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brap
2012-01-10 09:13:59 AM
I was really dissapointed that it wasn't Tim Tebow covering Arthur Brown's Fire.
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...FIRE!
jaylectricity
2012-01-10 10:09:40 AM
There goes Tim Tebow.
(new window)
/Foo Fighters
eas81
2012-01-10 11:41:12 AM
9beers
2012-01-10 12:15:16 PM
I liked the song that was playing on /sp/ just after the win. No idea what it was called.
degenerate-afro
2012-01-10 12:18:31 PM
9beers
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I liked the song that was playing on /sp/ just after the win. No idea what it was called.
"All he does is win"
by DJ Steve Porter. The same guy who gave us
"Press Hop"
eas81
2012-01-10 12:21:38 PM
I was thinking we should update the rick roll meme by terolling people.
blivitdotnet
2012-01-10 12:26:03 PM
The end is here, folks.
Humanity has failed, and we deserve the rapture at this point.
sotua
2012-01-10 12:28:40 PM
What. the. fark.
mc_madness
2012-01-10 12:29:46 PM
Tim Tebow is a new rock star. A left-handed gun-slinging Son of the Man...
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-10 12:31:48 PM
Oh, dear god. We have reached a new level of insanity folks.
Uzzah
2012-01-10 12:36:47 PM
brap
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I was really dissapointed that it wasn't Tim Tebow covering Arthur Brown's Fire.
That's exactly what I was expecting. And then I was going to go figure out who put LSD in my Cheerios.
British musician John Parr has re-recorded his 1985 hit song "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" . . .
and then changed the oil in the Fry-o-lator before the lunch rush started.
9beers
2012-01-10 12:40:18 PM
degenerate-afro
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"All he does is win" by DJ Steve Porter.
Yeah that's it. Catchy as hell tune, more so with the video.
JusticeandIndependence
2012-01-10 12:42:54 PM
You are wrong. Tebow has played the equivalent of 9 games (starting 8) for a 4-14 team and he is 5-3. His stats are better than ANY other QB at this stage in their career except Marino. FACT. but you are too lazy and stupid to learn. You are just a hater. You know he is a far superior human than you and you are jealous.
/not mine
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-10 12:50:28 PM
JusticeandIndependence
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You are wrong. Tebow has played the equivalent of 9 games (starting 8) for a 4-14 team and he is 5-3. His stats are better than ANY other QB at this stage in their career except Marino. FACT. but you are too lazy and stupid to learn. You are just a hater. You know he is a far superior human than you and you are jealous.
/not mine
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-10 01:14:21 PM
9beers
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degenerate-afro: "All he does is win" by DJ Steve Porter.
Yeah that's it. Catchy as hell tune, more so with the video.
Yeah, that dude does some solid stuff.
Brocllllliii waaaaaaaaaad
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Tim Tebow
2012-01-10 01:17:31 PM
Thanks guys! Gonna to listen to this on the way out to Foxborough.
dfacto
2012-01-10 01:22:58 PM
Despite that I hope he wins it all. Everyone will go apeshiat.
roc6783
2012-01-10 01:24:06 PM
Another Tebow thread, another pic of the best QB to ever start in the NFL:
//Wake me when he has the only thing in the NFL that matters, one of these:
//I hope this pic pisses you off...GimpyNipped for your pleasure
globalwarmingpraiser
2012-01-10 01:24:59 PM
Is this the thread we hate on a decent kid because he believes in things that we can't see, and some people latched onto that, all the while complaining that most people in his situation don't act like he does?
globalwarmingpraiser
2012-01-10 01:26:21 PM
roc6783
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Another Tebow thread, another pic of the best QB to ever start in the NFL:
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 267x400]
//Wake me when he has the only thing in the NFL that matters, one of these:
[assets.bizjournals.com image 280x280]
//I hope this pic pisses you off...GimpyNipped for your pleasure
That isn't Joe Montana......
lacrossestar83
2012-01-10 01:29:57 PM
mc_madness
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Tim Tebow is a new rock star. A left-handed gun-slinging Son of the Man...
Can we please stop using the term "rock star" for non-musicians?
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-10 01:30:35 PM
globalwarmingpraiser
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Is this the thread we hate on a decent kid because he believes in things that we can't see, and some people latched onto that, all the while complaining that most people in his situation don't act like he does?
No. Justin Bieber posts belong in Entertainment.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-10 01:30:44 PM
dfacto
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Despite that I hope he wins it all. Everyone will go apeshiat.
