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(ESPN)   Tim Tebow follows in the footsteps of The Father, The Son and The Holy Sh*t   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 92
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2012-01-08 08:28:41 PM
31 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2012-01-08 08:56:47 PM
12 votes:
i.imgur.com

More like Don Raper
2012-01-08 08:33:37 PM
10 votes:
troll.me

/ bears repeating
2012-01-08 08:26:57 PM
9 votes:
About time the white Christian triumphs.
2012-01-08 08:24:26 PM
9 votes:
Also great: "Tebow nails a crossing route for the overtime win"
2012-01-08 08:52:25 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-01-08 08:39:18 PM
7 votes:
img861.imageshack.us
2012-01-08 08:23:25 PM
7 votes:
The headline that was a very close second: "Tebow one-ups Moses, parts the Steel Curtain"
2012-01-08 09:57:44 PM
6 votes:
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."
2012-01-08 08:42:13 PM
6 votes:
i1099.photobucket.com
2012-01-08 08:26:03 PM
6 votes:
If you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior...

...you LOSE - in overtime.
2012-01-08 09:26:03 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
TSD [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 08:35:50 PM
4 votes:
oi43.tinypic.com
2012-01-08 08:29:28 PM
4 votes:
Chuck Norris is suddenly looking over his shoulder....
2012-01-08 08:25:55 PM
4 votes:
Tebow 316 says I just whipped your ass
2012-01-08 08:25:51 PM
4 votes:
It was awesome how Tebow caught that ball and made the Steelers' defense miss.
2012-01-08 09:24:21 PM
3 votes:
Tebow's trade value is as high as it's possibly going to be. Pull the trigger, Elway. Throw in half-a-dozen first-round picks and ask Miami what they want for Mario Chalmers.
2012-01-08 08:51:26 PM
3 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Anyone watching Roethlisberger in the post game press conference? The hell is with the hat?


He wanted the free bowl of soup.
2012-01-08 08:31:12 PM
3 votes:
It's good to know that God uses his son to punish people like Ben Roethlisberger for raping women.
2012-01-08 08:28:15 PM
3 votes:
Looks like Denver gets their own "Local Heroes Nab Sex Offender" poster.
2012-01-09 01:53:49 AM
2 votes:
I haven't been this interested in a white Bronco since the OJ Simpson Chase!
2012-01-08 11:46:14 PM
2 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2012-01-08 11:28:05 PM
2 votes:
My wife asked me why the Steelers didn't at least try throwing the ball to the endzone on the last play in regulation, to which I replied; "There is no way a Hail Mary is going to beat Tim Tebow."
2012-01-08 09:48:37 PM
2 votes:

libranoelrose: [i42.tinypic.com image 500x611]


Ha, ha, looked at that twice before I realized who it was. Now he's joined the dark side.

Also:

www.wrapupp.com

predominantlyorange.com

growabrain.typepad.com



i755.photobucket.com
2012-01-08 09:27:10 PM
2 votes:

degenerate-afro: [i.imgur.com image 594x595]


I thought it was Belichick for a second, then I realized it was smiling.
2012-01-08 09:18:23 PM
2 votes:
If Denver beats the two biggest asshole teams in the history of the NFL in a row, I'm going to start going to church.
2012-01-08 09:02:29 PM
2 votes:
So, has Tebow's game evolved or was it designed this way by some intelligent being (John Fox)?
2012-01-08 09:01:08 PM
2 votes:
Next week should be good.

i.imgur.com
2012-01-08 08:49:34 PM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: The sports tab is going to be unsufferable this coming week.


Tebow loves you. Accept Tebow into your heart and receive his blessing.
2012-01-08 08:42:19 PM
2 votes:

jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?


gift of humility, plus god doesn't like to wear a condom
2012-01-08 08:38:58 PM
2 votes:
If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?
2012-01-08 08:34:42 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Bungle At Work: Nice headline.

You finally go a greenlight right, Unfreakable.


