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The 2012 Coachella Festival lineup announced, filled with a bunch of bands you're not hip enough to have heard of
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CavalierEternal
2012-01-09 11:36:19 PM
You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?
namatad
2012-01-10 12:05:29 AM
am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-10 12:33:44 AM
namatad
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am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??
People aren't going to know whether to shiat or lay an egg
Brigandaca
2012-01-10 03:57:59 AM
We Are Augustines - that's the only one you need to learn
stoli n coke
2012-01-10 04:03:06 AM
Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.
4NSpy
2012-01-10 04:09:20 AM
I picked the wrong month to be in Eastern Europe.
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2012-01-10 04:21:09 AM
Wait, At The Drive In? Seriously? That's... pretty damn cool.
zunkus
2012-01-10 04:32:11 AM
Looks like a pretty solid lineup to me.
SnarfVader
2012-01-10 04:38:54 AM
stoli n coke
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Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.
I only listen to bands with members that haven't been born yet.
ferro_man
2012-01-10 04:41:02 AM
REFUSED
marfar
2012-01-10 04:44:07 AM
CavalierEternal
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You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?
Yeah, because those three are worth 350 bucks.
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2012-01-10 04:44:58 AM
SnarfVader
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stoli n coke: Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.
I only listen to bands with members that haven't been born yet.
Being into the newest thing is sooo yesterday. I listen to bands that never got famous, died years ago, and then I destroy all the copies of their work so no one else can ever hear it again.
Haerski
2012-01-10 04:54:36 AM
WTF, Refused are back? Not that I'm going to Coachella but: sweeeeet!
slotz
2012-01-10 04:56:17 AM
I write, play, and immediately forget my own music.
pickledick
2012-01-10 04:57:53 AM
AT THE DRIVE-IN AHHGGHH
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-10 05:17:13 AM
namatad
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am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??
Impossible; Lilith Fair hasn't been held since the 90s.
ultrachronic
2012-01-10 05:17:28 AM
Looking at that line-up, seems to me that festival's America's equivalent to England's Glastonbury...
flamingboar
2012-01-10 05:48:51 AM
I'm surprised Mazzy Star is still around. I would love to go for Flo + Machine
SnarfVader
2012-01-10 05:49:12 AM
I only listen to people singing in the shower in dirty hotel rooms before I murder them and dispose of the bodies in a vat of sulfuric acid so nobody else will ever hear from them again.
Irving Maimway
2012-01-10 06:00:36 AM
Wait, Mazzy Star are going to play live? Doesn't she get massive stage fright??
Ragin' Asian
2012-01-10 06:25:16 AM
Holy cr... Pulp? Pulp?! Off to buy tickets!
Arkanaut
2012-01-10 06:31:13 AM
I'm hip, Daddy-O.
nickturn
2012-01-10 07:33:26 AM
Childish Gambino is playing as well... awesome!
dr_blasto
2012-01-10 07:45:27 AM
ferro_man
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REFUSED
Indeed.
mekkab
2012-01-10 07:45:57 AM
Madness and Jimmy Cliff? Even if you were stuck in the 80s you know them both!
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
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Wait, At The Drive In? Seriously? That's... pretty damn cool.
After a whirlwind mp3 downloading I somehow ended up with hours of At The Drive In. I kinda liked 'em. Would be neat to see.
/oh and, fIREHOSE, 'Teh' Rapture (liked some of their early stuff), Amon Tobin, DJ Shadow, Noisia, Co Flo, these are solid selections
czetie
2012-01-10 07:52:56 AM
Meh. I'll be attending a small, independent festival that you've probably never heard of.
Pu Phart
2012-01-10 07:53:01 AM
Will Mrs. Potato Dick play an acoustic set?
galactus5000
2012-01-10 07:54:59 AM
namatad
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am I the only one who read that as:
the 2012 Cloaca Festival ??
AND IT SMELLS LIKE THIS!!!!!!
/obscure?
swahnhennessy
2012-01-10 07:55:12 AM
That line-up isn't exactly obscure. I'm almost 40 and I'm familiar with at least 20 of the acts listed in TFA. Maybe that makes me a hipster, but I think mostly it is because I didn't stop listening to new music in 1992.
FlashHarry
2012-01-10 08:10:47 AM
wait, fIREHOSE is back?
/watt is a god
FlashHarry
2012-01-10 08:11:35 AM
hell, i'd go just to see the hives.
