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2012-01-09 12:10:27 AM
What the... I have no idea what the hell that was.
 
2012-01-09 12:22:33 AM
I am high as a kite on absinthe and I have no idea what in the wide world of sports that was.
 
2012-01-09 02:08:39 AM
Severed penises might be NSFW.

Also, HOLY FARK.
 
2012-01-09 09:00:25 AM
Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?
 
2012-01-09 09:20:10 AM
SmackLT: Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?

So the pepperoni's don't fly off?
 
2012-01-09 09:25:09 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-09 09:25:47 AM
I've never seen more appropriate tagging on Liveleak.

"Pizza, Boomerang, Spanish, foreign, film, weird, cut, off, microwave, suicidal, kittens, awkward, moment"

Only missed two.

"Severed, Penis"
 
2012-01-09 09:30:13 AM
StupidFly: I've never seen more appropriate tagging on Liveleak.

"Pizza, Boomerang, Spanish, foreign, film, weird, cut, off, microwave, suicidal, kittens, awkward, moment"

Only missed two.

"Severed, Penis"


I must have missed the kittens in that video.
 
2012-01-09 09:32:45 AM
That's some Japanese-grade WTF right there.
 
2012-01-09 09:44:09 AM
I like the end
"Y estas navidades prueba nuestra especial con sobora 'Rudolf'!"

"This Christmas try our special 'Rudolf' flavor"

I wonder what the story behind this is....
 
2012-01-09 09:46:20 AM
Uh...........
 
2012-01-09 09:52:45 AM
"Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!"
 
2012-01-09 10:16:04 AM
That pizza had penis blood on it and he ate it. Grody.
 
2012-01-09 10:25:39 AM
Well, that was WTF-worthy.

It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.

Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.

They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.
 
2012-01-09 10:40:30 AM
LesserEvil: Well, that was WTF-worthy.

It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.

Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.

They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.


I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.
 
2012-01-09 11:19:49 AM
Well I don't think I'll be eating anything let alone pizza after that flasher scene.
 
2012-01-09 11:21:07 AM
Should I be confused, or frightened?

Or hungry?

WTF grilled octopus?
 
2012-01-09 11:32:12 AM
Let's fighting love.
 
2012-01-09 11:44:35 AM
I need to find something to protect my penis.
 
2012-01-09 11:46:44 AM
I enjoyed that.

Also, I always want to click the advertised links on that site. I don't because they just go to an endless line of click here links and never take you to shiat, but they are so tempting.
 
2012-01-09 11:50:07 AM
calm like a bomb: That's some Japanese-grade WTF right there.

FTA: Photography Takuro Takeuchi.

so that explains that I guess.
 
2012-01-09 12:32:09 PM
ballistic123: That pizza had penis blood on it and he ate it. Grody.

Proof how good the pizza is!
 
2012-01-09 12:46:16 PM
This has to be one of the greatest videos ever produced by man. If I ever come across a boomerang pizza I'm buying at least two, one to try this out with and then one to devour if the first one doesn't return.
 
2012-01-09 01:49:52 PM
I always wondered what happened to that kid from The Road Warrior.
 
2012-01-09 02:13:05 PM
Why would a god need glasses?
 
2012-01-09 02:19:54 PM
Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.
 
2012-01-09 02:37:02 PM
relaxitsjustme: Why would a god need glasses?

Not all gods are as boring as the omnipotent omnipresent Yahweh. Also, coolness factor.
 
2012-01-09 03:23:46 PM
FREDIOHEAD: Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.

It's generally called the Howie Scream.

--Carlos V.
 
2012-01-09 03:33:21 PM
unbelver: FREDIOHEAD: Is there a name for the scream that the big guy did? It seems like a popular sound effect like the Wilhelm scream.

It's generally called the Howie Scream.

--Carlos V.


I can't hear it without flash backs to Dark Forces. Which is odd, because I played way more starcraft and during lulls in the action would spam click the academy.
 
2012-01-09 03:33:27 PM
unbelver: It's generally called the Howie Scream.

--Carlos V.



Thanks a ton for your reply. I will definitely be getting that.
 
2012-01-09 04:31:28 PM
I was somehow oddly amused by that..

/Flashers beware! Boomerang Pizza always returns to the tooth!
 
2012-01-09 06:17:52 PM
ballistic123: LesserEvil: Well, that was WTF-worthy.

It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.

Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.

They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.

I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.


Okay, so is 7 the minimum or do we have to have more buttons?

www.ephemera-inc.com
 
2012-01-09 08:49:02 PM
WTF indeed

I think I'll watch it again
 
2012-01-09 09:15:31 PM
o.O
 
2012-01-09 11:25:50 PM
I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.
 
2012-01-09 11:36:49 PM
Was that the John Wayne Bobbitt Boomerang slice?
 
2012-01-10 12:34:36 AM
cepson: I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.

that sounds like something gods would do. i love to nurish myself with the pain of others. maybe i am a god.
 
2012-01-10 04:18:43 AM
cepson: I think I understand this. The gods crave pizza, but only after it has been bathed in the anguish of human desperation. Peperonus forged a pizza that would tempt mortals but ultimately elude them. After absorbing their misery--and causing a bit of mischief along the way--the pizza would return to the gods, who could then feast on the residue of human suffering it brought to them.

Three slices for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for Peperonus on his dark throne
In the Land of Pizza where the cheeses lie.
One Slice to rule them all, One Slice to find them,
One Slice to bring them all and in the deliciousness bind them
In the Land of Pizza where the cheeses lie.

/ftc:
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that three men ate terrible pizza, that's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request, grant me PIZZA DELIVERY! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!"
 
2012-01-10 08:01:01 AM
That weird ass shiat made me laugh
 
2012-01-10 09:56:08 AM
SmackLT: Why does he throw a boomerang like a discus?

*That* is what you point out as odd from the video?
 
2012-01-10 10:29:41 AM
ballistic123: LesserEvil: Well, that was WTF-worthy.

It also reminds me of the worst pizza place I've ever known... "UFO Pizza" opened on Yonge Street in Toronto sometime in the mid-90s... One looney for a pizza, and they were called "UFO Pizzas" because they didn't toss the dough, resulting in a large bubble in the middle of the personal-sized pizza.

Unfortunately, they used kraft sliced cheese and some bizarre salami along with a teaspoon of sauce. They were so bad, even the homeless couldn't handle them.

They were gone by my next trip to Toronto a few months later.

I'm going to push the "Smart" button on this comment because there isn't an "agree", "like", "thumbs up", or "+1" button. What Fark really needs is more buttons. If you have fewer than 7 buttons, you're just not internetting it hard enough.


What buttons?
 
2012-01-10 12:04:45 PM
StoPPeRmobile: What buttons?

Turn off your NoScript.
 
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