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(Some Guy)   Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"   (www2.ljworld.com) divider line 226
    More: Asinine, Just Kidding, President Obama, GOP, O'Neal, amen, Lawrence Journal-World, political cartoons, American culture  
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2012-01-08 05:48:17 PM
classy.
 
2012-01-08 05:49:17 PM
"I apologize if you were offended" non-apology apology in 5...4...3...2...
 
2012-01-08 05:50:34 PM
I really feel like writing The New Testament for Dummies.
 
2012-01-08 05:50:43 PM
YOU'RE the racist for pointing out my racism!!!1!
 
2012-01-08 05:52:09 PM
How is this asshole not being brought up on treason and hate-crime charges?
 
2012-01-08 05:56:32 PM
To be fair, God does like smiting.
 
2012-01-08 05:59:42 PM

Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.


That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.
 
2012-01-08 06:00:38 PM
oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?
 
2012-01-08 06:01:42 PM
Can't you libs take a joke??!!!
 
2012-01-08 06:09:30 PM
If I was the president, after some political Yahoo did something like this.

I would ask them to come visit me in the White house, On my dime no less.

I would invite them to dinner, cigars, maybe some beer out back. Talk it through.

Why you ask? Well because, how awkward would that be for them?

If they refused, I would make time in my schedule later that week for a surprise office visit to have a friendly chat... no matter how that chat went, I would leave saying it went splendidly, and that Political Figure X and I really came to an understanding and hit it off!
 
2012-01-08 06:13:14 PM
Non-issue. Overzealous staffer.
 
2012-01-08 06:15:12 PM

simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.


I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 06:17:47 PM
 
2012-01-08 06:20:40 PM

Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.


Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?
 
2012-01-08 06:23:17 PM
I think we're getting pretty close to a majority of Republicans who have now threatened the President with death.
 
2012-01-08 06:25:32 PM

simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?


I hacked the kernal together from a couple different sources. A bit of budda, some jesus, couple/few transenlightenment ideas, some zen koans. there's a library of modules you can plug in as well. Basically, information is god/god is information. the more you know, the more you learn the closer to the divine you become.
 
2012-01-08 06:35:33 PM

propasaurus: Can't you libs take a joke??!!!


Made me laugh.
 
2012-01-08 06:52:51 PM
Earlier this week, the Lawrence Journal-World was sent an email that O'Neal had forwarded to House Republicans that referred to President Obama and a Bible verse that says "Let his days be few and brief."

Hey look, more eliminationist humor from conservatives. How completely unsurprising.
 
2012-01-08 06:54:48 PM
Round up conservatards and jail them, pending trial for treason, followed by lengthy prison terms or execution.

The only way.
 
2012-01-08 07:02:25 PM

markie_farkie: How is this asshole not being brought up on treason and hate-crime charges?


Because it's not treason, nor is it a hate crime. It is, however, tactless. However, the law doesn't see fit to penalize that.
 
2012-01-08 07:06:43 PM
So, anyone have the YoMama/Grinch comparison pic?
 
2012-01-08 07:06:48 PM
Next verse, Psalm 109:9 : "Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow."

Real farking classy.
 
2012-01-08 07:09:59 PM
I think this is it
cdn2.dailycaller.com
 
2012-01-08 07:26:37 PM

simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?


Open source diety code is maintained by the unwashed masses and is heretical sushulizm!
 
2012-01-08 07:42:26 PM
But remember, the GOP only ever criticize Obama for his policies.
 
2012-01-08 07:43:23 PM
I can't wait for Obama to win again.
 
2012-01-08 07:53:36 PM
Krymson Tyde: I think this is it
cdn2.dailycaller.com


Wow, she did have a bad hair day, looking like jim cary and all.
 
2012-01-08 08:06:29 PM
racist piece of shiat is racist.
 
2012-01-08 08:27:48 PM
the grinch picture thing is just bad fwd:email humor. the "mrs. yomama" bit is boring and racist. i think it's a really big stretch to call that bible verse bit a call for the death of anyone though, unless he is a biden fan.
 
2012-01-08 08:28:14 PM

cmunic8r99: simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?

Open source diety code is maintained by the unwashed masses and is heretical sushulizm!


I hear the technical support from user groups is better than paying for technical support from the company.
 
2012-01-08 08:31:36 PM

simplicimus: cmunic8r99: simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?

Open source diety code is maintained by the unwashed masses and is heretical sushulizm!

I hear the technical support from user groups is better than paying for technical support from the company.


the good news is that the database is a wiki and well maintained by a group of like minded individuals. the downside is that every now and then some asshat shows up and tries to rewrite the commandments. luckily the logs are encrypted and backed up on a secure server.
 
2012-01-08 09:04:23 PM

Weaver95: simplicimus: cmunic8r99: simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?

Open source diety code is maintained by the unwashed masses and is heretical sushulizm!

