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(Short List)   The largely depressing fates of 10 iconic child actors. Including enough photos to make the kids from Super 8 consider months of gruelling plastic surgery before they hit 21   (shortlist.com) divider line 257
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2012-01-09 09:43:43 AM
Okay, is it just me or is that Jerry McGuire kid just creepy?

I can't stand that kid.
 
2012-01-09 09:51:40 AM
This just in: time makes fools of us all
 
2012-01-09 09:55:04 AM
Peter Ostrum apparently grew up to become Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York,
 
2012-01-09 10:00:13 AM
They all look like normal well adjusted people to me -- except for McCulkin who looks like he just got his methadone ration.
 
2012-01-09 10:03:36 AM

RexTalionis: Peter Ostrum apparently grew up to become Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York,


I also would have accepted Daniel Plainview.
 
2012-01-09 10:06:21 AM
Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-09 10:15:11 AM

Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]


You realize he didn't tap it and probably won't make it to 30.
Also he's really the only sad one on the list.
 
2012-01-09 10:38:48 AM
These are "iconic child actors"? Where's Jackie Coogan? Man, did that kid get screwed royally.
 
2012-01-09 10:59:40 AM
My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.
 
2012-01-09 10:59:51 AM

Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

i522.photobucket.com


I know, poor Mila Kunis...
 
2012-01-09 11:02:50 AM

sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.


Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?
 
2012-01-09 11:07:10 AM

cretinbob: Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]

You realize he didn't tap it


Yeah, I'm sure nothing happened in that eight year relationship.
 
2012-01-09 11:11:54 AM

RexTalionis: Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?


Oops, didn't even know that was a word.
 
2012-01-09 11:36:53 AM
On my phone so I really can't look and post. There was a little girl, cute, in a movie called Paulie. Did other movies, was in Pepsi ads, really curly hair. what happened to her?
 
2012-01-09 11:39:21 AM
It would be so freakin cool to have chunk as your lawyer.
 
2012-01-09 11:42:26 AM

Methadone Girls: Okay, is it just me or is that Jerry McGuire kid just creepy?

I can't stand that kid.


Not just you. I hated that kid.

Macaulay Culkin was great in Saved! with Mandy Moore.
 
2012-01-09 11:46:30 AM

Earguy: On my phone so I really can't look and post. There was a little girl, cute, in a movie called Paulie. Did other movies, was in Pepsi ads, really curly hair. what happened to her?


I think now she's mainly famous for being Jesse Eisenberg's sister (she even appeared in the movie Holy Rollers with him). I think now she's doing Broadway.

stumptownblogger.typepad.com
 
2012-01-09 12:05:22 PM
Henry Thomas seems to be doing just fine.

Sybarite:
[stumptownblogger.typepad.com image 460x460]


DAAAYUM DIMPLES
 
2012-01-09 01:13:13 PM
The depressing ones are Jonathon Brandis, Lindsey Lohan and Brad Renfro. These ones are the successes who just became normal well-adjusted people. Stupid Subby.
 
2012-01-09 01:13:38 PM
So, who had the crack den with the closet full of sex doll and Nazi outfits on that Storage Wars knock-off?
 
2012-01-09 01:15:26 PM

cretinbob: Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]

You realize he didn't tap it and probably won't make it to 30.
Also he's really the only sad one on the list.


Not that I claim to know anything about their sex life, but as already mentioned, they were in a relationship for several years. Also he's 31.

Care to make any other predictions?
 
2012-01-09 01:15:37 PM

RexTalionis: Peter Ostrum apparently grew up to become Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York,


Good call. Jerry Maguire kid looks just like Wally Cleaver.
 
2012-01-09 01:16:47 PM

RexTalionis: Peter Ostrum apparently grew up to become Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York,


Ironically Henry Thomas really was in Gangs of New York
 
2012-01-09 01:19:25 PM
I liked the kids from Super 8. The movie had some problems but the casting wasn't one of them.
 
2012-01-09 01:19:26 PM

Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]


This photo has "YOU MAD?" written all over it.
 
2012-01-09 01:19:57 PM

RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?


Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.
 
2012-01-09 01:21:34 PM

eliasvict: The depressing ones are Jonathon Brandis, Lindsey Lohan and Brad Renfro. These ones are the successes who just became normal well-adjusted people. Stupid Subby.


This. I was looking forward to a depressing slideshow of drug addicts and suicides, but instead I got a list of cute kids who grew up to be well adjusted adults (for the most part). Harumph.
 
2012-01-09 01:21:45 PM
Not to call out subby for being an incredible moron, but most of those people look well adjusted.
 
2012-01-09 01:23:53 PM
It's going to be awesome when we finally hear the words; "Justin Bieber Found Dead At 27 In A Hotel Bathroom"
 
2012-01-09 01:24:30 PM

dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.


No, no, no... balearic is the water that ships take in to help with not capsizing. You're thinking of balaclava.
 
2012-01-09 01:25:55 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2012-01-09 01:26:55 PM

dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.


I thought that was the condition where a person can't eat gluten.
 
2012-01-09 01:27:46 PM
Saw this at the grocery store last night.

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-01-09 01:28:01 PM

wippit: dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.

No, no, no... balearic is the water that ships take in to help with not capsizing. You're thinking of balaclava.


Come on, that's a Greek pastry.
 
2012-01-09 01:29:36 PM

wippit: dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.

No, no, no... balearic is the water that ships take in to help with not capsizing. You're thinking of balaclava.


No, no... balaclava is the name of a style of Sumerian pottery. You're thinking of breccias.
 
2012-01-09 01:29:55 PM

Uncle Pooky: most of those people look well adjusted.


That.

Remember that kid in junior high who had a great overhand curveball, while everyone else was trying to throw a pitch that'd break at all?. Yeah, he's a really good accountant these days.

/Not everyone ends up as screwed up as Drew Barrymore, subby
 
2012-01-09 01:30:57 PM
No, breccias is a kind of olive. You're thinking of beluga.
 
2012-01-09 01:31:23 PM

Cyno01: Saw this at the grocery store last night.


Photoshopper had a hard time placing the head on the neck, eh?
 
2012-01-09 01:33:37 PM

CarnySaur: wippit: dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.

