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10 sexy men on TV that you do not know, and have never been in your kitchen
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Gramma
2012-01-08 09:17:27 AM
The kitchen is not where I keep my sexy men anyway.
/they do yardwork
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 09:33:22 AM
Oh yeah, Jon Hamm's really obscure.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-08 10:05:22 AM
11 is:
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-08 10:44:10 AM
How the hell did they miss me from that list?
Oh. Right. I'm not on TV.
brigid_fitch
2012-01-08 11:24:43 AM
List completely fails without Alex Skarsgård, John Barrowman, or Jason Momoa.
The Voice of Doom
2012-01-08 11:28:38 AM
PenguinCam
2012-01-08 11:29:54 AM
No Jensen Ackles?
Moonraper
2012-01-08 11:34:34 AM
PenguinCam
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No Jensen Ackles?
Fark that tool. His wife, on the other hand...
KiplingKat872
2012-01-08 11:44:02 AM
List fails without Richard Armitage, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Arthur Darvill.
/all the TV sexy is in the U.K. these days.
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 11:45:48 AM
brigid_fitch
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List completely fails without Alex Skarsgård, John Barrowman, or Jason Momoa.
This.
Also, Timothy Olyphant.
Nana's Vibrator
2012-01-08 11:46:21 AM
The Voice of Doom
:
[img515.imageshack.us image 618x466]
John Stamos
Jon Hamm
Keanu Stamos
Jersey Shore Ross Gellar
Christian Slater Nicholson, Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jeremy Sisto
Larry Bird
Latin Shirley Temple
Dwayne "The Old Spice Guy" Johnson
Did I get them All? What do I win?
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-08 11:46:51 AM
+1 internets for the reference, subby. Cheers was/is a great show, especially compared to the lame stuff on the air anymore.
jackandwater
2012-01-08 11:47:07 AM
brigid_fitch
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List completely fails without
Alex Skarsgård
, John Barrowman, or
Jason Momoa
.
These two are very sexy, at least in my book!
I know Henry Simmons from NYPD Blue, and Jeremy Sisto from Law and Order. Don't these people watch television? And everyone knows of Jon Hamm, or they should!
still not as sexy as Clay Matthews
jackandwater
2012-01-08 11:52:10 AM
Nana's Vibrator
:
The Voice of Doom: [img515.imageshack.us image 618x466]
John Stamos
Jon Hamm
Keanu Stamos
Jersey Shore Ross Gellar
Christian Slater Nicholson, Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jeremy Sisto
Larry Bird
Latin Shirley Temple
Dwayne "The Old Spice Guy" Johnson
Did I get them All? What do I win?
Maybe the batteries have short circuited. Larry Bird? And the Old Spice guy is Isaiah Mustafa. Or did I miss something? lol
Nana's Vibrator
2012-01-08 11:58:10 AM
jackandwater
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Nana's Vibrator: The Voice of Doom: [img515.imageshack.us image 618x466]
John Stamos
Jon Hamm
Keanu Stamos
Jersey Shore Ross Gellar
Christian Slater Nicholson, Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jeremy Sisto
Larry Bird
Latin Shirley Temple
Dwayne "The Old Spice Guy" Johnson
Did I get them All? What do I win?
Maybe the batteries have short circuited. Larry Bird? And the Old Spice guy is Isaiah Mustafa. Or did I miss something? lol
No no no, Isaiah Mustafa was a wrestler named "The Rock" with a daughter named Brooke and whose son paralyzed someone.
Keanu Stamos is The Matrix guy who molested Michelle Tanner. How Rude!
jackandwater
2012-01-08 12:01:13 PM
Nana's Vibrator
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jackandwater: Nana's Vibrator: The Voice of Doom: [img515.imageshack.us image 618x466]
John Stamos
Jon Hamm
Keanu Stamos
Jersey Shore Ross Gellar
Christian Slater Nicholson, Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jeremy Sisto
Larry Bird
Latin Shirley Temple
Dwayne "The Old Spice Guy" Johnson
Did I get them All? What do I win?
