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skatedrifter
2012-01-08 04:43:04 PM
I'd hit it.
Hoban Washburne
2012-01-08 05:00:05 PM
FloydA
2012-01-08 05:09:55 PM
Body of a 12 year old?
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
Arthur Jumbles
2012-01-08 05:20:52 PM
That's a hard 25. Regardless, there are lots of short, flat-chested women out in the world. Even if the surgeries have prevented from going to school she could take online classes.
Mentat
2012-01-08 06:14:53 PM
It took her until 23 to figure out she missed puberty?
nauteeprincess
2012-01-08 06:19:04 PM
As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.
TommyymmoT
2012-01-08 06:26:49 PM
"Trapped in the body of a 12-year-old" AKA: The Sandusky defense.
gopher321
2012-01-08 06:45:07 PM
nauteeprincess
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As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.
Classy.
cretinbob
2012-01-08 06:45:52 PM
nauteeprincess
2012-01-08 06:55:46 PM
gopher321
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nauteeprincess: As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.
Classy.
I can't hear you over the sounds of this chocolate bar and chocolate milk I'm consuming.
Mugato
2012-01-08 06:57:53 PM
Wasn't there a horror movie about this? Anyway her face seems to be overcompensating for her body age wise.
RexTalionis
2012-01-08 07:11:21 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.
Mugato
2012-01-08 07:12:23 PM
RexTalionis
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Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.
Have you tried lube?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-08 07:25:04 PM
Well, at least it wasn't the usual 25-year-old inside a 12-year-old story we normally see.
RexTalionis
2012-01-08 07:30:03 PM
Mugato
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RexTalionis: Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.
Have you tried lube?
Ha! Well, I +funny you, sir.
RexTalionis
2012-01-08 07:30:41 PM
RexTalionis
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Mugato: RexTalionis: Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.
Have you tried lube?
Ha! Well, I +funny you, sir.
Or, I will, once it goes in main.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-08 07:50:34 PM
If she wasn't so ugly I'd suggest she cash in with some pseudo kiddie porn. Oh well.
Blargosaurus
2012-01-08 08:26:54 PM
AbbeySomeone
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If she wasn't so ugly I'd suggest she cash in with some pseudo kiddie porn. Oh well.
This is in Great Britain.
Shaggy_C
2012-01-08 09:09:08 PM
FloydA
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Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
Yikes, no kidding. No one would ever confuse her for being a kid, that's for sure.
9beers
2012-01-08 09:09:45 PM
I have the weirdest boner
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-08 09:10:55 PM
FloydA
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Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
The only reason she is biatching is because of that face. If she looked 12 from head to toe, she'd be the queen of Japanese lolicon porn.
myinternetname
2012-01-08 09:11:21 PM
Poor girl. She can't remember shiat.
kimwim
2012-01-08 09:11:46 PM
Chimera. I'll bet she's a chimera. I wonder if they've done dna sequencing on her yet.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-08 09:12:21 PM
Not impressed:
GonadtheBarbarian
2012-01-08 09:12:26 PM
Giggity
myinternetname
2012-01-08 09:12:46 PM
OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
insertsnarkyusername
2012-01-08 09:12:57 PM
Shaggy_C
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FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
Yikes, no kidding. No one would ever confuse her for being a kid, that's for sure.
Yah, I'd see her and assume she's just short and flat chested. Me thinks her inability to find love is more driven by self exile.
/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.
The more you eat the more you fart
2012-01-08 09:14:18 PM
She is a pedophile's wet dream.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-08 09:15:53 PM
insertsnarkyusername
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/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.
My fiance is on birth control and she skips the placebo week so she doesn't get periods. I make up for it by stopping by the local fish monger and having a bowl of chum for dinner 3 nights a month.
No Such Agency
2012-01-08 09:16:10 PM
nauteeprincess
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gopher321: nauteeprincess: As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.
Classy.
I can't hear you over the sounds of this chocolate bar and chocolate milk I'm consuming.