No, no, no... balearic is the water that ships take in to help with not capsizing. You're thinking of balaclava.

Come on, that's a Greek pastry.


No, that's "balalaika"
 
2012-01-09 01:35:11 PM
I wonder how many editions per year of Cosmopolitan magazine feature some variant on "SEX TIPS/TRICKS/MOVES" on the cover.
 
2012-01-09 01:35:35 PM
Remember Dante's Peak? - The little girl?

www.childstarlets.com

Oh, here she is now:

media.mademan.com

Her name is Jamie Renée Smith

There are NSFW pictures of her when she appeared on Weeds

Have fun!
 
2012-01-09 01:37:10 PM

Cyno01: Saw this at the grocery store last night.

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 370x498]


want
 
2012-01-09 01:38:20 PM
The girl from Mrs. Doubtfire turned out not so bad. She can sleep on my polar fleece sheets
 
2012-01-09 01:39:46 PM

Earguy: On my phone so I really can't look and post. There was a little girl, cute, in a movie called Paulie. Did other movies, was in Pepsi ads, really curly hair. what happened to her?


She switched to coke.
 
2012-01-09 01:41:23 PM
Why is it always assumed these people wanted to be actors or famous in the first place?
 
2012-01-09 01:42:09 PM
i2.listal.com

is now

parenting.leehansen.com
 
2012-01-09 01:43:09 PM

Endive Wombat: Jamie Renée Smith


Okay, that's just wrong. When you Google her, there's nude pics next to her as a kid.
 
2012-01-09 01:44:21 PM

sgleason818: No, breccias is a kind of olive. You're thinking of beluga.


No, a beluga is a woodwind instrument, you must be thinking of bulimia
 
2012-01-09 01:48:29 PM

fearmongert: sgleason818: No, breccias is a kind of olive. You're thinking of beluga.

No, a beluga is a woodwind instrument, you must be thinking of bulimia


No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.
 
2012-01-09 01:49:10 PM

Endive Wombat: Remember Dante's Peak? - The little girl?

[www.childstarlets.com image 500x423]

Oh, here she is now:

[media.mademan.com image 585x780]

Her name is Jamie Renée Smith

There are NSFW pictures of her when she appeared on Weeds

Have fun!


Even with safesearch on, the GIS is NSFW.
 
2012-01-09 01:51:11 PM
Whatever happened to Aileen Quinn of Annie?
 
2012-01-09 01:51:21 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: I wonder how many editions per year of Cosmopolitan magazine feature some variant on "SEX TIPS/TRICKS/MOVES" on the cover.


All of them. Women's magazines operate on only one of two principles.

There is the "Women must be the homemaker-super-mom so here's a bunch of decorating ideas and recipes that you must follow or you are a failure." The other, the one that Cosmo operates on, is the "You are fat and boring in bed" theme.
 
2012-01-09 01:52:20 PM

Kangaroo_Ralph: [content7.flixster.com image 402x320]


Bridgette Andersen

That one turned out badly, dying of a drug overdose.
 
2012-01-09 01:53:04 PM
This one ripened nicely.

cache.blippitt.com
 
2012-01-09 01:53:31 PM
List is FAIL without Kim Richards, whose complete downward spiral into drugs and alchohol are currently being showcased on Real Wives of Beverly Hills.

Also, I think McCauley Culkin's performances in Saved and Party Monster, and the fact that he was in a steady relationship with MIla Kunis for seven years during the time he made said movies, elevates him out of the "loser child star category." He can be very funny about having an 11-year-old's face on a 30-year-old head.
 
2012-01-09 01:56:47 PM
Despite the author desperately trying to frame these former child actors' lives in a negative light, most of his examples...turned out fairly well.

"(Former child star) fell out of the limelight after (old movie). (Former child star) went on to graduate college and now has a seemingly successful, non acting job."

That...sounds pretty ok.
 
2012-01-09 01:58:35 PM
www.topnews.in
 
2012-01-09 01:59:12 PM

fearmongert: sgleason818: No, breccias is a kind of olive. You're thinking of beluga.

No, a beluga is a woodwind instrument, you must be thinking of bulimia


No, bulimia is the little shrimp that they sell as Sea Monkeys. You're thinking of Balki Bartokomous
 
2012-01-09 01:59:29 PM

66dude: Whatever happened to Aileen Quinn of Annie?


The Aileen Quinn was killed by Ripley in Aileens.
 
2012-01-09 01:59:58 PM
other than McCauley Culkin having a Marilynn Manson sort of face, the rest seem to look OK.
 
2012-01-09 02:00:22 PM
Whar Kirk Cameron whar?
 
2012-01-09 02:00:31 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: No, bulimia is the little shrimp that they sell as Sea Monkeys. You're thinking of Balki Bartokomous



MEMEJACK!

Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!
 
2012-01-09 02:00:45 PM
The one from Mrs Doubtfire is pretty fappable.
 
2012-01-09 02:01:54 PM

DarnoKonrad: They all look like normal well adjusted people to me -- except for McCulkin who looks like he just got his methadone ration.


Nice herp sore on his lip too.
 
2012-01-09 02:03:34 PM
There are NSFW pictures of her when she appeared on Weeds

NOT a bookmark. Not at ALL.
 
2012-01-09 02:05:50 PM
By the way, what happened to the kid that played Data?
 
2012-01-09 02:06:17 PM

otherginger: List is FAIL without Kim Richards, whose complete downward spiral into drugs and alchohol are currently being showcased on Real Wives of Beverly Hills.


And even then, she's more hittable than Lindsay Lohan.

sweetmelissa31: RexTalionis: Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Oops, didn't even know that was a word.


We would have also taken Baryshnikov'd.

Endive Wombat: Remember Dante's Peak? - The little girl?

[www.childstarlets.com image 500x423]

Oh, here she is now:

[media.mademan.com image 585x780]

Her name is Jamie Renée Smith

There are NSFW pictures of her when she appeared on Weeds

Have fun!


{dayyyyyam.jpg}
 
2012-01-09 02:09:52 PM

NuttierThanEver: fearmongert: sgleason818: No, breccias is a kind of olive. You're thinking of beluga.

No, a beluga is a woodwind instrument, you must be thinking of bulimia

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.


nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.
 