I'm just waiting for the fame to get to him and him to get busted in a seedy motel with a prostitute and a kilo of cocaine. Would serve that holier-than-thou group of supporters he has.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-10 01:31:29 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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No. Justin Bieber posts belong in
Entertainment
the trash
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RedPhoenix122
2012-01-10 01:33:13 PM
lacrossestar83
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mc_madness: Tim Tebow is a new rock star. A left-handed gun-slinging Son of the Man...
Can we please stop using the term "rock star" for non-musicians?
Agreed, as long as people stop referring to Nickelback, Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, etc. as musicians.
RsquaredW
2012-01-10 01:36:42 PM
OH COME ON.
Morpheses
2012-01-10 01:38:59 PM
RedPhoenix122
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dfacto: Despite that I hope he wins it all. Everyone will go apeshiat.
I'm just waiting for the fame to get to him and him to get busted in a seedy motel with a
male
prostitute and a kilo of cocaine. Would serve that holier-than-thou group of supporters he has.
FTFY
/Kinda wondering when he's gonna come out
Captain Steroid
2012-01-10 01:51:11 PM
SO. MUCH. WIN. XD
funk_soul_bubby
2012-01-10 01:57:02 PM
RsquaredW
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OH COME ON.
Sweet! Now OCMS can take "Mile High Halo" and put it to
this
!
Owangotang
2012-01-10 01:58:15 PM
I love every bit of this Tim Tebow stuff. I sincerely hope he wins the Superbowl. The reactions...my God, the delicious reactions...plus he seems like a good guy. Way easier to root for someone like him than it is to root for Rapistberger
Lou Cypher
2012-01-10 02:00:47 PM
Tebow is in the divisional round, Norv still has a job and the Raiders have fired Hue Jackson. Farking AFC west is always there for comic relief.
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-10 02:06:45 PM
Lou Cypher
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Tebow is in the divisional round, Norv still has a job and the Raiders have fired Hue Jackson. Farking AFC west is always there for comic relief.
Did they leave Al Davis in a vat of rum and make the front office drink it? That's the only explanation for this level of stupidity.
Di Atribe
2012-01-10 02:07:39 PM
Owangotang
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I love every bit of this Tim Tebow stuff. I sincerely hope he wins the Superbowl. The reactions...my God, the delicious reactions...plus he seems like a good guy. Way easier to root for someone like him than it is to root for Rapistberger
Precisely this. The hype is almost unbearable, but.... he keeps winning. Until he stops winning, I don't see a reason to stop talking about him.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-10 02:08:09 PM
RedPhoenix122
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lacrossestar83: mc_madness: Tim Tebow is a new rock star. A left-handed gun-slinging Son of the Man...
Can we please stop using the term "rock star" for non-musicians?
Agreed, as long as people stop referring to Nickelback, Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, etc. as musicians.
Oh. Oh. Burn!
rka
2012-01-10 02:11:21 PM
UNC_Samurai
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Lou Cypher: Tebow is in the divisional round, Norv still has a job and the Raiders have fired Hue Jackson. Farking AFC west is always there for comic relief.
Did they leave Al Davis in a vat of rum and make the front office drink it? That's the only explanation for this level of stupidity.
All that talk of holding players accountable after their last week loss didn't go over well in Oakland.
Can't have any semblance of discipline or dignity or even continuity in the Raiders organization.
Haha...same ol' Raiders.
Friction8r
2012-01-10 02:20:36 PM
There are different types of butthurt and different levels of butthurt. If the Patriots get Tebowed, the Tsunami-like wave of butthurt to hit the east coast will be absolutely phenomenal!
/Go Broncos!!!
MisterPickles
2012-01-10 02:23:56 PM
dfacto
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[lurkmore.ru image 420x414]
Despite that I hope he wins it all. Everyone will go apeshiat.
I don't often THIS, but when I do, THIS.
ISO15693
2012-01-10 02:31:57 PM
lacrossestar83
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mc_madness: Tim Tebow is a new rock star. A left-handed gun-slinging Son of the Man...
Can we please stop using the term "rock star" for non-musicians?
Standing on the sidelines, with his head hung low
Couldn't get any playtime, coach always said no
But through the roar of the crowd, he would witness a scene
Looking out on the field, just a halfback screen
That one completion, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up pigskin, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to throw it, but he knew for sure
That one leather ball, felt good in his hands, didn't take long, to understand
Just one leather ball, flung with god's assist
Was a one way ticket, no way he could miss
So he started chuckin' - ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on chuckin', someday God'll help him to the top
And become Saint-Tebow, got God in his eyes, become Saint-Tebow, and he'll Tebow tonight.