I've been angry all day, and I just ate a whole coffee cake while crying and accusing my spouse of hating me. I'm a man, so I don't know what my excuse is.
numbone
2012-01-08 09:16:48 PM
Shaggy_C
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FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
45 year old MAN>
myinternetname
2012-01-08 09:17:03 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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insertsnarkyusername:
/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.
My fiance is on birth control and she skips the placebo week so she doesn't get periods. I make up for it by stopping by the local fish monger and having a bowl of chum for dinner 3 nights a month.
brilett
2012-01-08 09:18:08 PM
Sounds like she might have a hormone receptor disorder, if her treatment had no effect.
browntimmy
2012-01-08 09:18:21 PM
myinternetname
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OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
Holy shiat, that one with the blue background...
vudukungfu
2012-01-08 09:18:30 PM
The more you eat the more you fart
:
She is a pedophile's wet dream.
Eubonicaphila, or whatever.
If she bobbed her schnozz, I might fark her.
No Such Agency
2012-01-08 09:22:54 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Not impressed:
[hallure.files.wordpress.com image 640x360]
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Yeah, I'm not watching THAT one.
RickN99
2012-01-08 09:23:01 PM
vudukungfu
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The more you eat the more you fart: She is a pedophile's wet dream.
Eubonicaphila, or whatever.
If she bobbed her schnozz, I might fark her.
Anything to lose your virginity....
FizixJunkee
2012-01-08 09:24:07 PM
myinternetname
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Caudal Regression Syndrome
I thought you were kidding...
\big mistake on my part
JamesLi
2012-01-08 09:27:14 PM
myinternetname
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OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
Well, fark.
garulee
2012-01-08 09:28:14 PM
FizixJunkee
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myinternetname: Caudal Regression Syndrome
I thought you were kidding...
\big mistake on my part
*shiver*
Honest Bender
2012-01-08 09:31:13 PM
Hey, boss. We've got this article about a woman with the
body
of a 12 year old. Ya, she's got a weird looking
body
. We should probably include a couple pictures in the article. What's that? Just head shots? You got it!
LowbrowDeluxe
2012-01-08 09:31:17 PM
myinternetname
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OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
Jesus farking fark!
/I had to. It was like a dare...
vudukungfu
2012-01-08 09:31:51 PM
RickN99
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Anything to lose your virginity....
Except I lost mine in the mid-70's, son.
And your mom?
She was too young at the time.
GungFu
2012-01-08 09:32:20 PM
Bollocks!
I was hoping it would be something like this:
Not some small and flat chested chick from Ireland who still buys her underwear from the kiddies' section.
Barbecue Bob
2012-01-08 09:33:36 PM
LowbrowDeluxe
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myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
Jesus farking fark!
/I had to. It was like a dare...
I wish I could unsee that.
ParagonComplex
2012-01-08 09:35:35 PM
wait wait wait, she's 25 but only found out two years ago? Shouldnt the fact she's never had a period and her tits have never grown given her an indication that "he-heyyyyy, wait a minute.. something, oooh ha ha, something is amiss, I do say" Too bad she isn't hot. She'd be a pedophile's dream. Legal sex with a 12 year old. Wouldn't even have to go to a third world country.
Rattrap007
2012-01-08 09:36:47 PM
numbone
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Shaggy_C: FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
45 year old MAN>
Same thoughts here...
there their theyre
2012-01-08 09:37:54 PM
Barbecue Bob
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LowbrowDeluxe: myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD
Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
Jesus farking fark!
/I had to. It was like a dare...
I wish I could unsee that.
Can't be that bad...oh dear did why did I do that
clipperbox
2012-01-08 09:40:11 PM
GungFu
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Bollocks!
I was hoping it would be something like this:
[www.killkuato.com image 450x315]
Not some small and flat chested chick from Ireland who still buys her underwear from the kiddies' section.
You might see something like that if you search harder....
Open your mind
Open your mind
Open your miiiiiind
skinink
2012-01-08 09:41:02 PM
"The Curious Case of Barbarella Button"
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