2012-01-09 02:11:11 PM

cretinbob: Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]

You realize he didn't tap it and probably won't make it to 30.
Also he's really the only sad one on the list.


You jelly.
 
2012-01-09 02:14:06 PM

OtherLittleGuy: sweetmelissa31: RexTalionis: Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Oops, didn't even know that was a word.

We would have also taken Baryshnikov'd.


Or danseur.
 
2012-01-09 02:14:58 PM
FTFA: PETER OSTRUM (WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY) Aged 13 - and looking remarkably like a young Jon Bon Jovi - Peter Ostrum sprang to fame as Charlie Bucket in the first Willy Wonka film. And then? Nothing. Rejecting a three-film contract, Ostrum returned to Cleveland, grew up as a normal teenager, attended college and became a well-adjusted adult and a practicing veterinarian. Although maybe someone needs to have a word about that 'tache. Movember was two months ago.

I remember reading about this guy several years ago. Good for him.
 
2012-01-09 02:15:31 PM
It seems to be an almost universal rule that cute kids grow up weird looking, and weird looking kids grow up handsome/pretty. Alyssa Milano being a notable exception.
 
2012-01-09 02:16:22 PM

freetomato: This one ripened nicely.

[cache.blippitt.com image 400x293]


Thanks...was just about to go find this pic.

/man...those eyes...sigh...
 
2012-01-09 02:16:56 PM
72 posts and no Danica McKellar pics yet? For shame, Fark, for shame.

dailybabenews.com
 
2012-01-09 02:17:23 PM
Mara Wilson didn't quit acting because 'Thomas the Tank Engine' flopped. She quit because her mother died of cancer. She was like 10 at the time. Hell, if I was 10 and lost my mommy, I'd pretty much stop functioning for a long while. Glad she studied acting, though. Hope she comes back on the scene in something cool.
 
2012-01-09 02:17:28 PM

mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.


No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.
 
2012-01-09 02:20:33 PM

Infernal Wedgie: Mara Wilson didn't quit acting because 'Thomas the Tank Engine' flopped. She quit because her mother died of cancer. She was like 10 at the time. Hell, if I was 10 and lost my mommy, I'd pretty much stop functioning for a long while. Glad she studied acting, though. Hope she comes back on the scene in something cool.


Hardcore porn?
 
2012-01-09 02:21:58 PM
The way I see it, most if not all, the folks in the article are BETTER now than if they had continued through the Hollywood system grinder. Face it, it is a cesspool where you either become a huge star or settle into a stable character actor gig, where open slots are limited and your freshness date is always on the verge of expiration.
 
2012-01-09 02:25:25 PM

Cyno01: Saw this at the grocery store last night.


I did too earlier this week, made me feel old.
/well..older.
 
2012-01-09 02:26:54 PM

phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.


No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.
 
2012-01-09 02:28:09 PM
I'd give Mara Wilson a place to stay......then and now. More so then.
/Wut?
 
2012-01-09 02:28:46 PM

Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.


No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.
 
2012-01-09 02:34:25 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/hot linked
 
2012-01-09 02:37:38 PM
one of the tragic ones -- drugs, porn, early death

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-01-09 02:38:03 PM
They had the kid from Jurassic Park, but what happen to the 11yo Unix prodigy, a painter I think. Well here she is from last year

cdn.photos.tmz.com

/she's 31 now, don't you feel old
 
2012-01-09 02:39:37 PM
s-ak.buzzfed.com
electricbluec.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-09 02:40:06 PM

dennysgod: They had the kid from Jurassic Park, but what happen to the 11yo Unix prodigy, a painter I think. Well here she is from last year

[cdn.photos.tmz.com image 460x460]

/she's 31 now, don't you feel old


No, just horny. That is one sexy mare!
 
2012-01-09 02:47:31 PM
Hm, CTRL+F, no results....

Am I the only one that noticed Joseph Mazzello looks like James Deen?
 
2012-01-09 02:47:52 PM

wildcardjack: So, who had the crack den with the closet full of sex doll and Nazi outfits on that Storage Wars knock-off?


Now that sounds like a good episode.

/The only show I watch like that is storage Wars then only for Barry I'm waiting for him to buy one of his own units.
 
2012-01-09 02:48:54 PM
The 1994 Miracle on 34th Street made $17 million and is referred to as a "Blockbuster" in the article.
"Thomas and the Magic Railroad" did $15 million and is a "flop" in the same paragraph.

I do not understand.
 
2012-01-09 02:50:04 PM
Two more in the "child actors who turned out alright" category:

static.moviefanatic.com

www.iceposter.com
 
2012-01-09 02:52:25 PM

Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.


No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.
 
2012-01-09 02:54:49 PM
Mara Wilson never stopped being absofriggnlutely adorable. It's just in a legal way now.

\and yes, whats-her-face-Eisenberg is cute as hell too
 
2012-01-09 02:55:07 PM

Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.


No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium
 
2012-01-09 02:55:32 PM

Vash's Apprentice: By the way, what happened to the kid that played Data?


Uh, Brent Spiner was like 32 when he got that role.
 
2012-01-09 02:57:30 PM
That is probably the worst possible photo of Jonathan Lipnicki. Is his face a little weird? Yeah, but the dude is ripped and definitely hitable
 
2012-01-09 02:58:01 PM

Vash's Apprentice: By the way, what happened to the kid that played Data?


I hear he's starring in a series called "Fresh Hell".
 
2012-01-09 02:59:04 PM
www.lobshots.com
 
2012-01-09 03:00:57 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Vash's Apprentice: By the way, what happened to the kid that played Data?

Uh, Brent Spiner was like 32 when he got that role.


Dammit. Beaten to the Spiner joke.
 
2012-01-09 03:01:06 PM
Thread needs moar Anna Pacquin.
 
2012-01-09 03:01:10 PM
No Anna Chlumsky?
 
2012-01-09 03:02:35 PM

Spaztictacular: [www.lobshots.com image 350x600]

improvius: 72 posts and no Danica McKellar pics yet? For shame, Fark, for shame.

