My penis just shot itself

Excellent headline subby. Well done.

Boy, his female incarnation is a LOT hotter than she is.

/NTTAWWT
//eye bleach please

I always wondered what became of Mrs. Garrett.

How sad is it that the Tranny is hotter than the wife?

We sure the one on the left was the dude?

Farkazoid: I always wondered what became of Mrs. Garrett.

hahahaha! I thought she looked familiar.

someone throw that woman from a train

What's she chewing on?

loonatic112358: someone throw that woman from a train

It looks like they already did.

My penis just tried to commit seppuku. Where it got the tiny katana from, I have no idea.

Holy god, her face is melting off.

"Now that's a proper red card".

BigLuca: My penis just tried to commit seppuku. Where it got the tiny katana from, I have no idea.

So did mine, but it used a regular sized one ;)

I can be as catty as the next chick, but that looks more like a 10 years +one stroke before and after than a regular ten years later thing (even the haircut and pose to try to hide the asymmetry of the face.)
So, yeah, welcome to fark and all, but it's not like one of those before and after meth chicks.

What a world.

Chinchillazilla: Husband is much more attractive as a woman than he was as a man.

Wife... Uh. Maybe she can turn into a man?

Thom Yorke?

Chinchillazilla: Husband is much more attractive as a woman than he was as a man.

Wife... Uh. Maybe she can turn into a man?

It sure as shiat couldn't hurt.

My penis shrank into its hood, started listening to emo music and after a short period of navel gazing now just stares at my feet, and ignores all outside stimulus.

BigLuca: katana

OR my Tanto must be bigger than your Katana

I know I've read this before, and I'm pretty sure it was on FARK.

I think I vomited a little.

Two...weeks. TWO! WEEKS!

/get ready for a surprise

I'm gonna guess at least half the people posting in this thread aren't exactly GQ models themselves.

But don't let that interfere with the daily "UGLY WOMEN SHOULD DIE LOLLERSKATEZ" thread.

crazy + alcohol =

good thing you can't actually change your sex or this would be something more than just a bodily mutilation article!

there's a girl in me
that makes me wear bright colors when i walk the streets

and there's a girl in me
that makes me want to feel you deep inside of me

and there's a girl in me
makes me pose before a mirror like a movie star
and makes wanna dance around the pole instead of sitting at the bar

well the man in me must love the girl in you

'cause there's someone in me
that sees you without clothes and sees what i should be
and heaven only knows what will become of me

'cause there's a man in me
that wants to dominate you
and put you in your place

and there's a man in me
that wishes i had a beard and mustache on my face

and there's a man in me
that gets short of breath in the girls locker room
and wants you to be the bride and me to be the groom

well the girl in me must love the man in you

'cause there's someone in me
that sees you without clothes and sees what i should be
and heaven only knows what will become of me

'cause there's someone in me
that others knew is not the way that i should be
god chose for me
a color and lord knows that she may not agree
we should explore our mirror sexuality
but we can share our secrets in our privacy

the girl in me must love the man in you
the man in me must love the girl in you
the you in me must love the me in you

Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.

She's been touched by Frankenstein. And I'm referring to Jayne's wife

Laverne and Shirley....The hardship years.

With the way her face seems to have melted downward and seems to be drooping more on one side, I'm genuinely wondering if the redhead had a stroke or some other severe medical issue somewhere between the two pictures. Yes, people age over time, but typically not *that* badly or specifically.

Meanwhile, her partner seems to have turned back the clock a few years herself. I'd heard that hormones in the MTF transition have been known to take a couple of years off, but despite 10 years between photos she actually seems a few years *younger*.

It's just nice to see one married couple stick through things regardless. Your wife's face melts - either due to medical complication or horrible genes? No problem. You think your husband may be cheating? Move on. Turns out that your husband wants to be a woman? Let's renew our vows! *That* is a committed relationship, ladies and gentlemen.

My penis just fell off

wambu: What's she chewing on?

A combination of Limburger, haggis, with a habanero on the side.

BigLuca: My penis just tried to commit seppuku. Where it got the tiny katana from, I have no idea.