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gwydion56
2012-01-09 10:14:19 AM
The elephant in the room. Rational individuals from both parties call for it. Instead of spending money to block its growth and jail users, it could be a cash crop for American farmers, and revenues from taxes on the product could be funneled into treatment and education programs to reduce dependancy on the more dangerous drugs like meth.
But there is 0% chance Obama will suport this, at least until after the election in November.
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-09 10:20:58 AM
You need to start a SnoopPAC dawg. Money talks.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-09 10:25:10 AM
Spliffy ?
ManateeGag
2012-01-09 10:37:21 AM
yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Mugato
2012-01-09 10:42:33 AM
What does he care? It's not like he's going to ever get busted.
Mentat
2012-01-09 10:43:25 AM
Mugato
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What does he care? It's not like he's going to ever get busted.
Willie Nelson would like a word with you.
stpauler
2012-01-09 11:03:51 AM
ManateeGag
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yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
Headso
2012-01-09 11:28:18 AM
Obama is opposed to the legalization of marijuana.
dumbass
ManateeGag
2012-01-09 11:29:39 AM
stpauler
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ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-09 11:37:00 AM
Pot leads to mad Plinko skillz.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-09 11:40:34 AM
stpauler
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ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
It's not about time, it's about political capital.
Can you imagine the scale of the derpstorm? Obammy is going after our white wimminz!!11!!
stpauler
2012-01-09 11:47:52 AM
ManateeGag
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stpauler: ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
Well, if it were just that, but it's also the economy, tax revenue, state vs federal law issues, law enforcement resources, and TONS of people in jail for possession. But it's definitely not as myopic as just 420 folks.
ManateeGag
2012-01-09 12:13:40 PM
stpauler
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ManateeGag: stpauler: ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
Well, if it were just that, but it's also the economy, tax revenue, state vs federal law issues, law enforcement resources, and TONS of people in jail for possession. But it's definitely not as myopic as just 420 folks.
And you will still have people who grow it in their basements and sell it on the streets, you'll just be arresting them for a different crime.
When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Also, how do you regulate it? Is it OK for everyone? Do you have to be over 16 to use it? 18? 21? what if I'm caught driving while high? is the same as drunk driving or worse or is it ok since it's just weed? Will it be legal to smoke it in the bar? at restaurants? on the street? There's a stark difference between 2nd hand cigarette smoke and 2nd hand marijuana smoke.
It's not as simple as waving a magic wand and viola, weed is legal.
Aarontology
2012-01-09 12:17:26 PM
ManateeGag
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When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Why go to a bar or a liquor store when you can get booze cheaper from a bootlegger?
stpauler
2012-01-09 12:21:53 PM
ManateeGag
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And you will still have people who grow it in their basements and sell it on the streets, you'll just be arresting them for a different crime.
When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Also, how do you regulate it? Is it OK for everyone? Do you have to be over 16 to use it? 18? 21? what if I'm caught driving while high? is the same as drunk driving or worse or is it ok since it's just weed? Will it be legal to smoke it in the bar? at restaurants? on the street? There's a stark difference between 2nd hand cigarette smoke and 2nd hand marijuana smoke.
It's not as simple as waving a magic wand and viola, weed is legal.
Well, there are things like
California Prop 215
that has shown that a magic wand does (sort of) work. It's still problematic, but there aren't many laws out there that aren't.
ManateeGag
2012-01-09 12:22:25 PM
Aarontology
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ManateeGag: When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Why go to a bar or a liquor store when you can get booze cheaper from a bootlegger?
Some people don't have access. however, if you are actually intelligent, you wouldn't get it from a bootlegger because it could kill you.
Aarontology
2012-01-09 12:24:34 PM
ManateeGag
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Some people don't have access. however, if you are actually intelligent, you wouldn't get it from a bootlegger because it could kill you.
Same would apply to weed. With the street dealer you don't know if that's actual weed, or if it's been laced with something. If you could buy it from the store, you would know that it's real and "clean" like with alcohol.
gilgigamesh
2012-01-09 12:39:05 PM
While I wouldn't expect (and don't even fault) Obama for not pushing for legalization for hopefully obvious reasons, he could get the DEA and the IRS to back off businesses that are selling medicinal marijuana legally under state law.
