FARK.com: (6867675) Problem: You want to burn all your love letters to your ex. Difficulty: They're all in email form. Solution: SHUT DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD

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		Problem: You want to burn all your love letters to your ex. Difficulty: They're all in email form. Solution: SHUT DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD (thedenverchannel.com)		46
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gopher321

2012-01-09 12:39:09 PM

When officers contacted the resident, they determined a man in his mid-20s was burning his laptop in the fireplace

Probably a Lenovo. I hate that Chinese crap.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-09 12:52:30 PM

The Prime Minister of Madagascar approves.

brainscab

2012-01-09 12:53:36 PM

but they are still on the server.....

Jake Havechek

2012-01-09 12:54:33 PM

Wait for it......

bastian_74

2012-01-09 12:56:21 PM

Must have been a Dell?

elev8meL8r

2012-01-09 12:56:23 PM

I bet there was something on that computer that would have made him Have A Seat Over There™.

danno_to_infinity

2012-01-09 12:57:11 PM

Officials said the man was taken to the hospital for a mental health evaluation, but they didn't go into further detail.

and apparently neither did the article

bastian_74

2012-01-09 12:57:51 PM

Who's hungry?

djones101

2012-01-09 12:57:52 PM

You hit Reply All!

/could not resist

H31N0US

2012-01-09 12:58:16 PM

Burn down the googles?

Gaumond

2012-01-09 12:58:29 PM

TFA doesn't mention any of that. However I did get a laugh out of the whole thing.

/It's all in the cloud...

Jackal_N

2012-01-09 01:00:54 PM

Haven't we all wanted to murder our computer at some time or another? If all he did was burn the laptop, I don't think killing it should be enough to get him an evaluation.

_{/I consider using mine as a boat anchor fairly often.
//Wouldn't, might make the fish more toxic than they already are.}

Fireproof

2012-01-09 01:01:05 PM

Gaumond: TFA doesn't mention any of that.

Yeah, this.

vostok1

2012-01-09 01:02:00 PM

I see nothing about emails from an ex.

Maybe he was cold.

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-09 01:04:34 PM

vostok1: I see nothing about emails from an ex.

Maybe he was cold.

Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

cwsfa

2012-01-09 01:06:33 PM

Ran out of flags?

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-09 01:08:50 PM

Wait...victim of a Fark flame war?

danno_to_infinity

2012-01-09 01:09:04 PM

RedPhoenix122: vostok1: I see nothing about emails from an ex.

Maybe he was cold.

Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

*ding*
winner, awarded one internet, everybody go home now. reconnect with your loved ones, read a book, pet a puppy, go for a walk. Just shut your farking computer off and get up and leave.

hosalabad

2012-01-09 01:10:09 PM

What the shiat is subby talking about.

luktti

2012-01-09 01:11:38 PM

Wild Llghtscribe

ABQGOD

2012-01-09 01:12:59 PM

bastian_74: Must have been a Dell?

www.majhost.com

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-09 01:13:33 PM

danno_to_infinity: *ding*
winner, awarded one internet, everybody go home now. reconnect with your loved ones, read a book, pet a puppy, go for a walk. Just shut your farking computer off and get up and leave.

I can't go outside today. I only do that on days my internet doesn't work. Of course, I use Comcast, so that's at least 3 times a day.

TNel

2012-01-09 01:15:25 PM

I'm on the line of he was burning it because he had some pictures on it that will be used against him. On a side note what kind of shiatty overreaching neighbors call the cops and fire department for something you are burning in your fireplace in your own home.

BeezyBates

2012-01-09 01:17:26 PM

RedPhoenix122: vostok1: I see nothing about emails from an ex.

Maybe he was cold.

Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

www.topnews.in

YOU sir.....are a magnificent bastard.

BurnShrike

2012-01-09 01:18:27 PM

danno_to_infinity: RedPhoenix122: Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

*ding*
winner, awarded one internet, everybody go home now. reconnect with your loved ones, read a book, pet a puppy, go for a walk. Just shut your farking computer off and get up and leave.

You are far too easily impressed. You should go look at some LOLcats or something.

Satanic_Hamster

2012-01-09 01:18:58 PM

I used to take old computer equipment down to the shooting range.

Hard drives can stop (mostly) 9mm rounds.

JWideman

2012-01-09 01:23:20 PM

Maybe he was trying to burn ebooks.

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-09 01:24:36 PM

Silly lad , that's what the mirowave is for.

knifeyspoony

2012-01-09 01:25:44 PM

The Network Neighborhood?

Jebdiahbob

2012-01-09 01:26:57 PM

bikerbob59

2012-01-09 01:29:09 PM

gopher321: When officers contacted the resident, they determined a man in his mid-20s was burning his laptop in the fireplace

Probably a Lenovo. I hate that Chinese crap.

As someone who is using currently using my company Lenovo, I am getting a kick...

elev8meL8r

2012-01-09 01:41:57 PM

JWideman: Maybe he was trying to burn ebooks.

You know you ELSE tried to burn e-books?

Future Hitler.

unclemongo

2012-01-09 01:42:28 PM

So I took a little poetic license with WHY he burned the laptop. I was dyin' for a Madagascar greenlight.

mjjt

2012-01-09 01:47:15 PM

+1 for creative headline writing (which is what gets greens)

Smelly Pirate Hooker

2012-01-09 02:00:35 PM

Can't have too many Madagascar references, I guess. That shiat never, ever gets old.

The Voice of Doom

2012-01-09 02:02:26 PM

RedPhoenix122
Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

I don't know about DVDs, but CDs actually do burn nicely.

/we (literally) burned CDs during chemistry class in high school

kb7rky

2012-01-09 03:00:46 PM

Look, pal...this isn't what I meant by "getting all hot 'n bothered..."

kelcam

2012-01-09 03:19:45 PM

gopher321: When officers contacted the resident, they determined a man in his mid-20s was burning his laptop in the fireplace

Probably a Lenovo. I hate that Chinese crap.

I completely agree. Just got a Lenovo laptop at work and it weighs 7.5 lbs with the battery charger. I had heard a rumour that we'd be getting MacBook Airs, but it turns out only the sales people get them. Sob.

Kalashinator

2012-01-09 03:20:04 PM

Where the fark did subby come up with all that? best guess besides "make shiat up to get a greenlight" is he/she lives in/around said neighborhood and has more up-to-date info. Please elaborate,

BitwiseShift

2012-01-09 03:20:53 PM

Officials said the man was taken to the hospital for a mental health evaluation, but they didn't go into further detail.

The news 20 years from now: Burning Laptop has overtaken Burning Man as the special event of the year.

TheDirtyNacho

2012-01-09 03:23:10 PM

The Voice of Doom: RedPhoenix122
Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

I don't know about DVDs, but CDs actually do burn nicely.

/we (literally) burned CDs during chemistry class in high school

CDs in the microwave was always fun.

Holfax

2012-01-09 03:27:32 PM

Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.

Inflatable Rhetoric

2012-01-09 03:45:24 PM

TheDirtyNacho: The Voice of Doom: RedPhoenix122
Maybe he was trying to burn a dvd?

I don't know about DVDs, but CDs actually do burn nicely.

/we (literally) burned CDs during chemistry class in high school

CDs in the microwave was always fun.

A lot of them sound better after being microwaved.

NullReferenceException

2012-01-09 06:25:06 PM

Can't believe it hasn't been done yet

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