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GAT_00		2012-01-08 08:38:07 PM

carnifex2005: Copy and past from Bill Simmons mailbag on Friday...

Oh God. If the Tebows win the Super Bowl, the Internet is going to blow a gasket.

And it would be the perfect Disney sports movie. Oh shiat.

Jake Leg		2012-01-08 08:38:24 PM

Pratty: Hilarious headline, great game, Tebow definately showed improvement, even with the blown coverage he made a lot more throws and had a lot less bad misses.

316 yards...what are the odds.

yeah, he makes the big plays, but in the end, he doesn't seem to have consistent accuracy

jst3p		2012-01-08 08:38:58 PM

If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey		2012-01-08 08:39:16 PM

video man: Oh my god. Check out what's going on the 4chans at /sp/. Priceless. PRICELESS.

4chan'ers talking about sports? *blink* *blink*

/not brave enough to do that

the_vegetarian_cannibal		2012-01-08 08:39:18 PM

The Smails Kid		2012-01-08 08:39:22 PM

JudgeItoBox: I don't know what you're all crying about.

There's still no god.

Excellency, fiddlesticks. My name's Fred, and I'm a man!

Bio-nic		2012-01-08 08:39:28 PM

let the butthurt flow, it will be glorious.

This text is now purple		2012-01-08 08:39:29 PM

smerfnablin: Some where out there Michael Irving is considering suicide after running his mouth

He should consider it more strongly.

Scruffinator		2012-01-08 08:39:44 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: video man: Oh my god. Check out what's going on the 4chans at /sp/. Priceless. PRICELESS.

4chan'ers talking about sports? *blink* *blink*

/not brave enough to do that

It auto plays "All he does is win" mashup thingee.

Dougie AXP		2012-01-08 08:39:51 PM

jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

Da wha?

cameroncrazy1984		2012-01-08 08:39:56 PM

Oh my god. I just had a realization.

New England's secondary is even worse.

Hector Remarkable		2012-01-08 08:39:57 PM

Satan.

tenpoundsofcheese		2012-01-08 08:40:02 PM

great line subby.
lol funny.
thanks!

SilentStrider		2012-01-08 08:40:06 PM

GAT_00: Oh God. If the Tebows win the Super Bowl, the Internet is going to blow a gasket.

This week I actually thought was plausible given Ben's health, Pouncey being out, and the fact that Ben was on the cover of SI this week.
I can't see them beating the Patriots with a healthy Tom Brady next week, though. Possible I guess, but I'm just not seeing it.

LectertheChef		2012-01-08 08:40:08 PM

Jake Leg: Seth'n'Spectrum: Can someone explain the joke? I take it Tebow is an uber-religious quarterback who plays for the Broncos, what am I missing here?

For some reason, Tebow's faith has been politicized by drudge and other conservative news outlets. Like they own him or something. Newsflash - half the guys in the NFL take a knee after a great play. I am not a huge Tebow fan, but it is nice to see two QBs in the same game who are willing to run and take a hit.

If a QB has to run it, then he and/or the offensive line aren't doing their job. It's a desperation move, not a winning strategy.

ole prophet		2012-01-08 08:40:11 PM

skinink: "Tebow Time is Over"

Comments are disabled. Hilarious.

Owangotang		2012-01-08 08:40:13 PM

robsul82: Owangotang: Tim Tebow > Matt Ryan

Deion Sanders is having a fit on NFL Network right now.

LOL

Tim Tebow - 1

Matty Hype - 0

0 for 3, don't forget lol. Matty Ass

heinekenftw		2012-01-08 08:40:36 PM

I still hate him.

And yes, I'm jelly.

The Smails Kid		2012-01-08 08:40:44 PM

jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

Yeah, was wondering what was up with that. Thought it was a split lip from taking one to the chops, but on an interview today it definitely looked like Jeteritis.

jst3p		2012-01-08 08:40:46 PM

Dougie AXP: jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

Da wha?

Watching the press conference now, he has a big nasty cold sore looking thing.

GAT_00		2012-01-08 08:40:53 PM

SilentStrider: GAT_00: Oh, and NFL? Your new "fair" rules? Make them actually fair. Steelers deserved their shot too.

I've never understood this. the team that doesn't have the ball has their defense. Why don't we say, when they lose "well, their defense should have played better", not "their offense should have had a chance"?

Something worth pointing out here.