[dailybabenews.com image 400x267]


A fat-faced blockhead on the body of an anorexic 13 year old boy? Really, that's what you're into? Okaayyyyy
 
2012-01-09 03:03:30 PM

texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium


No, that's one of the lactinide elements in the periodic table. You're thinking of Bellagio.
 
2012-01-09 03:05:06 PM
The only one that really got it right was Ron Howard. He realized early his acting opportunities would be limited over time, so he became a director.

Smart kid.
 
2012-01-09 03:05:33 PM

texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium


There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.
 
2012-01-09 03:06:49 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: No, that's one of the lactinide elements in the periodic table. You're thinking of Bellagio.


HA, I was going to put bromine, then backed up and put bronchioles instead.

Bro-fist.
 
2012-01-09 03:10:28 PM

Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.


No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.
 
2012-01-09 03:14:01 PM

iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.


No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.
 
2012-01-09 03:18:51 PM
afulldeckenterprises.files.wordpress.com

www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2012-01-09 03:22:43 PM
what about the girl who dances with her eyebrows?
 
2012-01-09 03:23:52 PM
t3.gstatic.comt2.gstatic.com

/sorry
 
2012-01-09 03:28:53 PM
Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.
 
2012-01-09 03:29:51 PM

Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.


No, that's the dinosaur that got renamed to Apatosaurus. You're thinking of Bell Biv Devoe.
 
2012-01-09 03:31:14 PM

wildcardjack: So, who had the crack den with the closet full of sex doll and Nazi outfits on that Storage Wars knock-off?


Someone else has one of those?
 
2012-01-09 03:34:16 PM

Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.


No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.
 
2012-01-09 03:34:38 PM

Genju: [t3.gstatic.com image 256x192][t2.gstatic.com image 183x275]

/sorry


You are a bad person.
 
2012-01-09 03:36:02 PM

dekko: The 1994 Miracle on 34th Street made $17 million and is referred to as a "Blockbuster" in the article.
"Thomas and the Magic Railroad" did $15 million and is a "flop" in the same paragraph.

I do not understand.


Thomas had a budget of $19 Million. Failure to make back you budget makes movies flops.

I can't find budget numbers for 34th street, but it pulled in $46 million worldwide.
 
2012-01-09 03:39:29 PM

phaseolus: one of the tragic ones -- drugs, porn, (most likely) early death


i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-09 03:40:17 PM

Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.


When the Harry Potter machine was ramping up Spielberg was a possible director. He wanted HJO to be Harry, but Rowling insisted on an all English cast. As good as Radcliffe was, I wonder how it would have been with Osment on board.
 
2012-01-09 03:42:19 PM

bhcompy: No Anna Chlumsky?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-09 03:43:23 PM

Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.


Well someone better tell them what his younger sister has been doing with her time, dontcha think?
 
2012-01-09 03:46:48 PM

dittybopper: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

Did he get gender reassignment surgery, or do you mean ballerino?

Ballerino is the stuff whales use to strain krill from the ocean. You're thinking of 'balearic'.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-09 03:49:04 PM
The puffy lipped girl from The Chronicles of Narnia. I like her
 
2012-01-09 03:50:40 PM
None of these were particularly depressing. You want depressing? Google Bobby Driscoll.
 
2012-01-09 03:51:25 PM
FTFA:

Hands up who didn't fall for little Jonathan Lipnicki's charms in Jerry Maguire?


*Raising my hand*

Seriously.....that movie sucks. You have this who has a job most guys would kill for, and he becomes an emo douche and gets fired for being an idiot and putting out a silly memo. I was rooting for Jay Mohr though the whole movie.
 
2012-01-09 03:51:31 PM

Madbassist1: Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.

Well someone better tell them what his younger sister has been doing with her time, dontcha think?


In 2011 she won the U.G.L.Y. Celebrity of the Year award, but I don't think she's that bad looking.

Also, HJO has been doing voice over work for the past 8 years or so. He's probably raking in lots of cash as Sora from the Kingdom Hearts series.
 
2012-01-09 03:53:17 PM

JRoo: It's going to be awesome when we finally hear the words; "Justin Bieber Found Dead At 27 In A Hotel Bathroom"


Um, yeah because he'll be forgotten just like everyone else who dies young. He'll join James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Jim Morrisson as obscure footnotes in entertainment history.
 
2012-01-09 03:53:49 PM

texdent: [s-ak.buzzfed.com image 500x361]
[electricbluec.files.wordpress.com image 640x392]



Nothing is sexier than a girl with a target on her face.
 
2012-01-09 03:55:00 PM

Celerian: Madbassist1: Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.

Well someone better tell them what his younger sister has been doing with her time, dontcha think?

In 2011 she won the U.G.L.Y. Celebrity of the Year award, but I don't think she's that bad looking.

Also, HJO has been doing voice over work for the past 8 years or so. He's probably raking in lots of cash as Sora from the Kingdom Hearts series.


Uh...I think you missed my point, but ok.
 
2012-01-09 03:59:46 PM
List needs more Bobby Driscoll
 
2012-01-09 04:00:37 PM

Madbassist1: Celerian: Madbassist1: Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.

Well someone better tell them what his younger sister has been doing with her time, dontcha think?

In 2011 she won the U.G.L.Y. Celebrity of the Year award, but I don't think she's that bad looking.

Also, HJO has been doing voice over work for the past 8 years or so. He's probably raking in lots of cash as Sora from the Kingdom Hearts series.

Uh...I think you missed my point, but ok.


Do you normally come by to shiat one someone's parade when they're supporting your case? I obviously DIDN'T miss your point, since I'm qualifying your snark against Lord_Dubu by showing that he was still working in the entertainment industry. And besides, my comment was mostly for the joke about EJO being an U.G.L.Y. Celebrity.
 
2012-01-09 04:01:01 PM

The Why Not Guy: Um, yeah because he'll be forgotten just like everyone else who dies young. He'll join James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Jim Morrisson as obscure footnotes in entertainment history.


Honestly dying young preserves (or even creates) a legacy. If Chevy Chase had died instead of Belushi he would be revered now. He's still remembered, but not with the same OMG-type respect of Belushi. Same with Cobain and now Winehouse. If they had survived they might have continued, or they might have dropped off the face of the earth. Since they died they are seen as (in many cases) more talented or important than they actually were.
 
