In a row?

Pens fan. Figures.

Because 2 just isn't enough. 3? Amateurs.

except he didn't chain himself to a Walgreens.

/reading comprehension, get some

Wow. Creative, original, and daring.

/golf clap

calbert: except he didn't chain himself to a Walgreens.

/reading comprehension, get some

If they took the time to read it, they might be too late to get the greenlight.

It's good to have life goals.

Been Caught Sucking.

agoodamerican: this guy 2012 hes still less crazy then most of the republicans

Another CFL. Do you just go around all day blaming republicans for all the problems in the world?

Also, why don't you look up homophones.

This Is The Third Time A Man Dressed Like A Woman And Chained Himself Up Near Her Local Walgreens

my bucket list involves alot of wine, cheese, and moderate amounts of high explosive. and about 1000 white rabbits.

The whine of the engines was almost deafening. The aircraft was heading directly for the high-rise building, which was surmounted by a moderate amount of explosives. If only the small army of rabbits could reach the building first, disaster might be avoided!
Cheese.

"Cross-dressing freak" was a little harsh. Maybe he could soften that rhetoric up a little by saying something like "he's a whimsical wearer of ladies undergarments" or "he is abnormally insistent on dressing like a pretty princess." A freak is someone that lets their dog put his tongue in their mouth on purpose, and then tries to kiss me afterwards. Use it correctly next time.

Or as I call it, "Wednesday".

formerfloozy: "Cross-dressing freak" was a little harsh. Maybe he could soften that rhetoric up a little by saying something like "he's a whimsical wearer of ladies undergarments" or "he is abnormally insistent on dressing like a pretty princess." A freak is someone that lets their dog put his tongue in their mouth on purpose, and then tries to kiss me afterwards. Use it correctly next time.

+1

Things aren't going well for Chaz Bono.

/hot like pizzabombs

Le Geno Vert: /hot like pizzabombs

Hey....hey.....calm down. It's nothing to lose your head over.

I know it sucks that Walgreen doesn't accept Express Scripts, but you don't have to go this far. There's lots of other pharmacies out there.

some_beer_drinker: about 1000 white rabbits.

What did the rabbits ever do to you??

"Carr was cross-dressing by wearing makeup"
like most TV presenters and rock stars?

"female eyeglasses"
so that would be 'glasses' then

"a female shirt"
well golly gosh, a flouncy blouse with buttons that do up the wrong way

"female pants"
so that would be 'pants'

"stockings and high heels,"
which, I assume would be hidden by the pants...........and, from the bias in the rest of the article, i can imagine anything which isnt a flat brogue would be described as 'high heels'

so, what we have is a man wearing glasses, a shirt which is a bit OTT and does up the wrong way, pants and some sort of high heeled shoes
I don't think RuPaul needs to worry.

We call that Friday night in Fresno . Nothing to see here move on .