As it stands, for some reason the IRS is actively trying to
drown an otherwise legal, tax paying industry in the bathtub.
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-09 12:44:25 PM
"Before I even said 'Hi' to President Obama, I would change the aroma of the room....And then we could start conversing after we had that aroma change. You know what I'm talking about?"
Haha, he would hotbox the oval office
timujin
2012-01-09 12:57:50 PM
veedeevadeevoodee
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Spliffy ?
Yup. Your objection?
Corvus
2012-01-09 01:13:11 PM
Subtard
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Snoop Dogg goes to the White House...
No he didn't.
HumanBeingsSuck
2012-01-09 01:14:07 PM
ManateeGag
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I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on.
He can direct the ATF and DOJ to de-emphasize marijuana enforcement. And if the management of those agencies don't like it, he can fire them. It wouldn't take much time to draft a memo, or order someone's firing.
mjjt
2012-01-09 01:14:55 PM
It's a straight political calculation (world wide).
You won't gain many votes by supporting it.
You will lose many more votes by supporting it.
And that's the first thing a politician considers.
(and you would too, if being a politician was your choice of occupation)
Treygreen13
2012-01-09 01:15:08 PM
I imagine Obama might say, "It doesn't appear to be any trouble for you to obtain it."
Fireproof
2012-01-09 01:15:30 PM
Yanno, one of the big arguments for ending Prohibition was the added tax revenue that would come from the sale of liquor that was suddenly much more important now that the Depression had set in. I'm kind of surprised that more people aren't making that parallel to today.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-09 01:18:39 PM
ManateeGag
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stpauler: ManateeGag: stpauler: ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
Well, if it were just that, but it's also the economy, tax revenue, state vs federal law issues, law enforcement resources, and TONS of people in jail for possession. But it's definitely not as myopic as just 420 folks.
And you will still have people who grow it in their basements and sell it on the streets, you'll just be arresting them for a different crime.
When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Also, how do you regulate it? Is it OK for everyone? Do you have to be over 16 to use it? 18? 21? what if I'm caught driving while high? is the same as drunk driving or worse or is it ok since it's just weed? Will it be legal to smoke it in the bar? at restaurants? on the street? There's a stark difference between 2nd hand cigarette smoke and 2nd hand marijuana smoke.
It's not as simple as waving a magic wand and viola, weed is legal.
Wrong. You're acting as if the gov't would just take the street price of cannabis and tack on another 20% (that's not how it works)
Guess what, the average price to produce a gram of 'good' cannabis is around $1-2. Street prices go anywhere from $10-25 a gram depending on where you are.
tentaculistic
2012-01-09 01:18:43 PM
Did anyone else notice that this article was COMPLETELY MADE UP?? According to this article, Snoop Dogg never went to the White House, he never talked with Obama, he never asked Obama to legalize pot. He thought about doing all of that, and talked with someone else about what he would do if he ever took those actions, and some idiot wrote an article. And then someone else submitted it to Fark. Nice.
/rtfa'ed
//Wish he would do it
stonent
2012-01-09 01:19:20 PM
Snoop also proposed to have rapper Wiz Khalifa do the same, adding, "They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that's used for purposes of
cataracts?
"
Marijuana cures cataracts?
I think he means Glaucoma, but there's already medicine for that that does not have any "fun" side effects. Travatan and Travatan Z come to mind. Coincidentally Travatan was the first glaucoma medicine that was shown to have significantly better effectiveness on African Americans over standard treatments. When compared to caucasians the change was minimal over existing glaucoma medications
teylix
2012-01-09 01:19:35 PM
Aarontology
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ManateeGag: Some people don't have access. however, if you are actually intelligent, you wouldn't get it from a bootlegger because it could kill you.
Same would apply to weed. With the street dealer you don't know if that's actual weed, or if it's been laced with something. If you could buy it from the store, you would know that it's real and "clean" like with alcohol.
It's refreshing to see common sense. Right now you're also paying an "illegal tax" because that dealer has to factor in that he can get busted and go to jail. The medicinal marijuana growers are totally against legalizing weed fully because the cost of weed will go down drastically.
