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FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-09 08:39:18 AM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *HIGH FIVES CROWD* COME ON, BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

ManateeGag

2012-01-09 09:25:22 AM

My wife and I thought he was just a teaser and it was really someone else. I thought it was an Undertaker promo myself. It's about time to dust him off for his WM run to get him 20-0 and let the poor guy retire.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-09 09:27:44 AM

ManateeGag: My wife and I thought he was just a teaser and it was really someone else. I thought it was an Undertaker promo myself. It's about time to dust him off for his WM run to get him 20-0 and let the poor guy retire.

If all they can do is rehash Triple Gagne vs. Undertaker for a third time, I say let Undertaker take the year off.

ManateeGag

2012-01-09 09:34:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: My wife and I thought he was just a teaser and it was really someone else. I thought it was an Undertaker promo myself. It's about time to dust him off for his WM run to get him 20-0 and let the poor guy retire.

If all they can do is rehash Triple Gagne vs. Undertaker for a third time, I say let Undertaker take the year off.

They can feed him the Miz. This thing with R-Truth isn't going to have enough steam to go until April.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-09 10:52:00 AM

ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: My wife and I thought he was just a teaser and it was really someone else. I thought it was an Undertaker promo myself. It's about time to dust him off for his WM run to get him 20-0 and let the poor guy retire.

If all they can do is rehash Triple Gagne vs. Undertaker for a third time, I say let Undertaker take the year off.

They can feed him the Miz. This thing with R-Truth isn't going to have enough steam to go until April.

I don't know. If a random gang of Little Jimmies run-in to beat up on Truth, that might be good to go all year. :D

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-09 10:58:46 AM

Hey FWC! Welcome to this week's thread - a perfect place to vent your frustration at the continued ~~success~~ absurd luck of Tebow.

Anyway, here's this week's list! Enjoy!

/Broski-pac in the house!

Weekly RAW Checklist - UPDATED
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)

1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

Dougie AXP

2012-01-09 02:22:20 PM

THIS HEADLINE SUCKS!

/Dougie in before it goes live.

ThatGuyGreg

2012-01-09 03:46:06 PM

I'm oddly not the least bit interested in what happens for any given angle tonight. The Jericho thing will be interesting to see which way they go I guess... but meh in general.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2012-01-09 03:46:10 PM

Unfortunately have to work tonight so I will watch show later and follow thread for the lulz

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-09 03:55:47 PM

I wish there were a way to transfer the two-sided Cena chant to Broncos games. It sounds beautiful already:

Let's go Tebow - Tebow sucks!

/hornswoggle > tebow

hobblekitty

2012-01-09 05:13:30 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: My wife and I thought he was just a teaser and it was really someone else. I thought it was an Undertaker promo myself. It's about time to dust him off for his WM run to get him 20-0 and let the poor guy retire.

If all they can do is rehash Triple Gagne vs. Undertaker for a third time, I say let Undertaker take the year off.

They can feed him the Miz. This thing with R-Truth isn't going to have enough steam to go until April.

I don't know. If a random gang of Little Jimmies run-in to beat up on Truth, that might be good to go all year. :D

We are of like minds GMJ, I was just about to comment that I hope Miz gets got by Troof and an army of L'il Jimmies. I have never liked Miz.

sarahlh3

2012-01-09 06:53:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *HIGH FIVES CROWD* COME ON, BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Why wasn't this the headline??!

Between this thread, the show AND the game tonight, I am gonna be going mach-3.

Dougie AXP

2012-01-09 07:05:14 PM

sarahlh3

2012-01-09 07:13:52 PM

Dougie AXP:

HEEEEEEEEEEEY! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH! C'MON BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEA!

Please, let this be all you say tonight! lol

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:30:45 PM

sarahlh3: Dougie AXP:

HEEEEEEEEEEEY! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH! C'MON BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEA!

Please, let this be all you say tonight! lol

This.

robsul82

2012-01-09 07:32:27 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:32:30 PM

Tebow > HBK

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:34:05 PM

robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Dougie done did it.

HeartBurnKid

2012-01-09 07:34:32 PM

Should be interesting to see what Jeritroll does this week.

TheManofPA

2012-01-09 07:34:42 PM

Hey guys has anyone seen this:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Smiths

2012-01-09 07:35:13 PM

How many seizures can I give in this thread?

robsul82

2012-01-09 07:35:25 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Dougie done did it.

