Micheal Jordan had breast implants?

Boobies are fun enough in their natural state, they don't need unnecessary enhancements like Picture-In-Picture added to them.

ArkAngel: [djangodummy.com image 250x316]

Oh what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.

You sir have taken a story about boobs and made it about butts.

Well now we know what you're into.

/waiting for boobage pics

poot_rootbeer: Boobies are fun enough in their natural state, they don't need unnecessary enhancements like Picture-In-Picture added to them.

I've always found pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted preserved meats.

As a married, straight man, I second the natural breast sentiment.

Who cares if they are big - are the sensitive and responsive? That's what I like in breasts.

/course I'm not a frat boy either

COOL!!

Wonders why there is even an argument about breasts.

What an annoying article.

I've read about this before. Let me surmise:


Silicone Breast Implant company cheaps out on their manufacturing.

Medical Grade Silicon is expensive and the correct, legal substance to use to make these implants.

Industrial Grade Silicon is cheap, and not even close to the same substance.

Company mixes the cheap stuff with a bunch of other stuff, in their own factory, and packages it into breast implants.

Cheap implants rupture, and the industrial goo inside spreads out into the bloodstream and body.

Medical Grade would be less of a problem.

Suing commences.

My butt already explodes.

What kind of an Idiot would get Implants in their Ass?

What a breast implant about to explode might look like

everyone will get one by version 2000

We can all admire a Marilyn Monroe, but no one could accuse the slenderer forms of Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis, or Audrey Hepburn of lacking "femininity".

TFA author does not read Fark, where every woman below a C cup is a 12-year-old boy.

I should make a joke about my penis.

/nickname is Pip

Allow me to settle this

3. fake
2. real
1. accessible

What is "real"? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Or, as someone I know once said "If I can touch them, they are real"

/ Tends to prefer em natural

as long as there are three of them, like that chick from Total Recall, I'm in

PIP's?

"Do you think we are finally deep inside Jordan?"


/

I'm not sure if she counts as human anymore.

poot_rootbeer: Boobies are fun enough in their natural state, they don't need unnecessary enhancements like Picture-In-Picture added to them.

Speak for yourself. If I could motorboat those babies and watch the hockey game at the same time. . .

Damn.

...and its nine is easy to load.

This article describes what happens when implants go wrong, but I need some visuals on what happens when they implants are done correctly. Surely there is someone out there who could assist in this dire matter.

The important thing here is that boobs are just great. Absolutely fantastic. I can't say one bad thing about them.

verbaltoxin: The important thing here is that boobs are just great. Absolutely fantastic. I can't say one bad thing about them.

They're probably responsible for trillions of dollars of lost productivity every year. Not to mention damages caused by the distraction they cause.

/still worth it though.

watson.t.hamster: They're probably responsible for trillions of dollars of lost productivity every year.

You've got it backwards. Think of all the time that was wasted not thinking of boobies due to "productivity" every year!

There's no biological imperative to sit in an office for 8 hours a day; we need to remember what's really important.

poot_rootbeer: watson.t.hamster: They're probably responsible for trillions of dollars of lost productivity every year.

You've got it backwards. Think of all the time that was wasted not thinking of boobies due to "productivity" every year!

There's no biological imperative to sit in an office for 8 hours a day; we need to remember what's really important.

Elect this man President!

Values, incisive wit, and a clear sense of priorities!

Came for Teb, leaving satisfied.

/On, Teb, on!

JonnyBGoode: Came for Teb, leaving satisfied.

/On, Teb, on!

Those poor people...

/hot

I don't think it was by coincidence that Katie Price happened to be featured up front as the example, because this is about the craze over the inflated basketballs-attached-to-chest look over natural beauty. Katie Price had nothing wrong with her natural body or face. Nothing. Somehow she convinced herself that she did and she traded her beautiful classic looks for being a plastic barbie doll. Same with Jerri Byrne, another British glamour model who was absolutely beautiful until she decided that a couple of soccer balls on her chest would be an improvement over what most men would have said was perfect. Women getting reconstructive surgery, correcting significant size difference or wanting to improve on a truly undeveloped figure aren't the targets.