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Kazan
2012-01-08 02:53:20 PM
locally dubbed "Avoid Renton" :P
j/k (not on that team.. no idea what they're calling it)
jehovahs witness protection
2012-01-08 03:11:02 PM
Sounds like a damn good idea.
spman
2012-01-08 03:13:59 PM
Honestly, this feature would be much appreciated, especially here in Connecticut where at any time you can be on one street filled with McMansions, then all of a sudden turn right into Crackton.
bow
2012-01-08 03:16:32 PM
I think this GPS would self-destruct in Toledo.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-08 03:25:52 PM
Next up: Cross-country driving with "Avoid Texas™" Feature.
ZAZ
2012-01-08 03:35:45 PM
Avoiding dangerous areas is obvious. What's the novel part of this invention?
Weaver95
2012-01-08 03:35:58 PM
jehovahs witness protection
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Sounds like a damn good idea.
me too. I hope that becomes a standard feature in every GPS package.
GAT_00
2012-01-08 03:38:41 PM
I'm guessing Census data and straight percentages of minorities?
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-08 03:54:04 PM
Sued for racism in 3...2....1...
TheOther
2012-01-08 03:55:57 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-08 04:01:34 PM
GAT_00
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I'm guessing Census data and straight percentages of minorities?
Nah, FBI self-report crime stats.
This would be very interesting to use in the Bay area. I'll bet it would turn down every one of my favorite rave spots.
thermo
2012-01-08 04:03:11 PM
Does it sound an alarm anytime you are near MLK Blvd?
"You know what's sad? Martin Luther King stood for non violence. And I don't care where you are in America, if you're on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there's some violence going down."
-Chris Rock
Mugato
2012-01-08 04:06:50 PM
Could have used that.
"You see there where it say "Rib Tibs"?
LegacyDL
2012-01-08 04:17:26 PM
So much for walking in Philly.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-08 04:18:56 PM
ZAZ
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Avoiding dangerous areas is
obvious
dull and boring. What's the novel part of this invention?
fanbladesaresharp
2012-01-08 04:20:30 PM
I don't need GPS to tell me I'm farked. The abandoned homes, meth heads and gunshots will suffice.
video man
2012-01-08 04:20:44 PM
Hah. Reminds me of a time when the roommates and I took a trip down to KC to go to Worlds Of Fun. Apparently, the quickest way there is through a really crappy part of town with boarded up windows and abandoned buildings.
/And I rode the Patriot 15 times in a row.
//That's 3 fives, and that's awesome.
Alonjar
2012-01-08 04:20:48 PM
I was just asking myself the other day if this came as an option in ultra-luxury cars. I approve.
Englebert Slaptyback
2012-01-08 04:21:52 PM
Kazan
locally dubbed "Avoid
Renton
"
For a vegetarian, he's a f*cking evil shot.
Joce678
2012-01-08 04:21:52 PM
spman
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Honestly, this feature would be much appreciated, especially here in Connecticut where at any time you can be on one street filled with McMansions, then all of a sudden turn right into Crackton.
Been there, done that.
Not in Connecticut, but same thing. One minute you're looking at green lawns, the next it's boarded up windows and Camaros on bricks. Never seen anything like that in Europe.
At least I wasn't carjacked or shot at...
sethstorm
2012-01-08 04:22:07 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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Next up: Cross-country driving with "Avoid Texas™" Feature.
That's part of the Avoid The South package, available to customers located outside the Southeast.
semiotix
2012-01-08 04:22:23 PM
Come on. We all know that anyone who would actually use that feature already has a superhuman awareness of their proximity to what they think "ghetto" is.
"Hold up there, honey. I think I see a black guy about a quarter-mile down the street. He's wearing a tie, but let's not chance it. Besides, I need to go home and change underwear again."
cig-mkr
2012-01-08 04:22:40 PM
Any road named Martin Luther King Blvd. ?
salo2112
2012-01-08 04:23:27 PM
It's from Microsoft: it should come with a bulletproof vest and run-flat tires.
The Haberdasher
2012-01-08 04:23:31 PM
I assume you have to turn that feature off if you want to get anywhere in Atlanta.
Mad_Radhu
2012-01-08 04:23:58 PM
It's a Windows Phone 7 feature.
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Active introvert
2012-01-08 04:24:24 PM
thermo
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Does it sound an alarm anytime you are near MLK Blvd?
"You know what's sad? Martin Luther King stood for non violence. And I don't care where you are in America, if you're on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there's some violence going down."
-Chris Rock
This made me laugh. Have an MLK BLVD in my town, don't want to go there.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-08 04:24:39 PM
cig-mkr
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Any road named Martin Luther King Blvd. ?
Not just Blvd. but Dr. Ave. Sq. Road, etc..
12349876
2012-01-08 04:25:11 PM
Turning this feature off to be called the "day option" and turning this feature on is the "night option"
skinink
2012-01-08 04:25:36 PM
The Southie Projects and the Bunker Hill projects in Boston were mostly white dangerous areas, but I guess only housing projects with minorities are dangerous.
styckx
2012-01-08 04:25:49 PM
LegacyDL
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So much for walking in
Philly
Camden.
