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(Telegraph) Interesting ...and then Helena Bonham Carter jumped out of the cake nude   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 98
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2012-01-08 02:50:53 PM
When she was younger, Helena Bonham Carter was one of the top 10 most beautiful people in the world.
 
2012-01-08 02:55:40 PM
So scandalous it was greened twice.

/hope
//change
 
2012-01-08 02:55:46 PM
cman: When she was younger, Helena Bonham Carter was one of the top 10 most beautiful people in the world.

to this day I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....
 
2012-01-08 03:00:03 PM
Weaver95: cman: When she was younger, Helena Bonham Carter was one of the top 10 most beautiful people in the world.

to this day I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....


Neither would I

She is still beautiful today. But back in the early 90s, you would get a boner from just hearing someone mention her name.
 
2012-01-08 03:00:12 PM
Weaver95: to this day I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....



image.toutlecine.com
 
2012-01-08 03:00:39 PM
Is this the same guy who called Michele uppity in his new book?
 
2012-01-08 03:02:37 PM
GAT_00: Is this the same guy who called Michele uppity in his new book?

WTF are you talking about? This thread is about Helena
 
2012-01-08 03:03:19 PM
And if the White House looked anything less than a yuletide edition of Hoarders at Christmas, it would have been a Stalinist assault on every American value this country holds dear.
 
2012-01-08 03:07:03 PM
Dressing Michelle as Chewbacca?. How insensitive.
 
2012-01-08 03:11:23 PM
cman: When she was younger, Helena Bonham Carter was one of the top 10 most beautiful people in the world.

She looks great for her age now, IMO.
 
2012-01-08 03:25:42 PM
pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-01-08 03:32:12 PM
EnviroDude: Dressing Michelle as Chewbacca?. How insensitive.

well are we a class act....
 
2012-01-08 03:33:34 PM
cretinbob: pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-01-08 03:35:08 PM
Last time we were together, she was still in grade school......
 
2012-01-08 03:38:05 PM
elvisaintdead: Last time we were together, she was still in grade school......

I see what you did there.
 
2012-01-08 03:49:18 PM
incidentally, I'd kill for the chance to disappoint helena bonham carter in the sack.
 
2012-01-08 03:57:42 PM
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2012-01-08 04:03:06 PM
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2012-01-08 04:13:20 PM
Someone is going to feign outrage over this.

Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club....yum.

"I want to have your abortion"

"I haven't been farked like that since grade school"

Fun fact for those who haven't seen the film, which line was chosen because it was less offensive?

/digress
 
2012-01-08 04:13:33 PM
more posts like FireBreathingLiberal's are required. ASAP.
 
2012-01-08 04:45:25 PM
SilentStrider: more posts like FireBreathingLiberal's are required. ASAP.

oh, like you can't do it yourself.

www.joblo.com

wfiles.brothersoft.com

14.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-08 04:49:56 PM
elvisaintdead: oh, like you can't do it yourself.

not one handed, no.
 
2012-01-08 05:09:46 PM
elvisaintdead: SilentStrider: more posts like FireBreathingLiberal's are required. ASAP.

oh, like you can't do it yourself.

[www.joblo.com image 400x600]

[wfiles.brothersoft.com image 480x360]

[14.media.tumblr.com image 400x600]


Alright
Alright!
GAH!
 
2012-01-08 05:20:08 PM
elvisaintdead: [Planet of the Apes]

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2012-01-08 05:26:48 PM
Shostie: elvisaintdead: [Planet of the Apes]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 150x134]


Why is the 2001 Planet of the Apes movie racist? Helena was a white ape. The fact that they didn't bother putting any make-up on Michael Clark Duncan was racist.
 
2012-01-08 05:32:51 PM
Shostie: elvisaintdead: [Planet of the Apes]
[gifs.gifbin.com image 150x134]


Huh?

Mugato: Why is the 2001 Planet of the Apes movie racist? Helena was a white ape. The fact that they didn't bother putting any make-up on Michael Clark Duncan was racist.

What he said!
 
2012-01-08 05:51:48 PM
what_now: Weaver95: to this day I still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....



[image.toutlecine.com image 640x424]


That belongs in the John McCain thread
 
2012-01-08 05:53:30 PM
Can't have Helena nude because we don't bush in the White House.
 
2012-01-08 05:59:49 PM
Damned slim pickings on the fark today.
 