/quick and dirty
czetie
2012-01-10 02:43:07 PM
RedPhoenix122
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dfacto: Despite that I hope he wins it all. Everyone will go apeshiat.
I'm just waiting for the fame to get to him and him to get busted in a seedy motel with a prostitute and a kilo of cocaine. Would serve that holier-than-thou group of supporters he has.
So here's a funny thing that struck me this morning: Tebow is actually far less annoying about his personal Jesus than a lot of other athletes. I don't hear him saying in post match interviews that God wanted his side to win, or wanted him to personally run in the winning TD, or whatever. What I recall of his comments after Sunday's win was mostly about how his teammates make him look much better than he really is. He honestly seems to believe that God is concerned with more important things than which side wins some ball game.
OK, he does that one knee thing -- but he seems to be sincere about it, it's not flashy, and he doesn't ask the director to point the camera at him rather than the receiver celebrating the touchdown. He was doing it long before there was a camera on him, and I suspect he'll do it just the same long after TV gets tired of showing it. I'll take Tebow kneeling down over some wideout or, gods preserve us, kicker pointing up after a score -- what, does he think God nudged the kick just inside the upright for him?
I don't believe the things Tebow believes, but I don't have any problem with the way he conducts himself.
Satosuke
2012-01-10 02:46:25 PM
But I thought Brits didn't care about our Yankee armoured handegg wankball.
Owangotang
2012-01-10 03:07:35 PM
Di Atribe
:
Owangotang: I love every bit of this Tim Tebow stuff. I sincerely hope he wins the Superbowl. The reactions...my God, the delicious reactions...plus he seems like a good guy. Way easier to root for someone like him than it is to root for Rapistberger
Precisely this. The hype is almost unbearable, but.... he keeps winning. Until he stops winning, I don't see a reason to stop talking about him.
See I actually like the ridiculous hype. It's not going to last long, at the very most we'll see this stuff for maybe a month after the Superbowl if he goes there and wins it. If he loses this week? All of the Tebow stuff fades for a while.
He wins. He's stumping the analysts. He visits sick kids. He uses his faith to center himself, meaning he does not let the haters OR the hype get to him. I'm not religious at all but I'm somewhat jealous of Tebow, he has such a clear head about all of the chaos around him.
Of course I reserve the right to drop him like a hot potato if he gets too involved in politics.
admiral_neckbeard
2012-01-10 03:12:40 PM
Really? Have you heard a man eating his own head?
IAmRight
2012-01-10 03:19:32 PM
ISO15693
:
And become Saint-Tebow, got God in his eyes, become Saint-Tebow, and he'll Tebow tonight.
Very, very nice work.
/way to cash in on the trendy thing, old guy in the story
manitobamadman
2012-01-10 03:27:47 PM
Somewhere Rick Hansen is ROLLING over in his grave.
PirateFreedom
2012-01-10 03:28:11 PM
Satosuke
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But I thought Brits didn't care about our Yankee armoured handegg wankball.
They might not love armoured handegg wankball the way they love football but they still love dollars the way they love pounds.
dickfreckle
2012-01-10 03:33:59 PM
eas81
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I was thinking we should update the rick roll meme by terolling people.
My dad Tebowed me. Sent a link I thought was about the Saints/Falcons game and it went to some awful Timmy montage.
It's the new Rick-roll. Get used to it. Especially if your family or friends are hardcore Christians. Hell, I like the guy (not necessarily as player), but I'm tired of him being glorified by religious folks when God can't even help some innocent 4 year-old in Congo. Or the women being raped there because it's Tuesday.
Tebow is probably the nicest guy in the world, but when he "Tebows" prior to kickoff or after a good play, it's a farking slap in the face to everyone in the world who suffers. I'm glad that God willed your receiver, Tim. 4 seconds later a child died.
IAmRight
2012-01-10 03:35:47 PM
dickfreckle
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it's a farking slap in the face to everyone in the world who suffers.
No, it's not.
Pratty
2012-01-10 03:36:38 PM
IAmRight
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dickfreckle: it's a farking slap in the face to everyone in the world who suffers.
No, it's not.
This bears repeating.
regindyn
2012-01-10 03:38:51 PM
manitobamadman
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Somewhere Rick Hansen is ROLLING over in his grave.
Dude...nice.
rka
2012-01-10 03:39:54 PM
dickfreckle
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it's a farking slap in the face to everyone in the world who suffers.
Since there is no God, how is it a slap in the face?
No one is up in heaven caring about football games, no one is up in heaven helping sick kids.
Who or what a person prays for matters not one whit.
It's like biatching about sparkling vampires versus traditional vampires. In the end, you're biatching about effin' vampires.
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