Depends on whether or not she gives the worlds most awesome BJer or not.
They can look as hot as all get out and be cadavers in the sack or have the
personality of a brick. Yes I say that from personal experience.

/for every hot chick there's some guy that's sick of her shiat.
//had to be said.

what are the "best features" of megan fox?

moothemagiccow: what are the "best features" of megan fox?

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I have toe thumbs. No one even notices unless I point it out.

Is this where I say 'EIP'?

Because black, indian, asian, and hispanic women don't exist.

/Thats my preference in order
//maybe brunettes somewhere in there.

Ok, they convinced me. I'll fark Kim.

Ultimate Attention Whore? Sure.

Substitute Maria Menosunos for Gwynenth Paltrow. Kick out Kate Middleton and replace with Sofia Vergara. Remove Kira Knightly and add some Rashida Jones (for color)

Then we'll talk


In other news, this is the first time I ever typed out Gwyneth Paltrow

If I take Caviar, Lobster, Porterhouse steak, belgian waffles, stilton, egg rolls and chocolate eclairs and put them into a blender to 'make them one'

I get what's called a dog's dinner. Don't want to touch it, or put it anywhere near me.

But by themselves, enjoyed in any sequence as individuals, (or in rare occasions when things compliment one another) I'm exceedingly happy.

jake3_14: Who needs the "ultimate" woman? Any of the Sun's page 3 girls could eat graham crackers in my bed after farking.

Ooh, today's a Poppy day. And by today, I mean Monday, which they've started in Great Britain already. And she has a new 360 now too.

Great Googley-Moogley! How much did Kimmie pay for this story?

It's like a sexy Voltron!

/not actually terribly attracted to Kim K...but the rest, mrowr!

FunkOut: Nooooo, Kate Beckinsale on her own is just fine.

How about NO

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I have toe thumbs. No one even notices mentions them unless I point it out.

They notice.

If you add all their butts together in one massive butt it's the same size as Kardashian's?

There's a fair amount of actual scientific research done on what makes the most beautiful face. The celebrities that have the best ratios (according to one study) are Liz Hurley, Shania Twain and Jessica Alba. Which makes sense to me.

/Kim Kardashian is really good looking
//If you're not attracted to her, either you only like rail-thin girls or you dislike her for personality reasons
///Both are fine, not criticizing

lacydog: /Kim Kardashian is really good looking
//If you're not attracted to her, either you only like rail-thin girls or you dislike her for personality reasons
///Both are fine, not criticizing

Aestethically, I can see what you mean, but, honestly, it IS the personality, the vapidness and the over saturation of her in media that really push me away from being attracted to her.

PizzaJedi81: lacydog: /Kim Kardashian is really good looking
//If you're not attracted to her, either you only like rail-thin girls or you dislike her for personality reasons
///Both are fine, not criticizing

Aestethically, I can see what you mean, but, honestly, it IS the personality, the vapidness and the over saturation of her in media that really push me away from being attracted to her.

If I saw a picture of her and didn't know who she was I'd say she's hot. I'd say Paris Hilton is cute though and I would rather fark the average girl at any bar in America over her.

STDs are not part of my ultimate woman.

FunkOut: I have small hands

Oh, god...youre a carney, aren't you?

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I have toe thumbs. No one even notices mentions them unless I point it out.

They notice.

I was in classes with people for months and all of a sudden a girl says "OMG, you have little thumbs! They're so cute!" Then have everyone gathering around to marvel at my thumbs. Then again, I have small hands, it's not like it's little thumbs on regular adult sized hands.

A girl I saw for a bit had tiny hands, but they looked like T-rex claws. Stubby, and the nails didn't help. I know it's not something you can help, but damn.

FunkOut: Nooooo, Kate Beckinsale on her own is just fine.

Fun fact: I just read an article yesterday that says she studied French and Russian literature at Oxford and almost went to medical school. So she's hot AND smart.

And the even better news is that she has a knock-down, drag-out catfight with Jessica Biel in the upcoming Total Recall remake. Giggity!

fusillade762: And the even better news is that she has a knock-down, drag-out catfight with Jessica Biel in the upcoming Total Recall remake. Giggity!

Well, I shan't be leaving my bunk for some time.

Usually my list of ultimate women traits starts like:
1. likes me enough not to cheat
2. Wants to have sex as much as I do and when I do
3. Her belly does not protrude and is not stretched beyond repair and she does not smell bad or have an STD
4. At least most people would think she is normally attractive.


Without #1 AND #2 she is worthless to me.

Whoretron^tm displays a disturbing lack of Scarlett Johannson

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I have toe thumbs. No one even notices unless I point it out.

I think they're freaked out by your creepy eyes.

/just kidding
//not really

I gotta say that their top 8 is very far from my top 8 ... so the result would not be a Kardashian.

FunkOut: I was in classes with people for months and all of a sudden a girl says "OMG, you have little thumbs! They're so cute!"

The perfect thing to say when they wanted to look at your tits.