2012-01-08 06:01:57 PM
Mugato:

It was the first. I saw a tape with an alternate cut about the time the movie opened (was in the VFX industry at the time) with the second line in place. Priceless.
 
2012-01-08 06:02:08 PM
The White House covered up an Alice in Wonderland-themed Halloween party staged by film director Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp for fear of creating the wrong impression during a recession, a new book on the Obamas has claimed.

I just wrote a book about how Mitt Romney is a secret abortion doctor on the weekends.

It's about as legit as this book.
 
2012-01-08 06:02:19 PM
The Torygraph is CONCERNED about something they claim the Obama adminstration did? Color me shocked!

And obviously, the White house covered it up so carefully that the article is illustrated with a pic which (according to the caption) is from that event!
 
2012-01-08 06:03:42 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Damned slim pickings on the fark today.

Its Sunday. I heard Drew outsources Link Approval duties to someone in India working for $2 an hour.
 
2012-01-08 06:05:10 PM
Even in a recession, having a Halloween party at the White House for many (probably needy) kids is not over the top.
 
2012-01-08 06:05:45 PM
I've always liked her but when she went from doing frock operas for the BBC to Fight Club I fell in lust.
 
2012-01-08 06:06:31 PM
pjensi.files.wordpress.com

Hope that is SFF.

/Oh and for the obscure-challenged. HBC was in a version of Alice in Wonderland
 
2012-01-08 06:06:59 PM
cman: HotIgneous Intruder: Damned slim pickings on the fark today.

Its Sunday. I heard Drew outsources Link Approval duties to someone in India working for $2 an hour.


Today is part of "NFL Wildcard Weekend", so the Sports tab should be busier today than the Politics tab.
 
2012-01-08 06:07:00 PM
i538.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-08 06:08:13 PM
tomWright: [pjensi.files.wordpress.com image 400x557]

Hope that is SFF.

/Oh and for the obscure-challenged. HBC was in a version of Alice in Wonderland


The Queen of Hearts with lots of CGI effects (big head and small body).
 
2012-01-08 06:09:42 PM
I'm confused. Are we going to call this Halloween-gate or Trick-or-Treat-gate?
 
2012-01-08 06:10:08 PM
a new book on the Obamas has claimed

Miss Kantor writes


No mention of the author's full name and the name of the book? Nice. Would be a shame if we were able to check the story's veracity.
 
2012-01-08 06:10:24 PM
doc_roswell: It was the first. I saw a tape with an alternate cut about the time the movie opened (was in the VFX industry at the time) with the second line in place. Priceless.

The "grade school" line is the one in the film. It was the replacement for the "abortion" line, which I believe is from the book.

/only ever seen the film on DVD, and know it was "grade school" as it's rare I laugh that hard at a single line in a film
 
2012-01-08 06:17:32 PM
It's poutrage 2012 edition.
 
2012-01-08 06:17:33 PM
Did Kitty Kelly write this book?
 
2012-01-08 06:17:49 PM
Here's how well it was "covered up": Cracked published an article with tons of pics of the party in Octover of 2011! (new window)
 
2012-01-08 06:24:07 PM
Man I would love to plow that. Hell my wife wants to help me plow that. I would hit that so hard it would knock the earth off its axis right in time for the armageddon.

Im saying I would like to fark her yes.
 
2012-01-08 06:24:17 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

It's actually quite good fun.
 
2012-01-08 06:25:47 PM
MrEricSir I'm confused. Are we going to call this Halloween-gate or Trick-or-Treat-gate?

Let's call it "Mad Hatter's Tea Party-gate" for the most confusion

doc_roswell: It was the first. I saw a tape with an alternate cut about the time the movie opened (was in the VFX industry at the time) with the second line in place. Priceless

A fair amount of F.C. was revised after "Columbine". And before that, Jared Leto's original make-up was so disgusting it caused the set to be cleared
 
2012-01-08 06:37:52 PM
Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i538.photobucket.com image 510x340]

AH HA!

I knew I had seen her in something recently.

(And yes I remember her role in Sweeney Todd too, but that wasn't recent)
 
2012-01-08 06:39:45 PM
fusillade762: a new book on the Obamas has claimed

Miss Kantor writes

No mention of the author's full name and the name of the book? Nice. Would be a shame if we were able to check the story's veracity.


man are you stupid. anything to defend Obama, huh?

"writes New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor in The Obamas, which is released on Tuesday."

a NYT reporter.

okay, so now that you know, how are you going to check the story's veracity? Are you going to give here a call?
 
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