Isn't crack baked?

LegacyDL: Isn't crack baked?

The healthier stuff is. The original version is still fried.

I guess his "How to Rape a 12 year Old" jacket was at the cleaners

He should have been played "The 10 Crack Commandments" from his phone in the courtroom.

Well, in his defense, wearing the shirt is protected by the First Amendment. It's probably not the smartest thing for him to do, but theoretically, wearing the shirt should have no bearing on the proceedings.

Then again, communism is a great idea in theory.

That cracked me up. That's seriously cracked up. Good example of his brain on crack. The old commercial of "this is your brain on drugs" with the fried egg came to my mind. The dude has definitely cracked.

Whatever you do, for the love of all that is holy, do not read the article's comments.

Crack? Meth isn't good enough for you elitist snobs?

JohnCarter: I guess his "How to Rape a 12 year Old" jacket was at the cleaners

You would not believe how messy those things get.

Isn't that for sale in the Fark shop?

It could have been his only nice shirt. Cut him some crackslack.

Those tee shirts are almost $30 online, it was probably his best new shirt! He wanted to make and impression! *facepalm*

Stupidity of this magnitude merits mandatory sterilization.

His Lawyer

Sock Ruh Tease

Whatever you do, for the love of all that is holy, do not read the article's comments.


I did. I'm awake now. I'm also depressed now. I fail at reading an article b/c one should never read the comments to just about any article.

I don't really see the problem outside of that you should wear a suit to court.

I saw a guy with this on at a court hearing. It makes the crack shirt look positively charming.

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My wife is an attorney. You wouldn't believe some of the shiat people wear to court. Marijuana leaves, gang dress, one guy actually showed up shirtless and wasn't allowed in the court hourse!

was the defendant white? At least the lawyer was Jewish. It's getting harder & harder these days to perpetuate stereotypes.

This is actually a more common occurrence than you might think.

I had a client who was charged with a weak case of simple possession of marijuana.

My client claimed that he didn't smoke marijuana, but showed up to court wearing a shirt with an image very similar to this (new window in case hot linking doesn't work).



I spotted his shirt before the DA or the Judge entered the court room and made him go into the bathroom and turn it inside-out. The case (based on constructed possession) was dismissed, but had the DA or Judge seen my client wearing such a shirt it could have turned out the other way.

/Not the smartest client I ever represented, but he was a funny and one of the most likable.
//He was murdered last year. No suspects, no motive. Sad.

Smart of the attorney to photograph the suspect while in a court room......

Shouldn't he have at least waited until jury selection?

Allen. The end.: My wife is an attorney. You wouldn't believe some of the shiat people wear to court. Marijuana leaves, gang dress, one guy actually showed up shirtless and wasn't allowed in the court hourse!

As a foster parent, I've been to a bunch of family court hearings. It's *AMAZING* what people will wear to them. I mean, you are standing before a judge who has the power to literal rip your family asunder, and you show up in a dirty t-shirt and spandex pants? *REALLY*? I mean, you could get a nice blouse and a presentable pair of slacks, or a modest skirt, for a total of $10 down at the local Salvation Army thrift store, so you can't cry poverty about it.

Pythagoras: Well, in his defense, wearing the shirt is protected by the First Amendment. It's probably not the smartest thing for him to do, but theoretically, wearing the shirt should have no bearing on the proceedings.

If you're presiding over a jury trial and a defendant on marijuana growing charges comes in in a NORML t-shirt and reeking of weed, are you going to tell the jury to disregard his appearance?

The First Amendment doesn't mean that you can't have your statements used against you.

This is either titanicaly stupid or an actual middle finger to the court or both.
If I was the judge I'd hold him in contempt.

HotWingConspiracy: I don't really see the problem outside of that you should wear a suit to court.

Absolutely. If you really have to express yourself, wear a How to Cook Crack tie. Available at Spencer Gifts near you.

/not really
//but it could be