Sybarite
2012-01-10 08:14:51 AM
Firehose
At first I read that as Firehouse, that last gasp of the hair metal balladeers.
SharkTrager
2012-01-10 08:17:37 AM
Once again they snubbed She Did The Vet.
mekkab
2012-01-10 08:27:30 AM
FlashHarry
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wait, fIREHOSE is back?
You can't stop Watt!
Close2TheEdge
2012-01-10 08:32:06 AM
As a fan of Portlandia, I have heard of Wild Flag subby, so FU. Also, Radiohead, Mazzy Star, Snoop, Dr. Dre.
//My lawn. Off it.
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-10 08:32:15 AM
Cat Power I've heard of
Madness is awesome
Jimmy Cliff well duh!
Feist I've only heard what gets airplay
Florence + the Machine SUCK
Beirut is pretty good
The only Dr. Dre or Snoop that I've heard is from my kids and I can't turn it off fast enough
kab
2012-01-10 08:33:16 AM
I'd like to see two of those acts, but there's no way I'm sitting through the rest of that.
orange whip
2012-01-10 08:45:53 AM
stoli n coke
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Heh. Farkin posers. I only listen to bands that haven't formed yet.
I only listen to people who wanted to start a band; at the first rehearsal they broke up to avoid being sellouts....
Polonius_In_Drag
2012-01-10 08:46:12 AM
PULP!! These are there first shows in the US since the late 90s and their only announced dates in 2012. I would not be at all surprised if these are the last shows they ever play anywhere, considering they temporarily reunited for a European festival tour last year after a ten year hiatus.
MisterLoki
2012-01-10 09:04:50 AM
Pretty strong lineup. Godspeed, You Black Emperor is an interesting festival choice.
If you haven't heard him, check out
The Weeknd
(new window). He is kind of alternative R&B or something. I suspect most Farkers will hate it, but I have been digging him lately.
bungle_jr
2012-01-10 09:12:00 AM
coachella seems to be a very broad festival...lots of reunited or comeback bands, and lots of somewhat obscure - to - not-quite-so-mainstream bands. and snoop, dre, radiohead. if i lived within 200 miles of there i would consider attending. but i live in ft worth, tx. so that is way too far. oh well, plenty of music choices in this area :)
STRYPERSWINE
2012-01-10 09:13:06 AM
I hate hipsters so much.
bungle_jr
2012-01-10 09:18:06 AM
Crewmannumber6
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Cat Power I've heard of
Feist I've only heard what gets airplay
Florence + the Machine SUCK
i agree on florence. i TRIED to like her/them after i saw her on some awards show with some other women paying tribute to...aretha? i think it was aretha...
feist is pretty good, what i know of her
FlashHarry
2012-01-10 09:21:38 AM
STRYPERSWINE
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I hate hipsters so much.
you sound unhip.
Richard Sauce
2012-01-10 09:30:43 AM
CavalierEternal
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You haven't heard of Radiohead, Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg? Are you in your f*ck 80's?
"F*ck 80's" sound like a badass pair of pants or shoes or something. Yeah, you know I was cruising down the street in my F*ck 80's just looking for a good time.
That being said, the Sunday line-up is the only one that piqued my interest, would be down to see Justice, DJ Shadow, Girltalk, and Nero.
The Third Man
2012-01-10 09:43:19 AM
FlashHarry
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wait, fIREHOSE is back?
/watt is a god
This.
/Seriously? Wow.
DoblerMeyer
2012-01-10 09:55:54 AM
FlashHarry
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wait, fIREHOSE is back?
/watt is a god
I wonder if they ever finally found the love of a lifetime.
GibbyTheMole
2012-01-10 09:56:35 AM
"The Saturday lineup, both weeks, is Radiohead with Bon Iver, the Shins, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, David Guetta, Kaskade, Miike Snow, Jeff Mangum, Sebastian Ingrosso, Andrew Bird, Firehose..."
What!?!?!
THE fIREHOSE!?!?!
(off to check Wikipedia...) Holy crap, it's true! Sweet!!!!
They need to get back into the studio & do a new album ASAP.
Tat'dGreaser
2012-01-10 09:59:28 AM
I would go just to punch Noel Gallagher in his stupid face.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-01-10 10:07:36 AM
I actually like this line-up very much.
also, is any of AT The Drive-In's material any better than One-Armed Scissor? That song is farking awful and i get confused every time anyone talks them as something good.
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