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Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2012-01-09 08:25:32 AM

Creepy stalker chick is creepy.

booger42

2012-01-09 08:26:01 AM

No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

/Obscure?

Jake Havechek

2012-01-09 08:30:43 AM

Three way?

swahnhennessy

2012-01-09 08:31:00 AM

That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Barfmaker

2012-01-09 08:32:42 AM

lt's the same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl. Girl dies in a blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Pert

2012-01-09 08:34:05 AM

Barfmaker: lt's the same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl. Girl dies in a blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2012-01-09 08:34:19 AM

swahnhennessy: That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Came for this

ErgosumDominati

2012-01-09 08:34:59 AM

Pert: Barfmaker: lt's the same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl. Girl dies in a blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

The best.

Coming on a Bicycle

2012-01-09 08:38:19 AM

Some guys have all the luck.

hillary

2012-01-09 08:38:27 AM

Bathe her and bring her to me.

YodaBlues

2012-01-09 08:39:21 AM

EasilyDistracted

2012-01-09 08:39:59 AM

booger42: No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

Not too obscure...if you're an adult now.

igolem

2012-01-09 08:40:00 AM

booger42: No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

/Obscure?

Those are the risks when you're in the Pursuit of Happiness.

1. Put snakes on plane

2012-01-09 08:40:04 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Creepy stalker chick is creepy.

No, but you're giving off a weird vibe by saying that. Weirdo.

Dear Jerk

2012-01-09 08:40:15 AM

booger42 2012-01-09 08:26:01 AM
No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'
/Obscure?

The second line went off in my head before I finished reading the first line.

OlderGuy

2012-01-09 08:40:19 AM

Petit_Merdeux

2012-01-09 08:42:36 AM

She's really up the junction.

hailin

2012-01-09 08:43:04 AM

I find it convenient he gets back together with an ex-girlfriend just after his trip where he supposedly has a whirlwind romance with someone else. Then again, people who have whirlwind romances on vacation and expect it to be more afterwards are farked up in the head.

Over my birthday awhile ago I had something like that. Turns out we were both going to the same school, so afterwards exchanged numbers. I really didn't expect a call and wasn't planning to call him. About two weeks later he calls me completely shiatfaced and asks for a ride to another bar across town. I pick him up, but he wanted me to drop him off two blocks away so his girlfriend of three years wouldn't see him with another woman because she was "the jealous type". I told him I hoped he had a nice night and never picked up a call from him again. It was so awkward and weird that when vacation romances happened again and they asked for my number I would just say "I know this was fun and all, but I'm really not interested in a relationship".

dark_canuckistani

2012-01-09 08:45:41 AM

What happens on Ibiza, stays on Ibiza. (Except the STDs and raging drug addiction.)

booger42: No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

/Obscure?

Not really; I'm an adult now. :)

Invincible

2012-01-09 08:45:46 AM

It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?

Harry Freakstorm

2012-01-09 08:46:21 AM

Her quest began in September, after she and Mr O'Kane met at an Ibiza nightclub and shared a single kiss as they watched the sun come up. The 33-year-old, who know lives in Clapham, South-West London, gave him her number - but never heard from him again.

The same thing happened to me years ago. I met this nice lady at a bar in Waikiki. I bought her dinner, drinks, and we walked along the beach. We shared a kiss as the sun came up. She told me to meet her at the very same spot that evening but first she told me I had to go to the Arizona Memorial to buy contraceptives. She would only make love to a man who had purchased contraceptives at a National War Memorial.

Well, The Arizona Memorial was sold out. Can you believe that? So I got these patriotic looking condoms from a gas station in Aiea Heights. 50 stars, 13 stripes if you were feeling lucky and I was feeling very lucky. Sadly, she must have know that I did not purchase the required condoms and she stood me up. By dawn the next morning, it was just me. Me and 21 stars and ten stripes worth of condom.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At

2012-01-09 08:48:35 AM

1. The chick is a PR consultant.
2.Ibiza is a party spot, like spring break in Cancun... not a good place to meet your soul mate.
3. Definitely a desperate clinger.

Can you say STALKER?

imontheinternet

2012-01-09 08:50:03 AM

Did the Fail tag have the day off?

This girl started a massive internet campaign to find some guy who hit it, quit it, and went back to his girlfriend. Protip: The ratio of "accidentally gave him/her the wrong number" to "deliberately not calling you" is about 1:5,000,000.