2012-01-09 04:05:56 PM
Then:

ferdyonfilms.com

Now:
NSFW (new window)
 
2012-01-09 04:07:11 PM

Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.


No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.
 
2012-01-09 04:07:48 PM

mjbok: Since they died they are seen as (in many cases) more talented or important than they actually were.


Holy shiat is this ever true of whatshisface that played Joker. American cultural worship of young, farked up people who kill themselves is rather unsettling to witness.
 
2012-01-09 04:10:26 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: mjbok: Since they died they are seen as (in many cases) more talented or important than they actually were.

Holy shiat is this ever true of whatshisface that played Joker. American cultural worship of young, farked up people who kill themselves is rather unsettling to witness.


Heath Ledger? He actually was quite talented.
 
2012-01-09 04:14:33 PM

BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.


No, Mortadella was played by Anjelica Huston in The Addams Family, you're thinking of maraschino.
 
2012-01-09 04:14:43 PM

BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.


That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"
 
2012-01-09 04:19:31 PM

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"


no that's the medical term for your knee cap, I think you'er thinking of Acapulco
 
2012-01-09 04:22:20 PM

wildcardjack: So, who had the crack den with the closet full of sex doll and Nazi outfits on that Storage Wars knock-off?


Probably no one, since those TruTV shows just reek fakeness.
 
2012-01-09 04:24:53 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

No, Mortadella was played by Anjelica Huston in The Addams Family, you're thinking of maraschino.


No, Maraschino was in the Karate Kid movies, you're thinking of Morpheus.

What happened to "B" words?
 
2012-01-09 04:25:43 PM
Mazzello's role in The Pacific was not supporting, he was one of the three leads, with Jon Seda and James Badge Dale.
 
2012-01-09 04:27:23 PM

Crewmannumber6: The puffy lipped girl from The Chronicles of Narnia. I like her


Me too.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-01-09 04:27:58 PM
scifimafia.com

iconvsicon.com
 
2012-01-09 04:33:50 PM

sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.


no.
BUT my uncle lived next to a guy that was a third cousin of a friend of Harrison Ford and he said that.....

/no one was curious
//name drop troll is successfu.... no...no one cares
 
2012-01-09 04:34:19 PM
shidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No, belladonna is a large, female, clanging device, you're thinking of Bellbivdevoe
 
2012-01-09 04:34:59 PM
This thread got out of control a long time ago.
 
2012-01-09 04:35:06 PM

CarnySaur: 66dude: Whatever happened to Aileen Quinn of Annie?

The Aileen Quinn was killed by Ripley in Aileens.


I L'd OL. This post needs more love.
 
2012-01-09 04:36:23 PM

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"


Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*
 
2012-01-09 04:37:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-09 04:41:32 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 471x700]


Wow, I had no idea that SuperTeen was printed on paper infected with Vashta Nerada.
 
2012-01-09 04:44:51 PM

cretinbob: You realize he didn't tap it and probably won't make it to 30.

Born: August 26, 1980

Er, too late
 
2012-01-09 04:52:38 PM
Mara Wilson looks nothing like herself. If she told me she was in all those movies, I'd make her break out some ID. Something changed in her face.... It's weird though, because I was thinking "What the hell happened to her?" the other day, and now this link....

Jonathan Lipnicki looks like a douchebag.

Joseph Mazzello was always a really solid actor in my opinion, and I think that he needs more screen time.

Charlie from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" looks pretty much how you'd expect for someone who did one performance and went back to have a regular life at home.

The kid from "Free Willy" looks like a ton of people I see in everyday situations. The article was right when it alluded to the fact that he looks like a nobody.
 
2012-01-09 04:54:45 PM
Sybarite: Ah, the sad life of a former child star.

[i522.photobucket.com image 450x499]

cretinbob: You realize he didn't tap it and probably won't make it to 30.
Also he's really the only sad one on the list.


This. In fact I was pleasantly surprised at how many on the list seem to be leading normal, productive lives.
 
2012-01-09 04:54:46 PM
I omitted Haley Joel Osment. I think he's a dickface. But that's just going on....nothing really. I just think he's weird.
 
2012-01-09 04:56:16 PM
Fat kid from Matilda who ate the cake, also the fat kid from "The Wedding Singer":

www.homorazzi.com

He's 27.
 
2012-01-09 04:57:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-09 05:04:08 PM
Child + Money + Fame - Good Parenting = Dead or seriously messed up kid.

OtherLittleGuy: Then:

[ferdyonfilms.com image 640x315]

Now:
NSFW (new window)


Alicia Witt is teh hotness.
 
2012-01-09 05:12:40 PM

Celerian: Madbassist1: Celerian: Madbassist1: Lord_Dubu: Haley Joel Osment didn't "fall from favor" his parents decided he should go to school and be a normal kid rather than let him spiral out of control when he got too old to play cute little kids as other child actors that had gone on before had done.

Well someone better tell them what his younger sister has been doing with her time, dontcha think?

In 2011 she won the U.G.L.Y. Celebrity of the Year award, but I don't think she's that bad looking.

Also, HJO has been doing voice over work for the past 8 years or so. He's probably raking in lots of cash as Sora from the Kingdom Hearts series.

Uh...I think you missed my point, but ok.

Do you normally come by to shiat one someone's parade when they're supporting your case? I obviously DIDN'T miss your point, since I'm qualifying your snark against Lord_Dubu by showing that he was still working in the entertainment industry. And besides, my comment was mostly for the joke about EJO being an U.G.L.Y. Celebrity.


uh...ok, sorrrrey, dude! sheesh.
 
2012-01-09 05:15:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: Crewmannumber6: The puffy lipped girl from The Chronicles of Narnia. I like her

Me too.

[i.imgur.com image 275x550][i.imgur.com image 300x575][i.imgur.com image 500x350]


mygaming.co.za
 
2012-01-09 05:16:04 PM
Emily Browning: Then

www.wearysloth.com

and now

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-01-09 05:19:16 PM
Seems like most of these folks decided they didn't want to be actors after all and found careers in other fields. Nothing depressing about that.
 
2012-01-09 05:21:28 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I omitted Haley Joel Osment. I think he's a dickface. But that's just going on....nothing really. I just think he's weird.


