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(Hollyscoop) Interesting Paris Hilton to rent out her spacious hole for $16K a month. No, not that hole   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 24
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Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 03:08:17 PM
Too easy,subby.
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-08 03:12:44 PM
Should have stopped at the first sentence, Subby.
 
tomWright
2012-01-08 03:17:26 PM
16k/month? 500/night?

Cheaper that Elliot Spitzers ladies of negotiable affection.

Probably a bargain in fact.

/Too poor for either
 
dionysusaur
2012-01-08 03:27:27 PM
The one between her ears, right?
 
Mind of the North Star
2012-01-08 03:29:23 PM
Either way, anal or oral sex with Paris is not worth 16k a month


/DNRTFA
//The rent is too damn high!
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 03:32:35 PM
Mind of the North Star: Either way, anal or oral sex with Paris is not worth 16k a month


/DNRTFA
//The rent is too damn high!

I dunno, I could use 16k a month.
Sure as hell better be getting paid, not sticking it in the crazy for free.
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-08 03:35:18 PM
Well, OK, but I want it sprayed for spiders, maggots and cockroaches first.
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 03:36:22 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Well, OK, but I want it sprayed for spiders, maggots and cockroaches first.

And termites. Those will tear the hell out of your wood.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 03:37:08 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Well, OK, but I want it sprayed for spiders, maggots and cockroaches first.


Which might take years. Not really worth it.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 03:43:11 PM
I actually haven't heard about her in a while. I just assumed she was dead.
 
HarlequinGuy
2012-01-08 03:51:00 PM
Mugato: I actually haven't heard about her in a while. I just assumed she was dead.

Your assumption was correct. From the neck up since birth and too self-absorbed to make everyone happy and finish the job.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-08 04:07:07 PM
I did her once and it was surprisingly tight, I was expecting a "WOOSH" but it was a very snug glove.
 
dionysusaur
2012-01-08 04:34:57 PM
TravisBickle62: I did her once and it was surprisingly tight, I was expecting a "WOOSH" but it was a very snug glove.

That was her back door, man.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-08 04:36:41 PM
The place next door is a dump.
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-08 04:37:44 PM
TravisBickle62: I did her once and it was surprisingly tight, I was expecting a "WOOSH" but it was a very snug glove.

You know the routine: pics or it didn't happen.
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-08 04:52:31 PM
One point three billion dollars in six years.

One. Point. Three. Billion dollars. In six years.
 
phrenicmonkey
2012-01-08 05:00:37 PM
Did she pay the decorator? I would have sued. Is that a stripper pole in the living room. Classy.
 
Misconduc
2012-01-08 05:26:27 PM
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I'd Pen0rz it, even if its used and abused.
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-08 05:32:43 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: One point three billion dollars in six years.

One. Point. Three. Billion dollars. In six years.

Yeah, I find that hard to swallow.
 
dionysusaur
2012-01-08 05:37:29 PM
Harry_Seldon: chaddsfarkprefect: One point three billion dollars in six years.

One. Point. Three. Billion dollars. In six years.

Yeah, I find that hard to swallow.

Bet you'd swallow a lot for an income like that.

/ heh, i said _income_
 
toetag
2012-01-08 06:17:33 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: TravisBickle62: I did her once and it was surprisingly tight, I was expecting a "WOOSH" but it was a very snug glove.

You know the routine: pics or it didn't happen.

I think he really meant "glove" as in she wasn't physically involved.
 
chitownmike
2012-01-08 10:20:42 PM
Can I get a "nap rate"?
 
Jeager76
2012-01-08 11:17:59 PM
I imagine this coming out of her "hole"

Link (new window)
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-09 12:32:07 AM
Would this be the Hilton Holetel?
 
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