...motherFARKA.

/not like that's not going to be repeated at random times anyway, lol

FinFangFark

2012-01-09 07:36:20 PM

Alright folks...let's get this thread going...

i10.photobucket.com

TheManofPA

2012-01-09 07:36:27 PM

You guys getting be getting #BrodusClaygasm trending tonight. Also:

After exiting last week's Raw SuperShow without addressing the Memphis crowd, Chris Jericho is slated to speak on tonight's program. Brodus Clay, is also scheduled to make his much anticipated Raw debut, which has been continuously delayed by Interim Raw General Manager John Laurinaitis.

The official Twitter feed of Laurinaitis made the following announcement concerning the show: "I hope you're all excited for #Raw tonight...Brodus will be debuting, and @IamJericho will be speaking. It's like a redo from last week."

I'm really liking the fact that Johnny Ace is now going by the nickname "Mr. Excitement". I actually can't wait to see how he trolls us tonight.

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-01-09 07:37:17 PM

HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYY *HIGH FIVE* WWWWWWWOOOOOOOO! YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!

This will be the silliest fWc eeeee-eeeee... EVAR!

eagles95

2012-01-09 07:37:44 PM

Watching Raw because a college game of 2 teams i semi watched once isnt enough to make me switch from mocking Raw.

/where is rosa mendes pics?

Dr J Zoidberg

2012-01-09 07:37:53 PM

I can't wait. Maybe Jericho will stop trolling long enough to talk tonight.

TheManofPA

2012-01-09 07:37:59 PM

For JFSP:

I say we all suck it up and buy a box, however, if anyone wins they must agree that JFSP gets to go: Link (new window)

I'm fine with giving it up for the common good.

Also, anyone catch Cena's "Unspeakable Tweet'

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:39:29 PM

robsul82: globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Dougie done did it.

...motherFARKA.

/not like that's not going to be repeated at random times anyway, lol
Btw sorry bout the saints.....oh wait that's next week........

robsul82

2012-01-09 07:40:25 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Btw sorry bout the saints.....oh wait that's next week........

3 TDs and 1 FG > David Akers

ThatGuyGreg

2012-01-09 07:40:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *HIGH FIVES CROWD* COME ON, BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Wooooooo yeah! *cheers*

Dougie AXP: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH! C'MON BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEA!

YEAH! Woo...ooo..?

robsul82: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME ON BABY *running around slapping hands with Farkers * YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ye....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Balchinian

2012-01-09 07:41:33 PM

"Will Kane try to drag Cena to Hornswoggle's lair again?"

They are making another Harry Potter movie??

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-09 07:41:43 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: sarahlh3: Dougie AXP:

HEEEEEEEEEEEY! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH! C'MON BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEA!

Please, let this be all you say tonight! lol

This.

We are not lucky enough for Dougie to only do one post.

ThatGuyGreg

2012-01-09 07:41:51 PM

Brodus Clay showed up on the WWE'12 DLC list this past weekend, but was unavailable for purchase, those cheeky bastards.

styckx

2012-01-09 07:42:44 PM

So JL announced Jericho will be talking, and Brodus debuting tonight.

Which means.. Jericho won't talk and Brodus won't debut..

TheManofPA

2012-01-09 07:42:52 PM

robsul82: globalwarmingpraiser: Btw sorry bout the saints.....oh wait that's next week........

3 TDs and 1 FG > David Akers

Dammit, I miss David Akers. McNabb is my favorite Eagle but Akers is a really close second. I also fondly miss the throw it to the white boy play with TE Chad Lewis.

Dead last would be Stinkston and Thrash because at least First Down Freddie was hilariously bad.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-09 07:44:07 PM

sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *HIGH FIVES CROWD* COME ON, BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Why wasn't this the headline??!

Between this thread, the show AND the game tonight, I am gonna be going mach-3.

By the time I was going to get around to submitting, this headline had already been greened. Oh well.

TheManofPA: You guys getting be getting #BrodusClaygasm trending tonight. Also:

After exiting last week's Raw SuperShow without addressing the Memphis crowd, Chris Jericho is slated to speak on tonight's program. Brodus Clay, is also scheduled to make his much anticipated Raw debut, which has been continuously delayed by Interim Raw General Manager John Laurinaitis.