I think he has the problem that his face didn't really change that much - it filled out a little but it's sort of in between his boyish face and a more "manly" look, so he went from being cute to being sort of "meh". Also, I think for an adult acting career he's better off dropping "Haley" and just going as Joel - he might be pigeonholed since he (or his parents) opted to keep the Haley when his career started.
 
2012-01-09 05:30:19 PM

eddievercetti: Emily Browning: Then

[www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]

and now

[data.whicdn.com image 411x600]


Has that girl ever cracked a smile once in her entire career?

/hasn't seen Sucker Punch
//not in a rush
 
2012-01-09 05:30:32 PM

CarnySaur: 66dude: Whatever happened to Aileen Quinn of Annie?

The Aileen Quinn was killed by Ripley in Aileens.


I would like to say I had a similar thought when I saw that name but I can't be sure if I really did, or if I have only deja vu from your brilliant post. +1.
 
2012-01-09 05:35:34 PM

Oreamnos: The Aileen Quinn was killed by Ripley in Aileens.


Took me a while and some Googling to understand the joke. Once I did, I LOL'd. Well played!
 
2012-01-09 05:44:17 PM
in case anyone is curious.

more like bi-curious, amirite??
 
2012-01-09 05:46:32 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: PIP_the_TROLL: mjbok: Since they died they are seen as (in many cases) more talented or important than they actually were.

Holy shiat is this ever true of whatshisface that played Joker. American cultural worship of young, farked up people who kill themselves is rather unsettling to witness.

Heath Ledger? He actually was quite talented.


Heath Ledger was one of the greatest acting talents of our time. His work in Sci-Fi's 'Roar' was a credit and lent legitimacy to to sci-fi channel series from then on.

His riveting performance in 'A Knight's Tale' showed his steely side unlike any role up to that point.

Ledger? More like Legendary.
 
2012-01-09 05:49:17 PM

gunga galunga: eddievercetti: Emily Browning: Then

[www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]

and now

[data.whicdn.com image 411x600]

Has that girl ever cracked a smile once in her entire career?

/hasn't seen Sucker Punch
//not in a rush


From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.
 
2012-01-09 05:53:07 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 471x700]


Shouldn't that read "Stay In The Four Lights"?
 
2012-01-09 05:54:08 PM
Last month Talk of the Nation had an episode about A Christmas Story. The guest was Scotty Schwartz, who played Flick, the kid who got his tongue stuck to the pole. Mr. Schwartz went on to work behind-the-scenes in porn after A Christmas Story.

It was hilarious listening to Neal Conan ask Scott about what he'd been doing after A Christmas Story and Schwartz hesitating before replying. You could almost hear him think "Doesn't this guy know I did porn? Why is he asking me this?"
 
2012-01-09 05:56:37 PM

madgordy: other than McCauley Culkin having a Marilynn Manson sort of face, the rest seem to look OK.


No, that's
upload.wikimedia.org
You're thinking of a barricade.
 
2012-01-09 05:57:32 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-09 05:58:03 PM

dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.


This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)
 
2012-01-09 05:58:17 PM
How about this:
cdn.thegloss.com

Which turned into this:
www.stylebakeryteen.com

/She's 18 now.
//And her band doesn't suck.
 
2012-01-09 06:03:19 PM

eddievercetti: Emily Browning: Then

[www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]

and now

[data.whicdn.com image 411x600]


Kind of a shame she has the same tits.
 
2012-01-09 06:03:55 PM

Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)


Oh hell yes.
 
2012-01-09 06:09:52 PM
Re: Haley Joel Osment. He was a in a good movie called Home of the Giants, about high school hoops in Indiana. He was really good in it, but it never made it beyond the film festival circuit and went straight to video. He finished a movie in 2011 called Montana Amazon that's awaiting release; it has Olympia Dukakis and Alison Brie, he plays a guy in a weird family that does wacky stuff. He also did a remake of a film called Boutonniere called Sassy Pants, he's the lead, it's supposed to be released in 2012. He's also doing a movie based on the graphic novel Wake the Dead this year, so he's not just sitting around smoking pot or playing golf, which seem to be what his two hobbies are. Well, OK, maybe he is, but he's working steadily, he's done some stage work, some voiceover work etc.

/Not his agent
//Just a fan
///Shut up, he's almost 24, get Pedobear away from me
 
2012-01-09 06:13:17 PM

Dr. Whoof: How about this:
[cdn.thegloss.com image 319x423]

Which turned into this:
[www.stylebakeryteen.com image 340x544]

/She's 18 now.
//And her band doesn't suck.


The music's okay. I've heard worse. I've heard better.
 
2012-01-09 06:17:26 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: eddievercetti: Emily Browning: Then

[www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]

and now

[data.whicdn.com image 411x600]

Kind of a shame she has the same tits.


Somebody needs to give her a sammich and crack a joke.

/although I'm sure she's very upbeat in real life
 
2012-01-09 06:19:57 PM

Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)


It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.
 
2012-01-09 06:22:41 PM

dj_spanmaster: DAAAYUM DIMPLES


HEY GURRRRRL DO THEM DIMPLES GO ALLA WAY THROUGH?

AWW C'MON LEMME HOLLA ATCHA COME BACK
 
2012-01-09 06:27:27 PM
image.toutlecine.com
www.jonathanbrandis.net


...
[cries]
 
2012-01-09 06:28:19 PM
If Jonathan Ke Quan (Short Round) is now a martial arts expert and stunt coordinator, how do you not put him in Indiana Jones 4? He would deserve the hat.
 
2012-01-09 06:55:25 PM
Daveigh Chase, the little girl from Donnie Darko

Then:
www.wearysloth.com

Now:
static.moviefanatic.com

\She's my age, which certainly helps
 
2012-01-09 06:58:15 PM
Also, do you remember for a brief moment the beginning of Pirates 1, with a girl playing young Elizabeth?

Then:
www.wearysloth.com

Now:
www.comedy.co.uk

\Must've been wearing color contacts in 1st pic
\\Again, my age. I'm getting old
 
2012-01-09 06:59:13 PM

66dude: Whatever happened to Aileen Quinn of Annie?


