It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Meet the drug dealer who wore that "how-to" crack cocaine shirt to court
(
thesmokinggun.com
)
45
More:
Followup
,
crack cocaine
,
hoodie
,
Hallandale Beach
,
oxycodone
,
Florida Department of Law Enforcement
,
shirts
,
convicted felon
,
Broward Sheriff's Office
• • •
22594
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
09 Jan 2012
at
3:24 PM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6867938
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6867938
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
45 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Saborlas
2012-01-09 02:05:38 PM
How in the hell did he think this was even remotely a good idea?!
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-09 02:24:17 PM
Saborlas
:
How in the hell did he
think
this was even remotely a good idea?!
The answer is in the question.
Schmoppo
2012-01-09 03:15:26 PM
Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
LegacyDL
2012-01-09 03:29:53 PM
Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
Trance750
2012-01-09 03:30:23 PM
I'm sure he was looking for trouble, just so he can cry about his Freedom of Speech rights.
Trance750
2012-01-09 03:31:12 PM
LegacyDL
:
Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
Typical poor little rich kid syndrome.
9beers
2012-01-09 03:32:23 PM
Schmoppo
:
Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
Court dress codes are farking ridiculous, a person should be judged on what they've done, not how they dress.
MadAzza
2012-01-09 03:32:33 PM
LegacyDL
:
Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
I see what you did there, but I'm ony mobile and can't bold it.
Overfiend
2012-01-09 03:33:37 PM
I am continually amazed by the lack of intelligence in human beings.
libranoelrose
2012-01-09 03:34:53 PM
Schmoppo
:
Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
"Didn't I tell you to wear a suit?"
"You were serious about that?"
here to help
2012-01-09 03:35:38 PM
9beers
:
Schmoppo: Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
Court dress codes are farking ridiculous, a person should be judged on what they've done, not how they dress.
Well when you are going to court over selling drugs and you wear a shirt that is promoting drugs it kind of leaves the impression that you aren't really taking the courts seriously.
I'm a "legalize it all" kind of guy but it's mostly to put brazen, unlawful assholes like this out of business.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-09 03:36:51 PM
9beers
:
Schmoppo: Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
Court dress codes are farking ridiculous, a person should be judged on what they've done, not how they dress.
But if you dress like a goddamned moron, you deserve to be judged accordingly.
Fett56
2012-01-09 03:36:51 PM
Dude sounds like he doesn't give a fark what the judge, or anyone else, thinks. Been to jail, probably not afraid of going back.
Really, they aren't going to put him away for long enough to matter anyway. Probably makes good money on the inside too.
/end the drug war
Dialectic
2012-01-09 03:39:16 PM
J Z did that how-to shiat to music
(new window). Holla!
Iranoobie
2012-01-09 03:39:42 PM
And not a cancer cure was lost when this guy gets hard time doing something just as stupid.
August11
2012-01-09 03:45:53 PM
"Stack Paper" means cash? or something else?
here to help
2012-01-09 03:47:57 PM
August11
:
"Stack Paper" means cash?
Yes.
Dennis_Moore
2012-01-09 03:49:24 PM
"All you need is some cocaine, and some baking soda...and I think I tasted
egg
and
cinnamon
. Whoever sells this, is gonna be RICH!"
Noobian Noob
2012-01-09 03:49:53 PM
and its ugly!
/the criminal and the jacket
9beers
2012-01-09 03:52:55 PM
scottydoesntknow
:
But if you dress like a goddamned moron, you deserve to be judged accordingly.
I've been to court one time. I knew nothing about a dress code and showed up wearing jeans, polo shirt and casual shoes. The judge spent more time biatching at me for wearing jeans than he did concerning himself with my reason for being there. The guy in this story is a moron but a dress code for the sake of having a dress code is farking stupid.
Irving Maimway
2012-01-09 03:56:35 PM
Dennis_Moore
:
"All you need is some cocaine, and some baking soda...and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon. Whoever sells this, is gonna be RICH!"
Came for Tyrone. Thank you.
August11
2012-01-09 03:58:31 PM
9beers
:
scottydoesntknow: But if you dress like a goddamned moron, you deserve to be judged accordingly.
I've been to court one time. I knew nothing about a dress code and showed up wearing jeans, polo shirt and casual shoes. The judge spent more time biatching at me for wearing jeans than he did concerning himself with my reason for being there. The guy in this story is a moron but
a dress code for the sake of having a dress code
is farking stupid.
So clearly you did not listen during the judge's tirade. He probably thought it was yet another teachable moment. He was wrong.
Schmoppo
2012-01-09 04:04:22 PM
scottydoesntknow
:
But if you dress like a goddamned moron, you deserve to be judged accordingly.
It doesn't mention anything about him being charged for contempt, but this is a follow-up so i may have missed something.
He could afford the 30 grand bail so he's likely to have highly competent legal council and will serve very little time, of which he will be treated like a king.
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
Buffet
2012-01-09 04:14:07 PM
Typifies the stereotype.
opiumpoopy
2012-01-09 04:17:16 PM
scottydoesntknow
:
9beers: Schmoppo: Was he even charged with contempt? I don't see why the shirt is really relevant here. It's a shirt.
Court dress codes are farking ridiculous, a person should be judged on what they've done, not how they dress.
But if you dress like a goddamned moron, you deserve to be judged accordingly.
In before, "what do you call a Scouser in a suit"?
Overfiend
2012-01-09 04:17:31 PM
This is a repeat of a post a little farther down the main page.
This is a repeat of a post a little farther down the main page.
