Drunk.

Favre did it.

Tebow's Old Testament God strikes again.

InferiousX: Tebow's Old Testament God strikes again.

Seriously; first Steelers Coordinator...then Packers Coordinator...good lord HIDE YO COORDINATORS AND THEIR FAMILIES!

Seems like a message from New York

Look for the :-)

Where was LT at the time of this apparent accident?

Nina Haagen Dazs: zato_ichi: Drunk.

Almost certainly. I saw the search boat out there this morning, right by UWO campus where he apparently spent Sunday. Not likely he went in sober.

I'd say that's a safe bet on being drunk. I worked in Austin for a decade, and at least once a year Lake Travis had a story of a missing student, and alcohol was involved 99% of the time.

Sad to hear this.

This is what happens when Tebow takes all of God's attention

Screw that rapist

RIP convicted rapist: Link (new window)

From another article: Michael Philbin was sentenced to six months in jail in 2009 after he was convicted of sexually assaulting two young girls.

Link (new window)

We have rivers and Lakes, with water!
googles (new window)
sad news.

You know, I just read the criminal complaint...fark him.

One less a-hole to worry about in this world.

Was he a first born? I read god will fark a first born up.

The1andonlyZack: InferiousX: Tebow's Old Testament God strikes again.

Seriously; first Steelers Coordinator...then Packers Coordinator...good lord HIDE YO COORDINATORS AND THEIR FAMILIES!

This. Not to sound like a cold-hearted bastard, but I wanted the Steelers to lose, their coordinator was seriously harmed, and they lost. Now the Packers' coordinator is seriously harmed (emotionally, that is), so maybe there will be more correlation.

Plus, the distraction of a head-coaching offer might further muddle his game plan thinking.

/Vikings fan
//so kill me

Kind of surprised that nobody in the article comments has started blathering about the Smiley Face Killer yet. Whenever some college kid goes missing here in WA (and invariably gets hauled out of a lake a few days later) there are always a few diehards talking about how it must have been the faceless serial killer who likes to shove drunk kids into rivers.

/Planning to send my son to college in the desert.
//Don't believe in any serial killer, do understand how easy it is to get disoriented and screwed up when you're drunk. Also how hard it can be to notice water on a dark night until you're in it.

He looks like he deserved it.

Karma is taller than our souls.

GarbageDay: This. Not to sound like a cold-hearted bastard, but I wanted the Steelers to lose, their coordinator was seriously harmed, and they lost. Now the Packers' coordinator is seriously harmed (emotionally, that is), so maybe there will be more correlation.

Plus, the distraction of a head-coaching offer might further muddle his game plan thinking.

Too late.

Ima10urin8: he was found guilty of abusing two young girls........ hopefully some revenge.

Not to excuse what he did (it was rape and he's an a-hole) but he was 17 and they were 16 when the incident occurred so legally he was a young boy himself.
Really sounds like he was a guy with major alcohol issues, which ultimately led to his death through stupidly wandering around in the dark.

AdolfOliverPanties: So unless something bad happens to the Patriots' OC, I'd say Tebow is in the clear

the Pats OC brought the plague known as Tebow upon the NFL

AdolfOliverPanties: IF the Packers were playing the Broncos this weekend, then I'd think Tebow is actually an agent of Satan. First, burn the shiat out of the Steelers' OC and then kill the son of the Packers' OC.

So unless something bad happens to the Patriots' OC, I'd say Tebow is in the clear.

He's coaching penn state next year, trifecta complete

Tebow wins. A football coach's rapist son dies.

Can't explain that.

One less piece of shiat

In other news, a cheesedick is now cheesedead.

RenownedCurator: Kind of surprised that nobody in the article comments has started blathering about the Smiley Face Killer yet. Whenever some college kid goes missing here in WA (and invariably gets hauled out of a lake a few days later) there are always a few diehards talking about how it must have been the faceless serial killer who likes to shove drunk kids into rivers.

/Planning to send my son to college in the desert.
//Don't believe in any serial killer, do understand how easy it is to get disoriented and screwed up when you're drunk. Also how hard it can be to notice water on a dark night until you're in it.

Same thing has been said for years about drunken college kids in La Crosse with the Mississippi.

Just another smiley face murder. Move along nothing to see here.

Man, sorry to hear that. :( Sounds like the kid wasn't exactly a role model, but how sad for his family. :(

/it sucks when parents have to bury their children

That's awful. I feel really bad for the family.

Kiribub: That's awful. I feel really bad for the family.

Of his victims?

It seems NFL players lose sons in an inordinate percentage compared to the rest of society. Many of these are just the past couple of years.


Philbin
Erik Kramer
Tony Dungy
Randall Cunnigham
Jim Kelly
Joe Jurevicius
Matt Bryant
Stephen Bowen
Trent Dilfer
Mark Rypien
Buddy Dial
Paul Frase
Ickey Woods

Goodbye scumbag rapist. Hope it hurt going bye bye biatch.

Good thing he didn't kill any dogs or Fark would really let Him have it

FinFangFark: Nina Haagen Dazs: zato_ichi: Drunk.

Almost certainly. I saw the search boat out there this morning, right by UWO campus where he apparently spent Sunday. Not likely he went in sober.

I'd say that's a safe bet on being drunk. I worked in Austin for a decade, and at least once a year Lake Travis had a story of a missing student, and alcohol was involved 99% of the time.

Sad to hear this.

Interesting that the linked article mentioned somebody hearing ice breaking and cries for help at 230 in the morning... What'd they do, go back to sleep?

RenownedCurator: Kind of surprised that nobody in the article comments has started blathering about the Smiley Face Killer yet. Whenever some college kid goes missing here in WA (and invariably gets hauled out of a lake a few days later) there are always a few diehards talking about how it must have been the faceless serial killer who likes to shove drunk kids into rivers.

/Planning to send my son to college in the desert.
//Don't believe in any serial killer, do understand how easy it is to get disoriented and screwed up when you're drunk. Also how hard it can be to notice water on a dark night until you're in it.

Especially if it's covered with ice and snow...