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2012-01-08 02:31:49 PM

Polyhazard: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

I know a few things about women, and you are simply deluded. If you assume that we don't desire sex, or even consider it a "cross to bear," because (in your opinion) it's a "physical not psychological," then I have no doubt you are doing it wrong. Stick to wanking it, for your sake and hers.

(pedicures???)


So you'll have sex with anyone as long as they can give you a really good orgasm?
 
2012-01-08 02:32:06 PM
And the manager's scowling with his feet on the desk.

Boom boom goes the curtain.
 
2012-01-08 02:35:11 PM
I"ll be back to this thread later on. Yes, yes I will.

I've never been to a peep show.
 
2012-01-08 02:36:27 PM

Pimpin76: brap: Interesting. If you would like insight into the sleazy hey day of Times Square peeps and the sleazoid peak of the sex industry I highly recommend Josh Friedman's Tales of Times Square. It is equal parts hilarious, informative, and "I need a shower."

If you haven't seen it I also recommend Tannenbaum's photos of NYC in the 70's. Some great shots of Times Square, Studio 54 etc. Captured at the height of sleazy NYC. There is a link to all of the galleries here. (new window) Warning some photos are NSFW. The nightlife and music galleries are pretty awesome.


Whoa, whoa, whoa! Naked Yoko goes beyond NSFW!
 
2012-01-08 02:37:40 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

She's cute.
 
2012-01-08 02:45:45 PM

downstairs: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

Not better. But its guys like you that allow the rest of us to bang women that are really into sex.


Yeah, they are all over the internet (and they're not guys pretending to be girls).

Just go to a dating service and search for 'looking for a sexy man to give me lot's of hot sex' or walk into a bar and ask the hottest women there if they want sex (make sure you you have good insurance).

I wish I could still kid myself about that too.
 
2012-01-08 02:51:59 PM

Jim_Callahan: Well, that was a lot of build-up to a really boring story. After all that shiat about how the job took her to a very dark place we get a long-winded spiel about how she didn't like her co-workers, she didn't enjoy the job, she would often slack off at work, and unrelated stories about her neighbors being assholes. So... identical to talking to your average burger-flipper or office drone about their job, really.


Working as a peep show girl is just so much worse than being a sanitation worker, an overworked nurse or any other physical, yucky or degrading job, especially if you're a hypocrite who doesn't take personal responsibility for your choices.
 
2012-01-08 02:54:41 PM
Are you farking kidding me?!? 3 pages worth of posts about something that should be NSFW and not one NSFW pic??? I'm SO disappointed in all of you.
 
2012-01-08 02:56:57 PM

pottie: I went into one of those places once. It was in Seattle and the sign outside promised beautiful live nude girls. I made my way down the dark musty smelling corridor and stumbled into a little room, just bigger than a phone booth. I plunked fifty cents into the coin box and the curtain slowly rose, revealing a skinny, tattooed girl that couldn't have been more than twenty. The stretch marks on her frail body and the sores that dotted her flesh told of a difficult, fast life and made me sad for her. She wiggled and gyrated to some unheard music, her dead eyes avoiding mine. When the curtain began to drop, she pointed toward a back door and made the international sign of the blowjob. I passed on her offer and have never been in a place like that since.


Looks like someone visited the the Lusty Lady....man I miss that place...they had the funniest signs
 
2012-01-08 02:57:47 PM

animal900: Pimpin76: brap: Interesting. If you would like insight into the sleazy hey day of Times Square peeps and the sleazoid peak of the sex industry I highly recommend Josh Friedman's Tales of Times Square. It is equal parts hilarious, informative, and "I need a shower."

If you haven't seen it I also recommend Tannenbaum's photos of NYC in the 70's. Some great shots of Times Square, Studio 54 etc. Captured at the height of sleazy NYC. There is a link to all of the galleries here. (new window) Warning some photos are NSFW. The nightlife and music galleries are pretty awesome.

That's....a whole lotta bush right there.


NTTAWWT.
 
2012-01-08 02:57:52 PM

Mr. Potatoass: She kind of looks like the dead nude girl in my trunk.


I prefer the live nude girls, but maybe I'm just being picky.
 
2012-01-08 02:59:48 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Polyhazard: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

I know a few things about women, and you are simply deluded. If you assume that we don't desire sex, or even consider it a "cross to bear," because (in your opinion) it's a "physical not psychological," then I have no doubt you are doing it wrong. Stick to wanking it, for your sake and hers.

(pedicures???)

So you'll have sex with anyone as long as they can give you a really good orgasm?


I hope this doesn't sting too much, but if that is how you interpreted my comment it doesn't surprise me that you are "forced" to fork over cash to get your dick wet.
 
