Romney is getting the nomination, this was decided by the GOP power brokers years ago. It's "his turn". His policies are hardly identical to Obama's, and he's a silver-spoon elitist jackass.

vygramul: I_C_Weener: Mitt has better hair and doesn't lecture. Neither does he claim he will avoid Congres and "go it alone". But I think Obama will kill more bad guys

Mitt's also white.

Mitt is twice the white man Obama is

Jackson Herring: Technically Willard MITT Romney has identical policies and ideas to EVERYONE.

He's a Kit Republican.

As opposed to the paragon of hope and change who largely continued the policies of his predecessor?

/suck at trolling, but will admit that there is a grain of truth in that.

Jake Havechek: Romney is getting the nomination, this was decided by the GOP power brokers years ago. It's "his turn". His policies are hardly identical to Obama's, and he's a silver-spoon elitist jackass.

I thought Obama was an elitist for wanting children to be educated?

atomsmoosher: As opposed to the paragon of hope and change who largely continued the policies of his predecessor?

/suck at trolling, but will admit that there is a grain of truth in that.

He does indeed live in the Whitehouse.

BillCo: Rain Man would be preferable to the moron we have in office now.

You wouldn't like his tax code, he can actually do math.

Also, LOL @ teabaggers. After all that time and money you're getting Romney.

Romney.

Romney wants to privatize and outsource the entire government. I'm pretty sure Obama doesn't.

Rmoney



Representing equality for all who can afford it.

Well, then they should have put forth better candidates...

Let's face it, no one is really excited about a Mitt Romney presidency. (Not that he's going to be able to beat Obama if he does get the nomination.)

Romney may be a phony and a flip-flopper. But people in the GOP who aren't religious zealots didn't really have too many options this election. Especially once Herman Cain quit.

Not all GOPers want a theocracy. Even those that are religious. Romney may be a Mormon but he doesn't talk about religion a whole lot. (Mostly because he knows it affects his polling when he does everywhere outside of Utah.)

shivashakti: But people in the GOP who aren't religious zealots didn't really have too many options this election. Especially once Herman Cain quit.

You could go with Newt.

Jackson Herring: Technically Willard MITT Romney has identical policies and ideas to EVERYONE.

And we're done.

When the banks own all the candidates, the election only changes the tone used in the media to announce the same policies.

I_C_Weener: Both belong to religions that start with M

I know, I know that one: Mormonism...and...and....Mislam!

Magorn: I_C_Weener: CPennypacker: vygramul: I_C_Weener: Mitt has better hair and doesn't lecture. Neither does he claim he will avoid Congres and "go it alone". But I think Obama will kill more bad guys

Mitt's also white.

Mitt is twice the white man Obama is

Both belong to religions that start with M

Obama's a Methodist? Huh. hadn't heard that.

Secret Mazdak.

Philip Francis Queeg: You could go with Newt.

Newt's an utter scumbag with no morality whatsoever. He makes Bill Clinton look like a good husband.

Huntsman's not a bad choice. But he's polling poorly.

Jairzinho: I_C_Weener: Both belong to religions that start with M

I know, I know that one: Mormonism...and...and....Mislam!

No, you idiot. Obama belongs to Muslimism.

As long as Subby has decided on a candidate, why wait for those pesky elections, amirite?

The one good thing that could possibly come from an Obamney general election is that it would encourage Ron Paul to make a third party run. Even if he doesn't win, a strong showing could plant the seed for a third party of malcontents, which another candidate could bring to prominence in the future.

What is clear is that the two party system in its current form is not working.

shivashakti: Philip Francis Queeg: You could go with Newt.

Newt's an utter scumbag with no morality whatsoever. He makes Bill Clinton look like a good husband.
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Yeah, but he's not a religious zealot. And let's be honest Cain isn't far behind in the "utter scumbag with no morality whatsoever who makes Bill Clinton look like a good husband" category.

Pants full of macaroni!!: I_C_Weener: Both belong to religions that start with M

Yup. Money.

Technically, that's the name of their god, not the name of their religion.

imontheinternet: The one good thing that could possibly come from an Obamney general election is that it would encourage Ron Paul to make a third party run. Even if he doesn't win, a strong showing could plant the seed for a third party of malcontents, which another candidate could bring to prominence in the future.

What is clear is that the two party system in its current form is not working.

A Ron Paul third party run would be Perot 2.0.

The "movement" wouldn't survive the retirement of the personality.

imontheinternet: What is clear is that the two party system in its current form is not working.

Why? It seems to me what's not "working" is a lazy and flippant electorate of "independents" that can't seem to decided how they want to run the country -- beyond lookin' good and gettin' along.

Fartbongo is a radical socialist.

Romney is a mormon.

Don't know what's worse.

/Santorum will get my vote.

"undecided" voters are the dumbest morons around.

He may be moderate, but unfortunately hes still a Republican, and those guys are heavily into Groupthink. Even if Mitt were to win the election, we'd find him quickly falling into line with the party.

I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, a vote for any Republican, no matter how reasonable they sound is a vote for the likes of Boehner and Bachmann.

Jack31081: Jairzinho: I_C_Weener: Both belong to religions that start with M

I know, I know that one: Mormonism...and...and....Mislam!

No, you idiot. Obama belongs to Muslimism.

Actually, he's a Magoresian.

As all of you should be.

I'm mellow. Tithing is not required. Prayers are optional. No book you have to read. Sunday services involve football/baseball and beer.

I'm a pretty damn good god, if I do say so myself.

BillCo: Rain Man would be preferable to the moron we have in office now.

Rain Man? Republican voters should be so lucky.

evoke: Fartbongo is a radical socialist.

Romney is a mormon.

Don't know what's worse.

/Santorum will get my vote.

Philip Francis Queeg: Yeah, but he's not a religious zealot. And let's be honest Cain isn't far behind in the "utter scumbag with no morality whatsoever who makes Bill Clinton look like a good husband" category.

Oh, totally... he's a creep.


evoke: /Santorum will get my vote.

So, you're OK with someone who wants to make birth control (including condoms) and pornography illegal??

Man the freepers won't be happy about this.

imontheinternet

The one good thing that could possibly come from an Obamney general election is that it would encourage Ron Paul to make a third party run. Even if he doesn't win, a strong showing could plant the seed for a third party of malcontents, which another candidate could bring to prominence in the future.

What is clear is that the two party system in its current form is not working.

There are more than two political parties in this country....is it up to the government or the people to enforce it?

I believe Romney, personally, is a reasonable, moderate, centrist.

I also believe Romney, politically, would hang gays on the public square if he thought it would get him 51% of the vote.

Jake Havechek: The man is a two-faced, statist liberal, pretending to be a conservative Republican, when his record precisely matches that of a liberal Democrat.

Heheheheheheh. SURPRISE!

vygramul: imontheinternet: [mathchickrants.files.wordpress.com image 571x287]

When the banks own all the candidates, the election only changes the tone used in the media to announce the same policies.

And who owns the banks?

The lizard people, duh.