mmm... Susan Dey

Hmm... interesting technology from Microsoft... zero change of it ever seeing the light of day

Lotsa Microsoft links lately.

I own and am very satisfied with a Windows Phone 7... but still... kinda suspicious... *looks around*

Thats *way* too old a reference for the typical farker. Mention something from Glee to cover.

Tobii? I thought the product's name was Kunta Kinecte.

Very interesting tech but I think I'll skip it. The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Plus mine would just keep clicking on any ads with women in them all the time.

/Sure I was looking at it but that didn't mean I wanted you to click on it!

poot_rootbeer: Tobii? I thought the product's name was Kunta Kinecte.

/snorted
//aisle seat

Umm, what if I just glance around, would that be the equivalent of clicking all over the farking place? Its nifty for a game though, except for this.

The sound of one hand clapping: The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Of course, the guys' voice made him seem like a drama-queenish retard, so maybe he didn't have to do any of that. "that was terrifying". No farker, no it wasn't.

Heck, I've seen people crane their neck and bob and weave just to push left/right on an NES controller.

Smackledorfer: Umm, what if I just glance around, would that be the equivalent of clicking all over the farking place? Its nifty for a game though, except for this.

The sound of one hand clapping: The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Of course, the guys' voice made him seem like a drama-queenish retard, so maybe he didn't have to do any of that. "that was terrifying". No farker, no it wasn't.

Heck, I've seen people crane their neck and bob and weave just to push left/right on an NES controller.

So you've seen my mom playing Super Mario Bros as well huh?

Dumb Reference.
Would have rather read something like:
"Eye Movement Tech Makes Strides for Disabled. Helen Keller Still Inconsolible, Tripping Over Furniture."

shifter_: Dumb Reference.
Would have rather read something like:
"Eye Movement Tech Makes Strides for Disabled. Helen Keller Anne Frank Still Inconsolible, Tripping Over Furniture."

FTFY

VvonderJesus: shifter_: Dumb Reference.
Would have rather read something like:
"Eye Movement Tech Makes Strides for Disabled. Helen Keller Anne Frank Still Inconsolible, Tripping Over Furniture."

FTFY

Jeez, I didn't know she was blind. How did she make that tran-Atlantic flight, then?

Jim from Saint Paul: Smackledorfer: Umm, what if I just glance around, would that be the equivalent of clicking all over the farking place? Its nifty for a game though, except for this.

The sound of one hand clapping: The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Of course, the guys' voice made him seem like a drama-queenish retard, so maybe he didn't have to do any of that. "that was terrifying". No farker, no it wasn't.

Heck, I've seen people crane their neck and bob and weave just to push left/right on an NES controller.

So you've seen my mom playing Super Mario Bros as well huh?

My mom moves a little just controlling the guide on the television.

PizzaJedi81: VvonderJesus: shifter_: Dumb Reference.
Would have rather read something like:
"Eye Movement Tech Makes Strides for Disabled. Helen Keller Anne Frank Still Inconsolible, Tripping Over Furniture."

FTFY

Jeez, I didn't know she was blind. How did she make that tran-Atlantic flight, then?

Well, that might be why she disappeared without a trace while attempting it.

Smackledorfer: Jim from Saint Paul: Smackledorfer: Umm, what if I just glance around, would that be the equivalent of clicking all over the farking place? Its nifty for a game though, except for this.

The sound of one hand clapping: The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Of course, the guys' voice made him seem like a drama-queenish retard, so maybe he didn't have to do any of that. "that was terrifying". No farker, no it wasn't.

Heck, I've seen people crane their neck and bob and weave just to push left/right on an NES controller.

So you've seen my mom playing Super Mario Bros as well huh?

My mom moves a little just controlling the guide on the television.

You'd be surprised, the moves your mom has.

the opposite of charity is justice: Thats *way* too old a reference for the typical farker. Mention something from Glee to cover.

Lighten up, Porcelain.

Somacandra: FlashHarry: Was that a "Looker" reference?

If looks could kill.....

Damn, I have a soft spot for that movie. (new window) Nice.

Holy crap! I never knew where the samples came from, but this was used in a song named DollarEX by an obscure Australian electronic experimental band called Severed Heads, who were my favorite band for a long time.

Now I have to see the movie!

This is gonna suck for me, what with my twitchy eyes. Oh well.

Wow, I watched that just a few days ago.

It was on pretty regular rotation in the mid 80s on HBO.

jeanwearinfool: Smackledorfer: Jim from Saint Paul: Smackledorfer: Umm, what if I just glance around, would that be the equivalent of clicking all over the farking place? Its nifty for a game though, except for this.

The sound of one hand clapping: The guy was having to crane his neck around everywhere to operate the thing. Imagine sitting doing that in a cafe on your laptop. People would think you were having a seizure or something.

Of course, the guys' voice made him seem like a drama-queenish retard, so maybe he didn't have to do any of that. "that was terrifying". No farker, no it wasn't.

Heck, I've seen people crane their neck and bob and weave just to push left/right on an NES controller.

So you've seen my mom playing Super Mario Bros as well huh?

My mom moves a little just controlling the guide on the television.

You'd be surprised, the moves your mom has.

doubtful. Our family loves home videos.

Yet another technology that discriminates against people with a lazy eye.

poot_rootbeer: Tobii? I thought the product's name was Kunta Kinecte.

not after you whip it into shape

I'm a little ashamed that I had to look in this thread to understand the headline reference. Looker was the quintessential HBO movie!

Some headlines are posted to identify FARKers of certain demographics.

Post in this thread and don't be surprised to see Susan Dey for AARP ads in the sidebar.

/still blames Susan Dey for my penis injury.

O.o

For some time, I've been expecting eye-movement-tracking like this to get used for PIN entry at ATMs, and other places that currently use keypads for entering security codes.