2012-01-08 03:02:00 PM
Here's an ask me anything from a woman working in a San Fran peep show. She was decidedly more positive.Link (new window)
 
2012-01-08 03:02:32 PM

Pumpernickel bread: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

You sound bad at sex.


He sounds horrendous at it. Or he's a troll. No one can seriously think in this day and age that women don't enjoy sex.
 
2012-01-08 03:02:43 PM

hitlersbrain: Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.


Maximum irony; I feel sorry for you and anyone you dupe into bed.

/yes, you're doing it wrong
 
2012-01-08 03:04:50 PM

Polyhazard: Tyrone Slothrop: Polyhazard: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

I know a few things about women, and you are simply deluded. If you assume that we don't desire sex, or even consider it a "cross to bear," because (in your opinion) it's a "physical not psychological," then I have no doubt you are doing it wrong. Stick to wanking it, for your sake and hers.

(pedicures???)

So you'll have sex with anyone as long as they can give you a really good orgasm?

I hope this doesn't sting too much, but if that is how you interpreted my comment it doesn't surprise me that you are "forced" to fork over cash to get your dick wet.


So you don't actually enjoy sex for its own sake. Which means that it's primarily psychological, not physical for you.
 
2012-01-08 03:06:11 PM
A degree....in costume design.....hahahahahhahahaha
What's next, a Master's in ribbon curling? PhD in cake decorating?
I wonder how many dudes there are in that degree plan.
 
2012-01-08 03:09:34 PM
hitlersbrain: For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

Okay, now you sound bad at sex and defensive about being bad at sex.
 
2012-01-08 03:15:26 PM
There is so much wrong to her story I don't even know where to start... She finished college with no career plan ("being a writer" is not a plan and people are not going to jump at the opportunity to publish you); she decided she "was called" to New York, not only New York, but Manhattan, which its astronomical cost of living; she refused to move when she couldn't make it; and if she had a problem with stripping she could have worked anywhere in the service industry.

/English major
//been employed in a career job since graduation
 
2012-01-08 03:15:45 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Polyhazard: Tyrone Slothrop: Polyhazard: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

I know a few things about women, and you are simply deluded. If you assume that we don't desire sex, or even consider it a "cross to bear," because (in your opinion) it's a "physical not psychological," then I have no doubt you are doing it wrong. Stick to wanking it, for your sake and hers.

(pedicures???)

So you'll have sex with anyone as long as they can give you a really good orgasm?

I hope this doesn't sting too much, but if that is how you interpreted my comment it doesn't surprise me that you are "forced" to fork over cash to get your dick wet.

So you don't actually enjoy sex for its own sake. Which means that it's primarily psychological, not physical for you.


No, it means if all I want is to get off, they make tools for that which are much more efficient at getting the job done than any human man.

If it was all purely physical for YOU, you could also be content mechanically rubbing one out into a tube sock... But you're not. Maybe we're more alike than you would believe (and more than I would prefer to admit.)
 
2012-01-08 03:20:16 PM
call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-08 03:22:32 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-08 03:23:27 PM
Here's a CSB:
Vegas is like Meca to strippers. For some reason, they all have to make the pilgrimage to their holy land. Anyway, being in the travel industry, I've used this to my advantage to escort a few strippers to Vegas. Anyway, there was one particular stripper I took a stripper to Vegas, married her, and got her pregnant, all in one weekend. One of my better decisions -- we've been married for 12 years now.
 
2012-01-08 03:37:44 PM

gsexygreg: Here's an ask me anything from a woman working in a San Fran peep show. She was decidedly more positive.Link (new window)


Cool Q&A, thanks for posting!
 
2012-01-08 03:40:22 PM
When the show was over, the curtain went down just as slowly. Sometimes I waved farewell as the man on the other side of me disappeared from view. Sometimes the men panicked, reaching toward the glass, bending or kneeling to catch every last glimpse before I was gone.\

Reminded me of my favourite scene in:

www.criticplanet.org

/shouldn't be obscure
//hot
 
2012-01-08 03:43:39 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Wyatt FNG Earp!

/link hotter than Dafoe
 
2012-01-08 03:45:54 PM
I'm nude under my clothes right now.
 
2012-01-08 03:55:27 PM

hitlersbrain: downstairs: hitlersbrain: Theaetetus: hitlersbrain: I, for one, cannot wait for life like androids. It sucks when only 1/2 of a species has a screaming need for sex and the other half considers it some kind of moral cross to bear with great resentment.

You sound bad at sex.