Philly isn't all that bad really and isn't high in the crime of `negros looking to kill innocent white people'. Philly is actually pretty chill for the most part. (during the day).
jst3p
2012-01-08 04:26:16 PM
I replaced my Tom Tom after it tried to kill me. It routed me through a part of Oakland that I clearly should not have been in. Further inspection of the route it gave me on Google maps later revealed that there was no logical reason for this route. It did the same thing in San Jose.
I gave it to my ex wife.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-08 04:26:18 PM
Eh, whenever I think I might be in a highly-pigmented area, I just search Google maps for nearby rent-to-own rim stores and check cashing agencies. If theres more than 2 hits in a 1-mile radius, I search for the nearest frozen yogurt place and head in that direction.
Rossi_84
2012-01-08 04:26:26 PM
Only if there is a premium feature called Get Rape™.
glenlivid
2012-01-08 04:26:29 PM
spman
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Honestly, this feature would be much appreciated, especially here in Connecticut where at any time you can be on one street filled with McMansions, then all of a sudden turn right into Crackton.
I'd rather avoid the enclaves of McMansions.
Englebert Slaptyback
2012-01-08 04:26:36 PM
The Haberdasher
I assume you have to turn that feature off if you want to get anywhere in Atlanta.
No, they just keep you on Peachtree until you get to your destination.
DavidVincent
2012-01-08 04:26:36 PM
What do they put on black peoples' GPS systems?
"You are entering a non-rhythmic area."
Laocoon
2012-01-08 04:26:40 PM
semiotix
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"Hold up there, honey. I think I see a black guy about a quarter-mile down the street. He's wearing a tie, but let's not chance it.
You have to buy the avoidmuslims add-on to cover that.
12349876
2012-01-08 04:26:55 PM
thermo
:
Does it sound an alarm anytime you are near MLK Blvd?
"You know what's sad? Martin Luther King stood for non violence. And I don't care where you are in America, if you're on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there's some violence going down."
-Chris Rock
Hey now, the South MLK Blvd in my town is just fine.
/the North part not so much
envirovore
2012-01-08 04:27:06 PM
Sweet, this will lighten up traffic through Utica greatly.
jonny_q
2012-01-08 04:27:15 PM
Its
datasource
(new window)
cousndick
2012-01-08 04:27:19 PM
I can understand not wanting to drive thru a shady/shiatty looking neighborhood for the sake of having to feel you gotta watch your back, but how often do we hear stories of people getting mugged, raped, shot, or stabbed because of the route their GPS took them?
12349876
2012-01-08 04:28:50 PM
jst3p
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I replaced my Tom Tom after it tried to kill me. It routed me through a part of Oakland that I clearly should not have been in. Further inspection of the route it gave me on Google maps later revealed that there was no logical reason for this route. It did the same thing in San Jose.
I don't trust any GPS for where to go. I'll use it to make sure I don't miss a turn or if an accident has the highway shut down, but trusting it for a good route is just stupid. They're much worse than Google and Bing and even they'll give you stupid routes sometimes.
Mugato
2012-01-08 04:29:13 PM
Martin Luther King is black so obviously his stretch of road is going to be longer and penetrate deeper into any city so it's always bound to go through some dangerous areas at some point.
spcMike
2012-01-08 04:30:27 PM
I'm guessing Newt Gingrich will be buying this.
buzzcut73
2012-01-08 04:30:37 PM
video man
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Hah. Reminds me of a time when the roommates and I took a trip down to KC to go to Worlds Of Fun. Apparently, the quickest way there is through a really crappy part of town with boarded up windows and abandoned buildings.
/And I rode the Patriot 15 times in a row.
//That's 3 fives, and that's awesome.
Probably US 71 if it was more than 10 years ago or so. That ran right down Prospect Ave and I made the same mistake with a paper map. They've since rerouted the highway so it is a 4 lane divided highway that bisects said ghetto with lots of green space. Stay on it, no problem.
MouserMusing
2012-01-08 04:31:37 PM
I'm sure it will come in handy for areas with high drug and prostitution arrests.
1000Monkeys
2012-01-08 04:32:19 PM
StanleyPuff
2012-01-08 04:32:44 PM
Active introvert
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thermo: Does it sound an alarm anytime you are near MLK Blvd?
"You know what's sad? Martin Luther King stood for non violence. And I don't care where you are in America, if you're on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there's some violence going down."
-Chris Rock
This made me laugh. Have an MLK BLVD in my town, don't want to go there.
CSB
A few weeks ago, I would have loved this option. My GPS had me in "downtown" East St. Louis while travelling for work (I'm from Pittsburgh). As an added bonus, I got called a "cracker" by a young girl on the corner as I turned on to MLK Blvd.
True story.
/CSB
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-08 04:32:47 PM
Weaver95
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jehovahs witness protection: Sounds like a damn good idea.
me too. I hope that becomes a standard feature in every GPS package.
Seriously, I don't see how anyone can disagree.
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