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Walker

2012-01-08 03:55:20 PM

DAT ASS!

Fista-Phobia

2012-01-08 05:16:55 PM

Walker: DAT ASS!

Winner!

bravian

2012-01-08 05:17:53 PM

Mom?

maxheck

2012-01-08 05:18:23 PM

Soooooo very tempted to send this headline to an ex-lover-still-friend who moved to Springfield....

ButterMule

2012-01-08 05:21:12 PM

vice_magnet

2012-01-08 05:23:49 PM

Well, that ass is no Melissa Midwest...

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-08 05:24:21 PM

Walker: ~~DAT~~ FLAT ASS!

^{/It is white}

Misconduc

2012-01-08 05:24:41 PM

White girl has a nice ass? paging dr. mixalot

Holfax

2012-01-08 05:25:53 PM

R.I.P. Li'l Sebastian

StokeyBob

2012-01-08 05:26:25 PM

"Taste like ass!"

jaytkay

2012-01-08 05:27:42 PM

Having been to Missouri, I think it might be the smallest, too.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-08 05:27:46 PM

That's HOT!!

/ties carrot to stick

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-08 05:28:14 PM

Ed Finnerty: Walker: ~~DAT~~ FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

chaddsfarkprefect

2012-01-08 05:28:57 PM

A show of patriotism:

troll.me

Really I'm Black

2012-01-08 05:29:31 PM

what a nice white ass might look like

www.cagedinsider.com

Phaeon

2012-01-08 05:34:52 PM

Really I'm Black: what a nice white ass might look like

[www.cagedinsider.com image 550x825]

i1183.photobucket.com

MyNameIsMofuga

2012-01-08 05:44:05 PM

/approves

buckeyebrain

2012-01-08 05:48:08 PM

Really I'm Black: what a nice white ass might look like

[www.cagedinsider.com image 550x825]

This is not a bookmark...

Chevello

2012-01-08 05:50:50 PM

buckeyebrain: Really I'm Black: what a nice white ass might look like

[www.cagedinsider.com image 550x825]

This is not a bookmark...

Yeah, I can't believe people do that

Harry_Seldon

2012-01-08 05:53:40 PM

Really I'm Black: what a nice white ass might look like

[www.cagedinsider.com image 550x825]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... white!

sandi_fish

2012-01-08 06:00:29 PM

I'd pet that ass.

iheartscotch

2012-01-08 06:11:32 PM

cowgirl toffee: Ed Finnerty: Walker: DAT FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

How YOU doin?

/ sorry it had to be done

wambu

2012-01-08 06:14:57 PM

White ass ?

i.imgur.com

We'd hit it!

Trocadero

2012-01-08 06:21:03 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro

2012-01-08 06:44:30 PM

Trocadero: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 361x547]

The Playtex Cross Your Ass Shorts: it lifts AND separates!

It also looks like she's asking someone to take her temperature.

DysphoricMania

2012-01-08 07:03:12 PM

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-08 07:10:01 PM

DysphoricMania: cowgirl toffee: Ed Finnerty: Walker: DAT FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

Jaded as I am, I would need photographic proof of said tushery before I believed it.

Ok... here it is... my ass (new window).
;P

Brother Head

2012-01-08 07:15:20 PM

Came for many pictures of "nice white asses".

Staying disappointed. 8)

DreamyAltarBoy

2012-01-08 07:27:21 PM

cowgirl toffee: DysphoricMania: cowgirl toffee: Ed Finnerty: Walker: DAT FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

Niiice

Jaded as I am, I would need photographic proof of said tushery before I believed it.

Ok... here it is... my ass (new window).
;P

BravadoGT

2012-01-08 07:46:42 PM

Oh, sure--he's nice, but....he's no Lil' Sebastian!

whitecliffpublishing.files.wordpress.com

video man

2012-01-08 07:48:00 PM

Looks like normal Chief fan to me. Loud, obnoxious, but not very successful.

Pandora's Litterbox

2012-01-08 07:55:34 PM

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

notion 99 (new window)

five years (new window)

SJKebab

2012-01-08 08:13:47 PM

cowgirl toffee: DysphoricMania: cowgirl toffee: Ed Finnerty: Walker: DAT FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

Jaded as I am, I would need photographic proof of said tushery before I believed it.

Ok... here it is... my ass (new window).
;P

I'd plow it.

Maechyll

2012-01-08 08:35:40 PM

And a magnificent threadsave by Pandora's Litterbox!

/tyvm

zulius

2012-01-08 08:39:35 PM

SJKebab: cowgirl toffee: DysphoricMania: cowgirl toffee: Ed Finnerty: Walker: DAT FLAT ASS!

/It is white

*looks behind*
What? I'm one of the whitest white girls that ever whited, AND it looks like I have two nice sized cherry bombs back there... Good day, Sir!
:P

Jaded as I am, I would need photographic proof of said tushery before I believed it.

Ok... here it is... my ass (new window).
;P

I'd plow it.

I'd whip it...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2012-01-08 08:52:14 PM

Gotta love an ass thread on Fark!

Pandora's Litterbox

2012-01-08 08:52:41 PM

toeing the nsfw line (new window)

i497.photobucket.com

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

Link (new window)

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

preparing the cage (new window)

our love will still be there (new window)

time has come today (new window)

yer welcome.
'night.

liverpoolumd

2012-01-08 09:09:53 PM

This thread is redhead flavored now...

/not a bookmark

NeoCortex42

2012-01-08 09:17:44 PM

Looks like this thread is off to a good start.

just passing through

2012-01-08 09:19:41 PM

Ahhh.... much better. I needed to visit this thread after today's football games.

Pandora's Litterbox

2012-01-08 09:31:37 PM