Oxygen to my cockpit? Penis pump, stat!

Hey, you know what they say: "See a broad to get da' booty yak 'em, gotta' leg her down and smack 'em yack 'em!"

Scarebus.

Never been in a plane. Never will if I keep reading stories like this one.

What landing at Heathrow doesn't look like.

Jut an FYI. Oxygen does not make you high.

Fight Club got one wrong.

crab66: Scarebus.

Crab Suse.

Walker: Came here to post the autopilot pic from "Airplane". I see I'm not needed. Close thread, turn out the lights.

I just want to tell you both, good luck. We were all counting on you.

T.M.S.: Jut an FYI. Oxygen does not make you high.

Fight Club got one wrong.

Does too. Also, not enough and you're gonna die (you die).

Uh, just wondering, why don't they have the O2 up there? Or were they like the passenger kind in the ceiling of the cockpit and only drop on loss of pressure?

Did they have the fish, or the chicken?

Randy: Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit...
Striker: The cockpit...what is it?!
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

Oznog: Did they have the fish, or the chicken?

They had the lasagna.

Headline: "BA passenger jet makes emergency landing after both pilots 'pass out' at the controls"

First paragraph: "A British Airways jet was forced to make an emergency landing after both pilots almost 'passed out' at the controls." (emphasis added)

Thanks for the accurate headline, guys. It's a good thing "almost" is an optional word in a case like this. Katrina kills 10,000; Fukushima blows up; McCain beats Obama. We don't need a word so silly as "almost".

Hack Patooey: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x312]

What landing at Heathrow doesn't look like.

Of course it doesn't.

They're travelling the banks of the river of Jordan, to find where it flow to the sea...

Hawnkee: Hey, you know what they say: "See a broad to get da' booty yak 'em, gotta' leg her down and smack 'em yack 'em!"

Golly!

mmonnens: Uh, just wondering, why don't they have the O2 up there? Or were they like the passenger kind in the ceiling of the cockpit and only drop on loss of pressure?

It's important to note that TFA is from the Daily Fail.

Aircraft oxygen problems have been all over the news lately. They can't keep the F-22s flying because of a "design feature" that keeps cutting oxygen off to the pilots.

hypoxia. how does it happen?

Gyrfalcon: It may just be a case of mistranslation from the Bulgarian via Azerbaijani:

He goes on to say that there were a number of 'worried faces' among the flight attendants who he saw with a oxygen cylinders and said the plane was soon heading back to Heathrow 'at great speed'.

Since the reporter obviously can't speak a word of any human language, he may not be accurately reporting the facts as they occurred.

Maybe he only speaks jive.

Where do you go when you're blue?
I'll follow you
When the pilots go bluuue

So, how sealed ARE the cockpits? Are they on their own recirc? If I vented something into the cabin air, does it end up in the cockpit? How often is the air turned over in the plane?

/sudden evil realization

Manfred J. Hattan: T.M.S.: Jut an FYI. Oxygen does not make you high.

Fight Club got one wrong.

Does too. Also, not enough and you're gonna die (you die).

Gosh you're old. I still have that album.

Can't handle their booze.

So they both were women and were feeling faint but no problems were identified after a systems check! I'm guessing it was one of the IDtenT problems where they're both hyper-suggestible hypochondriacs and got the "vapors." This happened in an ER up in LA where there was some unpleasant odor going around suddenly the nursing staff was "overcome with fumes." Unfortunately no cause was ever found despite air samples and extensive tox screens being run on all the "victims."

Coelacanth: Never been in a plane. Never will if I keep reading stories like this one.

An emergency happens, the crew handles it effectively and nobody gets hurt. This scares you, why?