He should try rolling it between his legs.

I'm a 100 bowler. Mrs Explosion and I had our first date at a bowling alley. First game, we both bowled 100s. Second game, put a wager of coming back to my place if I won. Bowled a 260.

\my only bowling story
\\haven't been since
\\\cool story bro

Karate Explosion: I'm a 100 bowler. Mrs Explosion and I had our first date at a bowling alley. First game, we both bowled 100s. Second game, put a wager of coming back to my place if I won. Bowled a 260.

\my only bowling story
\\haven't been since
\\\cool story bro



Well, did you cum, or what?

Wow, he sure pulled a Munson there!

How the hell did nobody laugh?

Bowling? I thought this was the sports tab.

Gutter bowler, gutter bowler!!!

If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

Then you could make a case for baseball (Babe Ruth, Hack Wilson, Mickey Mantle), too.

I've always thought of pro bowling as something a little creepy and weird, going back to the 70's and Wide World of Sports. This clip underscores that for me. How did nobody have to at least suppress a giggle or hide a smirk, including the poor sap who made such an ass out of himself? Because they are all sick weirdos, that's why.

This makes me feel a lot better about the 90something I bowled the other day.

/Normally a 160 guy.

cleveoh: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

Then you could make a case for baseball (Babe Ruth, Hack Wilson, Mickey Mantle), too.

This is true

ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

Reminds me of myself at Kinect bowling

Sargun: cleveoh: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

Then you could make a case for baseball (Babe Ruth, Hack Wilson, Mickey Mantle), too.

This is true

But apparently, you can't drink on off days while eating fried chicken, or the entire team goes down the tube.

ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

pool.

Oh my goodness gracious!

juddcc: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

pool.


Curling

AdmirableSnackbar: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

They've got a videa game like that at Dave & Busters and places like that. You're bowling with a stationary ball that sits atop a pedestal and you roll and turn to the build up speed over hills and around obstacles on the video screen. They have all sorts of "courses" such as woods, canyons, city scenes, etc. It's actually a pretty good upper body workout.

129 wouldn't be a bad score in candlepins.

OVER THE LINE!

ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

Heh... sdsu used to make you take a phys ed class so you'd graduate as a "well rounded" person (at least that's what the advisor told me).
I thought it was pretty stupid, but eventually settled on a bowling class because I could smoke and drink during while bettering myself.
Most friends chose surfing for their off-campus course and thought I was an idiot ("dude... bowling?"). They were probably right, but i had a farking blast.

/still can't bowl for shiat

udeng01: AdmirableSnackbar: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

They've got a videa game like that at Dave & Busters and places like that. You're bowling with a stationary ball that sits atop a pedestal and you roll and turn to the build up speed over hills and around obstacles on the video screen. They have all sorts of "courses" such as woods, canyons, city scenes, etc. It's actually a pretty good upper body workout.

Fark a video game, I'm talking the real thing. The shadow boxing game is a good workout and fun but totally different from stepping in a ring.

Yeah, I realize it would be a biatch to wax the lanes, but it could be done.

mephisto6: Heh... sdsu used to make you take a phys ed class so you'd graduate as a "well rounded" person (at least that's what the advisor told me).
I thought it was pretty stupid, but eventually settled on a bowling class because I could smoke and drink during while bettering myself.
Most friends chose surfing for their off-campus course and thought I was an idiot ("dude... bowling?"). They were probably right, but i had a farking blast.

/still can't bowl for shiat


My school had the same requirement one Phys Ed class to graduate, I too took bowling, but they wouldn't open the bar, and always biatched about the smoking during class.

Came for the Lebowski/J. Goodman over the line shot, left disappointed and crushed

AdmirableSnackbar: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

They already do that with the oil. If you aren't throwing a plastic ball or a straight ball, you might need a completely different shot than you normally use based on the oil pattern.

I'd like to see them try to fool the bowlers more at the professional level- don't tell them what oil pattern was used, let the bowlers figure it out themselves. Even better, mix it up between the pair. Have one lane drier than normal and the other oiled extra. As long as each pair was oiled the same it would be fair for everyone.

Tom_Slick: mephisto6: Heh... sdsu used to make you take a phys ed class so you'd graduate as a "well rounded" person (at least that's what the advisor told me).
I thought it was pretty stupid, but eventually settled on a bowling class because I could smoke and drink during while bettering myself.
Most friends chose surfing for their off-campus course and thought I was an idiot ("dude... bowling?"). They were probably right, but i had a farking blast.

/still can't bowl for shiat


My school had the same requirement one Phys Ed class to graduate, I too took bowling, but they wouldn't open the bar, and always biatched about the smoking during class.

