Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Citizen)   #beskrivdittsex livmedenlåttitel hej raring, jag har en tolv tums penis   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Tums, Dagens Nyheter, penis, trending topic  
•       •       •

9325 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2012 at 11:01 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

100 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

2012-01-09 09:58:49 AM
2012-01-09 10:41:32 AM  
I saw a thread of people describing their sex lives with video game titles. One made me laugh out loud-
2012-01-09 11:06:51 AM  
2012-01-09 11:07:35 AM  
Blazing Saddles.
2012-01-09 11:08:12 AM  
2012-01-09 11:09:01 AM
2012-01-09 11:09:03 AM  

2012-01-09 11:09:36 AM  

urbangirl: Blazing Saddles.

They have creme for that, you know.
2012-01-09 11:10:10 AM  
Big Trouble in Little China
2012-01-09 11:10:19 AM

Take it as you will....
2012-01-09 11:10:22 AM  
Groundhog Day
2012-01-09 11:10:51 AM  
Oh snap! I was going to say Short Circuit!
2012-01-09 11:14:06 AM  
Raging Bull
2012-01-09 11:15:40 AM  
Twelve Angry Men
2012-01-09 11:15:43 AM  
2012-01-09 11:16:12 AM  
The Longest Day
2012-01-09 11:16:26 AM  

tuxq: #attentionwhoringsheeple


someone needs a humour transplant

/or really, really doesnt understand what an Attention whore is
2012-01-09 11:16:29 AM  
Once upon a time in America
2012-01-09 11:16:37 AM
2012-01-09 11:16:44 AM

Yeah, I said it!
2012-01-09 11:16:49 AM  
The child support papers are....
2012-01-09 11:16:55 AM  
Me, Myself and Irene....
2012-01-09 11:16:57 AM  
Rock Horror Picture Show?
2012-01-09 11:17:40 AM  

envirovore: #it'sapoundnotahastagyoutwittermorons

£ = pound

# = Hash
2012-01-09 11:19:31 AM  

markie_farkie: [ image 640x480]

Done in one.
2012-01-09 11:19:56 AM
2012-01-09 11:20:21 AM  
The Wild, Wild West
Revenge of the nerds
The Wild Bunch
Citizen Kane (for the Rosebud reference)
Marathon Man
The Wrath of Kahn
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Where Angels Fear to Tread
The Color Purple
Top Gun (have to have one for the gay guys)
Steel Magnolias (and the gay gals, too)
Three Men and a Baby (and let's not forget the pedos)

/not necessarily indicative of my sex life or favorite movies, but fun nonetheless
2012-01-09 11:21:15 AM  

furterfan: envirovore: #it'sapoundnotahastagyoutwittermorons

£ = pound

# = Hash

# on a phone has always been called a pound.
/at least that's how I learned it growing up
//would assume someone working in telecom for the last 30+ years would know what they're talking about.
2012-01-09 11:25:09 AM  
The African Queen
2012-01-09 11:25:24 AM  
ska vi älska
2012-01-09 11:28:50 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: The African Queen


2012-01-09 11:30:09 AM  
Home Alone
2012-01-09 11:31:17 AM
2012-01-09 11:31:27 AM  
So, he tried to turn Twitter into a TFD thread.

Hokay then.
2012-01-09 11:32:51 AM  
"Small Happiness".

/så ensam
2012-01-09 11:33:05 AM  
Gurgîn Bakircioglu is Swedish?

Sounds like a Turkish name.
2012-01-09 11:33:55 AM
2012-01-09 11:35:07 AM  

picodenico: So, he tried to turn Twitter into a TFD thread.

Hokay then.

I thought that's how Twitter worked, as a whole. It's hard to say whether I was doing it wrong or right.
2012-01-09 11:36:49 AM  
For me, it's definitely Beauty and the Beast.
2012-01-09 11:36:59 AM  
My sex life is none of yer goddamn bidness, ya' farkin' rutabaga.
2012-01-09 11:37:05 AM  
For the basement dwelling farkers it would be.......
The forty year old Virgin.
2012-01-09 11:37:51 AM  
I would like to make a title with the dark hair goddess on the far left. Holy crap!

Of course the title would be "he didn't even make it into the garage".
2012-01-09 11:38:14 AM  
The Sum of All Fears
2012-01-09 11:39:46 AM  
Who ya' gonna call?
2012-01-09 11:41:44 AM
2012-01-09 11:41:46 AM  
Easy Rider?
2012-01-09 11:43:43 AM  
Really, nobody said "Jaws" yet?
2012-01-09 11:44:57 AM  
I'm guessing any of you that might be thinking "Toy Story" are, uh, busy right now
2012-01-09 11:46:56 AM  
I Am Legend
2012-01-09 11:53:14 AM  
Vafalls? Ärans och hjältanas språk dras i smutsen på Fark?

Var är mitt fyrhandade slungsvärd?
Displayed 50 of 100 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.