Maybe the batteries have short circuited. Larry Bird? And the Old Spice guy is Isaiah Mustafa. Or did I miss something? lol
No no no, Isaiah Mustafa was a wrestler named "The Rock" with a daughter named Brooke and whose son paralyzed someone.
Keanu Stamos is The Matrix guy who molested Michelle Tanner. How Rude!
Ohh! Okay, now I understand. Thanks for clearing that up for me. So Jon Hamm must be heir to the "Honey Baked" fortune?
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 12:05:46 PM
space_cowgirl
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brigid_fitch: List completely fails without Alex Skarsgård, John Barrowman, or Jason Momoa.
This.
Also, Timothy Olyphant.
Mmmmm, yes. There's a sad lack of pictures of hot men in this thread.
Nana's Vibrator
2012-01-08 12:05:50 PM
jackandwater
:
Nana's Vibrator: jackandwater: Nana's Vibrator: The Voice of Doom: [img515.imageshack.us image 618x466]
John Stamos
Jon Hamm
Keanu Stamos
Jersey Shore Ross Gellar
Christian Slater Nicholson, Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jeremy Sisto
Larry Bird
Latin Shirley Temple
Dwayne "The Old Spice Guy" Johnson
Did I get them All? What do I win?
Maybe the batteries have short circuited. Larry Bird? And the Old Spice guy is Isaiah Mustafa. Or did I miss something? lol
No no no, Isaiah Mustafa was a wrestler named "The Rock" with a daughter named Brooke and whose son paralyzed someone.
Keanu Stamos is The Matrix guy who molested Michelle Tanner. How Rude!
Ohh! Okay, now I understand. Thanks for clearing that up for me. So Jon Hamm must be heir to the "Honey Baked" fortune?
Ooohh. Close. Jon Hamm is a star on a show called Mad Men That's the one set in an uncertain future Beyond Thunderdome but he needs work. His Australian accent comes through too much.. "We don't need another hero"! is a fine song by Ike and Tina Fey.
Epossumondas
2012-01-08 12:18:09 PM
"Sexy" apparently needs more than still photography. Can't see it, except Jon Hamm.
tomWright
2012-01-08 12:22:24 PM
C'mon ladies, post pics.
How will us guys know what to aim for in 26 minutes when we need to get to the gym?
We deserve to feel just a worthless as you do after a FARK bikini/redhead/blond/chubbyChaser/pedoSkinny12yearOldBoy/TitsOnaStick/ JapanesePervIdol thread
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 12:27:24 PM
Well, I guess I'll get it started...
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 12:30:22 PM
tomWright
:
C'mon ladies, post pics.
How will us guys know what to aim for in 26 minutes when we need to get to the gym?
We deserve to feel just a worthless as you do after a FARK bikini/redhead/blond/chubbyChaser/pedoSkinny12yearOldBoy/TitsOnaStick/ JapanesePervIdol thread
Having listed nearly every possible body type, why would that make anyone feel worthless?
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 12:34:49 PM
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 12:38:35 PM
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 12:38:43 PM
and one more:
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 12:41:02 PM
zerkalo
2012-01-08 12:48:38 PM
And by "dark" Fox News obviously means "black"
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 12:52:44 PM
zenobia
2012-01-08 12:57:27 PM
space cowgirl
is winning this.
mrsdish
2012-01-08 12:57:45 PM
space_cowgirl
:
Well, I guess I'll get it started...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]
[askarsgard.com image 431x660]
[28.media.tumblr.com image 267x400]
I normally find the men like Askars there, sexy. Clean cut, showered. But, GoT enlightened me to the delight that is Drogo ...His body is chiseled out of sex, I would let him do anything to my body, including fark me while my husband and parents watch. Same goes for Askars though.
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 12:58:27 PM
space_cowgirl
:
[mytakeontv.files.wordpress.com image 425x634]
I don't even care that he's chunked up a bit lately. Of course my crush is at least half based on how much of a smart dork he is.
tomWright
2012-01-08 01:33:15 PM
gamergirl23
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tomWright: C'mon ladies, post pics.
How will us guys know what to aim for in 26 minutes when we need to get to the gym?
