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2012-01-09 11:36:19 PM
You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?
 
2012-01-10 12:05:29 AM
am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??
 
2012-01-10 12:33:44 AM
namatad: am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??


People aren't going to know whether to shiat or lay an egg
 
2012-01-10 03:57:59 AM
We Are Augustines - that's the only one you need to learn
 
2012-01-10 04:03:06 AM
Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.
 
2012-01-10 04:09:20 AM
I picked the wrong month to be in Eastern Europe.
 
2012-01-10 04:21:09 AM
Wait, At The Drive In? Seriously? That's... pretty damn cool.
 
2012-01-10 04:32:11 AM
Looks like a pretty solid lineup to me.
 
2012-01-10 04:38:54 AM
stoli n coke: Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.

I only listen to bands with members that haven't been born yet.
 
2012-01-10 04:41:02 AM
REFUSED
 
2012-01-10 04:44:07 AM
CavalierEternal: You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?

Yeah, because those three are worth 350 bucks.
 
2012-01-10 04:44:58 AM
SnarfVader: stoli n coke: Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.

I only listen to bands with members that haven't been born yet.


Being into the newest thing is sooo yesterday. I listen to bands that never got famous, died years ago, and then I destroy all the copies of their work so no one else can ever hear it again.
 
2012-01-10 04:54:36 AM
WTF, Refused are back? Not that I'm going to Coachella but: sweeeeet!
 
2012-01-10 04:56:17 AM
I write, play, and immediately forget my own music.
 
2012-01-10 04:57:53 AM
AT THE DRIVE-IN AHHGGHH
 
2012-01-10 05:17:13 AM
namatad: am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??


Impossible; Lilith Fair hasn't been held since the 90s.
 
2012-01-10 05:17:28 AM
Looking at that line-up, seems to me that festival's America's equivalent to England's Glastonbury...
 
2012-01-10 05:48:51 AM
I'm surprised Mazzy Star is still around. I would love to go for Flo + Machine
 
2012-01-10 05:49:12 AM
I only listen to people singing in the shower in dirty hotel rooms before I murder them and dispose of the bodies in a vat of sulfuric acid so nobody else will ever hear from them again.
 
2012-01-10 06:00:36 AM
Wait, Mazzy Star are going to play live? Doesn't she get massive stage fright??
 
2012-01-10 06:25:16 AM
Holy cr... Pulp? Pulp?! Off to buy tickets!
 
2012-01-10 06:31:13 AM
I'm hip, Daddy-O.
 
2012-01-10 07:33:26 AM
Childish Gambino is playing as well... awesome!
 
2012-01-10 07:45:27 AM
ferro_man: REFUSED

Indeed.
 
2012-01-10 07:45:57 AM
Madness and Jimmy Cliff? Even if you were stuck in the 80s you know them both!

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Wait, At The Drive In? Seriously? That's... pretty damn cool.

After a whirlwind mp3 downloading I somehow ended up with hours of At The Drive In. I kinda liked 'em. Would be neat to see.


/oh and, fIREHOSE, 'Teh' Rapture (liked some of their early stuff), Amon Tobin, DJ Shadow, Noisia, Co Flo, these are solid selections
 
2012-01-10 07:52:56 AM
Meh. I'll be attending a small, independent festival that you've probably never heard of.
 
2012-01-10 07:53:01 AM
Will Mrs. Potato Dick play an acoustic set?
 
2012-01-10 07:54:59 AM
namatad: am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??


AND IT SMELLS LIKE THIS!!!!!!

/obscure?
 
2012-01-10 07:55:12 AM
That line-up isn't exactly obscure. I'm almost 40 and I'm familiar with at least 20 of the acts listed in TFA. Maybe that makes me a hipster, but I think mostly it is because I didn't stop listening to new music in 1992.
 
2012-01-10 08:10:47 AM
wait, fIREHOSE is back?

/watt is a god
 
2012-01-10 08:11:35 AM
hell, i'd go just to see the hives.
 