Treygreen13
2012-01-09 01:19:36 PM
Fireproof
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Yanno, one of the big arguments for ending Prohibition was the added tax revenue that would come from the sale of liquor that was suddenly much more important now that the Depression had set in. I'm kind of surprised that more people aren't making that parallel to today.
I believe "legalize and tax" is the primary argument of the legalize it movement here on Fark. Although "it's not harmful" is probably the best moral argument but "we can profit" is probably the biggest motivator for a capitalist society.
mooseyfate
2012-01-09 01:19:52 PM
ManateeGag
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Aarontology: ManateeGag: When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Why go to a bar or a liquor store when you can get booze cheaper from a bootlegger?
Some people don't have access. however, if you are actually intelligent, you wouldn't get it from a bootlegger because it could kill you.
That still doesn't change the fact that your assertion was wrong. People, as a majority, would not go out of their way to buy an illegal product over a legal one. Sure, there still be a market for it, but to say it would be the same as it is right now, just with a different crime attached, is ludicrous. How many people do you know personally that regularly go out of their way for bootlegged alcohol or cigarettes. The answer is none. You know none people that do that.
NaziKamikaze
2012-01-09 01:20:36 PM
ManateeGag
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stpauler: ManateeGag: stpauler: ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
Well, if it were just that, but it's also the economy, tax revenue, state vs federal law issues, law enforcement resources, and TONS of people in jail for possession. But it's definitely not as myopic as just 420 folks.
And you will still have people who grow it in their basements and sell it on the streets, you'll just be arresting them for a different crime.
When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Also, how do you regulate it? Is it OK for everyone? Do you have to be over 16 to use it? 18? 21? what if I'm caught driving while high? is the same as drunk driving or worse or is it ok since it's just weed? Will it be legal to smoke it in the bar? at restaurants? on the street? There's a stark difference between 2nd hand cigarette smoke and 2nd hand marijuana smoke.
It's not as simple as waving a magic wand and viola, weed is legal.
You're being obtuse.
It will actually be the same price, if not cheaper. Do you know how many people it passes through already, each whom raise the price to make a profit? Most herbs that are even organic aren't 60 bucks a pound, and that's the price of an eight of an ounce.
Why regulate anything? It's already happening for consumables that are more dangerous than weed, not to mention vehicles, weapons, etc.
Seriously, it's not that hard.
Oh, and what does Snoop care, he's a scavenger anyway.
utsagrad123
2012-01-09 01:21:11 PM
Snoop Dogg goes to the White House and asks the
burning
question of our time: Yo Prez, can we legalize marijuana already?
What you did there...
LMark
2012-01-09 01:21:44 PM
ManateeGag
When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Illegal weed would likely still be more expensive than legal weed, even with the tax. When you buy weed, you are paying a premium because of the risk of a felony charge that the dealer faces in every transaction. There will still be small amounts of illegal dealing, just like there are still a few moonshine stills, but the vast majority of users will get their weed at Walgreens, just like they get their alcohol and cigarettes.
someonelse
2012-01-09 01:21:53 PM
Corvus
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Subtard: Snoop Dogg goes to the White House...
No he didn't.
To be fair, submitter is likely high.
Corvus
2012-01-09 01:22:31 PM
I used to support pot legalization. Then I heard all the pro-pot people here and others continue on how alcohol should be illegal and I went, well fark them. If they are going to be pro-temperance and be anti-others people thing because it's not what they are into they can go die in a fire.
Ned Stark
2012-01-09 01:22:32 PM
ManateeGag
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yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
I genuinely cant think of anything thats presently causing more harm to Americans then the drug war. But yeah, huurrr duur fark hippies or whatever.
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-09 01:22:42 PM
Look people, just accept if any moves get made on a federal level, it happens later on in the second term.
Obama's failure to legalize weed is not going to make a bunch of medical marijuana supporters turn on him and go vote for Santorum. There is however a chance that too pro of a medical marijuana stance would impact Obama's ability to poach from the right of center folks.
