I guess I'll just have to console myself with these bacon-covered zombies, then.

plans: not dying

Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: JerseyTim: I wonder if she's going to throw a party and invite everyone she knows.

If she did, would you give a big gift?

And what would the card attached say?

"Tits or GTFO"

I would tongue-punch her fart-hole!!!!

I read that as Barry White and got excited. Then I remembered Barry White is dead and got sad.

I'm not cool enough to party with Betty White.

Of course they involve me. She just doesn't know it. Yet.

Her plans may not involve me, but mine plans certainly involve her.

/giggity

OgreMagi: I'm not cool enough to party with Betty White.

You know, when I first read that I thought, "Hell ya I am...", then I thought about it.

She's old, but she was cool before I was born, and even through her stint on Golden Girls she never really lost that.

I would probably bore her senseless whereas I bet her mediocre stories are extremely entertaining.

Unsung_Hero: I would probably bore her senseless. . ..

I know I would, and then I'd ask if it was good for her, too.

/wait, that's not what you meant?

I feel like Betty White is a huge inside joke that I'm not in on. Why do people still care what she does?

I'd like to show her a good time.

If I wanted to hang around with ancient, smelly women, I'd go down to the nursing home.

Bleyo: I feel like Betty White is a huge inside joke that I'm not in on. Why do people still care what she does?

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It's really wacky and hilarious when old people defy stereotypes by pretending to be foul mouthed because WHOA THE GOOD GIRL FROM GOLDEN GIRLS SAID A SWEAR WORD.

Now that's cleared up, who wants to dress up like zombies and shout Big Lebowski quotes with me?

I was hoping death was in her plans. I have her on my death pool roster.

Bleyo: I feel like Betty White is a huge inside joke that I'm not in on. Why do people still care what she does?

Man, it's really hard hitting the "quote" button without accidentally hitting "smart" or "funny."

Betty White is a comedian. Her timing is impeccable. She was the funniest part of one of the greatest sitcoms in history.

In light of Golden Girls, I envy fans of Community and their ability to enjoy something that has nothing to do with comedy.

Misread the headline as "Barry White," which lead to several moments of starring at the screen in confusion.

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Impressive. Congratulations and many more.

I want nothing more than for her to guest star on Raising Hope as Cloris Leachmen's old college lesbian lover.

Make it happen God and I'll over look the whole you letting religious leaders make dumbass rules againt the gays in your name.

No Roman orgy?

Jake Havechek: No Roman orgy?

OK, now I have an image of Betty White playing the part of Caligula in the unrated version of that movie. Oddly enough, I *LIKE* it.