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(The Blemish)		Christina Aguilera comes to terms with her gravitational field (theblemish.com)		86
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DarnoKonrad

2012-01-09 08:17:08 PM

bdub77

2012-01-09 08:19:44 PM

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here
Mocha Choca lata ya ya,
She ate Lady Marmalade....

gonzoduke

2012-01-09 08:32:16 PM

O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-09 08:42:21 PM

gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

Coelacanth

2012-01-09 08:45:10 PM

Sally Struthers has really let herself go.

gonzoduke

2012-01-09 08:53:02 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

I must have missed that. Carry on

Quantum Apostrophe

2012-01-09 10:46:23 PM

"As long as I'm happy in my own skin"
That's good since you're making more of it.

dopeydwarf

2012-01-09 10:48:46 PM

Is it just me or does the extra weight kind of make her look transgender?

FunkOut

2012-01-09 10:51:51 PM

dopeydwarf: [theblemish.com image 600x367]

Is it just me or does the extra weight kind of make her look transgender?

She'd look better if she used a spatula and scraped off some of the makeup. And didn't opt for the hair dye shade #305 Chlorox Dip by Proclean Janitorial Products.

Nana's Vibrator

2012-01-09 10:53:42 PM

zappaisfrank

2012-01-09 10:57:27 PM

Sorry, I prefer to remember when she was the much hotter and much more talented alternative to Britney...

www.christinaaguileranet.com

baorao

2012-01-09 10:58:26 PM

X(XL)tina

Chiquidin

2012-01-09 10:58:30 PM

I've always liked the curvier Aguilera.

//sees no pics of Aguilera prepares to leave.

Chiquidin

2012-01-09 10:59:56 PM

//rescinds statement as he had not refresshed prior to commenting.

Sorry , nothing to see here, move along.

FunkOut

2012-01-09 11:01:49 PM

zappaisfrank: Sorry, I prefer to remember when she was the much hotter and much more talented alternative to Britney...

[www.christinaaguileranet.com image 362x500]
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She is very pretty and I have no idea why she piles on the cosmetics. She doesn't need it.

MrEricSir

2012-01-09 11:04:42 PM

At least her clothing coverage increased with her weight. A lot of folks go the other way, which leads to eye bleach sales.

zvoidx

2012-01-09 11:05:30 PM

dopeydwarf

2012-01-09 11:09:05 PM

FunkOut: dopeydwarf: [theblemish.com image 600x367]

Is it just me or does the extra weight kind of make her look transgender?

She'd look better if she used a spatula and scraped off some of the makeup. And didn't opt for the hair dye shade #305 Chlorox Dip by Proclean Janitorial Products.

verybadfrog.com

Judging by this pic I'm not sure I entirely agree.. Wait, what?

b-maz

2012-01-09 11:10:19 PM

Wait, wasn't she thin after the kid? I thought that music video ("Not Myself Tonight" had to Google that.)showing how "bad" she was, was after her kid?

Nana's Vibrator

2012-01-09 11:19:07 PM

HEY! She is beautiful. No mater what you say. Words can't bring her down!

bostonowns

2012-01-09 11:19:28 PM

never forget

croesius

2012-01-09 11:19:46 PM

Meh. Still would hit.

And anyone got a picture of the author of that piece? Sounds like an incorrigible biatch.

Shenanigans!

2012-01-09 11:27:01 PM

dopeydwarf: Is it just me or does the extra weight kind of make her look transgender?

No, it's the hair and makeup. She looks like a tranny at any weight.

I'm surprised she gave Kelly Osbourne a hard time about her weight, when she could easily have given her a hard time about being ugly and devoid of talent instead.

velvet_fog

2012-01-09 11:40:48 PM

gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

www.memecat.com

fusillade762

2012-01-09 11:47:02 PM

She's vaginormous!

/my new favorite word

AlHarris31

2012-01-09 11:49:10 PM

I'd still hit it.

Lsherm

2012-01-09 11:53:26 PM

dopeydwarf: [theblemish.com image 600x367]

Is it just me or does the extra weight kind of make her look transgender?

That's the fake eyelashes and whore makeup. Good looking women can make due with the "less is more" makeup strategy. Fat women and trannies have to slop that shiat on.

ongbok

2012-01-10 12:21:32 AM

She looks like Cyndi Lauper. Not the 1980's Cyndi Lauper, the 2012 Cyndi Lauper.

Broadcastdave

2012-01-10 12:35:12 AM

ongbok: [theblemish.com image 600x286]

She looks like Cyndi Lauper. Not the 1980's Cyndi Lauper, the 2012 Cyndi Lauper.

I once went bowling with Cyndi Lauper, She had purple hair at the time.

/CSB

Kurmudgeon

2012-01-10 12:53:00 AM

Isn't there any new entertainers that Fark can focus on?
Entertainment tab is starting to look like a PTA meeting.

MattyFridays

2012-01-10 01:08:39 AM

gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

FAIL.

She lost the weight after she had the kid. She started gaining the weight when Burlesque came out. Her weight gain has NOTHING do with the pregnancy, and everything to do with the fact that she's an alcoholic surrounded by enablers who don't know how to dress her.