This year, according to ESPN, the Steelers allowed only 7 30+ yard pass plays this year. Tebow burned them for three tonight, including two in a row earlier in the night. That's insane. This was literally either an epic beating of a damn good defense or an epic collapse, and that didn't look like a collapse.

alwaysjaded		2012-01-08 08:40:57 PM

That was the best game of the weekend. And I'm saying that as a Texans fan who saw his team win their first playoff game ever. I have a cousin in Denver who is freaking out right now. Called me right after the game. I could hear the stadium in the background.

LawrencePerson: A Tebow-Texans AFC Finals would make a lot of sports analysts' heads explode and a lot of Casino owners cry. Make it so!

Definitely O.K. with this.

HawgWild: Oh, wow. I did a search for it and found it on someone's Facebook. Ha ha!

Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed be thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

Hawg, you really should have worked your name in there somewhere. I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing that in other places and no ones gonna know where it came from.

HawgWild		2012-01-08 08:41:18 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: While I'm sure I'll get one-upped by many people, I think is this is the best, most exciting playoff game I've ever seen. For the record, I've been watching since 2006.

I keep forgetting you're, like, 14 or something.

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-01-08 08:41:28 PM

eddievercetti		2012-01-08 08:41:44 PM

"You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Tebow 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

khhsdude		2012-01-08 08:42:05 PM

Happy learned how to putt! Uh-oh!

walkerhound		2012-01-08 08:42:13 PM

AnEvilGuest		2012-01-08 08:42:19 PM

jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

gift of humility, plus god doesn't like to wear a condom

GAT_00		2012-01-08 08:42:26 PM

SilentStrider: GAT_00: Oh God. If the Tebows win the Super Bowl, the Internet is going to blow a gasket.

This week I actually thought was plausible given Ben's health, Pouncey being out, and the fact that Ben was on the cover of SI this week.
I can't see them beating the Patriots with a healthy Tom Brady next week, though. Possible I guess, but I'm just not seeing it.

So did I, but I didn't see it happening in this kind of dramatic manner.

Jake Leg: Pratty: Hilarious headline, great game, Tebow definately showed improvement, even with the blown coverage he made a lot more throws and had a lot less bad misses.

316 yards...what are the odds.

yeah, he makes the big plays, but in the end, he doesn't seem to have consistent accuracy

The 316 yards thing is more WTF when you remember what he paints onto his face every week: John 3:16.

This is seriously a Disney movie in progress. Or God is the most awesome troll ever.

Jake Leg		2012-01-08 08:42:32 PM

LectertheChef: Jake Leg: Seth'n'Spectrum: Can someone explain the joke? I take it Tebow is an uber-religious quarterback who plays for the Broncos, what am I missing here?

For some reason, Tebow's faith has been politicized by drudge and other conservative news outlets. Like they own him or something. Newsflash - half the guys in the NFL take a knee after a great play. I am not a huge Tebow fan, but it is nice to see two QBs in the same game who are willing to run and take a hit.

If a QB has to run it, then he and/or the offensive line aren't doing their job. It's a desperation move, not a winning strategy.

true. but I watched Bledsoe for years - the guy would run 30 yards backwards to avoid a hit. A QB willing to run has balls, and I tip my hat to that.

HawgWild		2012-01-08 08:42:36 PM

alwaysjaded: Hawg, you really should have worked your name in there somewhere. I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing that in other places and no ones gonna know where it came from.

But we will know. Oh, yes. We will know.

VvonderJesus		2012-01-08 08:43:18 PM

Tebow just said the best thing about the day was hanging out with a little girl who's went through 70 surgeries. You can't hate this guy. And I'm sorry, but if you hate him then it is because of his religion.

italie		2012-01-08 08:43:34 PM

Christ, (pun intended) at this rate you Denveridians are never going to be rid of him.

//If he wins a Superbowl I will personally send a video to John Elway of me laughing uncontrollably for 15 minutes.

Jake Leg		2012-01-08 08:43:54 PM

GAT_00: SilentStrider: GAT_00: Oh God. If the Tebows win the Super Bowl, the Internet is going to blow a gasket.

This week I actually thought was plausible given Ben's health, Pouncey being out, and the fact that Ben was on the cover of SI this week.
I can't see them beating the Patriots with a healthy Tom Brady next week, though. Possible I guess, but I'm just not seeing it.

So did I, but I didn't see it happening in this kind of dramatic manner.

Jake Leg: Pratty: Hilarious headline, great game, Tebow definately showed improvement, even with the blown coverage he made a lot more throws and had a lot less bad misses.

