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Boomerang Pizza. Caution: Hot and sexy (slightly NSFW)
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NewportBarGuy
2012-01-09 12:10:27 AM
What the... I have no idea what the hell that was.
dj_bigbird
2012-01-09 12:22:33 AM
I am high as a kite on absinthe and I have no idea what in the wide world of sports that was.
Relatively Obscure
2012-01-09 02:08:39 AM
Severed penises might be NSFW.
Also, HOLY FARK.
SmackLT
2012-01-09 09:00:25 AM
Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?
OlderGuy
2012-01-09 09:20:10 AM
SmackLT
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Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?
So the pepperoni's don't fly off?
Emposter
2012-01-09 09:25:09 AM
StupidFly
2012-01-09 09:25:47 AM
I've never seen more appropriate tagging on Liveleak.
"Pizza, Boomerang, Spanish, foreign, film, weird, cut, off, microwave, suicidal, kittens, awkward, moment"
Only missed two.
"Severed, Penis"
discgolfguru
2012-01-09 09:30:13 AM
StupidFly
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I've never seen more appropriate tagging on Liveleak.
"Pizza, Boomerang, Spanish, foreign, film, weird, cut, off, microwave, suicidal, kittens, awkward, moment"
Only missed two.
"Severed, Penis"
I must have missed the kittens in that video.
calm like a bomb
2012-01-09 09:32:45 AM
That's some Japanese-grade WTF right there.
SomeGeologist
2012-01-09 09:44:09 AM
I like the end
"Y estas navidades prueba nuestra especial con sobora 'Rudolf'!"
"This Christmas try our special 'Rudolf' flavor"
I wonder what the story behind this is....
VictoryCabal
2012-01-09 09:46:20 AM
Uh...........
cleveoh
2012-01-09 09:52:45 AM
"Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!"
ballistic123
2012-01-09 10:16:04 AM
That pizza had penis blood on it and he ate it. Grody.
LesserEvil
2012-01-09 10:25:39 AM
Well, that was WTF-worthy.
It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.
Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.
They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.
ballistic123
2012-01-09 10:40:30 AM
LesserEvil
:
Well, that was WTF-worthy.
It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.
Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.
They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.
I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.
indeebud
2012-01-09 11:19:49 AM
Well I don't think I'll be eating anything let alone pizza after that flasher scene.
quasimike
2012-01-09 11:21:07 AM
Should I be confused, or frightened?
Or hungry?
WTF grilled octopus?
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2012-01-09 11:32:12 AM
Let's fighting love.
PvtHike
2012-01-09 11:44:35 AM
I need to find something to protect my penis.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-09 11:46:44 AM
I enjoyed that.
Also, I always want to click the advertised links on that site. I don't because they just go to an endless line of click here links and never take you to shiat, but they are so tempting.
tjassen
2012-01-09 11:50:07 AM
calm like a bomb
:
That's some Japanese-grade WTF right there.
FTA: Photography Takuro Takeuchi.
so that explains that I guess.
staypuft242
2012-01-09 12:32:09 PM
ballistic123
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That pizza had penis blood on it and he ate it. Grody.
Proof how good the pizza is!
AmorousRedDragon
2012-01-09 12:46:16 PM
This has to be one of the greatest videos ever produced by man. If I ever come across a boomerang pizza I'm buying at least two, one to try this out with and then one to devour if the first one doesn't return.
stonelotus
2012-01-09 01:49:52 PM
I always wondered what happened to that kid from
The Road Warrior
.
relaxitsjustme
2012-01-09 02:13:05 PM
Why would a god need glasses?
FREDIOHEAD
2012-01-09 02:19:54 PM
Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-09 02:37:02 PM
relaxitsjustme
:
Why would a god need glasses?
Not all gods are as boring as the omnipotent omnipresent Yahweh. Also, coolness factor.
unbelver
2012-01-09 03:23:46 PM
FREDIOHEAD
:
Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.
It's generally called the
Howie Scream
.
--Carlos V.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-09 03:33:21 PM
unbelver
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FREDIOHEAD: Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.
It's generally called the Howie Scream.
--Carlos V.
I can't hear it without flash backs to Dark Forces. Which is odd, because I played way more starcraft and during lulls in the action would spam click the academy.
FREDIOHEAD
2012-01-09 03:33:27 PM
unbelver
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It's generally called the Howie Scream.
--Carlos V.
Thanks a ton for your reply. I will definitely be getting that.
Keyser_Soze_Death
2012-01-09 04:31:28 PM
I was somehow oddly amused by that..
/Flashers beware! Boomerang Pizza always returns to the tooth!
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-09 06:17:52 PM
ballistic123
:
LesserEvil: Well, that was WTF-worthy.
It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.
Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.
They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.
I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.
Okay, so is 7 the minimum or do we have to have more buttons?
bulok
2012-01-09 08:49:02 PM
WTF indeed
I think I'll watch it again
Mobutu
2012-01-09 09:15:31 PM
o.O
cepson
2012-01-09 11:25:50 PM
I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.
Thoroughly With Foil
2012-01-09 11:36:49 PM
Was that the John Wayne Bobbitt Boomerang slice?
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-10 12:34:36 AM
cepson
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I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.
that sounds like something gods would do. i love to nurish myself with the pain of others. maybe i am a god.
AmorousRedDragon
2012-01-10 04:18:43 AM
cepson
:
I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.
Three slices for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for Peperonus on his dark throne
In the Land of Pizza where the cheeses lie.
One Slice to rule them all, One Slice to find them,
One Slice to bring them all and in the deliciousness bind them
In the Land of Pizza where the cheeses lie.
/ftc:
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that three men ate terrible pizza, that's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request, grant me PIZZA DELIVERY! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!"
Perlin Noise
2012-01-10 08:01:01 AM
That weird ass shiat made me laugh
D-D-D-Dave
2012-01-10 09:56:08 AM
SmackLT
:
Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?
*That* is what you point out as odd from the video?
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-10 10:29:41 AM
ballistic123
:
LesserEvil: Well, that was WTF-worthy.
It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.
Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.
They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.
I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.
What buttons?
ballistic123
2012-01-10 12:04:45 PM
StoPPeRmobile
:
What buttons?
Turn off your NoScript.
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