Bungles

2012-01-09 08:51:23 AM

I actually know Martin, he's a close friend of one of my old housemates. Totally normal, perfectly nice guy.

This whole thing is beyond insane. The Daily Mail looted his Facebook and plastered a load of photos across its site, along with tags such as "Has she dodged a bullet?" and "Massive shiat?".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083686/PR-girls-Facebook-sea r ch-man-kissed-Ibiza-ends-But-actually-lucky-escape.html

So basically the message is: don't ever have a 3 minute kiss with a stranger in Ibiza. 3 months latter you life will be splattered across the front page of the Daily Mail on Sunday.

He's not a celebrity. He's not in the public eye. He's a professional in a professional career, which has just been dynamited three ways from Sunday.

Utter, utter arseholes.

miss diminutive

2012-01-09 08:53:15 AM

Stupid girl. What happens in Ibiza, stays in Ibiza.

SevenizGud

2012-01-09 08:53:31 AM

hailin: I find it convenient he gets back together with an ex-girlfriend just after his trip where he supposedly has a whirlwind romance with someone else. Then again, people who have whirlwind romances on vacation and expect it to be more afterwards are farked up in the head.

Over my birthday awhile ago I had something like that. Turns out we were both going to the same school, so afterwards exchanged numbers. I really didn't expect a call and wasn't planning to call him. About two weeks later he calls me completely shiatfaced and asks for a ride to another bar across town. I pick him up, but he wanted me to drop him off two blocks away so his girlfriend of three years wouldn't see him with another woman because she was "the jealous type". I told him I hoped he had a nice night and never picked up a call from him again. It was so awkward and weird that when vacation romances happened again and they asked for my number I would just say "I know this was fun and all, but I'm really not interested in a relationship".

I am exactly like you. When they want to exchange numbers at the end, I just say, "listen, I just wanted to get my dick wet. I never gave a shiat about you. Piss off".

drb9

2012-01-09 08:56:25 AM

BBungles: I actually know Martin, he's a close friend of one of my old housemates. Totally normal, perfectly nice guy.

This whole thing is beyond insane. The Daily Mail looted his Facebook and plastered a load of photos across its site, along with tags such as "Has she dodged a bullet?" and "Massive shiat?".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083686/PR-girls-Facebook-sea r ch-man-kissed-Ibiza-ends-But-actually-lucky-escape.html

So basically the message is: don't ever have a 3 minute kiss with a stranger in Ibiza. 3 months latter you life will be splattered across the front page of the Daily Mail on Sunday.

He's not a celebrity. He's not in the public eye. He's a professional in a professional career, which has just been dynamited three ways from Sunday.

Utter, utter arseholes.

Bugles, you have to be to the gym in 26 minutes.

DSanchez

2012-01-09 08:58:05 AM

Now why on earth would he have given her the wrong phone number...

Boeheimian Rhapsody

2012-01-09 09:02:34 AM

imontheinternet: Did the Fail tag have the day off?

This girl started a massive internet campaign to find some guy who hit it, quit it, and went back to his girlfriend. Protip: The ratio of "accidentally gave him/her the wrong number" to "deliberately not calling you" is about 1:5,000,000.

so you're telling me there's a chance?

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2012-01-09 09:03:19 AM

swahnhennessy: That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Thats the one thing I didn't like about that movie.... In this case, a nobody girl is able to track down somebody in no time at all; while Damon, who has the entire press "core" (I see what I did there) at his disposal to help him find her and yet ask he does is ride the same bus for three years?

And who the heck only exchanges phone numbers these days???

/Retarded story and retarded girl are retarded.

//Shes cute though.

///Oh, and this supposedly player only shares a kiss with her???? Either thats a lie or he's no player.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2012-01-09 09:05:19 AM

1. Put snakes on plane: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Creepy stalker chick is creepy.

No, but you're giving off a weird vibe by saying that. Weirdo.

Excellent. My ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.

SundaesChild

2012-01-09 09:05:54 AM

booger42: No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

/Obscure?

Not to me.

/cause I'm an adult now

arcas

2012-01-09 09:06:26 AM

I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I'm sure if he thought that 3 months later newspaper reporters would be combing through his facebook profile and drawing conclusions that he's a player, he'd have thought twice about watching a sunrise with her.

Hopefully this serves as warning to anybody considering dating her. The stalker tendency is strong with this one.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2012-01-09 09:07:12 AM

DSanchez: Now why on earth would he have given her the wrong phone number...

