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Sad: 7-year-old boy has cancer. Cool: Make-A-Wish grants his wish. Freaking awesome: To blow up a building
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Warthog
2012-01-09 08:40:26 PM
This is terrific. You've got a happy kid blowing stuff up, and at the end of the video the said he's now cancer free! How cool is that? Is there anything high explosives can't do?
bdub77
2012-01-09 08:41:17 PM
Can it be Congress? Please please? And can Congress be in session when it happens?
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-09 08:51:01 PM
UltraFark: With his mind.
doglover
2012-01-09 09:03:56 PM
Warthog
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This is terrific. You've got a happy kid blowing stuff up, and at the end of the video the said he's now cancer free! How cool is that? Is there anything high explosives can't do?
NO!
CavalierEternal
2012-01-09 09:45:03 PM
I take it his wishes of killing an endangered species, like a bald eagle or a giant panda, poisoning a reservoir or throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool were not granted?
Warthog
2012-01-09 09:50:20 PM
CavalierEternal
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I take it his wishes of killing an endangered species, like a bald eagle or a giant panda, poisoning a reservoir or throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool were not granted?
Your jib, Sir. I like the cut of it.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-09 10:07:22 PM
Good luck, kid. You've got a helluva career as a Farker ahead of you.
epyonyx
2012-01-09 10:39:22 PM
FTA:
"I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up," said Maxwell Hinton of Fresno, Calif.
I lol-ed
elchip
2012-01-09 10:42:28 PM
Would have been cheaper to give him an N64 and this...
12349876
2012-01-09 10:42:49 PM
I want the world to end in nucular apocalypse.
/the crushing nothingness
GreenSun
2012-01-09 10:43:17 PM
"I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up," said Maxwell Hinton of Fresno, Calif.
Did they air that episode on TV, where they shot a cannon ball and it ended up destroying somebody's home?
Sure hope the terrorists don't have access to Mythbusters.
croesius
2012-01-09 10:43:53 PM
Great article and sentiment, but I caught a sad knowing that seven year old knew what "neuroblastoma" was.
syzygy whizz
2012-01-09 10:44:07 PM
Psychotic Penguin voice:
Heh-heh-heh...
KABOOM?
Cyno01
2012-01-09 10:45:35 PM
Warthog
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This is terrific. You've got a happy kid blowing stuff up, and at the end of the video the said
he's now cancer free
! How cool is that? Is there anything high explosives can't do?
What a rip, i thought make a wish was for dying kids. Its a contract, a crazy wish for a dead kid, hes not holding up his end of the bargain.
BobtheFascist
2012-01-09 10:46:12 PM
OK, that's pretty frikkin' awesome.
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-09 10:46:23 PM
Umm, I have cancer. I mean I'm pretty sure I have cancer. Most people have cancerous cells in them at any given time, they just die off before they can cause any trouble. So can I blow up a building too?
FunkOut
2012-01-09 10:46:38 PM
That's my kinda kid.
Let's hope his love of Mythbusters doesn't wind up with him wearing a walrus mustache and beret.
Nels
2012-01-09 10:47:48 PM
Well, I guess it was just a matter of time before they started granting wishes for Muslim kids now.
Time to rev up the indefinite detention military machine to round up all the donors.
Vangor
2012-01-09 10:47:50 PM
Warthog
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This is terrific. You've got a happy kid blowing stuff up, and at the end of the video the said he's now cancer free! How cool is that? Is there anything high explosives can't do?
As the size of an explosion increases, the number of scenarios it cannot solve approaches zero.
Satanic_Hamster
2012-01-09 10:48:48 PM
One problem; they likely just violated federal and state laws.
(mining engineer, licensed blaster)
A co-worker/driller that I worked with had something "similar" happen years back. His father/uncles owned a large blasting company in New Jersey and they let him set off a shot to take down a smoke stack. Picture of him doing it made the paper.
Next day, the state called about a fine for it. ATF had a few questions as well, iirc.
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel
2012-01-09 10:52:07 PM
"I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up,"
C-Span does the same thing for me.
kayanlau
2012-01-09 10:52:17 PM
Aaaaaaannnnnnd ... boom goes the dynamite.
God-is-a-Taco
2012-01-09 10:55:10 PM
A 7 year-old that watches Mythbusters and can remember a word like "neuroblastoma" must have a bright future ahead of him.
Glad to see he's rid of cancer.
davebarnes
2012-01-09 10:56:15 PM
Make-A-Wish is one of the best charities ever.
Porous Horace
2012-01-09 10:56:37 PM
People are freaking out over Iran's possible upcoming nuclear weapons program but little do they realize that it's just part of the Make a Wish Foundation for Palestinians.
Also, though those of us at the Pro Cancer Foundation frown upon your petty human mortal shenanigans, we remain smug with the knowledge that cancer is still winning.
BeerBear
2012-01-09 10:56:47 PM
GreenSun
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"I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up," said Maxwell Hinton of Fresno, Calif.
