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Entheogenic
2012-01-09 11:56:59 AM
I'm listening to
Live at Radio City
right now, so I'm getting a kick etc.
Cagey B
2012-01-09 12:02:23 PM
Happy birthday, anodyne music guy.
Raug the Dwarf
2012-01-09 12:10:58 PM
Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
Monki
2012-01-09 12:11:31 PM
...confused by headline...mouses over link...
Ahhhh... Bravo subby.
cameroncrazy1984
2012-01-09 12:12:17 PM
Raug the Dwarf
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Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
You just like sh^tty music.
gmoney101
2012-01-09 12:14:22 PM
??
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 12:15:19 PM
cameroncrazy1984
:
Raug the Dwarf: Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
You just like sh^tty music.
Look, I like Dave a fair bit. Under the Table is one of my go to, nothing else I want to listen to albums...but, come on. In college, everyone, EVERYONE loved DMB and it seemed like I couldn't walk from one hallway to another without hearing them. I got burned out on them and could NOT listen to them for a good 3-4 years.
That said...I hear that when they did Happy Birthday at his party it took up about 3 hours.
LewDux
2012-01-09 12:17:22 PM
H45thB
, JD
Raug the Dwarf
2012-01-09 12:18:26 PM
PizzaJedi81
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cameroncrazy1984: Raug the Dwarf: Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
You just like sh^tty music.
Look, I like Dave a fair bit. Under the Table is one of my go to, nothing else I want to listen to albums...but, come on. In college, everyone, EVERYONE loved DMB and it seemed like I couldn't walk from one hallway to another without hearing them. I got burned out on them and could NOT listen to them for a good 3-4 years.
That said...I hear that when they did Happy Birthday at his party it took up about 3 hours.
Same here. 12 years later and I'm still burned out on DMB. You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
ThisSideofSteinway
2012-01-09 12:20:43 PM
My first guess was Snow.
/In-faamaa... yanosehdaddaymesnomeagabayammmaeee...
New Age Redneck
2012-01-09 12:21:19 PM
Heyba, thanks.
error 303
2012-01-09 12:21:38 PM
Remember that time he pooped on his fans in Chicago? That was awesome.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 12:22:20 PM
ThisSideofSteinway
:
My first guess was Snow.
/In-faamaa... yanosehdaddaymesnomeagabayammmaeee...
No, I will NOT lick your boom-boom now, you hyperenchephalitic manchild with delusions of adequacy.
tillerman35
2012-01-09 12:26:45 PM
Look Dave, I'm really happy for you. Imma Let you finish. But Rusted Root is the best band at making English sound like Swahili of all time.
/Sumbudywebuhawumbadyauym.
//Semmweehummuhwhey
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-09 12:27:20 PM
I liked Dave, I really did...then I went to college, and EVERYBODY played him all the goddamned time. It's been 10 years, which is depressing as hell, and I still can't stand to hear him.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-09 12:32:27 PM
Raug the Dwarf
:
You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Raug the Dwarf
2012-01-09 12:41:46 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Sort of like how you can always tell the pretentious fanboy pricks?
"You don't like 'X' so you MUST be a stupid 'Y' fan."
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 12:44:01 PM
Raug the Dwarf
:
Sort of like how you can always tell the pretentious fanboy pricks?
"You don't like 'X' so you MUST be a stupid 'Y' fan."
Yeah, well, my favorite band doesn't exist yet.
facisto
2012-01-09 12:46:32 PM
PizzaJedi81
:
In college, everyone, EVERYONE loved DMB
Not everyone in college was a popped collar, hemp necklace wearing, douchebag. DMB has to be the soundtrack to the Derrick Comedy "Bro Rape" sketch.
PizzaJedi81
:
and it seemed like I couldn't walk from one hallway to another without hearing them
Agreed.
Vash's Apprentice
2012-01-09 12:47:39 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Go beatoff to "Freebird" some more.
El Freak
2012-01-09 12:51:01 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Now this might shock you, but it is actually possible to make good music without a guitar. Try listening to something other than rock for a change.
/guitar player
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-09 12:51:36 PM
Vash's Apprentice
:
Kurmudgeon: Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Go beatoff to "Freebird" some more.
