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J Lo open to returning for In Living Color specials. In other news the token white chick whose name you don't remember would be thrilled to return for the specials, assuming she can get time off from the car wash
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FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-09 09:54:04 AM
Time off?
JerseyTim
2012-01-09 09:59:54 AM
That white chick is actually married to the one Asian dude from the show.
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-09 10:06:58 AM
Assuming for a moment we ignore the update JerseyTim has given us, I think that while it's always a possibility, it's probably pretty stupid if your default assumption is that pretty white girls who make a living being pretty and dancing on television will end up working at the car wash.
Mentat
2012-01-09 10:09:02 AM
Car wash? Lemme tell you something!
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-09 10:14:33 AM
I hope the KIW who's making this is the funny and insightfully satiric KIW and not
the batty conspiracy nut KIW.
/LOWDOWN DIRTY SHAME is an underappreciated gem.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-09 10:27:33 AM
The hot white chick form that show (Alexandra Wentworth) is married to George Stephanoupolous and has more money than all the Wayans combined
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-09 10:33:21 AM
NuttierThanEver
:
The hot white chick form that show (Alexandra Wentworth) is married to George Stephanoupolous and has more money than all the Wayans combined
wait, i assumed from the headlines that we were talking about the white girl in the fly girls. the white girl cast member was not hot and did not make a living being pretty on TV (as alluded to in my previous comment) ... she was "cute for a comedienne". specifically, i thought we were talking about this token white girl:
GacysBasement
2012-01-09 10:33:22 AM
Will she be driving that silly looking FIAT?
DubyaHater
2012-01-09 10:36:33 AM
Subby
, that headline......
HATED IT!
Honest Bender
2012-01-09 10:40:08 AM
Dear Jennifer,
We don't want you. We never wanted you. Please stop trying to shoe-horn your way back into the public eye.
Sincerely,
The viewing public.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-09 10:40:52 AM
WaltzingMathilda
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wait, i assumed from the headlines that we were talking about the white girl in the fly girls. the white girl cast member was not hot and did not make a living being pretty on TV (as alluded to in my previous comment) ... she was "cute for a comedienne". specifically, i thought we were talking about this token white girl:
you're thinking of Kelly Coffield (who also dated Dan the High Talker on 'Seinfeld')
JerseyTim
2012-01-09 10:40:52 AM
WaltzingMathilda
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wait, i assumed from the headlines that we were talking about the white girl in the fly girls. the white girl cast member was not hot and did not make a living being pretty on TV (as alluded to in my previous comment) ... she was "cute for a comedienne". specifically, i thought we were talking about this token white girl:
See, I assumed they were talking about Kelly Coffield.
Here she is in a late 80s/early 90s trifecta skit:
Andrea Dice Clay on the Love Connection with Patrick Swayze
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-09 10:43:17 AM
elvisaintdead
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you're thinking of Kelly Coffield (who also dated Dan the High Talker on 'Seinfeld')
JerseyTim
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See, I assumed they were talking about Kelly Coffield.
Yeah, I figured since the headline references J-Lo, that the white girl in the headline would be a reference to a fly girl.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-09 10:44:06 AM
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
busy chillin'
2012-01-09 10:45:08 AM
Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word "jalapeno".
elvisaintdead
2012-01-09 10:48:04 AM
busy chillin'
:
Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word "jalapeno".
I can smell your kunta kinte from here.
apacheco
2012-01-09 10:49:27 AM
god i loved that show. that was when this and married with children were on back to back
Lsherm
2012-01-09 10:54:33 AM
NuttierThanEver
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[content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
zvoidx
2012-01-09 11:06:08 AM
Lsherm
:
NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
[img17.imageshack.us image 195x295]
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
That's
Shmoopie
!
myinternetname
2012-01-09 11:06:53 AM
NuttierThanEver
:
The hot white chick form that show (Alexandra Wentworth) is married to George Stephanoupolous and has more money than all the Wayans combined
She must have called J.G.
The_Sponge
2012-01-09 11:12:53 AM
NuttierThanEver
:
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
I kind of get the feeling that she's cheating on me.
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-09 11:17:28 AM
Ironic tag broken?
imontheinternet
2012-01-09 11:17:47 AM
It ain't a party without Wanda.
nervoust
2012-01-09 11:21:34 AM
Lsherm
:
NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
[img17.imageshack.us image 195x295]
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
That's the 90's Joker
/Wait til they get a load of me
MrJesus
2012-01-09 11:23:50 AM
The_Sponge
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NuttierThanEver: Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
I kind of get the feeling that she's cheating on me.
She looks like the kinda girl who would just... ugh.
Oh hey, I'm sorry, Peter, man.
