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2012-01-08 05:49:39 PM
"It's okay when we do it." -GOP
 
2012-01-08 06:05:02 PM
Seeing as how the actual 'Obamacare' is largely based on Republican policies and suggestions, it's not surprising.
 
2012-01-08 06:13:25 PM
Well, given how many Reps went home and took credit for parts of Obamacare, it's not surprising that they would want to be able to take credit for all of it.
 
2012-01-08 06:16:12 PM
I'm guessing Rick Perry will be ok with this.
 
2012-01-08 06:34:51 PM
IOKIYAR
 
2012-01-08 06:42:16 PM
This is not a proposal. This is a list of things you want a proposal to do. Saying the desired result is NOT the same as proposing a way to get to that result.

(1) foster economic growth and private sector job creation by eliminating job-killing policies and regulations;

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(2) lower health care premiums through increased competition and choice;

(3) preserve a patient's ability to keep his or her health plan if he or she likes it;

(4) provide people with pre-existing conditions access to affordable health coverage;

(5) reform the medical liability system to reduce unnecessary and wasteful health care spending;

(6) increase the number of insured Americans;

(7) protect the doctor-patient relationship;

(8) provide the States greater flexibility to administer Medicaid programs;

(9) expand incentives to encourage personal responsibility for health care coverage and costs;

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(10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers;

(11) eliminate duplicative government programs and wasteful spending; or

(12) do not accelerate the insolvency of entitlement programs or increase the tax burden on Americans.
 
2012-01-08 06:52:28 PM
So it's the 1994 Republican counterproposal to Clinton's health care proposal?
 
2012-01-08 06:59:59 PM
(10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers

Force their morality onto everyone whether it is legal or not, and force big government and big religion into everyone's bedroom in the name of small government.
 
2012-01-08 07:15:39 PM
TheOnion: This is not a proposal. This is a list of things you want a proposal to do. Saying the desired result is NOT the same as proposing a way to get to that result.

(1) foster economic growth and private sector job creation by eliminating job-killing policies and regulations;

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(2) lower health care premiums through increased competition and choice;

(3) preserve a patient's ability to keep his or her health plan if he or she likes it;

(4) provide people with pre-existing conditions access to affordable health coverage;

(5) reform the medical liability system to reduce unnecessary and wasteful health care spending;

(6) increase the number of insured Americans;

(7) protect the doctor-patient relationship;

(8) provide the States greater flexibility to administer Medicaid programs;

(9) expand incentives to encourage personal responsibility for health care coverage and costs;

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(10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers;

(11) eliminate duplicative government programs and wasteful spending; or

(12) do not accelerate the insolvency of entitlement programs or increase the tax burden on Americans.


Yay, even higher deductibles!
 
2012-01-08 07:15:52 PM
I love how the republicans can't help but to call Obamacare "job killing" every single time they mention it.

You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right. That way, private companies aren't saddled with paperwork and fees every time they hire someone.
 
2012-01-08 07:16:39 PM
They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.
 
2012-01-08 07:21:00 PM
propasaurus: Seeing as how the actual 'Obamacare' is largely based on Republican policies and suggestions, it's not surprising.

I'm going to translate this for them...

IT WAS YOUR F*CKING IDEA AND YOU STILL VOTED AGAINST IT!

Because Kenyanism... or something.
 
2012-01-08 07:21:11 PM
Of the final two principles, one, the protection of the doctor-patient relationship, is protected under the privacy statutes in the Constitution and is apparently added simply to make the list flesh out to an even dozen.


What privacy statutes are in the Constitution?
 
2012-01-08 07:21:42 PM
Generation_D: (10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers

This part should be overturned. How is it legal to discriminate on funding for a medical accepted procedure?

Theoretically, anything can be prohibited. No funding for porcine heart valves. No coverage for insulin made from porcine intestines. See where I'm going with this?
 
2012-01-08 07:23:03 PM
(8) provide the States greater flexibility to administer Medicaid programs;

(11) eliminate duplicative government programs and wasteful spending; or


You eliminate duplication by having 1 system instead of 50 systems, dumbasses.
 
2012-01-08 07:23:03 PM
MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.
 
2012-01-08 07:23:04 PM
TheOnion: This is not a proposal. This is a list of things you want a proposal to do. Saying the desired result is NOT the same as proposing a way to get to that result.

(1) foster economic growth and private sector job creation by eliminating job-killing policies and regulations;

1
(2) lower health care premiums through increased competition and choice;

(3) preserve a patient's ability to keep his or her health plan if he or she likes it;

(4) provide people with pre-existing conditions access to affordable health coverage;

(5) reform the medical liability system to reduce unnecessary and wasteful health care spending;

(6) increase the number of insured Americans;

(7) protect the doctor-patient relationship;

(8) provide the States greater flexibility to administer Medicaid programs;

(9) expand incentives to encourage personal responsibility for health care coverage and costs;

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(10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers;

(11) eliminate duplicative government programs and wasteful spending; or

(12) do not accelerate the insolvency of entitlement programs or increase the tax burden on Americans.