The official Twitter feed of Laurinaitis made the following announcement concerning the show: "I hope you're all excited for #Raw tonight...Brodus will be debuting, and @IamJericho will be speaking. It's like a redo from last week."

I'm really liking the fact that Johnny Ace is now going by the nickname "Mr. Excitement". I actually can't wait to see how he trolls us tonight.

Brodus Clay debuting? Yeah, right.

robsul82

2012-01-09 07:44:33 PM

styckx: So JL announced Jericho will be talking, and Brodus debuting tonight.

Which means.. Jericho won't talk and Brodus won't debut..

Yeah, that was my thought, lol.

TheManofPA

2012-01-09 07:46:12 PM

IT'S TEBOWING TIME
www.hotel-hotels.eu

BEST IN THE WORLD
DENVER, CO 1/8/12

MagSeven

2012-01-09 07:46:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *HIGH FIVES CROWD* COME ON, BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Why wasn't this the headline??!

Between this thread, the show AND the game tonight, I am gonna be going mach-3.

By the time I was going to get around to submitting, this headline had already been greened. Oh well.

TheManofPA: You guys getting be getting #BrodusClaygasm trending tonight. Also:

After exiting last week's Raw SuperShow without addressing the Memphis crowd, Chris Jericho is slated to speak on tonight's program. Brodus Clay, is also scheduled to make his much anticipated Raw debut, which has been continuously delayed by Interim Raw General Manager John Laurinaitis.

The official Twitter feed of Laurinaitis made the following announcement concerning the show: "I hope you're all excited for #Raw tonight...Brodus will be debuting, and @IamJericho will be speaking. It's like a redo from last week."

I'm really liking the fact that Johnny Ace is now going by the nickname "Mr. Excitement". I actually can't wait to see how he trolls us tonight.

Brodus Clay debuting? Yeah, right.

[i6.photobucket.com image 288x400]

Jericho should somehow troll Brodus' debut.

sarahlh3

2012-01-09 07:47:23 PM

I AM SO EXCITED! BETWEEN THIS AND LSU, I'M GOING BE WAY MORE EXCITED THAN ANYONE SHOULD BE! Like....as excited as Zack Ryder was when he got his strap.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-09 07:47:25 PM

TheManofPA: IT'S TEBOWING TIME
[www.hotel-hotels.eu image 480x360]

BEST IN THE WORLD
DENVER, CO 1/8/12

Can't wait until the Patriots finish with Broncos next week.

/hate the Broncos even more for making me cheer the Patriots.

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:47:35 PM

robsul82: globalwarmingpraiser: Btw sorry bout the saints.....oh wait that's next week........

3 TDs and 1 FG > David Akers

Niners Superbowl Champs.......book it. Done.

robsul82

2012-01-09 07:48:19 PM

TheManofPA: IT'S TEBOWING TIME
[www.hotel-hotels.eu image 480x360]

BEST IN THE WORLD
DENVER, CO 1/8/12

I thought Gimp and I agreed Brees is Punk, what with the too small label, aggrieved, overlooked status, and considering as SportsCenter mentioned last night that Tebow 3:16 says I just ended your season...

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-09 07:50:16 PM

In today's TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER news TWITTER, John Cena referenced He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-09 07:50:27 PM

TheManofPA: For JFSP:

I say we all suck it up and buy a box, however, if anyone wins they must agree that JFSP gets to go: Link (new window)

I'm fine with giving it up for the common good.

Also, anyone catch Cena's "Unspeakable Tweet'

[jizzedinmypants.jpg]

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-09 07:51:41 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: TheManofPA: For JFSP:

I say we all suck it up and buy a box, however, if anyone wins they must agree that JFSP gets to go: Link (new window)

I'm fine with giving it up for the common good.

Also, anyone catch Cena's "Unspeakable Tweet'

[jizzedinmypants.jpg]

Benoit?

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-09 07:51:43 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Smiths: How many seizures can I give in this thread?

[www.deviantart.com image 640x425]

well that's 1... be warned I can hit paste pretty fast!

Now replace Cole's head in there and you'll be good to go.

Smiths

2012-01-09 07:51:59 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-01-09 07:53:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smiths: How many seizures can I give in this thread?

[www.deviantart.com image 640x425]

well that's 1... be warned I can hit paste pretty fast!

Now replace Cole's head in there and you'll be good to go.

I haven't the skills to photoshoop, but that is a good idea!

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