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(Short List)   The largely depressing fates of 10 iconic child actors. Including enough photos to make the kids from Super 8 consider months of gruelling plastic surgery before they hit 21   (shortlist.com) divider line 257
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2012-01-09 08:33:10 PM
Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.
 
2012-01-09 08:46:33 PM

NASAM: Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.


www.childstarlets.com
images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-01-09 08:54:53 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-01-09 08:54:54 PM
Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-01-09 09:15:45 PM
Damn blocked at work.

Sad no one posted pics of Alissa Milano. She can be the boss.
 
2012-01-09 09:17:20 PM
Or Niki Cox.
 
2012-01-09 09:25:16 PM

WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


He was awesome in The Pacific.

I think Anna Chlumsky wins this contest. She's a friggin' knockout now, and very funny to boot, if you've seen In the Loop (which you should). Supposedly she'll be playing a similar role in Veep, which is an American adaptation of In the Loop/The Thick of It that's going to be on HBO this year.
 
2012-01-09 09:26:50 PM
www.childstarlets.com
top-people.starmedia.com


www.childstarlets.com
www.nbc.com
 
2012-01-09 09:38:58 PM
Thank you texdent That made my evening.

//excuse me while I go away for a little while.
 
2012-01-09 09:40:02 PM

freetomato: This one ripened nicely.

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I went through the calculus rotation with his brother. Nice family.
 
2012-01-09 09:45:10 PM

Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*


No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass
 
2012-01-09 09:46:47 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass


No that's a mulleted 80s country singer. You're thinking about Balrog
 
2012-01-09 09:56:31 PM
**This is a lesson for people who are thinking about becoming Scientologists**

Cast of The Neverending Story. For anyone who dreamt about the Childlike Empress after seeing that movie (read: every prepubescent male in the 80's), this:

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turned into this:

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Noah Hathaway, who played Atreyu, is all tatted up but I'll be honest, he's a lot less greasy as an adult than I thought he would turn out. Then:

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Now:

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And Barrett Oliver, who left acting to join Scientology's Sea Org and disappeared off the face of the earth for more than a decade, only to resurface as an expert in Woodburytype photography. Here's Barrett Oliver before Scientology:

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And here's Barrett Oliver at a book signing in 2007. He's the guy with the beard holding a plate in the foreground:

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2012-01-09 09:56:47 PM
i3.ytimg.com
images.starpulse.com
 
2012-01-09 09:59:51 PM

texdent: NASAM: Too lazy to post pix, but: Lacy Chalbert.

[www.childstarlets.com image 500x379]
[images4.fanpop.com image 340x509]


Whitney Stevens?
 
2012-01-09 10:03:42 PM

moistD: [i2.listal.com image 600x466]

is now

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Why you gotta be like that?
 
2012-01-09 10:05:49 PM
inclemency:
Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No... That's boring... You're thinking a terrible meme.


No, just thinking about your mom.

/yeah I went there
//no turning back
///no shame
 
2012-01-09 10:06:48 PM
Why the fark did Lindssy have to jump off the wagon go get herself all farked up for no real reason.

//would've maybe at one point in time, but now never.
 
2012-01-09 10:14:51 PM

James Scameron: sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.

no.
BUT my uncle lived next to a guy that was a third cousin of a friend of Harrison Ford and he said that.....

/no one was curious
//name drop troll is successfu.... no...no one cares


Wow, rude much?
 
2012-01-09 10:27:08 PM

WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

[ll-media.tmz.com image 490x381]


Care to tell us who that us since the file name doesn't give a clue? Not all of us can identify everyone you know on sight.
 
2012-01-09 10:36:16 PM
Whatever happened to the "Small Wonder" robot girl?
 
2012-01-09 10:37:55 PM

litespeed74: Whatever happened to the "Small Wonder" robot girl?



She was converted to a Japanese sex robot.
 