316 yards...what are the odds.

yeah, he makes the big plays, but in the end, he doesn't seem to have consistent accuracy

The 316 yards thing is more WTF when you remember what he paints onto his face every week: John 3:16.

This is seriously a Disney movie in progress. Or God is the most awesome troll ever.

ha - yeah, Drudge is going to be all over that

jst3p		2012-01-08 08:43:59 PM

AnEvilGuest: jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

gift of humility, plus god doesn't like to wear a condom

You would think he would wrap up his jummy after the whole "Mary" incident..

Bartleby the Scrivener		2012-01-08 08:44:02 PM

Passive Aggressive Larry: Fark shiatsburgh. Fark Steelers fans. Fark Roethlisberger. Now we can all enjoy the rest of the playoffs without having to see Roethlisberger's fat farking face disgracing our televisions, or listen to the obnoxious, arrogant garbage that Steelers fans so regularly spew out of their mouths.

Thats not very passive there, larry.

Owangotang		2012-01-08 08:44:23 PM

I don't think any of this crap has anything to do with God but I'll be damned if it ain't a sh*tton of fun!

Stealers: 0 new playoff overtime wins.

Tim Tebow: 1 new playoff overtime win.

FriarReb98		2012-01-08 08:44:42 PM

9beers		2012-01-08 08:44:48 PM

Shut up heathens, Teebus is speaking.

AnEvilGuest		2012-01-08 08:44:48 PM

Jake Leg: LectertheChef: Jake Leg: Seth'n'Spectrum: Can someone explain the joke? I take it Tebow is an uber-religious quarterback who plays for the Broncos, what am I missing here?

For some reason, Tebow's faith has been politicized by drudge and other conservative news outlets. Like they own him or something. Newsflash - half the guys in the NFL take a knee after a great play. I am not a huge Tebow fan, but it is nice to see two QBs in the same game who are willing to run and take a hit.

If a QB has to run it, then he and/or the offensive line aren't doing their job. It's a desperation move, not a winning strategy.

true. but I watched Bledsoe for years - the guy would run 30 yards backwards to avoid a hit. A QB willing to run has balls, and I tip my hat to that.

bull, bledsoe would need about 10 minutes to run that far, no way he gets the time ;)

The Smails Kid		2012-01-08 08:45:01 PM

Free Radical		2012-01-08 08:45:23 PM

If Santorum can somehow get Tebow to endorse him...

Owangotang		2012-01-08 08:45:53 PM

Enjoy the butthurt, fellas and dames!

Pittsburgh ESPN radio (new window)

Disciple_of_Trogdor		2012-01-08 08:46:03 PM

As a dedicated Browns fan, I am torn.

On the one hand, they threw Pissburgers out of the playoffs, which makes me happy in the pants.

On the other hand, they're Denver - who I am required by local ordinance to curse and hate every chance I possibly get.

What do I do, Farkers!?

Jake Leg		2012-01-08 08:46:07 PM

VvonderJesus: Tebow just said the best thing about the day was hanging out with a little girl who's went through 70 surgeries. You can't hate this guy. And I'm sorry, but if you hate him then it is because of his religion.

Definitely not - he seems like a great guy and is one hell of an exciting QB to watch. That's why it pisses me off when they post shiat online like, 'see, he pulls off these miracles because of Jebus!' No, he pulls it off because he has a great arm and takes risks.

9beers		2012-01-08 08:46:18 PM

Tebow just said "Dick has been huge all season".

AnEvilGuest		2012-01-08 08:46:22 PM

jst3p: AnEvilGuest: jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

gift of humility, plus god doesn't like to wear a condom

You would think he would wrap up his jummy after the whole "Mary" incident..

he didn't care, try and serve a non-support judgement on him, see if you can even find his house.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus		2012-01-08 08:46:30 PM

jst3p: Dougie AXP: jst3p: If God loves Tebow why does he have the herp?

Da wha?

Watching the press conference now, he has a big nasty cold sore looking thing.

He stayed at the Mon Chalet last night.

p4p3rm4t3		2012-01-08 08:46:36 PM

What is this I don't even...

SilentStrider		2012-01-08 08:46:41 PM

Jake Leg: A QB willing to run has balls, and I tip my hat to that.

the problem with being willing to run is that you take more hits. If you have a guy with a build like Big Ben's or Aaron Rodgers, then they can take it a little better, but even then they're still going to get more injuries than a pure pocket passer like Eli Manning.

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