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farkingismybusiness
2012-01-09 03:43:01 PM
I hope Grant takes Alan's surname. It just wouldn't be right if only one of them was cumming.
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 03:54:14 PM
Alan Cumming is so hawt.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 03:56:43 PM
Alan Cumming is gay? But his performance in GoldenEye made Clint Eastwood look like Andy Dick. What a chameleon.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 04:10:59 PM
Need further proof how hateful gay bullies are? He used #eatmericksantorum in his wedding tweet. Unbelievable.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 04:15:25 PM
He's gay? Interesting. I wouldn't have guessed that. Can this be worked into his character on The Good Wife? That could be fun.
 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 05:21:26 PM
His message 'Eat me Rick Santorum' refers to the candidate Republican nomination for president, who is vocal in his opposition to gay marriage.

Anyone would would follow things about Alan Cummings would understand WTH he meant.
 
Crocoduck
2012-01-09 06:21:06 PM
Great, he's just gone and ruined everyone else's straight marriage. Sounds pretty selfish of him to marry the guy he loves...
 
23FPB23
2012-01-09 06:23:54 PM
BAMPH!
 
AnotherOldFart
2012-01-09 06:27:08 PM
I am going to barf...

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fusillade762
2012-01-09 06:30:39 PM
Call me crazy, but I kind of thought that Alan Cumming was mostly straight.

I wouldn't call you crazy, just an idiot.


AnotherOldFart: I am going to barf...

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It's OK, homophobia sickens me too. And I'm not even the one that has it.
 
LDM90
2012-01-09 06:33:41 PM
There are people who didn't know he was gay?

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Coco LaFemme
2012-01-09 06:40:07 PM
Alan Cumming is gayer than Marcus Bachmann blowing Richard Simmons while Liza Minnelli sings "The Trolley Song" on the backs of two leather daddies going ass to ass with a black dildo.

How anyone could think he was anything BUT gay is a mystery.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 06:42:14 PM
Invincible!
 
hbk72777
2012-01-09 06:48:50 PM
The only reason he got famous is because he worked cheaper than Paul Ruebens back then

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T-Boy
2012-01-09 06:49:40 PM
I've had a crush on Alan Cumming since I saw him in Cabaret, and I'm not gay. After seeing that performance I told my wife that he might be the only guy I'd consider changing teams for.
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 06:50:30 PM
Coco LaFemme: Alan Cumming is gayer than Marcus Bachmann blowing Richard Simmons while Liza Minnelli sings "The Trolley Song" on the backs of two leather daddies going ass to ass with a black dildo.

How anyone could think he was anything BUT gay is a mystery.

I didn't know. It just never occurred to me to wonder about it. They look very happy, gay in fact.
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 07:01:06 PM
He's not gay, he identifies as bisexual and has quite publicly dated both men and women.
 
23FPB23
2012-01-09 07:06:07 PM
rynthetyn: He's not gay, he identifies as bisexual and has quite publicly dated both men and women.

Welp, he just married a dude, so there's that....
 
bravian
2012-01-09 07:15:56 PM
Mugato: Alan Cumming is gay? But his performance in GoldenEye made Clint Eastwood look like Andy Dick. What a chameleon.

This just in. Gay men can act.

/actually he states he is bisexual
//don't really believe in bisexuals myself
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 07:20:30 PM
23FPB23: rynthetyn: He's not gay, he identifies as bisexual and has quite publicly dated both men and women.

Welp, he just married a dude, so there's that....

So? That just makes him a bi guy who married a dude, it doesn't magically turn him 100% gay any more than his first marriage, to a woman, would have turned him 100% straight.
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 07:21:34 PM
Anyone who didn't know he was gay needs to seriously check their gaydar...

Also I'm going to leave this here:
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rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 07:35:52 PM
Speaking of Paul Reubens, he apparently swings both ways too, or at least doesn't let the gender of the person stop him from hitting on them. I'm from the same area in Florida where he's from, and have heard stories from reputable people I know about him hitting on both guys and girls. He seems to like them barely legal though.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 07:42:20 PM
bravian: Mugato: Alan Cumming is gay? But his performance in GoldenEye made Clint Eastwood look like Andy Dick. What a chameleon.

