Example of someone that I'd wear like a hat:

Wow...so exciting.

DjangoStonereaver: basemetal: I bet she could aerate a lawn with those heels.

I'd let her aerate my lawn, baby.

Yeesh, if you want something done right...

I'd mix her high heels and grass, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

gameshowhost: Example of someone that I'd wear like a hat:

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I wish there was a "classy" tag we could vote for

DjangoStonereaver: basemetal: I bet she could aerate a lawn with those heels.

I'd let her aerate my lawn, baby.

Trampling fetish?

Hottest white woman evar
/black
//Still don't know who is the hottest black woman evar. Maybe Kandyse McClure?
\Kandyse I love you

You know, that was the first and only reason I thought of

RexTalionis: drjekel_mrhyde: //Still don't know who is the hottest black woman evar. Maybe Kandyse McClure?

I nominate Tamara Taylor.

Mmm...Cam.

I'd let her inspect my flesh, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I hope that works...I'm not actually sure what forensic pathologists do.

Me too for the reason. Subby fail.

To heck with the aerating, I'd just mow her lawn and then smoke it, if needed.

RexTalionis: That was exactly the reason I thought. P=F/A

pute kisses like a man: hmm... actually that was the reason that I thought it would be.

trappedspirit: You know, that was the first and only reason I thought of

flyinghouse99: Me too for the reason. Subby fail.

I think subby was going for the "grass=maijuana" in the headline. So...yeah, I dunno.

flyinghouse99: Me too for the reason. Subby fail.

Yup. Subby must be male...all females know this.

I always thought she was hot...
but she now has that 7% Joker thing going on, kills it for me.
/sure, am serious

That...is one ugly and unflattering dress.

/knees aren't sharp though

NuttierThanEver: Grass?

/insert pic of Charlize using an apple as a bong here

That would be about the only thing that could make Ms. Theron more attractive to me than she already is, although I'm far more able/willing/whatever to find women of African descent sexy than most other Farkers apparently.

drjekel_mrhyde: Hottest white woman evar
/black
//Still don't know who is the hottest black woman evar. Maybe Kandyse McClure?
\Kandyse I love you

Is this where I point out Ms. McClure has white ancestors too?
/still a beautiful woman
//corny ass white guy from the Midwest

Gleeman: That...is one ugly and unflattering dress.

/knees aren't sharp though

I've got the perfect accesory for it: A pearl necklace! You know she want a pearl necklace.

/csb: One of my former bosses had no idea what that was. One day, a few co-workers and I were discussing the song, and the, ahem, metaphor, by ZZ Top, and she wanted to know what it was. We all shared a look, and one of them went behind doors with her. About 30 seconds later, we all heard, "EW!" very loudly from behind her door. Much laughing was done that day.

drjekel_mrhyde: //Still don't know who is the hottest black woman evar. Maybe Kandyse McClure?

Michael Michele

KJUW89: flyinghouse99: Me too for the reason. Subby fail.

Yup. Subby must be male...all females know this.

(not subby)
Question for the Farkettes: is it easy to walk in high heels when drunk or stoned?

FTA: "The award...celebrates actors who are able to move easily between indie films and mainstream studio blockbusters

Sheesh...how many ways does this industry pat itself on the back?

pute kisses like a man: I assumed that was the joke, but there's no connection there. people in high heels can walk around high. I mean, most ladies that I know can walk in them while very drunk and have no more difficult than someone in flat shoes.

Oh, I wasn't saying it was a good, applicable metaphor. Just, ya know...saying.

Crotchrocket Slim: Is this where I point out Ms. McClure has white ancestors too?

And you have African ancestors;-)

Those legs appear to go all the way up.

/ damn

PizzaJedi81: Gleeman: That...is one ugly and unflattering dress.

/knees aren't sharp though

I've got the perfect accesory for it: A pearl necklace! You know she want a pearl necklace.

/csb: One of my former bosses had no idea what that was. One day, a few co-workers and I were discussing the song, and the, ahem, metaphor, by ZZ Top, and she wanted to know what it was. We all shared a look, and one of them went behind doors with her. About 30 seconds later, we all heard, "EW!" very loudly from behind her door. Much laughing was done that day.

wow, 30 seconds, that guy is a stud.

king of the lagoon: wow, 30 seconds, that guy is a stud.

Heh...no...no, it was a female co-worker explaining to my female boss.

drjekel_mrhyde: Crotchrocket Slim: Is this where I point out Ms. McClure has white ancestors too?

And you have African ancestors;-)

Fair enough :D Though I figured that might mess up the "hot black woman" tangent going on there.

Also, Jennifer Hudson is very easy on the eyes (especially in her thinner days, personal preference).

Race is a silly thing to factor into a woman's hotness ;)

I want that Bowie shirt.

Crotchrocket Slim: Race is a silly thing to factor into a woman's hotness ;)

Pole vaulting on the other hand...

Solution: she just needs to run nekkid in the grass more often

LewDux: Crotchrocket Slim: Race is a silly thing to factor into a woman's hotness ;)

Pole vaulting on the other hand...

I've got a pole, all ready for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

this thread is worthless without pics, also have her brought straight to my chambers ill take her washed or unwashed

Has the daily mail EVER reported actual news? Every article I see is about some chav, or some female celeb and what they wore, or who they were farking.

PUMPS AND A BUMP

u wiggity wiggity wack
if u ain't got biggity back..

PizzaJedi81: king of the lagoon: wow, 30 seconds, that guy is a stud.

Heh...no...no, it was a female co-worker explaining to my female boss.

Go on...

It was also the reason i thought of. (Male but married)

She wouldn't have to walk for me.

/except to the kitchen for a sammitch
//don't forget the beer

NuttierThanEver: Grass?

/insert pic of Charlize using an apple as a bong here

OK

\Hot link

king of the lagoon: PizzaJedi81: Gleeman: That...is one ugly and unflattering dress.

/knees aren't sharp though

I've got the perfect accesory for it: A pearl necklace! You know she want a pearl necklace.

/csb: One of my former bosses had no idea what that was. One day, a few co-workers and I were discussing the song, and the, ahem, metaphor, by ZZ Top, and she wanted to know what it was. We all shared a look, and one of them went behind doors with her. About 30 seconds later, we all heard, "EW!" very loudly from behind her door. Much laughing was done that day.

wow, 30 seconds, that guy is a stud.

Beat me to it.

NuttierThanEver:
Grass?

/insert pic of Charlize using an apple as a bong here

Still my favourite photo of her. Millions of dollars, and she's cutting holes in an apple. The cig is kind of gross, I'll admit.

OK, so once my friend Randy Beaman had a party and some famous people went to the party and one of the famous people was a girl and she was wearing high heel shoes and when she walked in the grass the heel of her shoe made a hole in the grass and then she almost fell down but she didn't and then nothing else happened.

Seriously people? Christ.

Odd Bird:


Question for the Farkettes: is it easy to walk in high heels when drunk or stoned?


Depends on the level of impairment and how accustomed you are to wearing heels.
At one time, I could down half a case of beer at a party in 4-inch heels, no problem,
because I was drinking and wearing heels all the time. Nowadays, I have problems
walking a block in 2 inch heels.

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OK, so once my friend Randy Beaman had a party and some famous people went to the party and one of the famous people was a girl and she was wearing high heel shoes and when she walked in the grass the heel of her shoe made a hole in the grass and then she almost fell down but she didn't and then nothing else happened.

Seriously people? Christ.

Get out of my head!