Lux Lambert: culebra: Right about now, enterprising young men and women across America are organizing office pools for the first public use of the "N" word in reference to Obama by an elected GOP official.

Pick your spots wisely folks, and don't forget that April 1st has a built in "plausible" deniability feature!

I'm honest to God surprised that to my knowledge he hasn't been called "uppity" yet...

Rush did call Michelle uppity. I think that is close enough.

I suppose you libtards don't know what satire is.

Man, that overzealous staffer is burning the midnight oil. Does he ever get a day off?

Satanic_Hamster: Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but what happens when a patent troll buys up all of the Zorastoran and Babylonian IP and sues you for infringement?

Become a Gozer worshiper.

I ran Gozer for a little while back in the '80s. Maybe it's changed since then, but I don't remember it being terribly user-friendly.

Lux Lambert: I'm honest to God surprised that to my knowledge he hasn't been called "uppity" yet...

Surprise! *

Rush Limbaugh: NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama for 'uppity-ism' (new window)

* / Not actually surprising

Resign, asshat.

Sabyen91: JohnRanger: There is a law against it. How about threatening the life of the President? He was talking to other people, how about conspiracy? They were government officials, how about treason?

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How is that threatening? Everybody knows prayer doesn't work.

Prayer has motivated some people to the the real world world to solve solutions.

See: Dr Tillier as a example

I hope his Secret Service visit is fun.

What do you mean Jesus would have sent them to hell for asking for Obama's death?

Remember a simpler time, in 2002, when conservatives were united in the belief that all Americans should support their president in a time of war, and that all dissenters, questioners and free-thinkers were at the very least partisan hacks and at most, terrorist traitors?

Yeah, those were the days.

I think we all know what Mike O'Neal's Fark handle is.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Resign, asshat.

Resign? He just added points to his "base".

Kumana Wanalaia: Remember a simpler time, in 2002, when conservatives were united in the belief that all Americans should support their president in a time of war, and that all dissenters, questioners and free-thinkers were at the very least partisan hacks and at most, terrorist traitors?

Yeah, those were the days.

Um, the president then was a white Republican, so, apples and oranges.

thomps: the grinch picture thing is just bad fwd:email humor. the "mrs. yomama" bit is boring and racist. i think it's a really big stretch to call that bible verse bit a call for the death of anyone though, unless he is a biden fan.

As pointed out upthread...

violentsalvation: Next verse, Psalm 109:9 : "Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow."

Real farking classy.

As a conservative I dont see people in terms of race, but the Obaboonmas need to stop spending their welfare checks on foreign Hawaiian vacations and leave the White Hizzy and go back to the ghettos of the jungles of southside Kenya, with the rest of the tribal thug gangster zulus and drink purple drank koolaid malt liquor out of the lagoon where they hunt fried chicken by chucking spears out of their gats in their baggy pants which hang down at their knees revealing their loincloths.

Raharu: If I was the president, after some political Yahoo did something like this.

I would ask them to come visit me in the White house, On my dime no less.

I would invite them to dinner, cigars, maybe some beer out back. Talk it through.

Why you ask? Well because, how awkward would that be for them?

If they refused, I would make time in my schedule later that week for a surprise office visit to have a friendly chat... no matter how that chat went, I would leave saying it went splendidly, and that Political Figure X and I really came to an understanding and hit it off!

Repeated because I approve of these high-class thumbscrews. I suspect they'll only work on warm-blooded creatures, however....

Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?

Mine. Blessedly, he died in 1994, before the rise of the Internet.

/otherwise he would be the king of the racist forward

Religion of peace/hope/love strikes again.

So is anybody in the Republican party going to denounce him for doing this? Because if know if the shoe was on the other foot the Republicans would be crying how they are being victimized, how there is a war against them, demanding a public apology from the person that did it and the Democratic party heads, and demanding that the Democratic party make this guy step down. But because it was a Republican doing this to Obama it is just an isolated incident.

Dwight_Yeast: Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?

Mine. Blessedly, he died in 1994, before the rise of the Internet.

/otherwise he would be the king of the racist forward

I lucked out. Only people my granddad hated were Italians, and that's just because two of them shot him during World War II.

you are a puppet: As a conservative I dont see people in terms of race, but the Obaboonmas need to stop spending their welfare checks on foreign Hawaiian vacations and leave the White Hizzy and go back to the ghettos of the jungles of southside Kenya, with the rest of the tribal thug gangster zulus and drink purple drank koolaid malt liquor out of the lagoon where they hunt fried chicken by chucking spears out of their gats in their baggy pants which hang down at their knees revealing their loincloths.