Wait, I did? Hold on, lemme redlight this and go back to find one with a dumb headline, old cliche, misspelling and a broken link. BRB
2012-01-08 08:29:06 PM
2 votes:
i177.photobucket.com
2012-01-08 08:24:34 PM
2 votes:
Tebow 316 (passing yards)
2012-01-08 08:24:29 PM
2 votes:
Football is gay
2012-01-08 08:24:20 PM
2 votes:
F*cking awesome, choke on that Stealers fans. You just got TEBOWED! HAHAHAHA
2012-01-09 02:56:02 PM
1 votes:
News: Tim Tebow walks on water

Fark Haters: Tim Tebow can't swim!
2012-01-09 11:38:31 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Anyone watching Roethlisberger in the post game press conference? The hell is with the hat?


assets.sbnation.com
/hot
/rescaled
2012-01-09 09:38:50 AM
1 votes:

nekom: AdamK: i'm ok with either the broncos or the pats getting to the superbowl for this very reason, both teams have enormous numbers of haters

Very true, but hating the Pats is old and busted, hating Tebow is the new paradigm. I can't wait to see him accidentally a super bowl.


Tebow is the Forrest Gump of the NFL.
2012-01-09 08:58:39 AM
1 votes:
Never seen both of them together, just sayin.

i.imgur.com

www.soccer.com
2012-01-09 01:21:31 AM
1 votes:

apachevoyeur: Wow... hard to believe that some of you deny that Tebow thinks that "God" is helping him out in the game of football.


Wow. Hard to believe you get so angry about that, even if it were true. Go be outraged somewhere else. Glad he won.

/The butthurt in this thread makes it epic
2012-01-09 01:12:23 AM
1 votes:
I grew up in the 80s and dying starving babies were our entertainment, man. That was half of MTV when it wasn't Men at Work or Duran Duran. "We Are the World." We DID dying babies every day, and we didn't whine about them, they were part of popular music and we loved them for it.

Kids these days, who knows what their problem is.
2012-01-09 12:56:42 AM
1 votes:

El Freak: Football is for the easily amused.


so is trolling
2012-01-09 12:00:06 AM
1 votes:
I live in South Florida and everyone here is comparing Tim Tebow to God.

Listen everybody, he may be good, he he is NOT Tim Tebow!



/oblig
//hope no one used already in the thread
///TLDNR
2012-01-08 11:59:38 PM
1 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Don't forget Tony Mandarich.


and there's him too, haven't thought of him in a while

FiatJustitia: Except when you bring up cricket. Then it's all gibberish.


hehe well that's just cricket for ya ;)

ununcle: It's not like Tebow is a clock controling QB


It's not like the Pats have a defensive secondary that could stop a Pop Warner team....
2012-01-08 11:14:46 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I don't give a rat's ass about the Broncos but NOTHING is more pleasurable than watching the brainless Tebow haters lose their shiat over this. I pray to every deity that Tebow wins it all just so I can witness the collective and literal explosion of countless douchebags' heads.


He can win three Superbowls in a row and they'll say he sucks because they don't want to admit they're closet believers.
2012-01-08 10:41:59 PM
1 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2012-01-08 10:38:25 PM
1 votes:
If the Bucs win the Superbowl next year I will be a believer. ;) lol
2012-01-08 10:25:49 PM
1 votes:
As a Texans fan, I would fully support a Troll Bowl, the Tebows vs the Texans, led by THE JAKE
2012-01-08 10:17:25 PM
1 votes:
i242.photobucket.com
2012-01-08 10:11:23 PM
1 votes:

FreakinB: Pssssssh. Like Mario Chalmers would play football. Do you know what would happen if Mario Chalmers played football? He'd play two ways. When on offense, the defense would retreat to the sideline out of respect. They know the futility of attempting to stop Mario Chalmers.

When he's on defense he'd rush the QB, get to a point where it's obvious he'll sack the QB, only to let him throw it so that he can intercept it 20 yards downfield and return it for a TD while giving each offensive lineman a new pair of pants since he knew that he made them shiat themselves in fear.

You couldn't trade 2 NFL teams for Mario Chalmers. That's 106 pennies on a farking Benjamin.


You're...you're right. I'm sorry for proposing such a ridiculous trade. The National Football League wants parity and Mario Chalmers would probably win fourteen or fifteen games if he was his own team. Roger Goodell would never allow it. The only thing you can hope for is that Mario Chalmers' dumbfounded teammates get in his way and accidentally trip him on sixty to eighty plays of the game. It's the only way opposing defenses would even have a chance of stopping him.
2012-01-08 10:06:21 PM
1 votes:

xcracer: Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."


You got my funny vote.
2012-01-08 09:58:13 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-01-08 09:55:25 PM
1 votes:

inglixthemad: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Football is gay

No American "football" is incorrectly named. They have real football, but for some strange reason call it "soccer."


i.imgur.com
2012-01-08 09:44:55 PM
1 votes:

Epiphany: ozzie_stu: I love his god and his god's priorities so much.