She is teaching drama at Monmouth University (where the Daddy Warbucks' mansion scenes were filmed)
 
2012-01-09 07:09:41 PM
www.whedon.info
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-01-09 07:17:50 PM

Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*


No... That's boring... You're thinking a terrible meme.
 
2012-01-09 07:27:00 PM

Dr. Whoof: How about this:
[cdn.thegloss.com image 319x423]

Which turned into this:
[www.stylebakeryteen.com image 340x544]

/She's 18 now.
//And her band doesn't suck.


This chick is smoking hot. Moar
 
2012-01-09 07:34:12 PM

Methadone Girls: Okay, is it just me or is that Jerry McGuire kid just creepy?

I can't stand that kid.


Yes totally creepy

cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2012-01-09 07:36:06 PM
191 posts and no...

2.bp.blogspot.com

How ruuuude.
 
2012-01-09 08:04:29 PM
Then
img97.imageshack.us

Now
img268.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-09 08:11:23 PM
premieretutoringla.edublogs.org
www.idolimage.org
 
2012-01-09 08:11:31 PM
i42.tinypic.com
Marilyn Manson was Paul on the Wonder Years.
 
2012-01-09 08:16:48 PM
images1.fanpop.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-09 08:24:39 PM

boyvoyeur: Then
[img97.imageshack.us image 400x302]

Now
[img268.imageshack.us image 300x300]


I just Chaz'd in my pants.
 
2012-01-09 08:28:09 PM

theFword: [i42.tinypic.com image 600x400]
Marilyn Manson was Paul on the Wonder Years.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-01-09 08:29:46 PM

Sybarite: Earguy: On my phone so I really can't look and post. There was a little girl, cute, in a movie called Paulie. Did other movies, was in Pepsi ads, really curly hair. what happened to her?

I think now she's mainly famous for being Jesse Eisenberg's sister (she even appeared in the movie Holy Rollers with him). I think now she's doing Broadway.

[stumptownblogger.typepad.com image 460x460]


theinternetisterrible.com
 
2012-01-09 08:30:06 PM

rickycal78: theFword: [i42.tinypic.com image 600x400]
Marilyn Manson was Paul on the Wonder Years.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]


He read it on the internet. It has to be true.
 
2012-01-09 08:33:10 PM
Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.
 
2012-01-09 08:46:33 PM

NASAM: Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.


www.childstarlets.com
images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-01-09 08:54:53 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-01-09 08:54:54 PM
Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-01-09 09:15:45 PM
Damn blocked at work.

Sad no one posted pics of Alissa Milano. She can be the boss.
 
2012-01-09 09:17:20 PM
Or Niki Cox.
 
2012-01-09 09:25:16 PM

WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


He was awesome in The Pacific.

I think Anna Chlumsky wins this contest. She's a friggin' knockout now, and very funny to boot, if you've seen In the Loop (which you should). Supposedly she'll be playing a similar role in Veep, which is an American adaptation of In the Loop/The Thick of It that's going to be on HBO this year.
 
2012-01-09 09:26:50 PM
www.childstarlets.com
top-people.starmedia.com


www.childstarlets.com
www.nbc.com
 
2012-01-09 09:38:58 PM
Thank you texdent That made my evening.

//excuse me while I go away for a little while.
 
2012-01-09 09:40:02 PM

freetomato: This one ripened nicely.

[cache.blippitt.com image 400x293]


I went through the calculus rotation with his brother. Nice family.
 
2012-01-09 09:45:10 PM

Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*


No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass
 
2012-01-09 09:46:47 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass


No that's a mulleted 80s country singer. You're thinking about Balrog
 
2012-01-09 09:56:31 PM
**This is a lesson for people who are thinking about becoming Scientologists**

Cast of The Neverending Story. For anyone who dreamt about the Childlike Empress after seeing that movie (read: every prepubescent male in the 80's), this:

img515.imageshack.us

turned into this:

img820.imageshack.us

Noah Hathaway, who played Atreyu, is all tatted up but I'll be honest, he's a lot less greasy as an adult than I thought he would turn out. Then:

img607.imageshack.us

Now:

img214.imageshack.us

And Barrett Oliver, who left acting to join Scientology's Sea Org and disappeared off the face of the earth for more than a decade, only to resurface as an expert in Woodburytype photography. Here's Barrett Oliver before Scientology:

img4.imageshack.us

And here's Barrett Oliver at a book signing in 2007. He's the guy with the beard holding a plate in the foreground:

img705.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-09 09:56:47 PM
i3.ytimg.com
images.starpulse.com
 
2012-01-09 09:59:51 PM

texdent: NASAM: Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.

[www.childstarlets.com image 500x379]
[images4.fanpop.com image 340x509]


Whitney Stevens?
 
2012-01-09 10:03:42 PM

moistD: [i2.listal.com image 600x466]

is now

[parenting.leehansen.com image 300x494]


Why you gotta be like that?
 
2012-01-09 10:05:49 PM
inclemency:
Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No... That's boring... You're thinking a terrible meme.


No, just thinking about your mom.

/yeah I went there
//no turning back
///no shame
 
2012-01-09 10:06:48 PM
Why the fark did Lindssy have to jump off the wagon go get herself all farked up for no real reason.

//would've maybe at one point in time, but now never.
 
2012-01-09 10:14:51 PM

James Scameron: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

no.
BUT my uncle lived next to a guy that was a third cousin of a friend of Harrison Ford and he said that.....

/no one was curious
//name drop troll is successfu.... no...no one cares


Wow, rude much?
 
2012-01-09 10:27:08 PM

WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

[ll-media.tmz.com image 490x381]


Care to tell us who that us since the file name doesn't give a clue? Not all of us can identify everyone you know on sight.
 
2012-01-09 10:36:16 PM
Whatever happened to the "Small Wonder" robot girl?
 
2012-01-09 10:37:55 PM

litespeed74: Whatever happened to the "Small Wonder" robot girl?



She was converted to a Japanese sex robot.
 
2012-01-09 10:44:40 PM
One friend who did some fairly famous movies as a child actor is still going strong, did a recent photoshoot as James Dean (pretty much a dead ringer these days) and has some shows coming up as well as voicing for a famous cartoon. Didn't do too badly at all. Good people.
 
