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(TMZ) Hero Without a single care for his health or all of the possible diseases he could catch, this brave tattoo artist inked Lindsay Lohan without even wearing a full hazmat suit   (tmz.com) divider line 59
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2012-01-09 10:56:38 AM
I would have intentionally farked up the tattoo so it read "Live Without Egrets"
 
2012-01-09 10:56:51 AM
i bet the smell was the worse part
 
2012-01-09 10:58:33 AM
Good to see cursive hasn't died.
 
2012-01-09 10:59:20 AM
www.lbcobb.com

/America. Fark Yeah. Woo.
 
2012-01-09 11:02:09 AM
zvoidx: Good to see cursive hasn't died.

When my daughter was in 8th grade, the other kids in her class couldn't read cursive.
 
2012-01-09 11:06:43 AM
media.heavy.com

Matches her other tattoo
 
2012-01-09 11:07:10 AM
TravisBickle62: I would have intentionally farked up the tattoo so it read "Live Without Egrets"

I thought it WAS farked up. He should have, it's not like Lindsey would have noticed.
 
2012-01-09 11:11:48 AM
Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?
 
2012-01-09 11:14:52 AM
Earpj: zvoidx: Good to see cursive hasn't died.

When my daughter was in 8th grade, the other kids in her class couldn't read cursive.


My kids had better cursive writing skills than that in 6th grade.
That tattoo sucks ass.
 
2012-01-09 11:17:43 AM
Gunderson: [media.heavy.com image 640x239]

Matches her other tattoo


Is that under her ear?
 
2012-01-09 11:19:09 AM
Pinner:
My kids had better cursive writing skills than that in 6th grade.
That tattoo sucks ass.


It is pretty bad. Maybe the guy rushed it, so he could get free.
 
2012-01-09 11:19:11 AM
Live without regrets? Lindsay is gonna die with a needle in her arm.
 
2012-01-09 11:19:14 AM
Earpj: zvoidx: Good to see cursive hasn't died.

When my daughter was in 8th grade, the other kids in her class couldn't read cursive.


In Indiana it going to, they're no longer teaching it in schools.
 
2012-01-09 11:19:56 AM
DNRTA did it look like this?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-01-09 11:22:24 AM
Earpj: zvoidx: Good to see cursive hasn't died.

When my daughter was in 8th grade, the other kids in her class couldn't read cursive.


In the district I work in, cursive is a font on the classroom PCs.

/Her tat should have read "Double the rubber."
 
2012-01-09 11:24:04 AM
Evil Mackerel:

In Indiana it going to, they're no longer teaching it in schools.


Really? That kills me. Hmm..my son is in 4th. What grade do they teach it again? I can't remember if he's done it. I'll have to ask him when he gets home.

I can't print. It always turns into cursive after the first few letters.
 
2012-01-09 11:27:58 AM
Earpj: Pinner:
My kids had better cursive writing skills than that in 6th grade.
That tattoo sucks ass.

It is pretty bad. Maybe the guy rushed it, so he could get free.


She's probably got that thin, old lady skin that kind of slips around when you touch it. Probably hard to keep a needle moving along a consistent path.
 
2012-01-09 11:30:40 AM
For some reason, I clicked on that link thinking Lindsay had actually gotten artwork done. What is with female celebrities getting tattoos of phrases middle school girls write on their notebooks?
 
2012-01-09 11:31:13 AM
'Love without Rugrats'

WTF ?
 
2012-01-09 11:31:15 AM
Pinner:
She's probably got that thin, old lady skin that kind of slips around when you touch it. Probably hard to keep a needle moving along a consistent path.


Hmm..good point. Good point.
 
2012-01-09 11:32:22 AM
"Live without regrets"? WTF? I guess that's a nice thing to tell yourself when you destroy most of your life but it's kind of sad.
 
2012-01-09 11:32:38 AM
Pinner: Earpj: Pinner:
My kids had better cursive writing skills than that in 6th grade.
That tattoo sucks ass.