We deserve to feel just a worthless as you do after a FARK bikini/redhead/blond/chubbyChaser/pedoSkinny12yearOldBoy/TitsOnaStick/ JapanesePervIdol thread
Having listed nearly every possible body type, why would that make anyone feel worthless?
(sigh)
Here I go trying to be all inclusive and such and STILL I get grief.
/Going back to the Shiraz
gamergirl23
2012-01-08 02:21:16 PM
tomWright
:
gamergirl23: tomWright: C'mon ladies, post pics.
How will us guys know what to aim for in 26 minutes when we need to get to the gym?
We deserve to feel just a worthless as you do after a FARK bikini/redhead/blond/chubbyChaser/pedoSkinny12yearOldBoy/TitsOnaStick/ JapanesePervIdol thread
Having listed nearly every possible body type, why would that make anyone feel worthless?
(sigh)
Here I go trying to be all inclusive and such and STILL I get grief.
/Going back to the Shiraz
You listed neither brunettes nor athletic types, so I can pretend to be offended if it would make you feel better.
kth
2012-01-08 03:22:20 PM
Surely he's got a guest star gig or something. I miss him on L&O:UK
jamieleighc
2012-01-08 03:48:21 PM
I love these threads.
/pics are all hot, like the men
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-08 03:55:44 PM
Why isn't John Barrowman on the list?
jamieleighc
2012-01-08 03:57:42 PM
vrax
2012-01-08 04:33:12 PM
Moonraper
:
PenguinCam: No Jensen Ackles?
Fark that tool.
Get a load of chuckles over here.
apeiron242
2012-01-08 04:47:40 PM
When did we let mac users take over Fark?
tomWright
2012-01-08 05:04:54 PM
gamergirl23
:
tomWright: gamergirl23: tomWright: C'mon ladies, post pics.
How will us guys know what to aim for in 26 minutes when we need to get to the gym?
We deserve to feel just a worthless as you do after a FARK bikini/redhead/blond/chubbyChaser/pedoSkinny12yearOldBoy/TitsOnaStick/ JapanesePervIdol thread
Having listed nearly every possible body type, why would that make anyone feel worthless?
(sigh)
Here I go trying to be all inclusive and such and STILL I get grief.
/Going back to the Shiraz
You listed neither brunettes nor athletic types, so I can pretend to be offended if it would make you feel better.
Why would I mention those? The last thing I want is to attract attention to my preference. More for me that way.
/Gabrielle Reece.
Call me
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-08 05:17:11 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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Why isn't John Barrowman on the list?
Obviously, Fox doesn't know about him.
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 05:26:07 PM
Okay, okay...
PillsHere
2012-01-08 05:34:43 PM
I'm really surprised not a single guy from True Blood was on the list. I was expecting to see Eric and Alcide for sure.
xpennyroyaltyx
2012-01-08 06:02:01 PM
I'll just leave this here.
/hot
//and british
peruvianprincess
2012-01-08 06:09:18 PM
Yes, it's getting warm in here all of a sudden. True Blood guys are hot, so are the Game of Thrones men. Never thought I'd be so attracted to a little person. Looking at you Peter Dinklage.
WhoIsNotInMyKitchen
2012-01-08 06:11:32 PM
I agree, none of them are in my kitchen.
Sarcastica75
2012-01-08 06:41:38 PM
by the hammer of thor...
Sprachkundige
2012-01-08 07:14:12 PM
peruvianprincess
:
Yes, it's getting warm in here all of a sudden. True Blood guys are hot, so are the Game of Thrones men. Never thought I'd be so attracted to a little person. Looking at you Peter Dinklage.
Yes.
jamieleighc
2012-01-08 07:17:31 PM
I forgot Mike!
space_cowgirl
2012-01-08 07:38:48 PM
Sprachkundige
:
peruvianprincess: Yes, it's getting warm in here all of a sudden. True Blood guys are hot, so are the Game of Thrones men. Never thought I'd be so attracted to a little person. Looking at you Peter Dinklage.
Yes.
Indeed.
and in happier times...
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