\m/
FREEBIRD WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
\m/
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 12:55:39 PM
mitchcumstein1
:
Vash's Apprentice: Kurmudgeon: Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Go beatoff to "Freebird" some more.
\m/ FREEBIRD WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! \m/
I can't think of many songs I loathe more than Freebird, so I'll go do my beating off to something nice and subtle, if it's all the same to you.
Where's my Jethro Tull?
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-09 01:05:56 PM
Vash's Apprentice
:
Go beatoff to "Freebird" some more.
Sorry dweeb, try again.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-09 01:07:00 PM
PizzaJedi81
:
I can't think of many songs I loathe more than Freebird, so I'll go do my beating off to something nice and subtle, if it's all the same to you.
Where's my Jethro Tull?
HEY AQUALUNG!!!!!
Happy?
FriarReb98
2012-01-09 01:08:47 PM
One of my first true memories of college was being in Chem 121 lab and hearing everyone talking about going to see them at Lupo's in Providence that night...and having no farking clue what they were so excited about. Because it was either one week or two before the release of
Under The Table and Dreaming
.
My PC class is pretty much "The Dave Matthews Band" class because of how popular he was with us.
\obviously I missed that concert
\\and Blues Traveler/Toad the Wet Sprocket later on that year
\\\did end up seeing DMB on the Before These Crowded Streets tour, with Ben Folds Five and Beck opening up for them
\fun fact: WBRU in Providence still plays the "Live at Lupo's" version of Ants Marching from time to time, with the two minute intro before the song actually starts
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 01:10:30 PM
FriarReb98
:
Blues Traveler
4th of July at Red Rocks, best concert I have ever been to. BT is, without a doubt, my favorite band.
Snapper Carr
2012-01-09 01:11:59 PM
I have mixed feelings about Dave.
On one hand, his lyrics tend embarrassingly bad and even his good songs were way way overplayed back when he was popular (the latter isn't his fault I realize)
On the other hand, his band has some of the best musicians on the planet and his live shows are fantastic (at least the ones I saw in the 90's were). I guess it balances out - I enjoy his music but I don't actively seek it out.
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-09 01:23:49 PM
Seen Dave twice. Once headlining with Ben Harper, the other time playing sans band at a Farm Aid. I enjoyed him much better without his band. They just sounded too pop oriented for my taste.
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-01-09 01:25:30 PM
PizzaJedi81
:
FriarReb98: Blues Traveler
4th of July at Red Rocks, best concert I have ever been to. BT is, without a doubt, my favorite band.
Blues Traveler has released a LOT of crap, but at their best, there is no one better.
/
always on rotation in my car
(new window)
Vash's Apprentice
2012-01-09 01:29:43 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
Vash's Apprentice: Go beatoff to "Freebird" some more.
Sorry dweeb, try again.
"Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" it is!
vitamink619
2012-01-09 01:31:23 PM
Kurmudgeon
:
Raug the Dwarf: You can't make a rock, folk, acoustic or even a farking country station without them throwing on one of his overly long, self indulgent jam sessions every other damned song.
You can always tell the non-guitar fan. Too much music, too quickly, done too intricately, hurts their brain cell.
Now go listen to some rave or nice generic techno pop.
/untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
Or maybe some people just don't like Dave Matthews Band. I've never understood how they got popular but it seems almost everyone else on the planet thinks they're great, so I'm stuck hearing them all the time.
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-01-09 01:40:19 PM
Ooba Tooba
:
Seen Dave twice. Once headlining with Ben Harper, the other time playing sans band at a Farm Aid. I enjoyed him much better without his band. They just sounded too pop oriented for my taste.
Back when DMB first existed (I saw them on Horde, on a bill with BT and Big Head Todd, and OPENING for Rusted Root[!]), I always thought
B>DM (Band > Dave Matthews)
I never was a huge Dave fan, but THAT was the band I wanted behind me on stage.
Then they got all poppy and coked up.