This just in. Gay men can act.

I was being whimsical. He was a total homo in GoldenEye.
 
Kanemano
2012-01-09 07:50:52 PM
I knew he way gay since Link (the High life) (new window) and that aired in 1995, way to catch up people.
 
Johnson [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 08:12:34 PM
He's a Scot, no way he is gay.

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fusillade762
2012-01-09 08:16:03 PM
rynthetyn: Speaking of Paul Reubens, he apparently swings both ways too, or at least doesn't let the gender of the person stop him from hitting on them. I'm from the same area in Florida where he's from, and have heard stories from reputable people I know about him hitting on both guys and girls. He seems to like them barely legal though.

Cool. Maybe I can get him to take me to a movie.
 
loonatic112358
2012-01-09 08:30:02 PM
So he floops both ways then? I see most people didn't spy that ahead of time.
 
FuryOfFirestorm
2012-01-09 08:30:16 PM
I think he was married to a woman in the '90s, but divorced her after "cumming" out.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 08:34:20 PM
Bisexual males. Thanks for spreading that AIDS, fellas.

Oh what, am I wrong?

Anyway congrats guys.
 
Virtual Pariah
2012-01-09 09:09:43 PM
Snape is gay?
 
MorePeasPlease
2012-01-09 09:43:24 PM
Mugato: Bisexual males. Thanks for spreading that AIDS, fellas.

Oh what, am I wrong?

Anyway congrats guys.



Sorry you contracted AIDS.

/congrats
 
Kinan
2012-01-09 09:50:06 PM
www.macrochan.org
 
Cargo
2012-01-09 09:50:36 PM
coco ebert: Alan Cumming is so hawt.

Seriously?

I've always thought he was annoying-looking.

/straight dude, so maybe it doesn't matter
 
ModernLuddite
2012-01-09 09:50:54 PM
He was great in "Spice World".
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 09:53:52 PM
ModernLuddite: He was great in "Spice World".

Was he Sporty Spice?
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2012-01-09 11:03:05 PM
Cargo: coco ebert: Alan Cumming is so hawt.

Seriously?

I've always thought he was annoying-looking.

/straight dude, so maybe it doesn't matter



I don't know, thought he looked pretty cool as Nightcrawler.

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Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-09 11:06:36 PM
Mugato: Alan Cumming is gay? But his performance in GoldenEye made Clint Eastwood look like Andy Dick. What a chameleon.

Check him out on the Good Wife; I find it completely bizarre to watch, as his American accent is almost as good as Hugh Laurie's. I'm not used to him being comprehensible, as his Scots accent is absurdly thick.
 
LDM90
2012-01-10 03:38:16 AM
T-Boy: I've had a crush on Alan Cumming since I saw him in Cabaret, and I'm not gay. After seeing that performance I told my wife that he might be the only guy I'd consider changing teams for.

Are you suuuuure you're not gay?
 
No Such Agency
2012-01-10 06:31:43 AM
thismomentinblackhistory:
Need further proof how hateful gay bullies are? He used #eatmericksantorum in his wedding tweet. Unbelievable.

Of course, Santorum claims that "studies show marriage makes people happier" is a good argument against gay marriage... so I'd probably tweet something like that too (if I did something as retarded as "tweeting").
 
TeddyBallGame
2012-01-10 09:19:41 AM
I have never seen ANYONE play the Emcee from Cabaret like AC did. The absolute best Broadway performance I've ever seen. From that moment on this guy can do no wrong in my eyes. Good for him and his new family.
 
gunga galunga
2012-01-10 09:22:01 AM
Too bad he didn't marry Courtney Cox. She hyphenates her last name.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-10 08:04:01 PM
Is he still invincible?
 
Vash's Apprentice
2012-01-11 11:44:53 AM
23FPB23: BAMF!

FTFY

/Comic Grammar Nazi
 
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