Overfiend
2012-01-09 04:18:12 PM
Nevermind. I fail at "follow-up".
Nevermind. I fail at "follow-up".
dv-ous
2012-01-09 04:44:56 PM
Nope. Recreational drugs don't make you dumb at all. No chance.
Sommiel
2012-01-09 04:46:11 PM
And it needs a Florida tag. Ft. Lauderdale.
ParallelUniverseParking
2012-01-09 04:50:13 PM
boyvoyeur
2012-01-09 05:29:45 PM
I still don't get the cartoon. You boil baking soda, walk down some steps and find a green blob?
/I'm about 87% serious
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-09 06:02:47 PM
As someone who visited court a lot back when I was drinking, I can handle the dress issue.
Dressing up for court isn't just because of some arbitrary dress code. It is to demonstrate that you understand the gravity of the situation, that you have respect for the court, and that you have respect for yourself.
Even if one completely disagrees with the above, going before a judge on felony charges isn't really the best time to argue that appearance shouldn't matter.
here to help
2012-01-09 06:57:40 PM
Ed Finnerty
:
Dressing up for court isn't just because of some arbitrary dress code. It is to demonstrate that you understand the gravity of the situation, that you have respect for the court, and that you have respect for yourself.
Even if one completely disagrees with the above, going before a judge on felony charges isn't really the best time to argue that appearance shouldn't matter.
Exactly.
I'm glad you conquered your demons... or have at least managed to figure out how to keep them at bay.
krackpipe
2012-01-09 07:09:35 PM
Ed Finnerty
:
As someone who visited court a lot back when I was drinking...
Anyone who starts with this disclaimer is probably going to say something worthwhile, at least IMO. Good points, Ed.
Antedeus
2012-01-09 07:26:53 PM
This is an ugly culture ... evil. Drugs, violence and selling the bodies of their sisters and daughters is the norm. It must be destroyed with violence if necessary for the good of the world.
Funky Town
2012-01-09 08:01:23 PM
boyvoyeur
:
I still don't get the cartoon. You boil baking soda, walk down some steps and find a green blob?
/I'm about 87% serious
It's hard for me to read the shirt, but the baking soda is used to convert cocaine in the salt form to cocaine in the base form, which is also known as crack cocaine. It is a chemistry technique.
Boatmech
2012-01-09 08:54:57 PM
MadAzza
:
LegacyDL: Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
I see what you did there
, but I'm on my mobile and can't bold it.
`
You can but it is a pain in the ass to do it.
voodoohotdog
2012-01-09 08:56:14 PM
I agree with you
2012-01-09 09:16:27 PM
seen the pic, figures it was a monkey from the ghetto,,,typical
Misconduc
2012-01-09 09:32:15 PM
I agree with you
:
seen the pic, figures it was a monkey from the ghetto,,,typical
I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.
MadAzza
2012-01-10 04:00:54 AM
Boatmech
:
MadAzza: LegacyDL: Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
I see what you did there , but I'm on my mobile and can't bold it.
`
You can but it is a pain in the ass to do it.
OK, thanks -- maybe I'll see if I can figure it out one of these days.
Boatmech
2012-01-10 05:52:55 AM
MadAzza
:
Boatmech: MadAzza: LegacyDL: Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
I see what you did there , but I'm on my mobile and can't bold it.
`
You can but it is a pain in the ass to do it.
OK, thanks -- maybe I'll see if I can figure it out one of these days.
`
Tried to get this to post showing the symbols last night and couldn't make it work so EIP if you wanna share some info.
/
FoneFarkers
FTW
MadAzza
2012-01-10 11:40:59 AM
Boatmech
:
MadAzza: Boatmech: MadAzza: LegacyDL: Looks like he came from a rich family and just wanted to rebel against the life of having a silver spoon in his hand.
I see what you did there , but I'm on my mobile and can't bold it.
`
You can but it is a pain in the ass to do it.
OK, thanks -- maybe I'll see if I can figure it out one of these days.
`
Tried to get this to post showing the symbols last night and couldn't make it work so EIP if you wanna share some info.
/FoneFarkers FTW
Will let you know if I figure it out.
TheFlannelAvenger
2012-01-10 12:55:58 PM
Ignoring the whole 'drugs are bad argument for the moment. All I see is a man, with limited options, using the capitalist system the best way he knows how. Who's the criminal, the dealer, or the person who's buying the merchandise. Add in the facts that he's black, a felon, and what other choices does this man have to make any kind of a decent living. He has no other options left to him.
/devil's advocate
//still, this guy has no future with his rap sheet at 25
///genuinely curious about other Farker's thoughts
Oh yes, and the shirt, giggle, serious chutzpah.
rezaxis
2012-01-10 01:46:59 PM
Black people problems...
Displayed
45
of
45
comments
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
McCroskey
Flash - Mighty Wallet
VooDoo
Velociraptor 3D Anatomy Model
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Brush Fire Burning near Lake Mathews
Rowboat Split in Half in Marina Colli...
2 Men Sought in Deadly South LA Barbe...
1 Killed, 3 Hurt in Crash Involving S...
More news at KTLA »
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
Nicole Kidman Is Ravishing In Red And...
Kristen Stewart Takes The Plunge In A...
Jennifer Love Hewitt Flaunts Her Curv...
More news at Starpulse »
Timothy Busfield -- Sexual Assault Ca...
Lindsay Lohan -- Chased Down Over $40...
'Basketball Wives' Star Kenya Bell --...
Melissa Rivers Splits With Porn King...
More news at TMZ »