[static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

[www.pulitzer.org image 250x200]

please ban this douchebag. posting pictures of dead/dying children is farked up.


You gotta ban god first, he caused it
2012-01-08 09:41:53 PM
1 votes:
Just heard from a bartender: I can serve you a burger, but it may be a Rothlisberger. Will you eat it in the bathroom?
2012-01-08 09:39:03 PM
1 votes:

PanicMan: italie: The Smails Kid: On a positive note, this gives Ben a few more weeks of rapin' time.

That's why he wore his raping hat.

I'm a Steeler's fan, and this comment is fantastic. That hat is comically creepy.


The hat is a poor choice. I think a fedora can be a great fashion statement, but the style Ben has chosen actually makes his big head look even bigger, and that's not good. And the one he chose didn't match the rather nice suit and tie he had on. There are probably a few guys on his team that agree, and yet, they let him walk out of the locker room and go on camera like that without warning him that he looked like a big-headed goober makes you wonder what they think of him in the locker room to let him walk out looking like that.
2012-01-08 09:32:51 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Tebow's trade value is as high as it's possibly going to be. Pull the trigger, Elway. Throw in half-a-dozen first-round picks and ask Miami what they want for Mario Chalmers.


Pssssssh. Like Mario Chalmers would play football. Do you know what would happen if Mario Chalmers played football? He'd play two ways. When on offense, the defense would retreat to the sideline out of respect. They know the futility of attempting to stop Mario Chalmers.

When he's on defense he'd rush the QB, get to a point where it's obvious he'll sack the QB, only to let him throw it so that he can intercept it 20 yards downfield and return it for a TD while giving each offensive lineman a new pair of pants since he knew that he made them shiat themselves in fear.

You couldn't trade 2 NFL teams for Mario Chalmers. That's 106 pennies on a farking Benjamin.
2012-01-08 09:27:59 PM
1 votes:

italie: The Smails Kid: On a positive note, this gives Ben a few more weeks of rapin' time.

That's why he wore his raping hat.


I put on my robe and my raping hat...
2012-01-08 09:24:36 PM
1 votes:

1derful: If Denver beats the two biggest asshole teams in the history of the NFL in a row, I'm going to start going to church.


Empty promise, the Jets aren't even in the playoffs.
2012-01-08 09:23:20 PM
1 votes:
On a positive note, this gives Ben a few more weeks of rapin' time.
2012-01-08 09:19:38 PM
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2012-01-08 09:14:35 PM
1 votes:

Wolfmanjames: Saving that one...


And my contribution...

img208.imageshack.us


Keep in mind Hal Jordan returned the favor at a later date.

pics.livejournal.com

Hal, in this case, may be the Patriots.
2012-01-08 09:12:04 PM
1 votes:
The refs name were, MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, AND JOHN.

Someone is trolling us...
2012-01-08 09:11:05 PM
1 votes:

4NSpy: Next week should be good.

[i.imgur.com image 300x410]


Saving that one...


And my contribution...

img208.imageshack.us
/Not a Tebow fan...
//Just like watching the aploplexy here!
///GO PATS!
2012-01-08 09:06:08 PM
1 votes:

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Lord of Allusions: So, has Tebow's game evolved or was it designed this way by some intelligent being (John Fox)?

John Fox = God
Tim Tebow = Jesus
Von Miller John Elway = Holy Spirit?


FTFY.
2012-01-08 08:56:27 PM
1 votes:
What's with Rothels pimp hat in the postgame interview?

i39.tinypic.com
2012-01-08 08:53:57 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com*

pleasepleaseplease

*substitute Saints for Ponies
2012-01-08 08:51:37 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Oh, and NFL? Your new "fair" rules? Make them actually fair. Steelers deserved their shot too.


Pittsburgh's "shot" was rightfully forfeited when they gave up a 80-yd TD on the first play of OT from a (currently) mediocre QB with less than a full season's worth of career starts. Maybe having at least one defensive player further than 10 yards from the line of scrimmage would have helped on that play...
2012-01-08 08:49:40 PM
1 votes:
Tebow just believes in god harder than the other team.
2012-01-08 08:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Tim Tebow will one day be known as the greatest QB of all time
2012-01-08 08:47:44 PM
1 votes:

Disciple_of_Trogdor: As a dedicated Browns fan, I am torn.