Could you present it as a flowchart, perhaps some sort of road to recovery?
 
2012-01-08 07:23:08 PM
Guidette Frankentits: medically accepted procedure?

ftfm
 
2012-01-08 07:23:56 PM
elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.
 
2012-01-08 07:24:33 PM
elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

And therein lies the problem. Obamacare is a giant compromise, solving some of the problems with our healthcare system, without offending the moneyed interests that benefit from the status quo.

It's a dance with the devil, this is why Obamacare is so demonize-able.
 
2012-01-08 07:24:50 PM
Wake me up when the Republican plan to replace ObamaCares is no longer just to ask a bunch of people for ideas of what to replace ObamaCares with.
 
2012-01-08 07:24:51 PM
o5iiawah: To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.

Yes, just like professional athletes, they're all slaves.

Government employees? Also slaves.
 
2012-01-08 07:24:57 PM
Saul Relative - Thu Jan 20, 7:36 pm ET

the so-called Obamacare Bill (now law), that they voted to repeal on Wednesday


How old is this article?
 
2012-01-08 07:25:41 PM
OH MY GOD. Not legislatures seeking to reform a program! THIS will not go well.
 
2012-01-08 07:26:14 PM
They will regret ever calling it Obamacare.
 
2012-01-08 07:26:23 PM
aselene: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.


In the same vein, Obamacare doesn't force people to have health insurance. It merely encourages them to not go uninsured.
 
2012-01-08 07:27:21 PM
Not surprised. "Obamacare" is essentially what they proposed in the early 90's, and is actually more conservative than what Nixon tried to push through.

And, most Republicans only want government to function with them in charge. Because the GOP is full of petulant cry babies.
 
2012-01-08 07:27:24 PM
MrEricSir: I love how the republicans can't help but to call Obamacare "job killing" every single time they mention it.

You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right. That way, private companies aren't saddled with paperwork and fees every time they hire someone.


Yet the Health Insurance bill which was passed does none of those things. IN fact it fines companies for not providing insurance to its workers. Weird that.
 
2012-01-08 07:28:45 PM
It looks like they took a list of talking points and stuffed it in a bill.
 
2012-01-08 07:29:06 PM
MyRandomName: MrEricSir: I love how the republicans can't help but to call Obamacare "job killing" every single time they mention it.

You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right. That way, private companies aren't saddled with paperwork and fees every time they hire someone.

Yet the Health Insurance bill which was passed does none of those things. IN fact it fines companies for not providing insurance to its workers. Weird that.


Yeah...because people were crying that it would lead us to socialism.

Even with a public option which would've just created another tier from the private sector and kept the private insurance sector in tact was too socialist for some of these tards.
 
2012-01-08 07:29:12 PM
Serious Black: aselene: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.

In the same vein, Obamacare doesn't force people to have health insurance. It merely encourages them to not go uninsured.


Obamacare creates a penalty enforceable at law for those who opt out of health insurance. The Republican resolution doesn't use force at all. It offers real moral leadership instead.

o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.


This. Obama's plan = white slavery.
 
2012-01-08 07:29:25 PM
elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Sure you could. Make a Pre-Existing healthcare that taxes in the same manner as Medicare if you want the government to ensure it. Tax rates will increase/decrease with the market.

The only thing government should even be in is for Catastrophic Care, much like Gore ran on a decade ago. They should only involve themselves in the illnesses which basically end liberty through the crippling need for Medicine. Stop letting the government move into the Primary Care arena.
 
2012-01-08 07:30:03 PM
Can we raise costs for smokers, drinkers, fatties, and the un-vaccinated? Can we allow states (or even better, Medicare itself) to negotiate prices for prescription drugs? Can we set up contingency plans (such as buying drugs from Canada if domestic manufacturers fail to deliver on their end of an established contract)? Can we accept that marijuana has SOME legitimate medical uses and everything do NOT need to be treated with narcotic-based chemical derivatives?

No?

Then piss off, Republicans.
 
2012-01-08 07:30:35 PM
MyRandomName: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Sure you could. Make a Pre-Existing healthcare that taxes in the same manner as Medicare if you want the government to ensure it. Tax rates will increase/decrease with the market.

The only thing government should even be in is for Catastrophic Care, much like Gore ran on a decade ago. They should only involve themselves in the illnesses which basically end liberty through the crippling need for Medicine. Stop letting the government move into the Primary Care arena.


By the way, I meant tax those who opt in. Not everyone. Allow people to opt in or choose. Don't make those who choose elsewhere to pay.
 
2012-01-08 07:30:46 PM
o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.


o5iiawah has an ethically sound point. You can't guarantee a the people a new right when it directly infringes on the rights of others.

Now before you say something like gay marriage infringes on the religious freedoms of others, the basis for laws apply to what the individual does, not what they are allowed to do to others.