2012-01-09 10:44:40 PM
One friend who did some fairly famous movies as a child actor is still going strong, did a recent photoshoot as James Dean (pretty much a dead ringer these days) and has some shows coming up as well as voicing for a famous cartoon. Didn't do too badly at all. Good people.
 
2012-01-09 11:16:06 PM
Rusty Hamer, the boy on the Danny Thomas show in the 50's, committed suicide by hanging himself from at Canyon Elementary School , located in Pacific Palisades, Ca, a suburb of LA.
 
2012-01-09 11:37:16 PM
I had a gigantic crush on Mara Wilson back in the day. Not ashamed to say it has been rekindled. She's cute.
 
2012-01-10 12:33:00 AM
Wow, my old co-worker wasn't bullshiatting me about Jeff Cohen.
 
2012-01-10 12:57:32 AM

phaseolus: one of the tragic ones -- drugs, porn, early death

www.sitcomsonline.com

Maybe a couple a years before she died there was an article in our local paper where she found her biological mother after finding out she was adopted. Turns out a guy I worked with was her brother. He was kind of a trainwreck too.
/true story bro
 
2012-01-10 01:01:38 AM
I have always wondered what happened to Blossoms friend, the number one. What ever happened to her. I bet she got really ugly as they years passed.
 
2012-01-10 01:01:44 AM

Lsherm: WienerButt: Friends with Joe Mazzello and he is doing well but he is more into the behind the scenes shiat. Very nice guy.


And really , FARK? 200+ posts and this wasn't posted? This seems like one of the saddest..

[ll-media.tmz.com image 490x381]

Care to tell us who that us since the file name doesn't give a clue? Not all of us can identify everyone you know on sight.


He played Spanky in the remake of The Little Rascals. 1990s. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-10 01:21:48 AM
media.mademan.com
 
2012-01-10 01:56:38 AM
I'm sorry. The last I heard of Mcaully Culkin he was sippn' Jesus Juice to The Gloved One.
 
2012-01-10 02:03:26 AM
WTF is wrong with you people? You can't be bothered to spell someone's name correctly: M-A-C-A-U-L-A-Y
 
2012-01-10 02:20:42 AM

texdent: TheShavingofOccam123: Ishidan: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: BarbadoSlim: Ishidan: Rent Party: iamspartanseven: Ishidan: texdent: Spanky McStupid: Ooba Tooba: Rent Party: phaseolus: mekkab:

No I think that's a type of tapeworm. You're thinking of Ballesteros.

nah. that's a guy who hit a ball with a stick. You're thinking of Balustrade.

No, that's the Scotland Yard inspector who farmed out his difficult cases to Sherlock Holmes. You're thinking of Ballona.

No, that's the gap-toothed anal porn queen. You're thinking of bologna.

No, that's the old Capo from the Gambino crime family. you're thinking of balsamic.

No, that's a shoe style. You're thinking of Balenciaga.

No, that's a type of recliner. You're thinking of Belgium

There's no call for that kind of language here.
And no, you're thinking of bronchioles.

No, bronchioles are the team that beat the Steelers yesterday. You're thinking of brachiosaurus.

No, that's that weird vegetable created by the unholy merging of broccoli and cabbage. You're thinking of Broncoscopy.

No, that's the viscous, black petroleum fraction also known as "asphalt", "pitch", or "tar". You're thinking of belladonna.

No belladonna was a Stevie Nicks album you are thinking of mortadella.

That chick on the Addam's Family? Sorry, I think you're mixing that up with "A capella"

Ah, the deep male voice. FIGARO! But no, you're thinking of a bassoon.

*beats the meme back towards B-words*

No that's a double reeded woodwind instrument. I think you're thinking of Big-mouth Billy Bass

No that's a mulleted 80s country singer. You're thinking about Balrog


No, if you want to FLY, YOU FOOLS, you're thinking about Boeing. Or Bombardier, if on a budget. Besides, you're thinking of a balisong.
 
2012-01-10 03:30:29 AM
So, judging by the article, most child stars do their thing, go "yeah, that was fun", then go off and have normal childhoods otherwise and continue to do their own thing, which otherwise doesn't involve movies.

