inglixthemad: Weaver95: simplicimus: Well, I'm running the gnostic kernel with a catholic GUI. Not very stable.

should work fine, so long as you don't try to read the help files.

Just don't try the Evangelical UI. That one, well, the help files blame the user for everything. Double blame if you're a woman.

No, that UI is totally incompatible with my kernel.

Dr.Zom: >vernonFL: Michelle Obama is black and she has a big butt and she's married to Barack Obama, who is the first black President and he likes black women with big butts.

Ladies and Gentleman, the GOP Platform for 2012!

At least they cannot lie, nor are other brothers able to deny this.

My first and only visit to Kansas was a week after Obama was elected. Being law school nerds, we went to the historical site for Brown v Board of Ed. The school has been preserved just as it was. Half of my group would have had to walk down the hallway marked 'Colored' and now we had a black president. It was a humbling moment - until we got to the parking lot where a dad was explaining to his son that it was cause of the courts that one of 'them' was president now.

Somacandra: Dr.Zom: >vernonFL: Michelle Obama is black and she has a big butt and she's married to Barack Obama, who is the first black President and he likes black women with big butts.

Ladies and Gentleman, the GOP Platform for 2012!

At least they cannot lie, nor are other brothers able to deny this.

Oh, my, god. Hannity, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
The President's wife
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

moonscatter: My first and only visit to Kansas was a week after Obama was elected. Being law school nerds, we went to the historical site for Brown v Board of Ed. The school has been preserved just as it was. Half of my group would have had to walk down the hallway marked 'Colored' and now we had a black president. It was a humbling moment - until we got to the parking lot where a dad was explaining to his son that it was cause of the courts that one of 'them' was president now.

+2 gazillion

Wait a minute... Obama's black?

/I thought he was just an incredibly hip dude with a good tan.
//Who knew?

Another cowardly conservative hiding behind a make believe god that who Cthulhu look like a nice guy.

Gyrfalcon: thomps: the grinch picture thing is just bad fwd:email humor. the "mrs. yomama" bit is boring and racist. i think it's a really big stretch to call that bible verse bit a call for the death of anyone though, unless he is a biden fan.

It's the rest of it:

May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership.
9 May his children be fatherless
and his wife a widow.
10 May his children be wandering beggars;
may they be driven[a] from their ruined homes.

Not just kill the bastard, drive his orphaned children starving from their homes. Nice.

yeah, but to be fair i don't think there are a lot of biblical passages for peaceable democratic efforts to oust a leader. and it' cites 8, not 8-10. and it's a throwaway conservative chain email forwarded through a private email account. i would seriously doubt he dusted off the bible to look for context before forwarding.

Arkanaut: Mrs. YoMama

Does the GOP believe that Obama is a cellist?



Yo Yo Ma and his wife.

Weaver95: simplicimus: cmunic8r99: simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?

Open source diety code is maintained by the unwashed masses and is heretical sushulizm!

I hear the technical support from user groups is better than paying for technical support from the company.

the good news is that the database is a wiki and well maintained by a group of like minded individuals. the downside is that every now and then some asshat shows up and tries to rewrite the commandments. luckily the logs are encrypted and backed up on a secure server.

It's posts like this that made me highlight you in Green 3 (my color for "worth reading, whether serious or silly"). Thanks, I LOL'd

Obama killed Bin Laden and made it possible for poor sick children to have health insurance. Of course they pray for his death.

Reality



What Republicans see

quatchi: Arkanaut: Mrs. YoMama

Does the GOP believe that Obama is a cellist?

So, if I'm reading this right Obama is not only a sekret muslin but now he's also a sekret asian man?

/They've given him a number...

Well he was schooled in a radical Muslim grade school in Indonesia.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, just wait until his affiliation to the Legion of Doom is uncovered.

RandomExcess: Jokes that recognize someone's race are not necessarily racist. One of the consequences of racial pride is that pretending she is not AA is more offensive than pointing out that she is.

WTF is "racial pride"?

Is that when some pathetic loser realizes that s/he is so completely and utterly worthless as a human being and will never, ever actually accomplish anything of value, so that the only possible thing that s/he has to be proud of in life is the fact that someone else, who they never met, but whose ancestors came from the same place as his/her own ancestors once, a long time ago, did something useful?

Because, well, OK, but that's pretty pathetic.

Wouldn't it be better for you to actually do something interesting for yourself, rather than try to live off of the reflected glory of someone who looks sort of like you who did something interesting a long time ago?

I admit it, racism really doesn't make any sense to me. Can anyone explain this? Why should I evaluate others and/or myself on the basis of where our ancestors lived a couple of centuries ago? I really don't get it.

FloydA: WTF is "racial pride"?