Ha, you sound like you don't know much about women. For what it's worth, I am very good at sex. It's not worth very much. What makes me sad is that being with a woman is not much different than masturbating. You will be the only one REALLY enjoying it. Sure it feels good to her but she'd probably rather have pedicure. Women want men for psychological reasons, not physical ones. You can make her orgasm all night long and it won't make very much impact on her as far as her opinion of you. It may actually taint it since it might come off as you trying too hard.

I'm not sure which sex got the shortest end of that stick.

Not better. But its guys like you that allow the rest of us to bang women that are really into sex.

Yeah, they are all over the internet (and they're not guys pretending to be girls).

Just go to a dating service and search for 'looking for a sexy man to give me lot's of hot sex' or walk into a bar and ask the hottest women there if they want sex (make sure you you have good insurance).

I wish I could still kid myself about that too.


I assume you've never given a woman and orgasm? Wait, scratch that. I assume you'd have no idea if you did or didn't.

Protip: its not hard to tell.
 
2012-01-08 03:58:10 PM
She's got mef teef.
 
2012-01-08 04:06:38 PM
Paging Grables'Daughter to thread 6866093. Grables'Daughter to thread 6866093, stat.
 
2012-01-08 04:20:57 PM

Saturn5: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x511]

She's cute.


Yes. (new window)
 
2012-01-08 04:31:31 PM
www.movieposter.com

also (for the most part) disappointingly safe for work.
 
2012-01-08 04:33:53 PM

Omahawg: call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 463x640]


I'll call you weird but it's gonna cost extra.
 
2012-01-08 04:42:40 PM
Oh yeah; was in NYC with the GF just before Christmas and we actually went to Gotham City; their toy and costume section is pretty disappointing, but they do have a giant bargain bin of vintage 90's DVDs, if that's your thing.

/getting a kick, etc
 
2012-01-08 04:44:07 PM

Incredulous: Saturn5: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x511]

She's cute.

Yes. (new window)


Gaahhhhh I'm melting. What is it about these kinds of super cute women that gets to me?
 
2012-01-08 05:15:21 PM

itsdan: Thank you Facebook Comments for once again reminding me how many people think everyone's lives reflect their own, and that the world hasn't changed one bit in the last few decades.


I came in here to say... Something like this. The story was mildly interesting, but the comments below just made me push away from my desk and go "Holy shiat what the fark is wrong with people."... Again.

I think I need a new hobby. Being a human being ain't satisfying anymore. :P
 
2012-01-08 05:19:01 PM

Omahawg: call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 463x640]


That's cool but personally I think I'd like to see if that was a) of age and b) actually female.

The picture's just a smidge creepy IMO.

minoridiot: Here's a CSB:
Vegas is like Meca to strippers. For some reason, they all have to make the pilgrimage to their holy land. Anyway, being in the travel industry, I've used this to my advantage to escort a few strippers to Vegas. Anyway, there was one particular stripper I took a stripper to Vegas, married her, and got her pregnant, all in one weekend. One of my better decisions -- we've been married for 12 years now.


Would you be offended if I said that was adorable? :)
 
2012-01-08 05:29:05 PM

Aidan: itsdan: Thank you Facebook Comments for once again reminding me how many people think everyone's lives reflect their own, and that the world hasn't changed one bit in the last few decades.

I came in here to say... Something like this. The story was mildly interesting, but the comments below just made me push away from my desk and go "Holy shiat what the fark is wrong with people."... Again.

I think I need a new hobby. Being a human being ain't satisfying anymore. :P


Sigh, I've been accused by an idiot of being an alt, but I have to remark, and I'm just kidding you, that "it's dan", and "ai dan" would seem to be a pair of alteriffic names for some dude named dan. (Or am I missing the joke?)
 
2012-01-08 05:36:57 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Incredulous: Saturn5: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x511]

She's cute.

Yes. (new window)

Gaahhhhh I'm melting. What is it about these kinds of super cute women that gets to me?


She'll talk life extension to you for $5 a minute.
 
2012-01-08 05:59:10 PM

Omahawg: call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 463x640]


the thing in that picture looks so expensive, Id be afraid I'd break it.
 
2012-01-08 06:03:16 PM

RoyBatty: Aidan: itsdan: Thank you Facebook Comments for once again reminding me how many people think everyone's lives reflect their own, and that the world hasn't changed one bit in the last few decades.

I think I need a new hobby. Being a human being ain't satisfying anymore. :P

Sigh, I've been accused by an idiot of being an alt, but I have to remark, and I'm just kidding you, that "it's dan", and "ai dan" would seem to be a pair of alteriffic names for some dude named dan. (Or am I missing the joke?)