On the one hand, they threw Pissburgers out of the playoffs, which makes me happy in the pants.

On the other hand, they're Denver - who I am required by local ordinance to curse and hate every chance I possibly get.

What do I do, Farkers!?


I was praying for a meteor to hit Mile High.

WHERE IS MY GOD NOW???
2012-01-08 08:47:41 PM
1 votes:

Disciple_of_Trogdor: As a dedicated Browns fan, I am torn.

On the one hand, they threw Pissburgers out of the playoffs, which makes me happy in the pants.

On the other hand, they're Denver - who I am required by local ordinance to curse and hate every chance I possibly get.

What do I do, Farkers!?


Fellow Browns fan here. On the chain of hatred, we're required to take the Broncos over the Steelers. After that, we're free to root against the Broncos unless they're playing the Ravens. Hope this cleared things up for you.
2012-01-08 08:47:22 PM
1 votes:
i1199.photobucket.com
2012-01-08 08:46:18 PM
1 votes:
Tebow just said "Dick has been huge all season".
2012-01-08 08:44:48 PM
1 votes:

Jake Leg: LectertheChef: Jake Leg: Seth'n'Spectrum: Can someone explain the joke? I take it Tebow is an uber-religious quarterback who plays for the Broncos, what am I missing here?

For some reason, Tebow's faith has been politicized by drudge and other conservative news outlets. Like they own him or something. Newsflash - half the guys in the NFL take a knee after a great play. I am not a huge Tebow fan, but it is nice to see two QBs in the same game who are willing to run and take a hit.

If a QB has to run it, then he and/or the offensive line aren't doing their job. It's a desperation move, not a winning strategy.

true. but I watched Bledsoe for years - the guy would run 30 yards backwards to avoid a hit. A QB willing to run has balls, and I tip my hat to that.


bull, bledsoe would need about 10 minutes to run that far, no way he gets the time ;)
2012-01-08 08:42:05 PM
1 votes:
Happy learned how to putt! Uh-oh!
2012-01-08 08:39:29 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Some where out there Michael Irving is considering suicide after running his mouth


He should consider it more strongly.
2012-01-08 08:33:21 PM
1 votes:

Seth'n'Spectrum: Can someone explain the joke? I take it Tebow is an uber-religious quarterback who plays for the Broncos, what am I missing here?


He's Jewish.
2012-01-08 08:31:14 PM
1 votes:
Ok, that's funny.

In all seriousness, I'll jump on the Tebow bandwagon. I'm convinced. More than a few great passes in that game, and against a great pass defense. He has learned how to pass and he is actually going to be a gigantic pain next year.

Oh, and NFL? Your new "fair" rules? Make them actually fair. Steelers deserved their shot too.
2012-01-08 08:29:13 PM
1 votes:
All of the Steelers Superbowls are now null and void. They just got carved up by Tebow.

IT shouldn't have even been close if Denver didn't get screwed on that incomplete pass/fumble play. Denver runs away with the game if they get the call right.
2012-01-08 08:28:43 PM
1 votes:
This is just proof that God wants to see the Broncos lose to the Patriots again.
paj
2012-01-08 08:28:05 PM
1 votes:
Begging for a 'shop or two:
danieldokter.files.wordpress.com
2012-01-08 08:27:33 PM
1 votes:
You mean ESPN actually knows who Tim Tebow is? Or, are they calling him Jim Franklinhossifeffer?
2012-01-08 08:27:22 PM
1 votes:

falcon176: Tebow 316 says I just whipped your ass


You sat there and you raped your sorority sisters AND IT DIDN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE!
2012-01-08 08:26:10 PM
1 votes:

falcon176: 316 passing yards
he must be the real deal


Much like a priest, that Steeler secondary was very exposed. But this time it was the priest being molested. By Jesus no less!
2012-01-08 08:25:41 PM
1 votes:
I love how Tebus only Tebowed when he noticed the cameras were on him.
2012-01-08 08:25:41 PM
1 votes:
as long as the steelers lose, im happy!
2012-01-08 08:25:22 PM
1 votes:
Tebow>New overtime rules
2012-01-08 08:25:21 PM
1 votes:
Gonna be hard for Elway to cut him in the offseason
2012-01-08 08:24:04 PM
1 votes:
316 passing yards
he must be the real deal
2012-01-08 08:17:11 PM
1 votes:
Props Subby, great headline.
 
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