The third sentence. THE THIRD FRICKING SENTENCE.

/Are your reading comprehension skills that fricking retarded????

//Cheers!

66dude

2012-01-09 09:07:13 AM

I vote creepy.

amiker77

2012-01-09 09:07:15 AM

Invincible: It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?

Awesome.

Bungles

2012-01-09 09:08:12 AM

arcas: I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I'm sure if he thought that 3 months later newspaper reporters would be combing through his facebook profile and drawing conclusions that he's a player, he'd have thought twice about watching a sunrise with her.

Hopefully this serves as warning to anybody considering dating her. The stalker tendency is strong with this one.

Not only that, but they're all photos from the early 2000s.

Student goes to a party. OUTRAGE.

Gothnet

2012-01-09 09:16:10 AM

swahnhennessy: That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Was that film actually any good?
I'm a huge fan of PKD and I would get quite upset to see yet another of his stories destroyed by hollywood.

KNEE_GROWS

2012-01-09 09:18:06 AM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: swahnhennessy: That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Thats the one thing I didn't like about that movie.... In this case, a nobody girl is able to track down somebody in no time at all; while Damon, who has the entire press "core" (I see what I did there) at his disposal to help him find her and yet ask he does is ride the same bus for three years?

And who the heck only exchanges phone numbers these days???

/Retarded story and retarded girl are retarded.

//Shes cute though.

///Oh, and this supposedly player only shares a kiss with her???? Either thats a lie or he's no player.
.
They did not specify where he kissed her.
.

swahnhennessy

2012-01-09 09:19:55 AM

Gothnet: Was that film actually any good?

It was decent. I'm not enamored with it or anything, but I wasn't angry with it when it ended. And I'm fairly hard on movies.

Halt Die Schnauze

2012-01-09 09:19:59 AM

This is one of those things where women sit there and say, "SEE! PROOF THIS IS ALL THE GOOD MANZ ARE TAKEN."

Gothnet

2012-01-09 09:21:56 AM

KNEE_GROWS: They did not specify where he kissed her.

In the back of a volkswagon?

swahnhennessy: It was decent. I'm not enamored with it or anything, but I wasn't angry with it when it ended. And I'm fairly hard on movies.

Thanks, I'll give it a go. As long as it wasn't on the "I Robot" scale of travesty it might not make me too angry...

Pert

2012-01-09 09:22:20 AM

KNEE_GROWS: They did not specify where he kissed her.

damnyouautocorrect.com

Antidamascus

2012-01-09 09:26:19 AM

After reading that article I'm not surprised she's single.

FuryOfFirestorm

2012-01-09 09:27:46 AM

hailin: Over my birthday awhile ago I had something like that. Turns out we were both going to the same school, so afterwards exchanged numbers. I really didn't expect a call and wasn't planning to call him. About two weeks later he calls me completely shiatfaced and asks for a ride to another bar across town. I pick him up, but he wanted me to drop him off two blocks away so his girlfriend of three years wouldn't see him with another woman because she was "the jealous type". I told him I hoped he had a nice night and never picked up a call from him again. It was so awkward and weird that when vacation romances happened again and they asked for my number I would just say "I know this was fun and all, but I'm really not interested in a relationship".

Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?

rogue_L_chick

2012-01-09 09:33:51 AM

Yeah, if a guy can read a newspaper article indicating that you are the sort of chick who you NEVER give your real name/number, take back to your place, tell her where you work, etc...than you may have shot yourself in the foot there, love-wise.

Stupid girl. The crazy comes out AFTER you hook 'em.

LDM90

2012-01-09 09:36:41 AM

Gothnet: swahnhennessy: That's OK. The Adjustment Bureau would've sabotaged them, anyway.

Was that film actually any good?
I'm a huge fan of PKD and I would get quite upset to see yet another of his stories destroyed by hollywood.

Pretty good except you wish Matt Damon would punch his girlfriend instead of fall in love with her.

Glenford

2012-01-09 09:39:10 AM

booger42: No more 'boy meets girl, boy loses girl,'
More like 'man tries to figure out what the hell went wrong!'

/Obscure?

It would be if I was younger, but I'm an adult now.

bill4935

2012-01-09 09:39:33 AM

So, this stalker girl is... hot and creepy? That means she's two girls in one!

/sad desperate attempt at creating a TPOH thread.

JNowe

2012-01-09 09:42:06 AM

Creepy as hell. Cute, but creepy.

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