"That's what happens when you make bad decisions in your life," West said over the weekend, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. "You can't go to the White House.''


I love Delonte. I used to have him in my profile. Such a bizarre, but benignly amusing cat. I was really glad to hear how a few years ago he decided to get help for his demons.

/planes, trains, automobiles, i don't care. BETTA HA' MY DOUGHNUTS

//hot sauce in my bag (extra) hot sauce in my bag, hot sauce in my bag (extra) hot sauce in my baaaaag....

///i know, "Lebron headed south, but gloria is riding West LOL
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rickythepenguin: "That's what happens when you make bad decisions in your life," West said over the weekend, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. "You can't go to the White House.''


I love Delonte. I used to have him in my profile. Such a bizarre, but benignly amusing cat. I was really glad to hear how a few years ago he decided to get help for his demons.

/planes, trains, automobiles, i don't care. BETTA HA' MY DOUGHNUTS

//hot sauce in my bag (extra) hot sauce in my bag, hot sauce in my bag (extra) hot sauce in my baaaaag....

///i know, "Lebron headed south, but gloria is riding West LOL
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I thought people who made bad decisions in their life always went to the White House?

Wow, two things you can't have to enter the White House these days:
1. A criminal background.
2. A birth certificate.

During the 2009 incident, police found three guns stashed in a guitar case he was carrying.

Apparently Delonte West is El Mariachi.

He bought fancy new socks too. What a shame.

/love Delonte

A thug ball player with a criminal record? That's unpossible!

Are you trying to imply that there are NBA players that pass a criminal background check?

Jake Havechek: A thug ball player with a criminal record? That's unpossible!

What makes him a thug? Because he had unregistered firearms and was transporting them? That makes him stupid, but not a thug. If that made him a thug, at least a third of Fark would be thugs also because of how many people here like to brag how they have unregistered firearms. Unless that is all just ITG talk.

Delonte rocks.

Actually, subby, the criminal background check was successful.

Forget the criminal record stuff, that is misdirection. The cat is bugnut crazy with a history of violence and firearm play.

No way in hell the Secret Service is gonna let him hang with the First Baller.

spentmiles: Wow, two things you can't have to enter the White House these days:
1. A criminal background.
2. A birth certificate.

0/10.

Nixon and Reagan were in the White House for years, so why not Delonte for one day?

Limac333: If anything, West shouldn't go to the White House because he wasn't with the team when the Mavs won the title.

I agree with this 100%. He had nothing to do with the Mavericks title run. He was signed to the team less than a month ago.

Delonte's lucky. What man wouldn't want to ride Gloria's anus doggystyle?

She's a MILF.

Di Atribe: ksobby: But what about his girlfriend?

You're gonna hold the indiscretions of a duplicitous ex-girlfriend 2 years ago against him?

He chose to date her, and given his public position he should've known better.

What Agent Donovan may look like.

When the Celtics went to the White House, Obama pointed to Rajon Rondo, then asked Ray Allen,(something like) "Het Ray. Can't you teach this guy to shoot?"

per Jackie MacMullen's book with Shaq, this devastated Rondo.

2 posts in one:
If I were Obama, I'd override the background check thing and make sure I got the real answer to the question everyone wants to know. With all the modelesque gold diggers out there following you around, why did you really bang LeBron's mom?
In fact, I might sign a presidential order and make him tell me.

Treygreen13: Dinobot: I guess it's an assault charge on James' mom after he biatchslap her.

I completely derailed ESPN radio in Dallas once by asking them what Lebron James got Delonte West for father's day.
/another csb
//I'm on a roll

That's farking hilarious!!!!

utsagrad123: Sucks for him. Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.

I don't know. Hillary lived there for 8 years, I don't think she's been laid since Chelsea's conception.

mc_madness: Delonte's lucky. What man wouldn't want to ride Gloria's anus doggystyle?

She's a MILF.

MILF is right!

As in Mom I'd Like to Forgo:



She looks like Mike Tyson with a bad weave. No thanks.

Nana's Vibrator: When the Celtics went to the White House, Obama pointed to Rajon Rondo, then asked Ray Allen,(something like) "Het Ray. Can't you teach this guy to shoot?"

Not cool, Obama.

Gunny Highway: Nana's Vibrator: When the Celtics went to the White House, Obama pointed to Rajon Rondo, then asked Ray Allen,(something like) "Het Ray. Can't you teach this guy to shoot?"

Not cool, Obama.

Well, he is right. Rondo needs to learn how to shoot. But what he really needs to do is learn how to grow a beard. I had no trouble spotting that post-op tranny way back when he was playing for Kentucky. And a beard has done wonders for Clay Aiken, and it can for Rondo as well.

skinink: Nixon and Reagan were in the White House for years, so why not Delonte for one day?

Skipped the obvious guy (W) and went after Reagan. You're in the clear in the sports tab, but I don't think that would fly in the politics tab. Especially with those who forget/deny that Reagan actually was a criminal.

Was going to post he wasn't even on the team so who cares,but I see thats been covered. On another note, seems kinda late for them to finally be getting around to meeting the pres. Isn't this one of those honors that happen within a month or so of the championship?

IAmRight: Gunny Highway: Nana's Vibrator: When the Celtics went to the White House, Obama pointed to Rajon Rondo, then asked Ray Allen,(something like) "Het Ray. Can't you teach this guy to shoot?"

Not cool, Obama.

Bulls fan should be doing that.

/West deserves no part of going there
//Champs only

Hahaha. It was an amazing diss by the President. Rondo seems to be a pretty emotional guy.

Cymbal: Well, he is right. Rondo needs to learn how to shoot. But what he really needs to do is learn how to grow a beard. I had no trouble spotting that post-op tranny way back when he was playing for Kentucky. And a beard has done wonders for Clay Aiken, and it can for Rondo as well.

I have always thought he looked like Yzma from The Emperors New Groove.

Honestly, I'd skip it voluntarily. Who gives a shiat about fake meeting the President? It sounds like a bunch of boring ass pomp and circumstance culminating in a staged photo op with an elected official.

heavymetal: Came here for the doughnuts reference and leaving happy.


where i come from, snitches get stitches.

/look at me, jim, im eatin hot wings and drinking kool aid while i get my hair cut. how playa is that, mang?

drewogatory: Honestly, I'd skip it voluntarily. Who gives a shiat about fake meeting the President? It sounds like a bunch of boring ass pomp and circumstance culminating in a staged photo op with an elected official.

Here is hoping you have to make that decision one day.

drewogatory: Honestly, I'd skip it voluntarily. Who gives a shiat about fake meeting the President? It sounds like a bunch of boring ass pomp and circumstance culminating in a staged photo op with an elected official.

I'd go just to drink 15 Dr. Peppers.