MattyFridays

2012-01-10 01:10:29 AM

b-maz: Wait, wasn't she thin after the kid? I thought that music video ("Not Myself Tonight" had to Google that.)showing how "bad" she was, was after her kid?

Correct. She also filmed a movie after she had the kid. The weight gain started when the divorce happened.

ParagonComplex

2012-01-10 01:12:21 AM

Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.

No, she isn't.

images.eonline.com

Gilliam317

2012-01-10 01:15:33 AM

ParagonComplex: Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.
Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.
But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.
No, she isn't.
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These images make me hate whatever lens that photographer is using. It makes the subject's proportions look all wacky.

/Not a slight against Ms. Osborne

Surool

2012-01-10 01:26:24 AM

It's way easier to accept that you're fat than to put down the bucket of fried chicken and exercise.

RoxtarRyan

2012-01-10 01:49:35 AM

Gilliam317: These images make me hate whatever lens that photographer is using. It makes the subject's proportions look all wacky.

That isn't the product of a lens selection.

Riotboy

2012-01-10 01:50:58 AM

I'd hit it.

25/8

LewDux

2012-01-10 02:01:00 AM

Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.

That's just an excuse

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antron

2012-01-10 02:07:15 AM

Jonoba unko chocolate Yum Yum bar ancho?

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/ho ho ho...

FunkOut

2012-01-10 02:34:27 AM

Broadcastdave: ongbok: [theblemish.com image 600x286]

She looks like Cyndi Lauper. Not the 1980's Cyndi Lauper, the 2012 Cyndi Lauper.

I once went bowling with Cyndi Lauper, She had purple hair at the time.

/CSB

I would have loved to go bowling with Cyndi Lauper.

Coelacanth

2012-01-10 02:55:49 AM

ParagonComplex: Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.

No, she isn't.

[images.eonline.com image 560x315]

There was a short story I read a long time ago about a fat man who was given a 'cure' for obesity. You take the light-colored pill to lose weight, and you give your worst enemy the dark-colored pill for him to gain your weight. Seeing Kelly Osbourne here, I'd dare say that story had a grain of truth about it.

ParagonComplex

2012-01-10 03:30:01 AM

Coelacanth: ParagonComplex: Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.

No, she isn't.

[images.eonline.com image 560x315]

There was a short story I read a long time ago about a fat man who was given a 'cure' for obesity. You take the light-colored pill to lose weight, and you give your worst enemy the dark-colored pill for him to gain your weight. Seeing Kelly Osbourne here, I'd dare say that story had a grain of truth about it.

Yeah, Christina Aguilera seems to have been imprisoned by the Karma Police. Who knows, maybe being fat herself really has changed her perspective on things. That would be nice. That sounds like an interesting story, but what if your worst enemy was already fat? I guess then they'd blow up to piano box casket proportions.

dopeydwarf

2012-01-10 03:46:06 AM

Coelacanth: ParagonComplex: Nana's Vibrator: AdolfOliverPanties: gonzoduke: O.M.G. She had a child and gained some weight. This happens to alot of women. Leave her alone already.

Nah, she deserves some razzing. She was a biatch to Kelly Osbourne about being fat. Lots of women have kids and don't become bloaters.The shoe is on the other hoof now.

But in Aguilera's defense, Kelly Osborne is fat. And ugly. And fat.

No, she isn't.

[images.eonline.com image 560x315]

There was a short story I read a long time ago about a fat man who was given a 'cure' for obesity. You take the light-colored pill to lose weight, and you give your worst enemy the dark-colored pill for him to gain your weight. Seeing Kelly Osbourne here, I'd dare say that story had a grain of truth about it.

For some reason this immediately came to mind:

ecx.images-amazon.com

LonMead

2012-01-10 05:42:34 AM

Do I have to look at the pics in the article? Or can I just remember her this (PNSFW) way? Or maybe this (NSFW) way? Or even this (NSFW) way? Can't I just please?

AaronSynn

2012-01-10 06:02:03 AM

She's not gonna take it!
NO! She ain't gonna take it!
She's not gonna take it anymoooorrrreeeee....

bump

2012-01-10 06:20:14 AM

Well this gives some credibility to the 'alcohol makes you gain weight and look puffy' theory...

docmattic

2012-01-10 06:27:25 AM

bump: Well this gives some credibility to the 'alcohol makes you gain weight and look puffy' theory...

But...but....if that were true, then most FARKers would also be... ummm... hmmmm....

By jove, I think you're on to something!

Macular Degenerate

2012-01-10 06:27:33 AM

This is just a well developed ploy to give her the opportunity to drop all the pounds, go on the cover of every tabloid and then write a tell-all book - just about the time when the revenue from her past creative works starts to wane.

Tat'dGreaser

2012-01-10 07:10:55 AM

When you're that rich you can afford personal trainers and dieticians. There really isn't an excuse.

stewbert

2012-01-10 07:37:21 AM

She was smoking hot in Burlesque. I'm sure TFA used the worst pic they could find of her recently, but, yeah, she's put on some weight.

/Would still hit it.

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