It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Australian woman manages "miracle escape" after cord snap during bungee jump over crocodile-infested waters. In other news, some people are stupid enough to bungee jump over crocodile-infested waters
(
mirror.co.uk
)
127
More:
Scary
,
miracles
,
Zambia
,
snaps
,
crocodiles
• • •
8420
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
08 Jan 2012
at
6:32 PM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6866401
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6866401
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
127 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-08 06:33:45 PM
People still bungee jump?
/wouldn't have cared if she became alligator feed
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-08 06:34:57 PM
Who cares, the second coming is happening in Denver at the moment
Mildot
2012-01-08 06:35:57 PM
and don't forget, she was washed downriver in the rapids...
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-08 06:37:06 PM
Aussie trifecta?
evoke
2012-01-08 06:37:12 PM
Don't bungee jump in Africa.
Mildot
2012-01-08 06:38:10 PM
Darwin looks a bit disappointed.
Oznog
2012-01-08 06:40:05 PM
I'm imagining the Raul's Wild Kingdom guy teaching poodles how to fly... "There she goes! .... awww, maaaan...."
OlderGuy
2012-01-08 06:40:15 PM
evoke
:
Don't bungee jump
in Africa
.
FTFM
zzrhardy
2012-01-08 06:40:35 PM
And I bet she never quit complaining the whole way...
"If you had a better job I could afford the sort of bungee cords I am accustomed to using..."
ErgosumDominati
2012-01-08 06:41:54 PM
Seeing this earlier and the video with her alive talking about it made me think that there was a lack of an infestation.
/damnit Nature
//restock your crocs
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-08 06:42:02 PM
Fista-Phobia
2012-01-08 06:42:52 PM
AUAIOMRN
2012-01-08 06:43:49 PM
dionysusaur
2012-01-08 06:46:06 PM
The only water in Australia NOT infested with crocs is my bog bowl, mate.
/ did RTFA, don't care
jst3p
2012-01-08 06:47:51 PM
In other news, some people are stupid enough to bungee jump over crocodile-infested waters
I bet she is white.
Diodorus
2012-01-08 06:49:04 PM
That looked like a pretty gnarly rapid too. And her feet were still tied together. Her surviving that is more impressive than the crocs. Do crocs even hunt near rapids?
gopher321
2012-01-08 06:50:40 PM
oblig
(new window)
Goodfella
2012-01-08 06:50:48 PM
Mildot
:
Darwin looks a bit disappointed.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 398x487]
Those are quite the eyebrows
Jisaw
2012-01-08 06:52:19 PM
gopher321
:
oblig (new window)
Also oblig
(new window)
Wodheila
2012-01-08 06:52:44 PM
once in a while I come across the pictures my girlfriend took of me jumping. They give me the willys now. Not sure what I was thinking.
tomWright
2012-01-08 06:53:01 PM
OK, so just what did this 'cord snap' look like?
Tourney3p0
2012-01-08 06:54:33 PM
The crocodile aspect has nothing to do with it. They're not going to attack except under extreme circumstances.
That said, i bet she paid extra for jumping over "crocodile infested waters".
Old enough to know better
2012-01-08 06:57:57 PM
So was that EXTREEEEEEEME!!!1! enough for ya, Miss Adventure?
Mock26
2012-01-08 06:59:59 PM
I have my Class A skydiving license and have made over 30 jumps, but I will never bungee jump. At least if something goes wrong while skydiving you often have at least a few seconds to try and recover. With bungee jumping you know something went wrong because you just smacked the ground!
jst3p
2012-01-08 07:00:13 PM
Wodheila
:
once in a while I come across the pictures my girlfriend took of me jumping
I have come across lots of pictures, a laptop screen even my smart phone but you fap to pictures of yourself? That's some kink.
Tourney3p0
2012-01-08 07:01:38 PM
Mock26
:
I have my Class A skydiving license and have made over 30 jumps, but I will never bungee jump. At least if something goes wrong while skydiving you often have at least a few seconds to try and recover. With bungee jumping you know something went wrong because you just smacked the ground!
Once you understand why you will not bungee jump, you understand why most people will not skydive. Your tolerance is just half a percent higher than most people's.
cynicalbastard
2012-01-08 07:02:08 PM
So, are we gonna nominate the ghost of Pocho the friendly crocodile for candidacy as a saint? I think the Vatican's pretty open on nominations these days.
Ray_Peranus
2012-01-08 07:04:20 PM
Mock26
2012-01-08 07:06:38 PM
Tourney3p0
:
Mock26: I have my Class A skydiving license and have made over 30 jumps, but I will never bungee jump. At least if something goes wrong while skydiving you often have at least a few seconds to try and recover. With bungee jumping you know something went wrong because you just smacked the ground!
Once you understand why you will not bungee jump, you understand why most people will not skydive. Your tolerance is just half a percent higher than most people's.
I understand why most people do not skydive, but it still baffles me as it is statistically safer than driving.
Tourney3p0
2012-01-08 07:08:36 PM
Mock26
:
I understand why most people do not skydive, but it still baffles me as it is statistically safer than driving.
Consider for a moment the type of person that says to themselves, "Gee, I wonder which is statistically safer.. skydiving, or bungee jumping. I'd better thoroughly research it and change my behavior accordingly."
They don't exist. Most people realize they're both stupid.
dionysusaur
2012-01-08 07:11:08 PM
Mock26
:
I understand why most people do not skydive, but it still baffles me as it is statistically safer than driving.
I rarely drive for fun (any more*), but if you commute to work by jumping out of a plane your life is rather different from mine.