Drug policy, social security, and a few other items are things you pretty much always screw with in your second term.
/I'm about 35% worried we'll see the "Assault Weapons Ban" rear its ugly head in his second term myself
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-01-09 01:23:31 PM
Mentat
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Mugato: What does he care? It's not like he's going to ever get busted.
Willie Nelson would like a word with you.
*snert*
Yeah, but Willie's black.
tenpoundsofcheese
2012-01-09 01:24:01 PM
0bama has made it clear that he is against legalizing pot, against gay marriage, okay with killing citizens with trial, okay with rendition and so on.
envirovore
2012-01-09 01:24:34 PM
I'm only stopping in to say that I'd enjoy smoking a couple blunts with Snoop.
/legalize it
AcneVulgaris
2012-01-09 01:25:01 PM
ManateeGag
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stpauler: ManateeGag: yeah, because that's what Obama has to worry about right now, legalizing pot.
Yeah, the president shouldn't be expected to multi-task EVER! I hate when this argument is brought out on anything.
I'm not saying he shouldn't multi-task, I'm saying this shouldn't be one of the things he spends his time on. There are way more important issues in this country other than people who want to get high.
Like all those people in double-stuffed prisons.
BurnShrike
2012-01-09 01:25:43 PM
Corvus
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I used to support pot legalization. Then I heard all the pro-pot people here and others continue on how alcohol should be illegal and I went, well fark them. If they are going to be pro-temperance and be anti-others people thing because it's not what they are into they can go die in a fire.
What's important is that you keep smoking/snorting/drinking whatever you're on.
Okie_Gunslinger
2012-01-09 01:25:56 PM
I got into a debate with my parents about the merits of ending the prohibition on marijuana, and right off the bat I was asked if the only reason I wanted pot legal was because I wanted to smoke it. I think a lot of people make this false assumption that wanting it to be legal = a desire to be a pot head. While I do not choose to partake I see no reason under the sun why someone else shouldn't be allowed to. Of all the mind altering drugs and drinks that exist MJ has got to be one of the most benign.
soup
2012-01-09 01:26:01 PM
Small government! Less job killing regulations!
*
*Drugs and/or individual liberties not included.
Ned Stark
2012-01-09 01:27:44 PM
ha-ha-guy
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/I'm about 35% worried we'll see the "Assault Weapons Ban" rear its ugly head in his second term myself
The electorate is less in favor of gun cotrol then it has ever been since they started recording that sort of thing and the current supreme court has seemed pretty hostile to the idea too.
I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-09 01:27:52 PM
Obama: "I got mine, so fark you."
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-01-09 01:29:00 PM
If we legalized pot, 80% of police revenues would dry up and we would be laying off cops left and right. Not going to happen in an election year.
Typical Right Wing Doosh
2012-01-09 01:29:07 PM
ManateeGag
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When you add taxes and overhead to it, you are going to make the price of that product go up. The kid who wants to smoke a joint isn't going to go to the 7-11 and buy a joint at $10 when he can still go to the guy on the street corner and pay him $5 for the same product.
Also, how do you regulate it? Is it OK for everyone? Do you have to be over 16 to use it? 18? 21? what if I'm caught driving while high? is the same as drunk driving or worse or is it ok since it's just weed? Will it be legal to smoke it in the bar? at restaurants? on the street? There's a stark difference between 2nd hand cigarette smoke and 2nd hand marijuana smoke.
It's not as simple as waving a magic wand and viola, weed is legal.
No issue that you have raised here is so problematic that it should be reason alone to oppose marijuana's legalization, nor are all the issues combined sufficiently problematic. As others have said, the very same worries about black market sales apply to alcohol and tobacco, yet people primarily purchase these products from legal sources... not much of an argument here
Corvus
2012-01-09 01:30:01 PM
ha-ha-guy
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/I'm about 35% worried we'll see the "Assault Weapons Ban" rear its ugly head in his second term myself
Because guns don't kill people, people kill people... Unless they are from the Obama administration then it's the GUNS fault not the people who used the guns.
/Oh and Obama created a gun program he wasn't aware of so it could go bad and make his administration look bad so he could crack down on guns.
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