That would be pretty funny, but it's just a coincidence. :)

I'm too boring to have ever been accused of being recognizably like someone else, so... Erm. Good? :P
 
2012-01-08 06:06:56 PM

tomWright: stiletto_the_wise: Duplicate from about 6 months ago.

Oh please. it has been 6 MONTHS. Same day dupes or next day is one thing. But 6 MONTHS?

Go be eidetic somewhere else.


It's 6 months, Harold - it's a hockey season!
 
2012-01-08 06:07:17 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Quantum Apostrophe: Incredulous: Saturn5: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x511]

She's cute.

Yes. (new window)

Gaahhhhh I'm melting. What is it about these kinds of super cute women that gets to me?

She'll talk life extension to you for $5 a minute.


Yeah but for 6 she'll say Star Trek is real and we'll colonize the galaxy. With tin cans. From the private sector.
BTW, how's your fridge? Filled with nutritiious, safe food? How's the office job? Cushy and air conditionned?
You better get rid of all those things you take for granted that already extend your life span.
Go back in the forest and get arthritis by 35 or something.
 
2012-01-08 06:20:10 PM

Aidan: Omahawg: call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 463x640]

That's cool but personally I think I'd like to see if that was a) of age and b) actually female.

The picture's just a smidge creepy IMO.

minoridiot: Here's a CSB:
Vegas is like Meca to strippers. For some reason, they all have to make the pilgrimage to their holy land. Anyway, being in the travel industry, I've used this to my advantage to escort a few strippers to Vegas. Anyway, there was one particular stripper I took a stripper to Vegas, married her, and got her pregnant, all in one weekend. One of my better decisions -- we've been married for 12 years now.

Would you be offended if I said that was adorable? :)


I wouldn't be, I think its adorable too.. I got a couple who hangs out here at the pub wo come from a cimular circumstance.. Joe and Dusty..
Joe was always a Odd jobs self employed Blue collar guy. worked most of the time as an arborist.. a tree guy, would always give you a fair deal, and do a good bit of work to boot. Dusty was the old guard, and lead and taught the new girls the trade, got them over thier inhibitions. kept the filth away from them and taught them how to recognize it and avoid it. She danced well into her fifties to the point where she was a local institution. People would seek out her shows for the Milf, and then.. the GilF. aficionados.

the both of them recently retired after years at their trades, raised three great kids put them through school, and are now resting on a refitted tug boat on close to a million in a retirement nest egg.
Joe keeps the boat running, fells a tree every now and then to help folks out.. Dusty is baking fancy decorated cakes now.
they may have lived their life on the fringes, but, they are salt of the earth people. and I, as well most of the staff here adore them to no end. They have lived their lives by their own rules.. in their own comfort level, and are doing just fine.

the lady in the article? honey.. your story is nothing special. its the same ole take of innocent country fgirl moves to the big bad city, and has to turn to stripping to make ends meet. then gloriously over comes and thrives because of, and in spite of her difficulties.
I know a quite a few former "victims of society that over came impossible odds" types, and I know someone that owns a publishing company too.
 
2012-01-08 06:25:58 PM

RoyBatty: Christian Bale: RoyBatty: We "live girls" told the men the show was five minutes long, but the curtain went down after 3 1/2.

I missed that line in the article. Naturally, no sympathy for the men who are taken advantage of due to their sex addiction. They are cheated, and then treated contemptuously by the same woman who conspired in cheating them, and portrayed as the "bad guys" in this and every other article of this ilk.

Yes, this is true too.


I thought we were talking about strippers, not how the missus acts.
 
2012-01-08 06:42:47 PM

RoyBatty: Sigh, I've been accused by an idiot of being an alt, but I have to remark, and I'm just kidding you, that "it's dan", and "ai dan" would seem to be a pair of alteriffic names for some dude named dan. (Or am I missing the joke?)


How dare you accuse me, a female married, Canadian citizen, American LEGAL alien with one child, of being an alt.
 
2012-01-08 07:01:33 PM

Omahawg: call me weird. i like sex with women. i like looking at women. women smell pretty.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 463x640]


That looks like the lamp I have in my front window.
 
2012-01-08 07:10:58 PM

itsdan: RoyBatty: Sigh, I've been accused by an idiot of being an alt, but I have to remark, and I'm just kidding you, that "it's dan", and "ai dan" would seem to be a pair of alteriffic names for some dude named dan. (Or am I missing the joke?)

How dare you accuse me, a female married, Canadian citizen, American LEGAL alien with one child, of being an alt.


*snerk*
 
2012-01-08 07:49:17 PM
I'm not buying it. There are no chicks that hot that go to Michigan.
 
2012-01-08 08:09:30 PM

downstairs: I assume you've never given a woman an orgasm?


I have. She regifted it. :(
 
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