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(Guardian)   "Angela Merkel has the whip hand in an orgy of austerity" - man, those Germans sure do freaky porn   (guardian.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-01-08 05:44:51 PM  
Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Stan: Whoa! Is it Angela Merkel?
Cartman: Oh, very funny!
Kyle: Hey! It IS Angela Merkel!
Angela Merkel: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then!
Cartman: SON OF A BI...
[shocks]
Cartman: AHHH!
Ike: [bounces in] Ba ba ba ba.
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff!
Ike: Bullshiat.
Stan: What's she doing now?
German: Essen meine scheisse.
Angela Merkel: Okey-dokey!
Kyle, Stan, Cartman: [they see something gross] AWWWWWW!
Stan: [pukes] Click it off, dude, click it off!
[Kyle clicks it off]
Stan: Dude, what the fark is wrong with German people?
 
2012-01-08 06:40:45 PM  
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2012-01-08 07:04:24 PM  
Whenever I hear her name this is all I think of.....

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-08 07:33:40 PM  
img.metro.co.uk

For the sake of your sanity, imagine Angela Merkel as looking like her.
 
2012-01-08 08:37:08 PM  
She definitely wears the penis in the Eurozone.
 
rpl
2012-01-08 08:42:10 PM  
An orgy of austerity? I'm no expert, but aren't orgies more to the excessy side?
 
2012-01-08 08:54:10 PM  

rpl: An orgy of austerity? I'm no expert, but aren't orgies more to the excessy side?


Most orgies, yes.
German orgies however tend to focus on punctuality and efficiency.
 
2012-01-08 08:55:47 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-01-08 09:06:37 PM  
blogs.reuters.com

"Hand me my whip"
 
2012-01-08 09:10:07 PM  

freidog: German orgies however tend to focus on punctuality and efficiency.


Actually, that's a misunderstanding common among foreigners. In fact, those are just symptoms of excessive organization.

/obscure?
 
2012-01-08 09:10:15 PM  
Shrink your way to prosperity. It worked for Herbert Hoover!
 
2012-01-08 09:18:46 PM  

RexTalionis: For the sake of your sanity, imagine Angela Merkel as looking like her.


I'd have her as my text alert tone.
 
2012-01-08 09:43:40 PM  

RexTalionis: [img.metro.co.uk image 466x310]

For the sake of your sanity, imagine Angela Merkel as looking like her.


She can show me her measurements all day long.

/Thanks for reminding me, new ep today.
 
2012-01-08 10:35:45 PM  
Her and Sarkozy have merged into a super-voltron of banker front-men named "Merkozy".
 
2012-01-08 10:43:00 PM  

jaytkay: Shrink your way to prosperity. It worked for Herbert Hoover!


I hear it's also working great for Sears!
 
2012-01-08 10:44:33 PM  

Invincible: /Thanks for reminding me, new ep today.


It's sooooo good!
 
2012-01-08 11:05:51 PM  
no one has photoshopped this yet? farking slackers. i ate too much food, i have to go lie down now.
 
2012-01-09 02:12:51 AM  
Know who else likes austerity?

RON PAUL
 
2012-01-09 08:17:06 AM  
Austerity is Newspeak for weakening gov't to the benefit of businesses.

The problem is NOT the budgets, the social spending. The problem is the MONEY ITSELF. Most countries use debt based money.

We pay debt with debt and wonder why inflation is so high and borrowing is preferred to saving. Our system rewards borrowing and punishes saving.
 
2012-01-09 08:53:41 AM  
"Angela Merkel has the whip hand in an orgy of austerity"

So very scared Send help soonest!
 
2012-01-09 09:37:50 AM  

apeiron242: Austerity is Newspeak for weakening gov't to the benefit of businesses.

The problem is NOT the budgets, the social spending. The problem is the MONEY ITSELF. Most countries use debt based money.

We pay debt with debt and wonder why inflation is so high and borrowing is preferred to saving. Our system rewards borrowing and punishes saving.


The problem is spending more than tax revenues take in. The keen observer might realize that social spending is a large part of that.

Also, one way to reward saving is to reduce the capital gains tax. But rich people and businesses would benefit from that, in addition to the common man, so you're likely not interested.
 
2012-01-09 01:06:42 PM  
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2012-01-09 05:05:36 PM  
FLÜGGÅENKÒ€ÇHIŒßØLSÊN!!!!
 
2012-01-09 08:50:50 PM  

dfenstrate: Also, one way to reward saving is to reduce the capital gains tax. But rich people and businesses would benefit from that, in addition to the common man, so you're likely not interested.


It certainly hasn't helped the US, where despite a low long term capital gains tax, there is very little savings. Norway on the other hand, has over four times as much money saved per capita despite having a capital gains tax twice as high as the US.
 
2012-01-10 08:11:43 AM  
I seriously have the weirdest boner right now...
 
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