The_Sponge
2012-01-09 11:28:00 AM
imontheinternet
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[www.frequencynews.com image 300x296]
It ain't a party without Wanda.
Heyyyyyy....word up.
buckeyebrain
2012-01-09 11:44:55 AM
Lsherm
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NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
[img17.imageshack.us image 195x295]
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
You want me to hit it?
Rex_Everything
2012-01-09 12:04:53 PM
If we're talking about the white fly girl she went to my HS. She was several years older than me. My older bro is friends with her younger bro.
Cool story bro
physt
2012-01-09 12:07:44 PM
Lsherm
:
NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-09 12:26:52 PM
Ok physt, now that's just mean....
HAMMERTOE
2012-01-09 12:30:10 PM
Let her come back.
Needs a sidekick.
zato_ichi
2012-01-09 12:36:39 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-01-09 01:06:54 PM
This is without a doubt the BEST fark thread EVER.
More money than the Wayans combined?
Here they are at a recent family reunion. It's statistically impossible to have more money than the Wayans combined. Hell every American is approximately 3% Wayans at this point.
whither_apophis
2012-01-09 01:34:31 PM
There was a white girl, I said! there was a white girl on In Living Color, mmmMMM ! I wrote a song about her, like to hear it, here it goes
Her name was Kelly, didn't put out for Keenan,
now she's off the reunion show! AAAAYYYAAAA
Thank you very much!
nocturn
2012-01-09 01:56:00 PM
This fly girl? She has her own wiki page and everything.
Lisa Joann Thompson
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Roxy Monoxide
2012-01-09 02:02:07 PM
NuttierThanEver
:
[content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
She's very funny.
AliEWentworth
(NW)
Kelly Coffield still acts right? I feel like I see her from time to time.
Farkomatic
2012-01-09 03:10:14 PM
I, for one, welcome our ridiculously funny overlords.
/favorite show, evar
Orgasmatron138
2012-01-09 03:27:58 PM
IIRC, the white Fly Girl had DAT ASS.
blackminded
2012-01-09 04:28:13 PM
physt
:
Lsherm: NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
[img17.imageshack.us image 195x295]
[paidcontent.org image 376x480]
That ain't right.
madgonad
2012-01-09 04:43:58 PM
I would rather have a sequel to I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!
/Chris Rock needs another rib
poot_rootbeer
2012-01-09 06:17:36 PM
At various times during the show's run, there were Fly Girls named Cari, Carrie, and Keri.
So if you ever time travel back to the early 1970's and want to know what to name your daughter to give her the best chance of becoming a booty dancer, now you know.
myinternetname
2012-01-09 06:52:14 PM
physt
:
Lsherm: NuttierThanEver: [content9.flixster.com image 496x368]
Alexandra Wentworth was on 27 episodes of In LIving Color. She has not aged well but in the 90's she was fairly pretty.
Meh, she's just in her late 40's and a mother of two now. If she got rid of the Mom hair and lost 20 lbs she'd still be pretty.
[img17.imageshack.us image 195x295]
[paidcontent.org image 376x480]
As creepy as that is, it is 1/1000th as creepy as him without whatever he is using.
jsindal
2012-01-09 10:06:47 PM
Alexandra Wentworth also played Peter's cheating girlfriend in "Office Space"
Link
(new window)
/hot
jaytkay
2012-01-09 10:24:03 PM
imontheinternet
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[www.frequencynews.com image 300x296]
It ain't a party without Wanda.
She said she was gonna rock my world,
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-09 10:24:29 PM
headline tries too hard
DenisVengeance
2012-01-09 11:07:41 PM
I love the look on her face in The Soup Nazi when Jerry decides to stay and order soup.
She has a pretty amusing Twitter as well. @AliEWentworth
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-10 05:00:10 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
:
headline tries too hard
Hey, it wanted that sticker that says "GRAPE JOB!" and you scratch it, and it smells like grapes.
IlGreven
2012-01-10 08:23:45 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
:
This is without a doubt the BEST fark thread EVER.
More money than the Wayans combined?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x204]
Here they are at a recent family reunion. It's statistically impossible to have more money than the Wayans combined. Hell every American is approximately 3% Wayans at this point.
...and yet Jim Carrey manages it fairly easily. Why can't Alexandra and George Snuffalupagus?
Ishkur
2012-01-10 09:40:13 AM
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... wait just a second here.
There were TWO white girl cast members on In Living Color??!
/mind. blown.
kaykordeath
2012-01-10 07:57:10 PM
Ishkur
:
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... wait just a second here.
There were TWO white girl cast members on In Living Color??!
/mind. blown.
Well they all look the same...
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