CSB:
I was sitting outside Luciano's in Pittsburgh, down the street from the Palumbo Center, where DMB was going to open for Rusted Root that night. Luciano's was a bar/espresso shop with a sidewalk thing going on. My friend Pat, who I was there with, was talking some people I didn't know. I saw, walking from downtown, a very tall black man with a CBGB's shirt on. Boyd! I said hi as he approached. He recognized me from the Horde fest that summer. (I sometimes have a very memorable appearance, moreso back in those days.) We chatted for a moment, then he asked me if I had any smoke. I said no (the truth) but that Pat could hook him up. Pat didn't recognize Boyd, and just saw a big black guy on the streets of Pittsburgh, and did NOT hook him up. I was a little buzzed and didn't realize what was happening until too late, so this is not a CSB about getting high with Boyd. Dammit.
Later on, Dave came in and bought an espresso, and even then was a complete tool.
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-09 01:51:42 PM
She comes in colors everywhere
:
Ooba Tooba: Seen Dave twice. Once headlining with Ben Harper, the other time playing sans band at a Farm Aid. I enjoyed him much better without his band. They just sounded too pop oriented for my taste.
Back when DMB first existed (I saw them on Horde, on a bill with BT and Big Head Todd, and OPENING for Rusted Root[!]), I always thought
B>DM (Band > Dave Matthews)
I never was a huge Dave fan, but THAT was the band I wanted behind me on stage.
Later on, Dave came in and bought an espresso, and even then was a complete tool.
I'd rather have the Innocent Criminals backing me:) Too bad about Dave being a tool, maybe he was just having a bad day.
kingoomieiii
2012-01-09 01:59:17 PM
Raug the Dwarf
:
Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
Here's a fun experiment- make a new Pandora channel from a band with a female vocalist. EVERY SINGLE SONG that populates that channel will have a female vocalist. Doesn't matter what the seed is!
mekkab
2012-01-09 02:00:34 PM
I saw Dave in concert at the Nissan Pavilion (*free tix, free ride, free beer and I still think I overpaid) and it was the perfect storm of vocal incomprehension; that place has CRAPPY acoustics and a FOH sound guy who is deaf.
/I'm sure it was a good concert if you like the his music.
gyttam
2012-01-09 02:10:41 PM
How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock.
ZMugg
2012-01-09 02:11:22 PM
*Reads headline*
I thought Bob Dylan was, like, 100 years old.
*Mouses over link*
Snerk.
Mentalpatient87
2012-01-09 02:12:17 PM
Raug the Dwarf
:
Does Dave Matthews have some kind of paid high rotation deal with Pandora?
I swear to god, they put him on every channel, every other damned song.
See, for me it's Chili Peppers. Every god damn thing I listen to comes back to Chili Peppers... Even on my Lamb of God station!
Big Beef Burrito
2012-01-09 02:13:13 PM
I, too, thought this was going to be about Bill Cosby.
FreakinB
2012-01-09 02:14:05 PM
I'm ok with DMB here and there but I never understood the cult (which includes a couple of my friends). That said, I saw them at Bonnaroo a couple of years back and remember thinking that the drummer was really good.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-09 02:17:52 PM
Vash's Apprentice
:
"Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" it is!
Nice try, I'll give ya that!
Here ya go....
ColSanders
2012-01-09 02:27:21 PM
Happy Birthday, big guy!
Wait, what?
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-09 02:29:06 PM
FreakinB
:
I'm ok with DMB here and there but I never understood the cult (which includes a couple of my friends). That said, I saw them at Bonnaroo a couple of years back and remember thinking that the drummer was really good.
Well, ya know it's hard to be tribbin' trabbin' trails for such a long, long, long, long, long, long time.
iaazathot
2012-01-09 02:48:57 PM
Not a huge DMB fan, but I enjoy his songs when they come through the shuffle. How horrible that someone has made a good living doing what he really enjoys. So much jealousy and sad on Fark.
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-09 02:51:47 PM
I wonder what
TMLO
has to say about this. Probably something shiatty.
Zombie Eater
2012-01-09 03:06:28 PM
I'm so white, I've had allergic reactions to the sun, but apparently I'm not white enough to like Dave Matthews. His band is tight (credit where it's due), but I can't stand the songs or Dave Matthews' voice.
GranoblasticMan
2012-01-09 03:43:58 PM
Gooble gobble gooble gobble...
Hillbilly Jim
2012-01-09 03:50:50 PM
I was going to guess Bjork.
cscanlon7
2012-01-09 04:57:32 PM
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