It is pretty bad. Maybe the guy rushed it, so he could get free.

She's probably got that thin, old lady skin that kind of slips around when you touch it. Probably hard to keep a needle moving along a consistent path.


It could be a copy of a specific persons handwriting, maybe her own.
 
2012-01-09 11:42:06 AM
Oh, please. All of you would tap that in a heartbeat...
Or maybe it's just me.

/I have a problem.
 
2012-01-09 11:43:50 AM
Every woman I've seen with a tatoo in that location has been a cashier at Wawa.
 
2012-01-09 11:46:47 AM
is there a detox medication called "regrets"?
 
2012-01-09 11:52:13 AM
Live without regrets? That girl probably has more regrets than anyone.
 
2012-01-09 12:12:28 PM
Live without regrets?

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2012-01-09 12:20:41 PM
Who's writing do you think that is? Did Lohan write it herself, then get it transferred to her arm? Or did she just tell the tattoo artist to wing it in his best cursive?
 
2012-01-09 12:33:57 PM
Read the tattoo. Looks like he's screwed up the first T in 'without' so it reads

"Live wuhout regrets".

The regret she surely now feels from choosing an illiterate tattoo artist is a delicious irony.
 
2012-01-09 12:44:23 PM
Hey LL, you been drawing on yourself again?
 
2012-01-09 12:57:56 PM
How dare you criticize her! I'm sure that phrase has a deep personal meaning to her.

/bwahahahaha!
 
2012-01-09 12:58:43 PM
Persnickety: How dare you criticize her! I'm sure that phrase has a deep personal meaning to her.

/bwahahahaha!


I'd give her something deeply personal, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Mind, I'd double bag it, first...
 
2012-01-09 01:04:04 PM
PizzaJedi81: Persnickety: How dare you criticize her! I'm sure that phrase has a deep personal meaning to her.

/bwahahahaha!

I'd give her something deeply personal, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Mind, I'd double bag it, first...

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2012-01-09 01:05:26 PM
The heart is where the needle goes, right?
 
2012-01-09 01:10:49 PM
While I find the concept behind the phrase commendable, most people who I know who have that or a variation of "No Regrets" as their mantra have pretty train-wrecked lives.
 
2012-01-09 01:14:13 PM
Virtual Pariah: While I find the concept behind the phrase commendable, most people who I know who have that or a variation of "No Regrets" as their mantra have pretty train-wrecked lives.

I echo this.

Regrets have purpose. They teach you lessons and help you remember the times where you screwed up or made the wrong choice. If you say you don't have regrets you probably are a jerk who doesn't reflect on anything, or you are a liar who lies to yourself because you can't handle to hurt your own pride because of the stupid decisions you've made.
 
2012-01-09 02:16:20 PM
why is it most celebrities like this always seem to go for the cheapest, lowest quality and unoriginal tattoos? c'mon people, drop some cash on some seriously beautiful ink. there are some seriously talented world class tattoo artists out there that can do some really amazing things in skin, but this guy?? seriously i've seen apprentices do better lettering.

the worst part about it is now i'm going to get a huge influx of tweenage girls asking for this tattoo, exactly how its shown...so much fail
 
2012-01-09 02:25:47 PM
Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.
 
2012-01-09 02:31:47 PM
MBrady: Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.


Wait about the sample that goes to the storage facility with all of the samples of biological weapons?
 
2012-01-09 02:45:05 PM
Virtual Pariah: While I find the concept behind the phrase commendable, most people who I know who have that or a variation of "No Regrets" as their mantra have pretty train-wrecked lives.

That's how I see it. It's like when people say they learn from their mistakes, which can be a positive thing of course. But to say something like, "I learned not to do meth because it farked up my life and therefore I don't regret having a meth habit" comes off as less than healthy.
 
2012-01-09 02:50:12 PM
PizzaJedi81: MBrady: Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.

Wait about the sample that goes to the storage facility with all of the samples of biological weapons?


