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(SportsGrid)   Los Angeles Kings winger Dustin Penner injures himself eating pancakes   (sportsgrid.com) divider line 50
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2012-01-10 12:04:11 AM
I blame Brad Marchand.
 
2012-01-10 12:21:44 AM
Damn Canadians and their sizzurp addictions.
 
2012-01-10 12:22:49 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: I blame Brad Marchand.


Brilliant!
 
2012-01-10 12:40:57 AM
I should fine this one away for every time the hockey fans mock a stupid baseball injury.
 
2012-01-10 12:41:37 AM

GAT_00: I should fine this one away for every time the hockey fans mock a stupid baseball injury.


Or file it away. That works too.
 
2012-01-10 12:48:03 AM
Short stack. Frank's Diner. Kenosha, WI.

That is all.
 
2012-01-10 01:00:53 AM
O, Saint Alphonzo would be proud of him
 
2012-01-10 01:22:57 AM

GAT_00: GAT_00: I should fine this one away for every time the hockey fans mock a stupid baseball injury.

Or file it away. That works too.


I came here to do the same. This is twice tonight where you beat me to it.
 
2012-01-10 01:45:17 AM
He did play tonight, so it couldn't have been that bad. Didn't seem to affect his performance at all.

Floating around the ice like you're high doesn't really require much, though.
 
2012-01-10 01:48:39 AM
At least it wasn't waffles, syrup trap is ruining breakfast!
 
2012-01-10 01:54:51 AM
Welp he played tonight (not too badly) and we beat the Caps like a rented mule. Ovierated?
 
2012-01-10 02:49:07 AM
Why would you call them pancakes when flapjacks is such a cool word?
 
2012-01-10 03:36:29 AM

Lord Huggington: Why would you call them pancakes when flapjacks is such a cool word?


Reserved for sad titties.
 
2012-01-10 03:42:27 AM
pancakes aren't to be trusted
 
2012-01-10 03:47:24 AM
Waffles vs. Pancakes thread?
 
2012-01-10 04:19:44 AM
Pancakes are gross. Crepes are where it's at.
 
2012-01-10 04:20:09 AM
 
2012-01-10 05:01:22 AM
I blame the pivot-man.
 
2012-01-10 07:20:18 AM
The hotscakes had nothing to do with it.
 
2012-01-10 07:33:50 AM
Pancakes? Did he lose a pickup basketball game to Prince?
 
2012-01-10 07:58:25 AM
I'm sure he was completely sober at the time.
 
2012-01-10 08:30:26 AM
this is a hockey team's official reason.

we all know it was a bar fight or some wild night with a hockey groupie.


//go hawks.
 
2012-01-10 09:19:54 AM
French Toast, mang.
 
2012-01-10 09:21:46 AM
i36.photobucket.com

Click, Click Bloody Click, PANCAKES!!!!
 
2012-01-10 09:27:44 AM
irokfashion.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-10 09:35:05 AM

Milk D: this is a hockey team's official reason.

we all know it was a bar fight or some wild night with a hockey groupie.


//go hawks.


If it was a lie he'd just say he slept funny or something
 
2012-01-10 09:49:56 AM

NotEric: No credit given in any of the articles to where they lifted the story from?


That's because SportsGrid is a payola-post blog site owned by a Farker.

/your blog still sucks
 
2012-01-10 10:02:38 AM

Menjo_Bleeko: NotEric: No credit given in any of the articles to where they lifted the story from?

That's because SportsGrid is a payola-post blog site owned by a Farker.

/your blog still sucks


Dan Abrams is a Farker?
 
2012-01-10 10:03:42 AM

MysticSavage: Pancakes? Did he lose a pickup basketball game to Prince?


Prince wears sneakers?
 
2012-01-10 10:03:55 AM

Menjo_Bleeko: NotEric: No credit given in any of the articles to where they lifted the story from?

That's because SportsGrid is a payola-post blog site owned by a Farker.

/your blog still sucks


Oh, and I haven't worked there in four months. And it's not payola-post. So you're wrong on all three accounts. But please, continue your campaign against it.

It's owned by Abrams Media, ie Dan Abrams, the guy from Good Morning America.
 