Did they air that episode on TV, where they shot a cannon ball and it ended up destroying somebody's home?
Sure hope the terrorists don't have access to Mythbusters.
don't think they will air that episode and read a funny article that the FBI was checking out Mythbusters in the beginning due to them blowing up stuff
Nightmaretony
2012-01-09 10:58:35 PM
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
buckler
2012-01-09 11:00:42 PM
"Oh...I didn't mean an
abandoned
building."
Arkanaut
2012-01-09 11:03:11 PM
Ed Finnerty
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UltraFark: With his mind.
I guess he's not old enough for us to say "...with his penis."
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-09 11:03:32 PM
Picture of the kid as an adult.
bmihura
2012-01-09 11:04:00 PM
bdub77
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Can it be Congress? Please please? And can Congress be in session when it happens?
Soz, Congress sucks, not blows. They suck up taxpayer money moreso every year, regardless of whatever party is in there.
jingks
2012-01-09 11:05:55 PM
Am I the only one that thinks it's selfish that he used Make-A-Wish then didn't die? There a many kids more dying than this one that could have used that wish!
MrEricSir
2012-01-09 11:06:45 PM
Is this how 9/11 happened?
video man
2012-01-09 11:06:55 PM
WE LIKE.
EXPLOSIONS.
WE LIKE.
EXPLOSIONS.
/Yes. (OH YEAH!)
video man
2012-01-09 11:09:08 PM
jingks
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Am I the only one that thinks it's selfish that he used Make-A-Wish then didn't die? There a many kids more dying than this one that could have used that wish!
Shut the fark up. A 7-year-old got to blow up a farking building.
/And that's farking awesome.
altinos
2012-01-09 11:10:00 PM
jingks
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Am I the only one that thinks it's selfish that he used Make-A-Wish then didn't die? There a many kids more dying than this one that could have used that wish!
I know a guy who had gotten his wish through Make A Wish and lived, he nearly died of a brain tumor.
oukewldave
2012-01-09 11:10:12 PM
I'd rather have Mr. Bovine Joni himself play for me if I had cancer.
/ Note to self: remember to shave beard if pretending to be bald.
Mock26
2012-01-09 11:22:41 PM
Fail. No, not this Wish coming true, because I think that Make-A-Wish is an awesome organization. What is a Fail is that they did not show footage of the little guy pushing the button!
CaesarSneezy
2012-01-09 11:23:02 PM
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lasercannon
2012-01-09 11:28:25 PM
That's great for him, but sad for the three people still inside the silo.
craxyd
2012-01-09 11:35:56 PM
I've had love for Make-A-Wish since they sent my brother and us to Disney when it was looking like he was going to lose his fight with leukemia. This just renews it.
xen0blue
2012-01-09 11:38:06 PM
blow up a building? i'm pretty sure mine would be "2 chicks at the same time"
fusillade762
2012-01-09 11:42:25 PM
Ed Grubermann
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[www.thehardmans.com image 640x472]
Picture of the kid as an adult.
You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician -- Bad is good, baby! Down with government!
Loren
2012-01-09 11:45:01 PM
Satanic_Hamster
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One problem; they likely just violated federal and state laws.
(mining engineer, licensed blaster)
A co-worker/driller that I worked with had something "similar" happen years back. His father/uncles owned a large blasting company in New Jersey and they let him set off a shot to take down a smoke stack. Picture of him doing it made the paper.
Next day, the state called about a fine for it. ATF had a few questions as well, iirc.
Wouldn't it be ok if they set it up so in actuality two people had to agree? Give him the hellbox but the wires go through a switch that's held by somebody licensed and he doesn't close his switch until it's ok to shoot.
The Angry Hand of God
2012-01-09 11:47:26 PM
craxyd
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I've had love for Make-A-Wish since they sent my brother and us to Disney when it was looking like he was going to lose his fight with leukemia. This just renews it.
This video and hearing that is awesome. I hope your brother is still well.
whiterrabbit
2012-01-09 11:47:46 PM
It kicks up alot of dust??
Onetrack
2012-01-09 11:48:42 PM
Link
(kaboom)
Sum Guye
2012-01-09 11:50:04 PM
Satanic_Hamster
2012-01-09 11:52:17 PM
Loren
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Wouldn't it be ok if they set it up so in actuality two people had to agree? Give him the hellbox but the wires go through a switch that's held by somebody licensed and he doesn't close his switch until it's ok to shoot.
General rule of thumb: surface shots have to be set off by someone with a license, underground shots can be set off by someone designated. No children should have access to explosives or control over them (both state and federal).
neuroflare
2012-01-09 11:53:07 PM
CavalierEternal
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I take it his wishes of killing an endangered species, like a bald eagle or a giant panda, poisoning a reservoir or throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool were not granted?
Hard to find Baseketball quotes around the 'tubes, but Fark won't fail you in any reference.
/what's a vajoina?
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