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Walgreen's opening up a new flagship store in downtown Chicago. It will feature all the things customers expect from Walgreen's, including a sushi bar, humidor, and manicurist. Wait...what?
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Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-09 11:33:22 AM
fwiw, the Walgreens locations in Manhattan do have a number of features that a normal Walgreens doesn't.
thomps
2012-01-09 11:44:58 AM
for some reason i thought they were opening a target in that space. aren't they putting a target on state street somewhere? also, i'm looking forward to seeing a higher class of beggar outside of this new walgreens.
Bukharin
2012-01-09 12:28:08 PM
The_Sponge
2012-01-09 02:37:42 PM
Meh....their humidor is probably filled with "Don Nobodys" and Macanudos.
Strolpol
2012-01-09 03:22:31 PM
So I see the concept of a "department store" has finally made a return.
I'm entirely okay with this if it means I might get access to sushi in my own town without having to roll it myself.
zez
2012-01-09 03:22:54 PM
Great, now my wife will want to take a trip to Chicago.
Ponzholio
2012-01-09 03:24:25 PM
[FOLOWUP] CVS opening a new flagship store in downtown Chicago.
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-09 03:24:47 PM
What, no chained, ball gagged cross dressers?
Fail.
Rann Xerox
2012-01-09 03:25:01 PM
thomps
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for some reason i thought they were opening a target in that space. aren't they putting a target on state street somewhere? also, i'm looking forward to seeing a higher class of beggar outside of this new walgreens.
Maybe the street preacher in front of the Old Navy on State and Washington will move his gear in front of this Walgreen's.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-09 03:25:40 PM
Bob the Angry Flower reportedly planning a flagship store in this headline
Ponzholio
2012-01-09 03:26:05 PM
Ponzholio
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[FOLOWUP] CVS opening a new flagship store in downtown Chicago.
Sure, I could have spelled 'follow up' correctly, but sometimes you gotta say 'F*ck it.' and hit 'add comment'...
LeroyBourne
2012-01-09 03:28:05 PM
And they can't seem to carry Blu-blockers anymore?
Wayne 985
2012-01-09 03:33:15 PM
I love sushi, but "Walgreen's sushi" doesn't have a very appetizing ring to it.
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-09 03:33:15 PM
thomps
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for some reason i thought they were opening a target in that space. aren't they putting a target on state street somewhere? also, i'm looking forward to seeing a higher class of beggar outside of this new walgreens.
thats going in the old Carsons bulding at Madison and State.
clkeagle
2012-01-09 03:38:50 PM
germ78
2012-01-09 03:39:12 PM
LeroyBourne
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And they can't seem to carry Blu-blockers anymore?
Imma tell ya somethin that'll shock ya
Man.. I love.. these blu-blockas
/don't know why I had to do that
Ikam
2012-01-09 03:40:18 PM
Not stupid at all. It is a couple blocks from where I work and I'm totally okay with this as the CVS by my house doesn't yet sell alcohol due to some crazy neighborhood association infighting with the alderman about zoning.
/yay Walgreens
Kingrarr
2012-01-09 03:40:54 PM
They need to do a Stefan bit about this.
taurusowner
2012-01-09 03:41:42 PM
Did somebody say "flagship store"?
ows
2012-01-09 03:41:56 PM
but what about my third leg restless syndrome, do they have someone to help me with that?
mechgreg
2012-01-09 03:47:17 PM
Does not approve of Sushi in Chicago.
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-09 03:49:22 PM
Finally a place where one can mingle with other fine, well bred gentlemen who enjoy $1.50 cigars.
Ponzholio
2012-01-09 04:03:06 PM
BarbadoSlim
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Finally a place where one can mingle with other fine, well bred gentlemen who enjoy $1.50 cigars.
I probably should go register- peopleofwalgreens.com...
fustanella
2012-01-09 04:04:57 PM
Cr4p, it's in the Loop. I was hoping they'd replace the one across from Tribune Tower with something navigable.
PillsHere
2012-01-09 04:19:12 PM
As long as they have the long line of beggers outside as well as a few selling Street Wise. It wouldn't be a Chicago Walgreens without them.
vonapathy
2012-01-09 04:35:51 PM
ooooooh snap. I love me some Walgreens. Its a shame its in the loop tough; while its on my bus route, I'm not going to make a stop just so i can get a smoothie...
maybe
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Now if they could revamp the Walgreens right next door to work, (the one across from the Trib Tower)....smoothies and sub-par sushi everyday!!!
heavymetal
2012-01-09 06:44:09 PM
I'd like to see the return of the old school Walgreens Grill. I used to love eating at Walgreens as a kid. The burgers & fries were good and awesome ice cream desserts. Had my first malted milkshake at Walgreens.
Woolworths and K Mart also used to have really good grills/diners in store also.
jtown
2012-01-09 07:31:14 PM
Sounds like the stores in my hometown. I recently moved back to find that the little grocery store now has a fancy deli/grill/sammich counter and a sushi counter. The place was cramped when I was a kid and it's just ridiculous now and prices are through the roof. And the tiny corner market down the road has gone Full Snooty. Stuff like boar pate and caviar in the end coolers. On the plus side, there are now two places I can pick up a bottle of safflower oil on my way home from the normal store two towns over.
DanZero
2012-01-09 08:26:09 PM
Walgreen's
New Orlean's
no greenlit apostrophe abuse trifecta
I has a sad
Azlefty
2012-01-09 08:34:25 PM
ows
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but what about my third leg restless syndrome, do they have someone to help me with that?
They do it is in the "home section"
jaytkay
2012-01-09 09:59:36 PM
heavymetal
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I'd like to see the return of the old school Walgreens Grill. I used to love eating at Walgreens as a kid. The burgers & fries were good and awesome ice cream desserts. Had my first malted milkshake at Walgreens.
Woolworths and K Mart also used to have really good grills/diners in store also.
Grilled cheese sandwich with a tomato slice at the Woolworths lunch counter, I miss that. Truly one of Earth's great delicacies.
/ Belt onion
AmberKitty
2012-01-09 10:06:03 PM
Your comments sound good for my profit sharing.
dougputhoff
2012-01-09 10:23:30 PM
Does this one have Big Flats on tap?
brandnewchair
2012-01-09 10:27:35 PM
aren't they also building a new walgreens in the old bank building at the six corners of Wicker Park?
hopefully that's similar.
JeffTL
2012-01-09 10:59:10 PM
I live just a couple blocks up the street and am looking forward to this, if only because the pharmacy will be open until 9, meaning that I don't have to go all the way to the 24-hour store at Chicago and Michigan if we need to pick up a prescription after 7:00. I don't smoke cigars or eat sushi, or drink very much wine, and it doesn't sound like the cosmetic services include much for men...no barber or anything...but I do go to Walgreens a lot, mostly for standard pharmacy stuff.
Manta537
2012-01-10 12:43:42 AM
*no comment due to insider trading*
kittyhas1000legs
2012-01-10 12:19:06 PM
Manta537
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*no comment due to insider trading*
As a Walgreens employee I'd love to say something about such a big, expensive thing. Instead, I'll complain about CT being a bastard and not letting us sell alcohol.
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