I hear the technical support from user groups is better than paying for technical support from the company.

the good news is that the database is a wiki and well maintained by a group of like minded individuals. the downside is that every now and then some asshat shows up and tries to rewrite the commandments. luckily the logs are encrypted and backed up on a secure server.


Well, I'm running the gnostic kernel with a catholic GUI. Not very stable.
 
2012-01-08 09:09:54 PM
Michelle Obama is black and she has a big butt and she's married to Barack Obama, who is the first black President and he likes black women with big butts.
 
2012-01-08 09:13:38 PM

simplicimus: Well, I'm running the gnostic kernel with a catholic GUI. Not very stable.


should work fine, so long as you don't try to read the help files.
 
2012-01-08 09:16:48 PM

simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.


Normal people, yes.

Conservatives not so much.
 
2012-01-08 09:16:49 PM

simplicimus: Weaver95:

the good news is that the database is a wiki and well maintained by a group of like minded individuals. the downside is that every now and then some asshat shows up and tries to rewrite the commandments. luckily the logs are encrypted and backed up on a secure server.

Well, I'm running the gnostic kernel with a catholic GUI. Not very stable.


Not very stable at all, but very handy for locating and opening files below a certain age.
 
2012-01-08 09:20:24 PM
There is a law against it. How about threatening the life of the President? He was talking to other people, how about conspiracy? They were government officials, how about treason?

paul.pastor2pastor.org.au
 
2012-01-08 09:22:53 PM

vernonFL: Michelle Obama is black and she has a big butt and she's married to Barack Obama, who is the first black President and he likes black women with big butts.


Ladies and Gentleman, the GOP Platform for 2012!
 
2012-01-08 09:24:19 PM

JohnRanger: There is a law against it. How about threatening the life of the President? He was talking to other people, how about conspiracy? They were government officials, how about treason?

[paul.pastor2pastor.org.au image 250x281]


How is that threatening? Everybody knows prayer doesn't work.
 
2012-01-08 09:24:39 PM
It boggles the mind how somebody so stupid and clueless can te elected to office.
 
2012-01-08 09:27:29 PM
Right about now, enterprising young men and women across America are organizing office pools for the first public use of the "N" word in reference to Obama by an elected GOP official.

Pick your spots wisely folks, and don't forget that April 1st has a built in "plausible" deniability feature!
 
2012-01-08 09:27:51 PM

vernonFL: he likes black women with big butts.


So by default he cannot lie, either.
 
2012-01-08 09:28:47 PM

Weaver95: simplicimus: Weaver95: simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.

I've decided to run with open source deity code and avoid proprietary God entirely.

Is there a distro or do you compile it yourself?

I hacked the kernal together from a couple different sources. A bit of budda, some jesus, couple/few transenlightenment ideas, some zen koans. there's a library of modules you can plug in as well. Basically, information is god/god is information. the more you know, the more you learn the closer to the divine you become.


Yeah, but what happens when a patent troll buys up all of the Zorastoran and Babylonian IP and sues you for infringement?
 
2012-01-08 09:32:50 PM

simplicimus: Snarfangel: To be fair, God does like smiting.

That was God 1.0. Most have upgraded to God 2.0.


God 3.0 put quite a bit of the smiting back in, actually.
 
2012-01-08 09:33:03 PM
Hope he enjoys the visit from the Secret Service.
 
2012-01-08 09:33:46 PM
Mike O'Neil is one of the several oozing pustules on the acne covered face that is Kansas politics. For example: House speaker's firm sues state, O'Neal denies conflict of interest in action over special fees fund (new window)
 
2012-01-08 09:34:40 PM

Mad_Radhu: Yeah, but what happens when a patent troll buys up all of the Zorastoran and Babylonian IP and sues you for infringement?


I think they're covered by the Mithraism code in the basic libraries.
 
2012-01-08 09:34:51 PM

Riche: It boggles the mind how somebody so stupid and clueless can te elected to office.


It's explained right there in the headline. You don't even need to read the whole thing, just the first word.
 
2012-01-08 09:35:00 PM

culebra: Right about now, enterprising young men and women across America are organizing office pools for the first public use of the "N" word in reference to Obama by an elected GOP official.

Pick your spots wisely folks, and don't forget that April 1st has a built in "plausible" deniability feature!


I'm honest to God surprised that to my knowledge he hasn't been called "uppity" yet...
 
2012-01-08 09:36:40 PM

Roook: oh come on now. Whose grandpa doesn't send out racist forwards?


Mine doesn't . . .

But that has everything to do with the fact that he doesn't own a computer and nothing to do with his political platform. He'd send racist forwards if he had a computer.

Last time I saw him he complained that Michele Obama was ruining the country. He also refused to live in Worthington because there were too many hispanics and he didn't like another assisted/independent living home because too much of the staff was black.

Oh well.
 
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