/ married, 14YO stepson, no Miata on horizon till kid is done with college.
aerojockey
2012-01-08 07:12:13 PM
noreallythatsmyname
2012-01-08 07:13:21 PM
SoCalSurfer
:
Who cares, the second coming is happening in Denver at the moment
It ain't over... fat lady... all that!
misanthropic1
2012-01-08 07:13:48 PM
Tourney3p0
:
Mock26:
I understand why most people do not skydive, but it still baffles me as it is statistically safer than driving.
Consider for a moment the type of person that says to themselves, "Gee, I wonder which is statistically safer.. skydiving, or bungee jumping. I'd better thoroughly research it and change my behavior accordingly."
They don't exist. Most people realize they're both stupid.
You sound like your testicles are very, very small or nonexistent.
misanthropic1
2012-01-08 07:14:45 PM
Tourney3p0
:
The crocodile aspect has nothing to do with it. They're not going to attack except under extreme circumstances.
That said, i bet she paid extra for jumping over "crocodile infested waters".
Why don't you go swimming in the NT and test that theory...
aerojockey
2012-01-08 07:15:07 PM
Bungee jumping with a rope that frayed? I'm downgrading the tag from SCARY to DUMBASS.
GodsTumor
2012-01-08 07:15:20 PM
Cassata26
2012-01-08 07:15:22 PM
Is it just me or does that cord look EXTREMELY frayed?
Tourney3p0
2012-01-08 07:15:36 PM
misanthropic1
:
You sound like your testicles are very, very small or nonexistent.
You sound like the type of person who often thinks about dudes' testicles in otherwise completely unrelated situations.
Not that there's anything wrong with it. Try not to suck any dicks on the way out of the plane.
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-08 07:18:34 PM
tomWright
:
OK, so just what did this 'cord snap' look like?
[www.strangecosmos.com image 360x406]
That's an enormous caboose on such a tiny locomotive. It's a good design choice, who is that?
PsiChi
2012-01-08 07:19:09 PM
I would do a lot of crazy things, but I wouldn't bungee jump or skydive. I would go onto that observation deck that hangs over into the Grand Canyon, but would not walk along the edge of said Canyon. Have canoed into seriously alligator infested waters - I love alligators - but would not do it again, after one of the little darlings half-heartedly lunged at me.
Some risks are fun, some are stoopid.
Abox
2012-01-08 07:19:54 PM
Mock26
:
I understand why most people do not skydive, but it still baffles me as it is statistically safer than driving.
Everything is statistically safer than driving.
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2012-01-08 07:21:24 PM
The big things on my bucket list:
Skydive
Bungee jump
BASE jump
March in Carnival in Rio
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-08 07:26:24 PM
Security footage...
/8- bit tarzan yell is now in your head
9beers
2012-01-08 07:30:01 PM
Tourney3p0
:
The crocodile aspect has nothing to do with it. They're not going to attack except under extreme circumstances.
Wait, what? You fall into the water next to a bunch of crocs and they're coming after you.
Wayne 985
2012-01-08 07:34:38 PM
Mola Ram!
Prepare to meet Kali... in
Hell
.
jst3p
2012-01-08 07:37:39 PM
PsiChi
:
I would do a lot of crazy things, but I wouldn't bungee jump or skydive. I would go onto that observation deck that hangs over into the Grand Canyon, but would not walk along the edge of said Canyon. Have canoed into seriously alligator infested waters - I love alligators - but would not do it again, after one of the little darlings half-heartedly lunged at me.
Some risks are fun, some are stoopid.
You sound boring.
Wayne 985
2012-01-08 07:37:49 PM
9beers
:
Tourney3p0: The crocodile aspect has nothing to do with it. They're not going to attack except under extreme circumstances.
Wait, what? You fall into the water next to a bunch of crocs and they're coming after you.
I have to agree with this. They're ravenous predators and we've all seen the unending nature footage of some poor deer going for a drink and getting his head snapped in a croc's jaws.
They might avoid what they perceive to be conflict, but if they see you as a free and defenseless meal, you won't have long.
Tourney3p0
2012-01-08 07:38:08 PM
9beers
:
Tourney3p0: The crocodile aspect has nothing to do with it. They're not going to attack except under extreme circumstances.
Wait, what? You fall into the water next to a bunch of crocs and they're coming after you.
Spoken like someone who has never been around a crocodile in their lives, but whose entire exposure to the animal is "reading up on it" on the internet.
There are many different species of crocodile, and only a very small portion of them are even remotely interested in humans. The crocodiles of inland Australia are not among these species. Of those that actually are interested, the younger ones won't even bother trying. You're looking at a very, very small portion of crocodiles that are capable of killing a human. Seeing as how they're a pretty smart animal, they know this. The others don't bother trying.
RoyBatty
2012-01-08 07:38:30 PM
Quantum Apostrophe
:
tomWright: OK, so just what did this 'cord snap' look like?
[www.strangecosmos.com image 360x406]
That's an enormous caboose on such a tiny locomotive. It's a good design choice, who is that?
Link
(new window)
Displayed
50
of
127
comments
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Lepercons Next 5 Miles
Ice Ice Baby - Ice Cube Tray
iPlunge Phone Stand
Lucha Libre Wrestling Mask
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
11 Bizarre Gadgets You Don't Want You...
More news at Scribol »
UFC 146 Live Discussion - This Saturday
This Week In Posters And Stills
Will Smith's 15 Corniest Rap Verses
12 TV Stars We Love In Movies We Hate
More news at UPROXX »
Watercooler Stories
Jockstrip: The world as we know it.
Your Daily Horoscope
The almanac
More news at UPI »
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
Nicole Kidman Is Ravishing In Red And...
Kristen Stewart Takes The Plunge In A...
Jennifer Love Hewitt Flaunts Her Curv...
More news at Starpulse »