Kind of hard for a middle aged dude to bring in the hotties once the fat paychecks stop, eh Charlie?

She can slobber on my carrot or something.

Kurmudgeon: Kind of hard for a middle aged dude to bring in the hotties once the fat paychecks stop, eh Charlie?

I dont think this will ever be an issue for him.

Nice Twits.

I'm sorry. Was I supposed to think the chick in the picture is ugly or something?

medic2731: What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?


/Both were big in the 80's and Ashton Kutcher is filling both of their slots now
//well, not anymore for one of the slots
///more like maybe caulk now

Nice work ripping off a line from the Charlie Sheen Roast and then failing miserably at an original line.

The former Two and a Half Men star acknowledges, "That was an episode. I think I'm a different person than I was yesterday. "

At least, that's what the voices keep telling him.

Beware the polar that is bi.

Crazy? No, no. Charlie isn't crazy. He's brain damaged from all the coke snorting.

Kurmudgeon: Kind of hard for a middle aged dude to bring in the hotties once the fat paychecks stop, eh Charlie?

you live in a dream if you think he ain't getting "fat paychecks" anymore.

-residuals
-royalties

his "low end" on money he probably isn't even touching is more than most small towns draw in in a decade.

the guy is a rich douchebag but the "checks" (sic) will still be rolling in till he's maggot fodder.

you don't understand television, celebrity or money. or "hotties" for that matter.

"hotties" roll in anyway because he has been in the paper a few times...and most of them are prostitutes..um..i mean aspiring actors so uh...yeah. still. better than what you got.

so..shush

like/hate him, he's living the American "dream"

i think he's a douche.

He should do something with Keith Olbermann.

Mid-life crisis, that's all. A very vocal, 21st century mid-life crisis.

Charlie Sheen is bipolar. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that. A quote like this just confirms that he, at least, knows this about himself.

He also takes drugs--his addiction probably correlates strongly with certain periods of his disorder--but that is secondary. The bipolar is the primary issue. The drugs he should be on are depakote, lithium, etc.

James Scameron: you live in a dream if you think he ain't getting "fat paychecks" anymore.

"fat" is a relative term in this case. If he can't buy all the cases of grey poupon that he wants, when he wants it, then in his mind, he'll need a bigger paycheck.

xant: Charlie Sheen is bipolar. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that. A quote like this just confirms that he, at least, knows this about himself.

He also takes drugs--his addiction probably correlates strongly with certain periods of his disorder--but that is secondary. The bipolar is the primary issue. The drugs he should be on are depakote, lithium, etc.

OH LOOK A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!

no he is not bi polar..but please..show your work.

if anything he suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder...

feel free to educate yourself.

challenge: post the difference between BPD and Bi Polar....
back up your opinion...

then..shush...

xant: Charlie Sheen is bipolar. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that. A quote like this just confirms that he, at least, knows this about himself.

He also takes drugs--his addiction probably correlates strongly with certain periods of his disorder--but that is secondary. The bipolar is the primary issue. The drugs he should be on are depakote, lithium, etc.

I think this needs to be repeated.

Has anyone made an animated gif of Sheen morphing into Quagmire? I'd like to see that.