You know what? Good. The driving force behind child actors is their parents, and if you're still doing exactly what your parents pushed you to do as a kid as an adult that's far sadder than just being on drugs like every other teenager/young adult in the entire bloody world.
 
2012-01-10 06:21:22 AM
www.shortlist.com

Now that is a cocaine nosejob, if I've ever seen one.
 
2012-01-10 06:51:05 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

/Worf does not approve
 
2012-01-10 08:11:50 AM

Mad_Radhu: Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)

It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.


One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.
 
2012-01-10 09:37:21 AM

Endive Wombat: Mad_Radhu: Madbassist1: dwade:
From the first scene to the creduts all she does is be sexually and physically abused so not a lot of smiling in that either.

This movie is called "Sucker Punch?" is it rated R? (please say yes, please say yes)

It is, but there isn't any nudity I could remember, even from Carla Guigino. I watched it on Cinemax this weekend, and somehow Zack Snyder managed to make the combination of scantily clad women and over the top action scenes kind of dull. It should have been an awesome guilty pleasure movie, but in the end it was just a hot mess.

One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.


Yeah, we had pretty much the same reaction, except that we sat through the whole thing in a theater.
 
2012-01-10 09:48:29 AM

Endive Wombat:
One of my favorite movie reviewers commented that he was simply astounded on how you could get such a great group of super hot women wearing next to nothing, in huge, action packed fight scenes, involving all finds of weapons and explosions...and still manage to bore the auidence to death. The wife and I got the disc from netflix, we watched about 40 very painful minutes of it, sealed it back up and put it in the mailbox. Horrible, horrible movie.


AMC must have hired those writers to produce Season 2 of "Walking Dead".
 
2012-01-10 09:53:45 AM
Sucker Punch was on last night. Goddamn that chick is hot. I still have a huge thing for that Asian chick that got her start on The Real World.
 
2012-01-10 10:44:37 AM

improvius: 72 posts and no Danica McKellar pics yet? For shame, Fark, for shame.

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She has amazing... math books. Srsly, if your kid hates math, buy her books. They will help your daughter understand math, and they will help your son develop the muscles in his dominant hand. And appreciate, if not understand, math.

Also, so glad to hear Charlie Buckett turned out okay.
 
2012-01-10 12:00:16 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Sucker Punch was on last night. Goddamn that chick is hot. I still have a huge thing for that Asian chick that got her start on The Real World.


You expected her to change much after a year?

/much agreed on Jamie Chung
 
2012-01-10 12:02:12 PM
img2.timeinc.net Became users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2012-01-10 12:04:26 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
www.nndb.com
 
2012-01-10 12:16:36 PM

peterthx: You expected her to change much after a year?

/much agreed on Jamie Chung


Haha damn, I have no concept of time apparently
 
2012-01-10 01:02:40 PM

sweetmelissa31: My cousin played the little boy in Dr. Zhivago (Dr. Zhivago's son). He went on to become a ballerina, in case anyone is curious.


The word is "Danseurs". Sounds like "dance- swahs".

My ex was one. Those guys gotta be strong as well as look good in tights.
 
2012-01-10 02:54:40 PM
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Those are real tattoos.
 
2012-01-10 05:20:22 PM
wait, wait. I have for all this time believed that The Never Ending Story (the first one anyway) was made to fulfill the little empress girl's final wish, because she was terminal and wanted to be in a film.

now you are telling me she GREW UP?? and got hot?

/my worldview
//what has you done to it
 
2012-01-10 05:32:07 PM
space_cowgirl , too right! Few people realize that Kurt Russell was Walt Disney's secret weapon when he was a kid.

Some of these are pretty shocking. Like the kid from "A Bronx Tale" looking like a gang leader.
 
2012-01-10 08:27:05 PM
What about Drew Barrymore? It is rare to see a child star have a rough time and come back as an adult star, but not as an "adult star".
 
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