2012-01-10 08:14:51 AM
Firehose

At first I read that as Firehouse, that last gasp of the hair metal balladeers.
 
2012-01-10 08:17:37 AM
Once again they snubbed She Did The Vet.
 
2012-01-10 08:27:30 AM
FlashHarry: wait, fIREHOSE is back?


You can't stop Watt!
 
2012-01-10 08:32:06 AM
As a fan of Portlandia, I have heard of Wild Flag subby, so FU. Also, Radiohead, Mazzy Star, Snoop, Dr. Dre.

//My lawn. Off it.
 
2012-01-10 08:32:15 AM
Cat Power I've heard of
Madness is awesome
Jimmy Cliff well duh!
Feist I've only heard what gets airplay
Florence + the Machine SUCK
Beirut is pretty good
The only Dr. Dre or Snoop that I've heard is from my kids and I can't turn it off fast enough
 
kab
2012-01-10 08:33:16 AM
I'd like to see two of those acts, but there's no way I'm sitting through the rest of that.
 
2012-01-10 08:45:53 AM
stoli n coke: Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.

I only listen to people who wanted to start a band; at the first rehearsal they broke up to avoid being sellouts....
 
2012-01-10 08:46:12 AM
PULP!! These are there first shows in the US since the late 90s and their only announced dates in 2012. I would not be at all surprised if these are the last shows they ever play anywhere, considering they temporarily reunited for a European festival tour last year after a ten year hiatus.
 
2012-01-10 09:04:50 AM
Pretty strong lineup. Godspeed, You Black Emperor is an interesting festival choice.

If you haven't heard him, check out The Weeknd (new window). He is kind of alternative R&B or something. I suspect most Farkers will hate it, but I have been digging him lately.
 
2012-01-10 09:12:00 AM
coachella seems to be a very broad festival...lots of reunited or comeback bands, and lots of somewhat obscure - to - not-quite-so-mainstream bands. and snoop, dre, radiohead. if i lived within 200 miles of there i would consider attending. but i live in ft worth, tx. so that is way too far. oh well, plenty of music choices in this area :)
 
2012-01-10 09:13:06 AM
I hate hipsters so much.
 
2012-01-10 09:18:06 AM
Crewmannumber6: Cat Power I've heard of
Feist I've only heard what gets airplay
Florence + the Machine SUCK


i agree on florence. i TRIED to like her/them after i saw her on some awards show with some other women paying tribute to...aretha? i think it was aretha...

feist is pretty good, what i know of her
 
2012-01-10 09:21:38 AM
STRYPERSWINE: I hate hipsters so much.

you sound unhip.
 
2012-01-10 09:30:43 AM
CavalierEternal: You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?

"F*ck 80's" sound like a badass pair of pants or shoes or something. Yeah, you know I was cruising down the street in my F*ck 80's just looking for a good time.

That being said, the Sunday line-up is the only one that piqued my interest, would be down to see Justice, DJ Shadow, Girltalk, and Nero.
 
2012-01-10 09:43:19 AM
FlashHarry: wait, fIREHOSE is back?

/watt is a god


This.

/Seriously? Wow.
 
2012-01-10 09:55:54 AM
FlashHarry: wait, fIREHOSE is back?

/watt is a god



i513.photobucket.com

I wonder if they ever finally found the love of a lifetime.
 
2012-01-10 09:56:35 AM
"The Saturday lineup, both weeks, is Radiohead with Bon Iver, the Shins, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, David Guetta, Kaskade, Miike Snow, Jeff Mangum, Sebastian Ingrosso, Andrew Bird, Firehose..."

What!?!?! THE fIREHOSE!?!?! (off to check Wikipedia...) Holy crap, it's true! Sweet!!!!

They need to get back into the studio & do a new album ASAP.
 
2012-01-10 09:59:28 AM
I would go just to punch Noel Gallagher in his stupid face.
 
2012-01-10 10:07:36 AM
I actually like this line-up very much.


also, is any of AT The Drive-In's material any better than One-Armed Scissor? That song is farking awful and i get confused every time anyone talks them as something good.
 
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