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oh yeah, NSFW language

This year at ComicCon and DragonCon I suspect we'll see a ton of people with arrows to the knee.

Go to The Warrens, go directly to The Warrens, do not pass Understone Keep, do not collect 200 gold.

/played too long

cretinbob: Ahem (new window)

This

I'd buy the game, but some drunk adventurer sold my goat to a giant.

I'd comment about the game, but I can't right now. Once I finish the tour we can talk...

Cagey B: gameshowhost: Ok. I love Skyrim -- in fact I'm totally addicted to it -- but the "arrow to the knee" meme is already stale, overused and stupid. STFU.

/lost my sweetroll

Would you be a lot happier with a belly full of mead?

Warmer too.

Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithus

dittybopper: jbtilley: DeathByGeekSquad: Keep forcing the meme, eventually everyone will get tired of it.

I think everyone is already tired of it.

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Magua understands that the white man is a dog to his forced memes.

I missed the Magua meme but then I took an arrow to the knee.

/no seriously, I miss it

So I was playing my second playthrough lastnight (Sneaky Khajit archer named Puss) and decided to just screw it and make my guy OP.

I used the Fortify Restoration glitch, ended up making Enchanting potions with +6000% enchanting and Smithing potions with +11000% smithing.

My Daedric bow now does 111,000 base damage and 2.2 million with enchanted armors (6.6 mil with a sneak attack). I can carry 4,500lbs of gear and have +2600 sneak. My armor rating is in the 900,000 range.

The only dissapointing thing was the Fortify Barter spell (prices are X% better) I put on an amulet was 1650% (prices are 1650% better) but prices only dropped by 40% in game. I guess the game puts a limit on individual armor and the price drops associated.

Now I think I'm officially done with Skyrim and can move on. The only thing I care about now are DLC and finding out WTF those jars with bugs are gonna be used for (there's a lot of conspiracy theories about them. I've got them collected on my desk in Riften).

gopher321: Go to The Warrens, go directly to The Warrens, do not pass Understone Keep, do not collect 200 gold septims.

FTFY

i didn't know about the meme, but i've been playing the game so i obviously get it, and i'm not tired of it at all. actually, i just looked it up to see what's out there and this made me LOL heartily:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: scottydoesntknow: Now I think I'm officially done with Skyrim and can move on. The only thing I care about now are DLC and finding out WTF those jars with bugs are gonna be used for (there's a lot of conspiracy theories about them. I've got them collected on my desk in Riften).

Jars with bugs? What jars with bugs? How have I missed these?

Butterfly in a Jar (links to other bugs too)

No one knows what they're for exactly. Could be a useless object just meant for collecting, could be a Doomsday prophecy (pops)

is that hair coming out of your ears?

xdedd: Just finished looting Blackreach last night...my mind asploded.

Since I got my Smithing and Enchanting up to 100, there isn't much gear in the game better suited for my character than the stuff I can make myself.

RexNexus: xdedd: Just finished looting Blackreach last night...my mind asploded.

Since I got my Smithing and Enchanting up to 100, there isn't much gear in the game better suited for my character than the stuff I can make myself.

Get your alchemy up too. If you have that at 100 + related perks you can make potions with +35% enchanting and 140+% smithing. My bow's damage was in the low 700s without exploits.

Giant's Toe + Wheat = insanely fast leveling. If you're at a low alchemy level you can gain 1-2 levels for each potion made. Alchemy levels based on the strength (read: value) of the potion. So making 10 health potions valued at 20 would equal one invisibility potion valued at 200.

Cagey B: gameshowhost: Ok. I love Skyrim -- in fact I'm totally addicted to it -- but the "arrow to the knee" meme is already stale, overused and stupid. STFU.

/lost my sweetroll

Would you be a lot happier with a belly full of mead?

He's too busy clanking like a kitchen. He should probably stay in one, too.

Twigz221: IN the knee. Took an arrow IN the knee. THe guards don't say "to the knee", they say "in the knee." For a phrase that's supposedly said over and over and over, you'd think people would get it right.

"Play it again, Sam."
"Beam me up, Scotty!"
"Me Tarzan. You Jane."
"He's dead, Jim."
"Badges!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Given the long history of people misremembering quotes, I think that we can cut people a little slack for getting a single word wrong.