2012-01-09 11:16:06 PM
Rusty Hamer, the boy on the Danny Thomas show in the 50's, committed suicide by hanging himself from at Canyon Elementary School , located in Pacific Palisades, Ca, a suburb of LA.
 
2012-01-09 11:37:16 PM
I had a gigantic crush on Mara Wilson back in the day. Not ashamed to say it has been rekindled. She's cute.
 
2012-01-10 12:33:00 AM
Wow, my old co-worker wasn't bullshiatting me about Jeff Cohen.
 
2012-01-10 12:57:32 AM

phaseolus: one of the tragic ones -- drugs, porn, early death

www.sitcomsonline.com

Maybe a couple a years before she died there was an article in our local paper where she found her biological mother after finding out she was adopted. Turns out a guy I worked with was her brother. He was kind of a trainwreck too.
/true story bro
 
2012-01-10 01:01:38 AM
I have always wondered what happened to Blossoms friend, the number one. What ever happened to her. I bet she got really ugly as they years passed.
 
2012-01-10 01:01:44 AM

Lsherm: WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

[ll-media.tmz.com image 490x381]

Care to tell us who that us since the file name doesn't give a clue? Not all of us can identify everyone you know on sight.


He played Spanky in the remake of The Little Rascals. 1990s. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-10 01:21:48 AM
media.mademan.com
 
2012-01-10 01:56:38 AM
I'm sorry. The last I heard of Mcaully Culkin he was sippn' Jesus Juice to The Gloved One.
 
2012-01-10 02:03:26 AM
WTF is wrong with you people? You can't be bothered to spell someone's name correctly: M-A-C-A-U-L-A-Y
 
2012-01-10 02:20:42 AM

texdent: TheShavingofOccam123: Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass

No that's a mulleted 80s country singer. You're thinking about Balrog


No, if you want to FLY, YOU FOOLS, you're thinking about Boeing. Or Bombardier, if on a budget. Besides, you're thinking of a balisong.
 
2012-01-10 03:30:29 AM
So, judging by the article, most child stars do their thing, go "yeah, that was fun", then go off and have normal childhoods otherwise and continue to do their own thing, which otherwise doesn't involve movies.

You know what? Good. The driving force behind child actors is their parents, and if you're still doing exactly what your parents pushed you to do as a kid as an adult that's far sadder than just being on drugs like every other teenager/young adult in the entire bloody world.
 
2012-01-10 06:21:22 AM
www.shortlist.com

Now that is a cocaine nosejob, if I've ever seen one.
 
2012-01-10 06:51:05 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

/Worf does not approve
 
2012-01-10 08:11:50 AM

Mad_Radhu: Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)

It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.


One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.
 
2012-01-10 09:37:21 AM

Endive Wombat: Mad_Radhu: Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)

It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.

One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.


Yeah, we had pretty much the same reaction, except that we sat through the whole thing in a theater.
 
2012-01-10 09:48:29 AM

Endive Wombat:
One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.


AMC must have hired those writers to produce Season 2 of "Walking Dead".
 
2012-01-10 09:53:45 AM
Sucker Punch was on last night. Goddamn that chick is hot. I still have a huge thing for that Asian chick that got her start on The Real World.
 
2012-01-10 10:44:37 AM

improvius: 72 posts and no Danica McKellar pics yet? For shame, Fark, for shame.

[dailybabenews.com image 400x267]


She has amazing... math books. Srsly, if your kid hates math, buy her books. They will help your daughter understand math, and they will help your son develop the muscles in his dominant hand. And appreciate, if not understand, math.

Also, so glad to hear Charlie Buckett turned out okay.
 
2012-01-10 12:00:16 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Sucker Punch was on last night. Goddamn that chick is hot. I still have a huge thing for that Asian chick that got her start on The Real World.


You expected her to change much after a year?

/much agreed on Jamie Chung
 
2012-01-10 12:02:12 PM
img2.timeinc.net Became users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2012-01-10 12:04:26 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
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2012-01-10 12:16:36 PM

peterthx: You expected her to change much after a year?

/much agreed on Jamie Chung


Haha damn, I have no concept of time apparently
 
2012-01-10 01:02:40 PM

sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.


The word is "Danseurs". Sounds like "dance- swahs".

My ex was one. Those guys gotta be strong as well as look good in tights.
 
2012-01-10 02:54:40 PM
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Those are real tattoos.
 
2012-01-10 05:20:22 PM
wait, wait. I have for all this time believed that The Never Ending Story (the first one anyway) was made to fulfill the little empress girl's final wish, because she was terminal and wanted to be in a film.

now you are telling me she GREW UP?? and got hot?

/my worldview
//what has you done to it
 
2012-01-10 05:32:07 PM
space_cowgirl , too right! Few people realize that Kurt Russell was Walt Disney's secret weapon when he was a kid.

Some of these are pretty shocking. Like the kid from "A Bronx Tale" looking like a gang leader.
 
2012-01-10 08:27:05 PM
What about Drew Barrymore? It is rare to see a child star have a rough time and come back as an adult star, but not as an "adult star".
 
2012-01-10 10:07:32 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Like the kid from "A Bronx Tale" looking like a gang leader.


He ain't playing make believe anymore
 
2012-01-10 10:18:10 PM

wagnerism: What about Drew Barrymore? It is rare to see a child star have a rough time and come back as an adult star, but not as an "adult star".


Her story isn't depressing. At least not depressing in the parameters set by the article, which should not include Peter Billingsley in the first place.
 
2012-01-10 10:26:15 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: This thread got out of control a long time ago.


It happens. Let the kids have their fun.
 
2012-01-11 12:13:56 AM

improvius: Endive Wombat: Mad_Radhu: Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)

It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.

One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.

Yeah, we had pretty much the same reaction, except that we sat through the whole thing in a theater.


A big, fat, hairy this.
We WANTED to like the movie, but just couldn't.
 
2012-01-11 12:24:43 AM
This kid -
www.funcrunch.com

Turned into this -
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2012-01-11 12:46:06 AM

Dr. Speed: This kid -
[www.funcrunch.com image 300x483]

Turned into this -
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Dammit!
 
2012-01-12 01:16:26 AM
What about the chick from Small Wonder?
 
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