A guy has a right to tell me that I'm going to hell. He does not have the right to make me hear him.
 
2012-01-08 07:31:01 PM
MyRandomName: The only thing government should even be in is for Catastrophic Care, much like Gore ran on a decade ago.

Why? I fail to see why "a tree fell on me" is more worthy of being covered than "there's a tumor in my lung". I've never understood the distinction.
 
2012-01-08 07:31:27 PM
Now that it's kicking in and people are starting to see in action all the good things about it, they definitely don't want it to be associated with the name "Obama".
 
2012-01-08 07:33:23 PM
Guidette Frankentits: o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.

o5iiawah has an ethically sound point. You can't guarantee a the people a new right when it directly infringes on the rights of others.


Nobody is claiming a right to force doctors into slavery. There is no right not to pay taxes, even for government services you don't much care for.
 
2012-01-08 07:34:20 PM
MyRandomName: The only thing government should even be in is for Catastrophic Care, much like Gore ran on a decade ago. They should only involve themselves in the illnesses which basically end liberty through the crippling need for Medicine. Stop letting the government move into the Primary Care arena.

Early diagnosis of catastrophic care by the primary care side saves a hell of a lot of money.
 
2012-01-08 07:35:27 PM
aselene: Serious Black: aselene: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.

In the same vein, Obamacare doesn't force people to have health insurance. It merely encourages them to not go uninsured.

Obamacare creates a penalty enforceable at law for those who opt out of health insurance. The Republican resolution doesn't use force at all. It offers real moral leadership instead.

o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.

This. Obama's plan = white slavery.


Exactly. All those doctors currently treating Medicare patients are nothing but slaves! SLAVES! Rand Paul? SLAVE!!
 
2012-01-08 07:36:05 PM
propasaurus: aselene: Serious Black: aselene: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.

In the same vein, Obamacare doesn't force people to have health insurance. It merely encourages them to not go uninsured.

Obamacare creates a penalty enforceable at law for those who opt out of health insurance. The Republican resolution doesn't use force at all. It offers real moral leadership instead.

o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.

This. Obama's plan = white slavery.

Exactly. All those doctors currently treating Medicare patients are nothing but slaves! SLAVES! Rand Paul? SLAVE!!


Public Defenders?? SLAVES!!!!
 
2012-01-08 07:36:05 PM
This article is Jan 20, 2011...
Very relevant
 
2012-01-08 07:36:40 PM
aselene: Serious Black: aselene: elchip: They call for covering people with pre-existing conditions. You can't realistically cover people with pre-existing conditions without a mandate. And you can't realistically have a mandate without subsidies. And then you end up with Obamacare.

Obamacare forces insurance companies not to discriminate against pre-existing conditions. The Republican resolution just encourages them not to.

In the same vein, Obamacare doesn't force people to have health insurance. It merely encourages them to not go uninsured.

Obamacare creates a penalty enforceable at law for those who opt out of health insurance. The Republican resolution doesn't use force at all. It offers real moral leadership instead.


Oh, that's rich. The federal government is going to go to insurance companies and say "Won't you please not discriminate against people with pre-existing conditions? Pretty please? I'll give you a cherry on top of your ice cream sundae..." Yeah, that's going to go over like gangbusters.
 
2012-01-08 07:36:58 PM
bugontherug: Nobody is claiming a right to force doctors into slavery. There is no right not to pay taxes, even for government services you don't much care for.

You're right no one is, but when you make health care a universal right, that means you have to force an entity (doctors, nurses etc..) to have to fulfill that right regardless of the means for compensation.

Let me ask you something, if we don't have a universal right to water, food, or air, why should health care be?
 
2012-01-08 07:37:15 PM
DamnYankees: MyRandomName: The only thing government should even be in is for Catastrophic Care, much like Gore ran on a decade ago.

Why? I fail to see why "a tree fell on me" is more worthy of being covered than "there's a tumor in my lung". I've never understood the distinction.


Those both fit the definition of catastrophic care.
 
2012-01-08 07:37:38 PM
o5iiawah: MrEricSir: You know what would kill fewer jobs? Take health care out of the job entirely and make it a universal right.

Healthcare is a service provided by doctors, nurses and drug companies

To say you are entitled to their labor by virtue of your existence is the basis of slavery.


Can't wait until we find the next Abraham Lincoln to free police and firefighters from their slavery.
 
2012-01-08 07:37:39 PM
Guidette Frankentits: You're right no one is, but when you make health care a universal right, that means you have to force an entity (doctors, nurses etc..) to have to fulfill that right regardless of the means for compensation.

So, like jury duty?
 
2012-01-08 07:38:33 PM
Guidette Frankentits: but when you make health care a universal right,

what do you mean make, it IS, go to your local ER if you don't believe me.
 
2012-01-08 07:39:04 PM
bugontherug: There is no right not to pay taxes, even for government services you don't much care for.

But I will give you a big ol' THIS.
 
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2012-01-08 07:39:51 PM
www.pabloonpolitics.com
 
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