Now that shiat is funny.

Seeing as the GOP has already lost their minds on Obama's election, can you imagine how far off the deep end they're gonna go when he gets reelected? Scary times ahead of us...

jonohull: you are a puppet: As a conservative I dont see people in terms of race, but the Obaboonmas need to stop spending their welfare checks on foreign Hawaiian vacations and leave the White Hizzy and go back to the ghettos of the jungles of southside Kenya, with the rest of the tribal thug gangster zulus and drink purple drank koolaid malt liquor out of the lagoon where they hunt fried chicken by chucking spears out of their gats in their baggy pants which hang down at their knees revealing their loincloths.

Now that shiat is funny.

It was, but a watermelon reference would have really made it shine.

I'm Yukon Cornelius: ongbok: So is anybody in the Republican party going to denounce him for doing this? Because if know if the shoe was on the other foot the Republicans would be crying how they are being victimized, how there is a war against them, demanding a public apology from the person that did it and the Democratic party heads, and demanding that the Democratic party make this guy step down. But because it was a Republican doing this to Obama it is just an isolated incident.

nah, the most we'll see is a few of them will try to change the subject by pulling the old "b-b-b-but somebody who looks like a liberal held up a protest sign wanting to kill Bush!" card, or they'll go on and on about "Death of a President" ignoring the fact that this movie treated the hypothetical assassination of George W. Bush as a bad thing.

And the sad thing is they will post a picture of a protest sign from a protest that happened in a foreign country.

jbc: "Mike went to college on a National Science Foundation scholarship, attending the University of Kansas..."

Non-issue. Typical Beaker scum.



When reached for comment on such a hateful statement, the subject passionately declared, "Mee mee mee meeep, mee mee. Meee...mee!" Then he exploded.

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vernonFL: Michelle Obama is black and she has a big butt and she's married to Barack Obama, who is the first black President and he likes black women with big butts.

Or, as the great poet and sage Sir Mixalot hath postulated.

Dwight_Yeast: Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?

Mine. Blessedly, he died in 1994, before the rise of the Internet.

/otherwise he would be the king of the racist forward

pretty sure Charles Barkley is the king of the racist forwards

Boots onna ground Boots onna ground
lookin' like a tool wit dem boots onna ground.

/next one to say "shovel ready"
//I have a shovel ready
///and a hole dug

skullkrusher: Dwight_Yeast: Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?

Mine. Blessedly, he died in 1994, before the rise of the Internet.

/otherwise he would be the king of the racist forward

pretty sure Charles Barkley is the king of the racist forwards

Now, that's just turrble.

Republicans will compare a nameless protester with ongbok: So is anybody in the Republican party going to denounce him for doing this? Because if know if the shoe was on the other foot the Republicans would be crying how they are being victimized, how there is a war against them, demanding a public apology from the person that did it and the Democratic party heads, and demanding that the Democratic party make this guy step down. But because it was a Republican doing this to Obama it is just an isolated incident.

They will of course say a nameless protester with no known ties to the Democratic party attacking republicans in a similar matter is EXACTLY THE SAME as a GOP speaker of the house doing such things.

/both sides are the same, so vote republican

Anyone still a republican is a farking moron and de facto endorser of this shiat.

Yes, you too. That $20 you just gave to the local party is $20 the national GOP can pump into frothing up the rubes and teabaggers. This kind of continued shiat is inexcusable.

/ex-republican
//got over it.
///you can too.

Weaver95: simplicimus: Well, I'm running the gnostic kernel with a catholic GUI. Not very stable.

should work fine, so long as you don't try to read the help files.

Just don't try the Evangelical UI. That one, well, the help files blame the user for everything. Double blame if you're a woman.

Maybe I'll vote for a Democrat.
That's the beauty of Democrats.
Once they get elected, they start acting like Republicans.

/~Homer Simpson.

stoli n coke: skullkrusher: Dwight_Yeast: Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?

Mine. Blessedly, he died in 1994, before the rise of the Internet.

/otherwise he would be the king of the racist forward

pretty sure Charles Barkley is the king of the racist forwards

Now, that's just turrble.

heh yea it wasn't Grade A material