2012-01-10 10:13:49 AM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-10 10:20:19 AM

Primitive Screwhead:


Insta-meme :)
 
2012-01-10 10:22:02 AM

ytterbium: Primitive Screwhead:

Insta-meme :)


Thanks! :)
 
2012-01-10 10:26:20 AM
I'm on the IHOP/Waffle House border, so I'll be all Swisslike neutral and vote for French Toast. Preferably made with brioche and lots of cinnamon and nutmeg.
 
2012-01-10 10:33:42 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: MysticSavage: Pancakes? Did he lose a pickup basketball game to Prince?

Prince wears sneakers?


Game... blouses.
 
2012-01-10 10:38:18 AM

sonnyboy11: Welp he played tonight (not too badly) and we beat the Caps like a rented mule. Ovierated?


The caps are 0 for forever out west.
 
2012-01-10 10:41:34 AM
Glad this got greened finally!

/I submitted with a better headline etc...
 
2012-01-10 10:42:21 AM
Must've taken a shot to the boysenberries.
 
2012-01-10 11:39:24 AM

whereisian: Pancakes are gross. Crepes are where it's at.

 
2012-01-10 11:46:16 AM
Inspired by this thread, I went out to breakfast this a.m.

I had a piece of French Toast with an egg nestled inside, topped with a silver dollar pancake and bacon jam.

So content, and just a little fat.
 
2012-01-10 12:28:38 PM
So this is where everyone went...

Here's a delightful read on pancake injuries (new window, reposted from the Marchand thread)
 
2012-01-10 12:28:39 PM

bubbaprog: Menjo_Bleeko: NotEric: No credit given in any of the articles to where they lifted the story from?

That's because SportsGrid is a payola-post blog site owned by a Farker.

/your blog still sucks

Oh, and I haven't worked there in four months. And it's not payola-post. So you're wrong on all three accounts. But please, continue your campaign against it.

It's owned by Abrams Media, ie Dan Abrams, the guy from Good Morning America.


Oh my. Sorry I don't keep up to date with the goings on in your life. Never mind that you confirmed that you DID work there, which validates my point.

And I notice that you don't dispute, in any way, THAT THE BLOG STILL SUCKS.

I will continue to point out that sites like SportsGrid and Boobs By Brooks suck. If you don't like it, hit the ignore button, jackass.
 
2012-01-10 12:38:16 PM
I remember watching a game a couple years ago where Dustin Penner and Alexei Loafalev, erm, excuse me, Kovalev, were on the ice at the same time (on opposing teams), and the puck happened to drift into a space where it was literally laying in between the two. I swear there was about five full seconds of completely inactivity while those two just stared at the puck before someone else finally flew in there and did something with it.

It was one of the most amazing, overt acts of complete disinterest and utter disregard for the game I had seen, and I'm really surprised it's not on Youtube right now as try and search for it.
 
2012-01-10 12:47:06 PM

Menjo_Bleeko: I will continue to point out that sites like SportsGrid and Boobs By Brooks suck. If you don't like it, hit the ignore button, jackass.


You forgot bleacher report.
/and probably others
 
2012-01-10 01:56:26 PM
In Edmonton this was Pudgy Dustin Penner's greatest foe...


primogrillforum.com

...the late night Donair.
 
2012-01-10 02:16:03 PM

merkey88: Menjo_Bleeko: I will continue to point out that sites like SportsGrid and Boobs By Brooks suck. If you don't like it, hit the ignore button, jackass.

You forgot bleacher report.
/and probably others


Oh god, SbB, now that was/is a terrible site. I'm glad we get a lot fewer links from there these days.
 
2012-01-10 03:08:05 PM
That sounds about right.
 
2012-01-10 04:01:06 PM
Shouldn't this be tagged Wheaton? All he tweets about these days are the Kings.
 
2012-01-10 09:24:39 PM
First John Torterella a few days ago, now Dustin Penner. Who's the next UMO alumnus now in the NHL who's gonna make headlines? Kariya's retired. Garth Snow? Jimmy Howard?
 
2012-01-10 09:25:47 PM
Oh, I blew it. (new window)
 
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