What do you think Fort Detrick is, citizen?
 
2012-01-09 02:54:58 PM
FrancoFile: PizzaJedi81: MBrady: Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.

Wait about the sample that goes to the storage facility with all of the samples of biological weapons?

What do you think Fort Detrick is, citizen?


I was thinking of the post-apocalyptic one. I can't remember if it's in the Arctic or the Antarctic.
 
2012-01-09 03:00:04 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Live without regrets? Lindsay is gonna die with a needle in her arm.


Based on what I've seen, she wouldn't regret that
 
2012-01-09 03:19:13 PM
PizzaJedi81: FrancoFile: PizzaJedi81: MBrady: Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.

Wait about the sample that goes to the storage facility with all of the samples of biological weapons?

What do you think Fort Detrick is, citizen?

I was thinking of the post-apocalyptic one. I can't remember if it's in the Arctic or the Antarctic.


That's a seed vault. It's in the Arctic.

You are confusing Futurama with real life..
 
2012-01-09 03:23:00 PM
FrancoFile: That's a seed vault. It's in the Arctic.

You are confusing Futurama with real life..


OH, AM I?! AM I REALLY?!
 
2012-01-09 03:48:32 PM
DeusMeh: why is it most celebrities like this always seem to go for the cheapest, lowest quality and unoriginal tattoos? c'mon people, drop some cash on some seriously beautiful ink. there are some seriously talented world class tattoo artists out there that can do some really amazing things in skin, but this guy?? seriously i've seen apprentices do better lettering.

the worst part about it is now i'm going to get a huge influx of tweenage girls asking for this tattoo, exactly how its shown...so much fail


Seriously?
 
2012-01-09 03:53:59 PM
pottie: DeusMeh: why is it most celebrities like this always seem to go for the cheapest, lowest quality and unoriginal tattoos? c'mon people, drop some cash on some seriously beautiful ink. there are some seriously talented world class tattoo artists out there that can do some really amazing things in skin, but this guy?? seriously i've seen apprentices do better lettering.

the worst part about it is now i'm going to get a huge influx of tweenage girls asking for this tattoo, exactly how its shown...so much fail

Seriously?


Yes, because so many tween girls idolize her performance in Herbie Goes Bananas or whatever Disney movies she was in 15 years ago.
 
2012-01-09 04:13:31 PM
Mugato: pottie: DeusMeh: why is it most celebrities like this always seem to go for the cheapest, lowest quality and unoriginal tattoos? c'mon people, drop some cash on some seriously beautiful ink. there are some seriously talented world class tattoo artists out there that can do some really amazing things in skin, but this guy?? seriously i've seen apprentices do better lettering.

the worst part about it is now i'm going to get a huge influx of tweenage girls asking for this tattoo, exactly how its shown...so much fail

Seriously?

Yes, because so many tween girls idolize her performance in Herbie Goes Bananas or whatever Disney movies she was in 15 years ago.


Back when she was hot.

/did I just pedobear myself?
 
2012-01-09 04:24:39 PM
FrancoFile: PizzaJedi81: FrancoFile: PizzaJedi81: MBrady: Gordon Bennett: Were they forced to destroy the needle afterwards in order to comply with the Geneva Convention?

No. It was broken in two, with one half going to the CDC level 4 biohazard lab in Atlanta and the other half going to the level 4 biohazard lab in Fort Detrick, MD.

Wait about the sample that goes to the storage facility with all of the samples of biological weapons?

What do you think Fort Detrick is, citizen?

I was thinking of the post-apocalyptic one. I can't remember if it's in the Arctic or the Antarctic.

That's a seed vault. It's in the Arctic.

You are confusing Futurama with real life..


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard_Global_Seed_Vault
 
2012-01-09 04:31:46 PM
MBrady: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard_Global_Seed_Vault

That's what I was thinking of. But I guess I was getting it confused with that other facility mentioned above which I am much, much too lazy to find the name of right now.
 
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