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(ESPN)   Jeff Jordan does not want to be like his father Michael, leaves UCF basketball team   ( divider line
    More: Fail, University of Central Florida, fathers, knights, Marcus Jordan  
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2074 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Jan 2012 at 12:25 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-01-09 12:59:41 PM  
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2012-01-09 12:31:47 PM  
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Jeff Jordan, the oldest son of Michael Jordan, is leaving the Central Florida basketball team for what he says are "personal reasons."

a.k.a. I'll never be a quarter as good as my father, and I don't feel like spending an entire career hearing THAT several times a day. Can't say I blame him. It's like being Jakob Dylan, but worse.
2012-01-09 12:30:14 PM  
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I think he needs to try minor league baseball.
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