They built a bowling alley at the student union at CSULB. No alcohol from what I recall, you have to go to the Nugget to get liquor on campus, and the Nugget gets shut down regularly for serving to minors

Somewhere 'Big Ernie McCracken' is laughing

Bob The Nob: OVER THE LINE!

Mark it zero.

Publikwerks: Karate Explosion: I'm a 100 bowler. Mrs Explosion and I had our first date at a bowling alley. First game, we both bowled 100s. Second game, put a wager of coming back to my place if I won. Bowled a 260.

\my only bowling story
\\haven't been since
\\\cool story bro



Well, did you cum, or what?

No. A crazy ex found out about the date and spent 2 hours crying outside my door in the apt hallway. I seriously thought Mrs Explosion would never talk to me again, but here we are 10 years later.

AdmirableSnackbar: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

I like that idea. For the record, that was an inadvertent period I placed between "bowling" and "golf", so I actually came up with the idea.

50/50?

My wife was watching when it happened. Audible gasp. I saw the replays and it looked holy moly.

That shiat is reaaaal slick. Not sure why he held up, since I wasn't watching the rest of it, but the impetus kept him going forward and boom.

Karate Explosion: Publikwerks: Karate Explosion: I'm a 100 bowler. Mrs Explosion and I had our first date at a bowling alley. First game, we both bowled 100s. Second game, put a wager of coming back to my place if I won. Bowled a 260.

\my only bowling story
\\haven't been since
\\\cool story bro



Well, did you cum, or what?

No. A crazy ex found out about the date and spent 2 hours crying outside my door in the apt hallway. I seriously thought Mrs Explosion would never talk to me again, but here we are 10 years later.

You mean, the ex is still outside?

Guelph35: They already do that with the oil. If you aren't throwing a plastic ball or a straight ball, you might need a completely different shot than you normally use based on the oil pattern.

I'd like to see them try to fool the bowlers more at the professional level- don't tell them what oil pattern was used, let the bowlers figure it out themselves. Even better, mix it up between the pair. Have one lane drier than normal and the other oiled extra. As long as each pair was oiled the same it would be fair for everyone.

and snipers.
They should add snipers.

discgolfguru: Chuck Knoblauch bowls now?

I LOL'ed.

ChrisDe: inadvertent period
BAND NAME!

jlawn001: Karate Explosion: Publikwerks: Karate Explosion: I'm a 100 bowler. Mrs Explosion and I had our first date at a bowling alley. First game, we both bowled 100s. Second game, put a wager of coming back to my place if I won. Bowled a 260.

\my only bowling story
\\haven't been since
\\\cool story bro



Well, did you cum, or what?

No. A crazy ex found out about the date and spent 2 hours crying outside my door in the apt hallway. I seriously thought Mrs Explosion would never talk to me again, but here we are 10 years later.

You mean, the ex is still outside?

Is she still crying?

ChrisDe: AdmirableSnackbar: ChrisDe: If you can improve your game while drinking, it's not a sport.

Bowling. Golf. Softball. Fishing. Darts.

That gave me an idea. Bowling golf. What makes bowling so farking boring after a short while is the fact that you're rolling a ball down the same flat, straight lane. If you have good muscle memory then it's farking simple, which is why very the idea of professional bowling is silly. But what if you introduce some variables to the lane? Cuves, bumps, ridges? Each lane is different and you move through a course of 10 lanes instead of staying put. Bowling golf.

/patent pending

I like that idea. For the record, that was an inadvertent period I placed between "bowling" and "golf", so I actually came up with the idea.

50/50?

60/40, because I'm feeling generous and I like when people like my wacky ideas.

I'm about a 140-150 average, but have maddeningly never broke 200. 198, 192, plenty of 180s. Even worse is that I've had plenty of games where I started out the first 5 or 6 frames on pace to shatter 200, but nope, had to fark it up.

Buddy!!

Another Wii bowler thinking he can translate it to the real world.

One of the funniest things to watch is people who don't realize how slippery the lanes are past the foul line step over and fall on their ass....especially satisfying when it's some 16-20 Y.O. asshole with his hat on at a 45* angle and his jeans around his knees who thinks screaming at his buddies or hitting them in the nutsack while they bowl is funny....

/somewhat a serious bowler, but don't consider it a sport, just a hobby
//220 avg, 298 high game (twice)

puckrock2000: 129 wouldn't be a bad score in candlepins.

This WASN'T candlepins. This was bowling. And it WAS a bad score.

LEARN TO READ smart ass...

When did bowlers start wearing NASCAR suits?